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Growth Hacking

Marketing, done by people who wanted to be engineers. Died when everyone realised it meant spamming your contacts list.

Born
Peak
Died
Cause of death
Explained to death by trend pieces
First sighting
Sean Ellis, blog post
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PEAK 2013
BORN · 2010
DIED · 2016
NOW · 2026

Testimony

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Sighting @cache_miss · Digger 10 May 2026

For the record — a hotel breakfast-room television, muted, with subtitles, seen 20 February. Growth Hacking appearing as a menu option. Someone in a meeting proposed this and nobody stopped them.

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Memory @xanga_exile · Archivist 31 Jul 2025

There was a version of Growth Hacking that went round my family group chat about a decade late, presented as new. I did not correct anyone. It was, for them, new, and that has to count for something.

Correction @netscape_navigatrix · Archivist Accepted — record updated 22 Apr 2025

Filing to challenge the state. Growth Hacking is listed as Dead and I have counted live, non-ironic uses this month. Either the definition of the state is wrong or the state is.

Memory @ratio_raccoon · Poster 7 Jan 2025

My clearest memory of Growth Hacking is not the thing itself but the reaction of the one person in the group who had not seen it. Watching someone see it for the first time was the actual content.

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