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Atheists Do not Want to Talk With Believers. This is Good For Believers. No one loves Atheists.

by Sergey Page
March 31, 2009
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: BARACK IS IT YOU!?!=?=?
Stranger: hi2u2
You: yeah it’s me
You: how did you find me?
You: your good at combinations.
Stranger: i have a device
Stranger: it picks up presidents
You: detects presidents?
Stranger: sure, i have a phd out of combinations
You: wow, do you have for -ladies- version*
Stranger: well, not exactly combinations, rather a field that uses them a lot
Stranger: no, there are no female presidents
Stranger: or at least there shouldn’t be
You: that seems good. and it smell like digg spirit
You: are you from digg or reddit?
Stranger: it only traces presidents of serious countries
Stranger: no
You: tell me those serious countries,
You: finland?
Stranger: yea
You: wow, that’s awesome.
Stranger: pretty much the whole northern hemispehere
Stranger: -asia
You: whr u frm?
Stranger: also, not the northern parts of africe
Stranger: africa
You: south?
Stranger: europe,
Stranger: ;o
You: which city?
Stranger: near barcelona
You: i know europe is not a country lol
You: barcelona is awesome.
Stranger: aye
You: barcelona fc is better than barcelona
Stranger: however it’s just temporary
Stranger: i dunno, i don’t really like them :d
Stranger: i’m not spanish actually, i just work here right now
You: The Whole World is Temporary…
You: We all gonna die.
Stranger: i’m from slovenia to be exact, don’t think you know where this is
Stranger: not me,
Stranger: the good die young, but pricks live forever
Stranger: ergo, i’m never going to die
Stranger: where you from?
You: but they’re not happy indeed.
You: i’m from ____
You: _____
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i’ve been there 2 years ago
Stranger: nice place
You: really?
Stranger: yea
You: i think so.
You: in _____
Stranger: indeed
You: ______ is a deep city.
You: you lost yourself in senses…
You: you get filled with varied senses..
Stranger: the plane ticket cost 200€ and i had the whole summer free so i decided to go and have a look
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: it’s a bit too chaotic for my taste
You: what do you do?
Stranger: or maybe i’m just not used to it
Stranger: mechanical engineering
You: are you an atheist?
Stranger: yea, although my grandma has somehting against it
You: me too.
Stranger: nice
You: me, like your grandma.
Connection asploded.

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