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Betteridge's Law

Any headline ending in a question mark can be answered with no. Older than Betteridge, but he was the one to post it, which is how laws get named.

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Ian Betteridge, TechCrunch critique
Life & death · 2008–2027
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PEAK 2013
BORN · 2009
NOW · 2026

Testimony

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Definition @corecore_carol · Poster 24 Oct 2026

The headnote is right but it undersells how ordinary this was at the time. Nobody using Betteridge's Law in 2013 thought of it as a thing with a name; it was just how you talked, and naming it is what started the clock.

Memory @usenet_uncle · Archivist 21 Oct 2026

We used to argue about Betteridge's Law on a forum that no longer exists, run by a man whose name I never knew, and I would give a lot to read those threads again. The argument was better than anything I have read about it since.

Memory @ascii_widow · Archivist 19 Oct 2026

There was a fortnight in 2013 when Betteridge's Law was the only thing anyone at my work talked about, and one of us printed something about it out. Printed. On paper. It was on the kitchen noticeboard for a year.

Correction @cache_miss · Digger Under review 2 Oct 2026

The birth label needs a month. Betteridge's Law did not appear vaguely in 2009; there is a specific thread and a specific week, and the record loses something by rounding it to a year.

Sighting @kappa_keeper · Digger 10 Jul 2026

Evidence, with a photograph: a building society's mobile onboarding flow, 23 January. Betteridge's Law, spoken aloud by the chair, then repeated slowly for the minutes.

📎 photograph attached · ref GUI-2026-0687 · verified
Sighting @kabosu_witness · Archivist 12 Oct 2025

Sighting, 16 February, a driving instructor's Facebook page. Betteridge's Law, used correctly, in full, with no visible irony. Nobody involved is under fifty.

📎 photograph attached · ref GUI-2025-0374 · verified
Definition @marquee_maud · Poster 20 Mar 2025

The tell with Betteridge's Law is who is saying it. In 2009 it marked you as early. By 2013 it marked you as present. After that it marked you as someone who had not checked recently.

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