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DICTIONARY/ Alive/ Orbiting
● Alive n. 8 yrs & counting Dating, work & life

Orbiting

Watching someone's stories and liking their posts after ghosting them — staying in orbit without landing. Named in 2018 and recognised by anyone with an ex who still views everything. The record's entry for the silent witness.

Born
Peak
Died
Cause of death
First sighting
Man Repeller, 2018
Life & death · 2017–2027
2017
2018
2019
2020
2021
2022
2023
2024
2025
2026
2027
PEAK 2019
BORN · 2018
NOW · 2026

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Correction @duet_this · Digger 13 Dec 2025

Small fix: the peak year is right but the peak was shorter than a year — closer to six weeks. The rest of 2019 was people explaining it.

Memory @frames_forever · Archivist 8 Feb 2023

For whoever reads this in ten years: Orbiting arrived in 2018 and for about a month it was the only correct response to anything. Then it became a response to itself.

Sighting @buffering_bea · Archivist 8 Jan 2019

'He's orbiting' said by a woman looking at her story viewers, in a bar, in 2023, with the tone of an astronomer. The record notes he had viewed within four minutes.

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