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◐ Dyingn.✎ 3
Ben Simmons Passing Up the Dunk
The moment Ben Simmons, alone under the basket in the fourth quarter of a Game 7 against Atlanta on 20 June 2021, passed instead of dunking — the clip that ended his Philadelphia career and became the internet's shorthand for a man declining the obvious. The record notes his coach was asked afterward whether Simmons could be a championship point guard and said 'I don't know', and that the pause was the meme.
▸ 2021peak 2021still up
● Aliveadj.✎ 2
Clutch
Winning when it counts, against the odds — a clutch play, to clutch it — from sport into gaming and out again into anything done under pressure at the last moment. The record's entry for the word that means 'when it mattered'.
▸ 2000peak 2015still up
● Aliveadj.
Cooked
Finished, doomed, beyond help. Applies to a person, a country or a group project with equal ease, which is why it stuck.
▸ 2022peak 2024still up
◐ Dyingn.✎ 3
Crying Jordan
A basketball legend's tearful face pasted onto every loser in sport. Jordan himself is reportedly fine with it, which is somehow the most surprising fact on record.
▸ 2012peak 2016still up
● Aliven.✎ 2
Dame Time
Damian Lillard's wrist-tap — 'Dame Time' — for a late shot that ends a game, first properly named after his 0.9-second series-winner against Houston on 2 May 2014 and made permanent by the 37-foot shot over Paul George on 23 April 2019 and the wave goodbye that followed. The record's entry for a clock that only one man is allowed to read.
▸ 2014peak 2019still up
◐ Dyingn.✎ 3
Dubs
A post number ending in repeated digits — 22, 777, 8888 — treated as a lucky omen and greeted with 'checked'. The record's entry for the numerology of a message board, and for the only luck that was entirely automatic.
▸ 2008peak 2012still up
● Aliveabbr.✎ 3
GOAT
'Greatest of all time' — from a boxer's company name to a rapper's album to the argument that runs every sports comment section, and the goat emoji that settles it. The record's entry for the superlative that became an animal.
▸ 1992peak 2016still up
● Alivev.✎ 3
Glazing
Excessive, unearned praise — and, from April 2025, the word for what a chatbot does when it tells you your business plan is genius. Sam Altman used it about his own model, which is how slang gets into the minutes.
▸ 2022peak 2024still up