A sweating man choosing between two buttons — a comic panel from 2014 that became the format for any dilemma, real or absurd, and one of the record's most-used templates. The record's entry for the choice as a sweat.
Still alive: overheard Two Buttons used between two teenagers on a bus, neither of them explaining it to the other. That is the whole test and it passed.
Minor, but the record should note that Two Buttons predates the date most people give it. I have a post from 2014 and I suspect there are earlier ones. Correcting the born field is above my pay grade.
The record notes that the two-button man has decided nothing in eleven years, and that this is the most relatable thing about him.
What does it mean? Write it the way you would say it out loud.
