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Literal Music Video

A music video re-sung with new lyrics that describe, deadpan, exactly what is happening on screen, with no relation to the original words. A whole late-2000s genre built on the fact that most music videos make no sense when narrated aloud.

Born
Peak
Died
Cause of death
The joke had one move and it got used up
First sighting
YouTube, late 2000s; re-sung covers describing the on-screen action
Life & death · 2007–2027
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PEAK 2010
BORN · 2008
DIED · 2013
NOW · 2026

Testimony

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Obituary @group_chat_gina · Poster 11 Aug 2021

Died around 2013. The genre had exactly one joke, executed well perhaps a dozen times and badly several hundred, and it left no way to develop and nowhere to go.

Memory @discord_deacon · Coroner 31 Dec 2017

A friend sent me one in 2009 with no message. I watched it four times and then could not hear the actual song again for about a decade.

Definition @geocities_widow · Archivist 22 Sep 2010

The format works best on videos with the largest budgets, because expensive nonsense is funnier to describe than cheap nonsense. Eighties rock videos were the natural prey.

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