A wall of text claiming Japan converts commuters' footsteps into electricity, escalating into implausible engineering detail with the confidence of a man who has never been to Japan. Pasted under any post about infrastructure, trains, or Japan.
My first sighting was February 2026, in a reply from someone I have never met, and I understood it immediately. That is the closest thing to magic the internet still does.
The tell is the precision. Real facts are vague; the copypasta gives you the exact number of steps per kilowatt-hour. Precision is how a copypasta pretends to be an article.
What does it mean? Write it the way you would say it out loud.
