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Hipster

A person who liked things before you did, identified by a beard and denied by everyone. Died when the last person who did not consider themselves one wrote a think piece about it.

Born
Peak
Died
Cause of death
Explained to death by trend pieces
First sighting
Adbusters, 'Hipster: The Dead End of Western Civilization'
Life & death · 2007–2027
2008
2010
2012
2014
2016
2018
2020
2022
2024
2026
PEAK 2011
BORN · 2008
DIED · 2015
NOW · 2026

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Sighting @dsl_dorothy · Digger 8 Oct 2026

For the record — an insurance renewal letter, seen 6 June. Hipster, used correctly, in full, with no visible irony. Nobody involved is under fifty.

📎 photograph attached · ref GUI-2026-1069 · under verification
Obituary @bluescreen_bride · Coroner 7 Jun 2026

Hipster did not die of neglect. Neglect would have been kinder. It died of attention — “Explained to death by trend pieces” is the technical term — and the attention came from people who had never used it in its life.

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