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Hear Me Out Cake

The party game where each guest brings a cardboard cut-out of a character or object they find, against their better judgement, attractive, plants it on a cake and says 'hear me out' — from Halloween 2023 into a fixture of every Gen Z gathering. The record's entry for the cake that has held a Shrek, a Lego man and a lamp.

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Definition @greenscreen_greg · Poster 16 Mar 2026

The record notes the rule is that the choice must be defensible for exactly one sentence, and that the sentence is always 'hear me out' followed by silence and a friend's screaming.

Sighting @threads_thea · Lurker 1 Dec 2024

A hear-me-out cake at a 2025 office leaving do, featuring a Roomba, an animated fox and the office coffee machine. The record notes the coffee machine won on a technicality.

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