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↺ Undeadn.✎ 2
Doge
A Shiba Inu annotated in coloured Comic Sans. Outlived its own irony, then outlived its own death, and is now legal tender in the loosest possible sense.
▸ 2010peak 2013†2015
● Aliven.✎ 3
Engagement Bait
A post designed to make you reply — 'tag a friend who', 'wrong answers only', a deliberate mistake — as named by a platform's own rules in 2017 and practised by everyone including the platform since. The record's entry for the trap as a genre, and the reason 'wrong answers only' exists.
▸ 2017peak 2024still up
● Alivephr.✎ 7
Fellow Kids
A brand or an adult trying too hard to sound young. The GIF is from 2012 and the situation is from every quarter since.
▸ 2014peak 2017still up
● Aliven.✎ 3
Normie
A normal person, as an insult from people who spend too long online — someone who uses memes a month late, has friends, goes outside. The record's entry for the word that divides the internet into those who know and those who are fine.
▸ 2016peak 2017still up
↺ Undeadn.✎ 5
Nyan Cat
A pop-tart cat trailing a rainbow, looped forever. Sold for roughly $590,000 a decade after everyone stopped watching it.
▸ 2011peak 2011†2014
☠ Deadphr.✎ 6
Very Demure
Very mindful, very cutesy. Two weeks of joy, a trademark dispute, and White House use, in that order, over a single August.
▸ 2024peak 2024†2024
● Alivephr.✎ 3
2026 Is the New 2016
A New Year's resolution the internet made for itself: bring back 2016 — flower-crown filters, the Mannequin Challenge, bottle flips, the dab, Zara Larsson on the radio. Part nostalgia, part protest against the present, and it actually moved a few 2016 songs back up the charts.
▸ 2025peak 2026still up
☠ Deadn.✎ 3
Brat Summer
A shade of green and a permission to be a mess. Ended when a presidential campaign changed its banner to match, with the artist's blessing, which did not help.
▸ 2024peak 2024†2024