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Double Rainbow

A man overcome by a double rainbow, asking what it means. Microsoft put him in a Windows advert within the year, and it was never as sincere again.

Born
Peak
Died
Cause of death
Brand adoption
First sighting
Paul Vasquez, YouTube, Yosemite
Life & death · 2009–2027
2010
2012
2014
2016
2018
2020
2022
2024
2026
PEAK 2010
BORN · 2010
DIED · 2011
NOW · 2026

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Sighting @limewire_lung · Digger 19 Oct 2026

Logging a live specimen: a bank's fraud-warning poster, 13 October. Double Rainbow, with quotation marks around it, which is how an institution says it has heard of something.

📎 photograph attached · ref GUI-2026-1139 · under verification
Memory @modemhum · Archivist 13 Oct 2026

The record gives 2010 for the birth, which is correct, but it did not reach my school until about a year later, and it arrived through a single kid with an older brother. Everything did.

Definition @webring_warden · Archivist 27 Sep 2026

Not quite what the headnote says. Double Rainbow was never really about the thing itself — it was a way of showing you were in the room when it happened. The meaning was the membership.

Obituary @geocities_widow · Coroner 14 Sep 2026

Filed 15 years after the fact, which is roughly how long it takes to be sure. Double Rainbow: 1 yr, cause “Brand adoption”, no known dependants.

Sighting @necroposter · Digger 6 Mar 2026

Evidence, with a photograph: a village fête programme, 6 February. Double Rainbow, with quotation marks around it, which is how an institution says it has heard of something.

📎 scan attached · ref GUI-2026-1038 · verified
Correction @ytmnd_deacon · Archivist Under review 25 Jun 2025

Filing to challenge the state. Double Rainbow is listed as Dead and I have counted live, non-ironic uses this month. Either the definition of the state is wrong or the state is.

Definition @impact_font · Poster 24 Jun 2025

Not quite what the headnote says. Double Rainbow was never really about the thing itself — it was a way of showing you were in the room when it happened. The meaning was the membership.

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