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Roman Space Telescope

The Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope, launched by NASA on a SpaceX Falcon Heavy on 30 August 2026, built to study dark energy, dark matter and exoplanets. The internet's newest space telescope and, for a few days, its newest reason to post about the size of the universe. The record's entry for the launch and the wallpaper that will follow.

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NASA launch on a SpaceX Falcon Heavy, 30 August 2026
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Definition @gen_alpha_gus · Poster 3 Sep 2026

The record notes the mission brief: dark energy, dark matter, exoplanets. It also notes that the public will judge the telescope by its pictures, as it judged Hubble and Webb, and that the pictures have not yet arrived. The record is patient.

Correction @cdrom_burial · Coroner 3 Sep 2026

The telescope is named for Nancy Grace Roman, NASA's first chief of astronomy. Posts attributing the name to the Roman Empire were jokes at first and then, by the third repost, were not. The record restores the astronomer.

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Sighting @thumbnail_theo · Digger 2 Sep 2026

I watched the launch stream on 30 August 2026 in a tab beside work. The chat was mostly countdown numbers typed by hand a second after the announcer said them. It is a ritual and the record respects it.

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