DICTIONARY/TOOLS

Toolsbuilt on the record

The dictionary, weaponised. Translate a message, rule on a meme, find out what year you live in.

Everyday The dictionary, weaponised.

⌘Slang TranslatorPaste a message. Every internet term gets flagged, explained and dated — then rewritten in plain English.Open → ☠Is It Dead Yet?Type a meme or slang word and get the official ruling: alive, dying, dead, undead or fossil — with a badge you can embed.Open → ↻SlangifyWrite something normal and read it back in 2009 forum, 2016 Vine and 2025 brainrot dialect.Open → ▸Era FinderPick a year and see everything the internet said that year — born, peaked, died.Open →

Look it up The reference side: what things mean, who says them, when they started.

AZText AbbreviationsWhat does it mean in text? Every abbreviation on file, A to Z, with the year it started and whether anyone still types it.Open → ☺Emoji MeaningsWhat people actually mean by 💀, 😭 and 🙃 — the current sense, the literal one, and the year the meaning changed.Open → ⧉Slang by GenerationGen Alpha, Gen Z, Millennial and elder-internet slang, sorted by when each word was actually born.Open → ?What Is This Meme Called?Describe it in your own words — the guy pointing at a butterfly, the crying cat — and get the name on file.Open → ★Slang Word of the DayOne record a day, chosen by the calendar, with its meaning, its age and its odds of surviving the year.Open → ▁▃▅▇PulseThe weekly index: which terms are rising, which are dying, what people search for and cannot find.Open →

For fun Verdicts, diagnoses and death notices. All of it built on the same records.

▶How Online Are You?Twenty terms, one question each: do you know it? Get a diagnosis and the year you apparently live in.Open → ✝Meme ObituaryA proper death notice for any record: dates, cause of death, survived-by, and a eulogy nobody asked for.Open → ⏳Expiry DateHow long has this word got? Cohort maths on 2,790 records says when it is due to stop being sincere.Open → ⚠Cringe MeterPaste anything. We score it on how much dead slang it contains, because using dead slang is the whole of cringe.Open → @Username Time MachineType your name, pick a year, and receive the username you would have had in 1999, 2004 or 2025.Open → ⌛Your Internet AgeEnter the year you were born and meet the internet that raised you: your first meme, and what died while you grew up.Open →