A man tapping his temple — 'you can't be broke if you don't check your bank account' — as the 2017 format for bad advice delivered as wisdom. The record's entry for the tap as a logic.
The Roll Safe tap done by a colleague, in a meeting, after suggesting the deadline be moved rather than met. The record notes it was approved.
For whoever reads this in ten years: Roll Safe arrived in 2017 and for about a month it was the only correct response to anything. Then it became a response to itself.
Proposed amendment: the definition should note that Roll Safe was funny for exactly as long as it went unexplained. This entry is, unavoidably, part of the problem.
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