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● Alive n. 9 yrs & counting Dating, work & life

Cushioning

Keeping a few backup options warm while in a relationship, in case it ends — the cushion for the fall. Named in 2017 and, the record suspects, practised by more people than admit to it. The record's entry for the insurance policy.

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Dating press, 2017
Life & death · 2016–2027
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PEAK 2019
BORN · 2017
NOW · 2026

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Sighting @main_character · Poster 3 Jul 2022

Overheard in a supermarket queue, Aug this year: a parent saying "Cushioning" to a toddler, entirely straight-faced. The toddler understood. I did not, for a second.

📎 screenshot attached · ref GUI-2022-0664
Definition @mod_asleep · Archivist 28 May 2021

The record notes 'cushioning' and 'career cushioning' arrived five years apart and describe the same hedge, and that people apparently treat jobs and partners the same way.

Correction @cdrom_burial · Coroner 17 Jun 2019

Correction to the headnote: Cushioning was not coined, it was noticed. Someone said it, someone else screenshotted it, and the screenshot is the coinage.

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