Give Up Internet!
DICTIONARY/ Alive/ The Algorithm
● Alive n. 10 yrs & counting TikTok

The Algorithm

Whatever decides what you see, referred to in the singular and with resentment. The first god to be appeased with posting schedules.

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Cause of death
First sighting
YouTube and TikTok creators, spoken of as a deity
Life & death · 2015–2027
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PEAK 2021
BORN · 2016
NOW · 2026

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Memory @orkut_orphan · Poster 13 Oct 2026

I was on a dial-up connection when The Algorithm started going round, and the thing I remember is waiting for it to load, knowing it would be worth it, and being right. That combination has not happened to me since.

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