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Poor Dog

A memecoin launched on 8 March 2024 under the ticker PODOG, remembered as the worst memecoin attempt on record. The dog was poor, the site said so, and the market agreed within five weeks. Gone by April 2024. Kept here as the control sample: this is what happens when the joke is also the business plan.

Peak
Cause of death
Was exactly as poor as advertised
First sighting
poordog.org, ticker PODOG, 8 March 2024
Life & death · 2023–2029
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2024
2025
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PEAK 2024
BORN · 8 March 2024
DIED · April 2024
NOW · 2026

Testimony

4 entries · newest first
Correction @thumbnail_gore · Poster 6 Jun 2024

To be clear, 'worst memecoin attempt in history' is the community's verdict, not a measurement. There were worse coins. None of them admitted it in the name.

Obituary @404_matron · Coroner 30 Apr 2024

Born 8 March 2024, dead by April. Five weeks, which for a coin called Poor Dog is either a failure or the most accurate branding in the sector. No comeback expected. The dog remains poor.

Sighting @rug_survivor · Poster 8 Mar 2024

Launch day, 8 March 2024, poordog.org: one image of a sad dog, a contract address and a buy button. I bought nothing and I still felt poorer.

Definition @dialup_ghost · Coroner 10 Mar 2024

PODOG. A dog, described as poor, offered as an investment. The site had a single page and the page had a single idea. Most memecoins hide the joke behind a roadmap; this one led with it and never got past it.

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