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Clavicular

A looksmaxxing personality named for his collarbones, who rated faces, coined terms and became the movement's most visible face until February 2026, when he stood next to a fraternity boy at a party and lost. The record's entry for the mogger mogged.

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Looksmaxxing influencer, 2024
Life & death · 2023–2029
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2024
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2026
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2029
PEAK 2025
BORN · 2024
NOW · 2026

Testimony

3 entries · newest first
Definition @bonding_curve_ben · Poster 11 Nov 2025

The record files him under his handle because the movement did, and notes that the 'clavicular mogged' entry of 2026 is the sequel and possibly the finale.

Memory @situationship_sid · Lurker 16 Sep 2025

I saved a screenshot of the first Clavicular post I saw. Looking at it now, the joke is entirely in the timing. The timing does not survive the screenshot.

Sighting @sora_skeptic · Coroner 16 Apr 2025

Overheard in a supermarket queue, Apr this year: a parent saying "Clavicular" to a toddler, entirely straight-faced. The toddler understood. I did not, for a second.

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