The men filmed wearing a $3,500 headset on the subway, in a Tesla, and at a wedding, in the fortnight after launch, gesturing at nothing. The record's entry for the first two weeks of a gadget, when it belongs to the internet, and for the guy on the train.
Definition, posthumous. Vision Pro Guy meant something specific in 2024 and nothing at all by 2024, which is roughly the life expectancy of anything the internet loves out loud.
Died in a month, when the videos stopped and the headset went in a drawer. The record notes the product was, by accounts, impressive, and that the guy on the train was not.
What does it mean? Write it the way you would say it out loud.
