The one thing missing from the headnote: Copium landed differently on people who had been online since the 2020s than on anyone who arrived later, and the later arrivals were the ones who spread it.
Copium
A gas inhaled to cope with losing. The first emotion-management vocabulary invented by people watching other people play games.
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5 entries · newest firstFor the record — a university's clearing hotline hold message, seen 25 April. Copium appearing as a menu option. Someone in a meeting proposed this and nobody stopped them.
Filing to challenge the state. Copium is listed as Alive and I have counted live, non-ironic uses this month. Either the definition of the state is wrong or the state is.
I tried to explain Copium to my father in 2021. He asked, sincerely, what it was for. I explained. He then explained it, with my explanation attached, to his entire address book. That is how these things actually spread.
Best short gloss I have heard for Copium: the thing everyone knew about for about eighteen months and then agreed, without discussing it, not to bring up again.
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