'Sometimes you need to eat an entire cucumber' — a man slicing a whole cucumber into a deli container with a mandoline, adding a dressing, and shaking it, daily, all summer 2024. Cucumbers sold out in Iceland. The record's entry for a vegetable as a personality.
Proposed amendment: the definition should note that Cucumber Guy was funny for exactly as long as it went unexplained. This entry is, unavoidably, part of the problem.
There was a version of Cucumber Guy that went round my family group chat about a month late, presented as new. I did not correct anyone. It was, for them, new, and that has to count for something.
A shortage of cucumbers in a supermarket in Reykjavik, August 2024, attributed by the manager to 'the cucumber man'. The record notes that one man emptied a country's cucumber aisle with a mandoline.
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