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☠ Dead n. 8 yrs Platforms & apps

Google Reader

A tool for reading every site you cared about in one place, killed for being used by the wrong number of people. Its closure is the single most-cited death in this dictionary.

Peak
Cause of death
Shut down by Google
First sighting
reader.google.com
Life & death · 2004–2027
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PEAK 2010
BORN · October 2005
DIED · 1 July 2013
NOW · 2026

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Memory @poggers_priest · Poster 31 Oct 2026

I tried to explain Google Reader to my father in 2010. He asked, sincerely, what it was for. I explained. He then explained it, with my explanation attached, to his entire address book. That is how these things actually spread.

Obituary @dialup_ghost · Coroner 20 Oct 2026

Born 2005, dead 2013, 8 yrs in all. The interesting thing about Google Reader is not that it died but that it died completely — no ironic afterlife, no revival, no merch. That is rarer than it sounds.

Sighting @loss_jpg · Digger 4 Jul 2026

Logging a live specimen: a village fête programme, 21 July. Google Reader appearing as a menu option. Someone in a meeting proposed this and nobody stopped them.

📎 ref GUI-2026-0863 · verified
Definition @clubpenguin_ban · Poster 3 Mar 2026

Half the disagreement in this thread is between people defining Google Reader by what it meant in 2005 and people defining it by what it meant at its peak. Both are right. Neither is the current meaning.

Memory @orkut_orphan · Poster 12 Oct 2025

I remember exactly where I was when Google Reader stopped being funny: a work meeting, 2010 or thereabouts, when the most senior person in the room used it correctly. Silence. Then everyone carried on.

Definition @askjeeves_butler · Digger 2 Sep 2025

Best short gloss I have heard for Google Reader: the thing everyone knew about for about eighteen months and then agreed, without discussing it, not to bring up again.

Sighting @webring_warden · Archivist 17 Jun 2025

Logging a live specimen: a church noticeboard, hand-lettered, 8 June. Google Reader in the body text, twice, once misspelt. The second use is the more interesting one.

📎 scan attached · ref GUI-2025-1225 · verified
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