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Graffiti from a 2007 game warning that the promised reward does not exist, which became the phrase for any false promise for about three years and then a sign of having been online in 2008. The record's entry for the cake, which was, in the end, real, which nobody remembers.

The party game where each guest brings a cardboard cut-out of a character or object they find, against their better judgement, attractive, plants it on a cake and says 'hear me out' — from Halloween 2023 into a fixture of every Gen Z gathering. The record's entry for the cake that has held a Shrek, a Lego man and a lamp.

The anniversary of a Reddit account, marked with a cake icon and a post asking for upvotes — cake day — as the site's only birthday, and the record's entry for the celebration of having been on a website for a year, which is, on reflection, something.