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12-3-30

Treadmill at 12 per cent incline, 3 miles an hour, 30 minutes — 12-3-30 — a routine Lauren Giraldo posted in 2019 and re-posted on TikTok in 2020, after which every gym's treadmills were occupied by people walking uphill at the same speed. The record's entry for the workout that is three numbers.

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Lauren Giraldo, YouTube (2019) and TikTok (2020)
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Correction @linkedin_lunatic · Poster 29 Oct 2023

A commenter asserted 12-3-30 burns more fat than running. The record notes it burns more than the sofa, and leaves the rest to the treadmill.

Definition @mod_asleep · Archivist 15 Sep 2020

The record notes 12-3-30 is walking briskly up a hill, that the hill is imaginary and the walking is real, and that this is a fine thing to do.

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