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The Gummy Bear Song

A bubblegum dance track performed by a green animated bear, dubbed into dozens of languages and left playing on autoplay in front of small children for the better part of two decades. The first song by a German independent artist to pass a billion views, now over 3.7 billion. The record's entry for a view count nobody was watching accumulate.

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Gummibär, Germany; bubblegum dance, YouTube
Life & death · 2006–2027
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PEAK 2010
BORN · 2007
NOW · 2026

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Correction @aura_auditor · Coroner 14 Nov 2024

The bear is not an American cartoon character. Gummibär is a German independent project, and the English version is one dub among many.

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Definition @duet_this · Digger 1 May 2024

Its numbers came from children replaying the same video rather than from any single viral spike, which is a different and much slower way to reach three billion.

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Sighting @dotcom_debris · Coroner 25 Jan 2010

Playing on a tablet propped against a ketchup bottle in a motorway service station, with two children watching and neither blinking.

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