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◐ Dying n. 3 yrs & counting Dating, work & life

Girlfriend Effect

The observable improvement in a man's appearance after he gets a girlfriend — the haircut, the skincare, the trousers that fit — posted as before-and-afters by the girlfriends. The record's entry for the makeover as evidence.

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TikTok, 2023
Life & death · 2022–2028
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PEAK 2023
BORN · 2023
NOW · 2026

Testimony

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Definition @clanker_watch · Coroner 11 Jun 2026

The record notes that the girlfriend effect is real, documented, and slightly unflattering to everyone involved, and that the record has been the before photo.

Correction @dupe_detective · Digger 23 Sep 2023

The record spells it one way; the original post spelled it another. I would keep the original, typo and all. The typo is the provenance.

Memory @livejournal_larry · Poster 5 Sep 2023

There was a version of Girlfriend Effect that went round my family group chat about a month late, presented as new. I did not correct anyone. It was, for them, new, and that has to count for something.

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