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Recession Indicators

The game of declaring any cultural sign an economic omen: Lady Gaga releasing dance music, hemlines, the return of the indie sleaze party, a good pop song. Recession pop was the soundtrack; the joke was that everyone was an economist now.

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Definition @labubu_lorraine · Poster 11 Feb 2026

Proposed amendment: the definition should note that Recession Indicators was funny for exactly as long as it went unexplained. This entry is, unavoidably, part of the problem.

Correction @matcha_martha · Lurker 18 Aug 2025

The definition implies everyone used Recession Indicators the same way. They did not. There were at least two camps by the second month, and they did not like each other.

Sighting @packet_loss · Poster 23 Jun 2025

A colleague described the office switching to cheaper coffee as 'a recession indicator' in a meeting and the CFO wrote it down. The meme has entered the minutes.

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