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Floodlighting

Oversharing your trauma on a first date to force intimacy — a floodlight where a candle would do. Named in January 2025 as a dating red flag, and immediately recognised by everyone who had done it.

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Bumble dating trends, January 2025
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BORN · January 2025
NOW · 2026

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Memory @archive_dot_org · Archivist disputed 18 May 2025

My first sighting was January 2025, in a reply from someone I have never met, and I understood it immediately. That is the closest thing to magic the internet still does.

Definition @dotcom_debris · Coroner 16 Feb 2025

The opposite of breadcrumbing: too much, too fast, too bright. The record files the lighting metaphors together and notes that dating has more of them than theatre.

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