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omegle connecting to server…
you’re now chatting with a random stranger. say hi!
stranger: greetings you delicious stranger
you: thanks
stranger: that wasn’t a compliment
you: i know
stranger: how was your day?
stranger: did you meet tim at the mall?
you: yeah
stranger: that guy is such a douche
stranger: don’t you think?
you: yeah i think so too
stranger: i know you are a spambot
stranger: bye forever

connecting to server…

stranger: hi
stranger: a/s/l
you: tell me a story
stranger: once upon a time
stranger: there was a stranger
stranger: he said
stranger: f_ck you

connecting to server…
looking for someone you can chat with. hang on.
you’re now chatting with a random stranger. say hi!
you: you walk into a room and see a flash what do you do?
stranger: turn around and walk out
you: cowardice.
you: you lost the game.

connecting to server…
looking for someone you can chat with. hang on.
you’re now chatting with a random stranger. say hi!
stranger: hi
you: you walk into a room and see a flash what do you do?
stranger: smile
you: unable to see anything, you smiled. someone suddenly thrust something like a microphone in your hands, then walked back into the room. what you do?
stranger: speak
you: you spoke.
you: as the flash thins off, you notice several beaten down and a few dead people in the room, and a staircase going down.
you: you look at your hand and see a small blunt weapon covered in blood.
you: you started to hear police sirens. what you do?
stranger: run
you: you started running. two police officers saw you. they drew their guns and started shooting. what you do?
stranger: ninja
you: you try to ninja your way out. a bullet pierced through your forehead. h_adshot, b_tch.
you: you lost the game.
stranger: lawl

Thanks M. Tekin for the logs

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  • You: yes!
    You: thats absolutely correct.
    Stranger: I agree!
    You: let us celebrate our success!
    Stranger: commence party!
    You: ale and whores for everyoone!!!
    Stranger: Sounds like a plan! Success is sweet! Oh so sweet!
    You: too sweet. i have diabeetus.
    You: i must have an insulin party for a moment!
    You: >.> <..>!
    Stranger: Luckily for you I have a walrus mustache, thus know all about the diabeetus
    You: excelent. i am running low on supplies, i fear i may not make it through the long winter. advice?
    Stranger: Did you know it’s caused by tiny demons living in your blood cells? And that it can be overcome with sheer willpower?!
    You: *lights all medicines on fire*
    You: sweet!
    Stranger: YES! WELL DONE!
    You: im gonna start eating the bible!!!
    You: demons hate the bible!
    Stranger: Now all you must do is concentrate!
    You: >_.> <.<
    Stranger: I commend you for your bravery.
    Stranger: /armdance
    Stranger: /armdance
    Stranger: /armdance
    You: ah, twas you who commanded the fat one with such meaning
    Stranger: This is quite enjoyable.
    You: myes
    Stranger: I must go.
    You: you will be missed
    Stranger: But I will never forget this encounter
    You: never.
    Stranger: AWAAAAAAAAaaaaaayyyyyyyyy……….

  • Stranger: hey
    You: hi
    Stranger: asl?
    You: No thanks, I dont smoke.
    Stranger: …
    Stranger: age? sex? location?
    You: well its the space age, I restrain from sex, location of what?Stranger: …ewkay
    You: do you have any lizards?
    Stranger: no but im going to buy a snake
    You: Ohhh nice
    You: A big one?
    You: With fangs?
    Stranger: ye
    You: you forgot the “S”
    You: SILLY button
    Stranger: yes

    You: You’re really cool.
    You: Wanna marry me??
    Stranger: okey
    Stranger: u dont mind all my scars?
    You: No, not at all.
    You: I accept them as a part of you.
    Stranger: your the furst 1 to acccept my cuts
    You: I just want you to know (whats your name?)I wanna grow old with you
    Stranger: im an assasin
    You: really? what kind?
    Stranger: what kind? the kind that kills ppl for money…
    You: hahaa. ohh
    You: that sounds exciting.
    You: I dont think I could do that. Ninjas scare me
    Stranger: okey
    You: but you my dear, are just so brave
    Stranger: =)
    You: you could face a truck load of ninjas
    Stranger: =)
    Stranger: ba
    You: Dont be modest honey.
    You: I know you could
    Stranger: idont think so
    You: really? you couldnt?
    You: What kind of assasin are you?
    Stranger: the kind that kills ppl for money
    Stranger: ….
    You: The good kind, thats right
    Stranger: owkey
    You: Damn right
    Stranger: …

  • You: hey
    Stranger: yo
    Stranger: how goes it?
    Stranger: i like people
    You: it goes good
    You: i eat people
    Stranger: people taste bad
    Stranger: i prefer cows
    You: i know!
    You: same
    You: well im indian
    You: the cow is sacred
    You: but i kill the bastards anyway
    You: dont tell the authorities
    Stranger: haha
    You: i like killing cows
    You: ๐Ÿ˜€
    Stranger: i’m a vegetarian
    Stranger: and i secretly like killing cows too!

  • Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hi
    Stranger: hey
    You: how’s it going?
    Stranger: pretty good, and you?
    You: good, thanks ๐Ÿ™‚
    You: where are you from?
    Stranger: california
    Stranger: you?
    You: illinois
    You: what brings you to omegle tonight?
    Stranger: the thrill
    You: ah
    Stranger: cause im so fuckin horny hehe
    You: it is rather thrilling
    You: lol
    Stranger: i love cyber
    You: aww
    You: how cute
    Stranger: huh?
    Stranger: hahah
    Stranger: xD
    You: i would like to pat you on the head and giggle
    You: you must be what, 16?
    Stranger: why is that?
    Stranger: no 26
    Stranger: wtf
    You: seriously?
    You: and still like cyber?
    Stranger: yes -_-
    Stranger: yup
    You: XD
    Stranger: im tired of oo much real cock
    Stranger: too*
    Stranger: hahaha
    You: haha
    Stranger: hahah
    You: but real cock is better than pretend cock ;D
    Stranger: are you male or female?
    You: female
    You: ^_^
    Stranger: no homo hahhah i love pussy
    Stranger: how old are you?
    You: 21 you?
    Stranger: 26
    You: oh yeah
    You: i knew that
    You: why did you call me a homo for liking the cock?
    Stranger: no i mean me
    Stranger: i said cock
    Stranger: im 26/M/California
    You: okey dokey
    You: so you’re tired of real cock
    You: and want pretend pussy?
    Stranger: no hahahah nvm
    Stranger: i want pussy
    You: oh really?
    You: Dr. Freud doesn’t think so
    Stranger: WTF?
    You: search your feelins
    You: you know it to be true
    Stranger: wtf?
    Stranger: are you some kind of guru?
    Stranger: tryin to be all gypsy like and wise
    You: if by guru you mean sith, then yes ^_^
    Stranger: this aint star wars hahah
    Stranger: are you a nerd?
    You: mmm baby
    You: park your starship in my bay
    Stranger: now were talking
    You: I’ve been talking all along
    You: I don’t know what you’ve been doing
    Stranger: why are you such a smartass?
    Stranger: im just trying to have some fuuuuun
    You: why are you such a…person?
    You: me too!
    You: aren’t you having fun, babe?
    Stranger: yes mommy
    Stranger: what is your ethnicity?
    You: I was born with a rare condition
    You: tumor syphilis isis osis
    Stranger: bullshit
    You: i’m zebra striped!
    You: mmm
    You: interracial
    Stranger: ohh mixed with what?
    Stranger: oh yeah
    Stranger: black and white
    You: zebra
    Stranger: sorry
    You: *neigh*
    You: would you brush my mane for me?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected

  • *Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: You know when you was a kid?
    You: Did you wish you had pokemon?
    You: Like real life pokemon?
    Stranger: yeah
    You: Fucking nerd, no wonder you’ll never get laid.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: yo mama so fat dat when she jump fo jow she got stuck
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Hi
    Stranger: so, do you have feelings?
    You: I do
    Stranger: Fag.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You: hey
    Stranger: A wild abra appears

    You: great ball!
    Stranger: PIMG
    Stranger: PING
    Stranger: PING
    Stranger: wobble
    Stranger: wobble
    Stranger: wobble
    You: yipee
    Stranger: Give Nickname to wild abra?
    You: No.
    Stranger: No. was sent to proffesor faggots box!
    Stranger: SUCK MY DICK!

  • Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hey
    Stranger: What up
    You: nothing
    You: how about you?
    Stranger: Tired. It’s almost 1 in the morning
    You: no its not
    You: dont lie
    You: its 2.54 in the afternoon
    You: ive known you for 44 secs and your already lying
    Stranger: Haha truth. Nj is dead quiet
    You: again with the lies
    You: MJ is dead quiet
    You: no more shall he sing
    Stranger: F off
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You: hey
    You: asl
    Stranger: hi
    You: lmao
    Stranger: 16 f indonesia
    You: i like
    You: <3
    Stranger: u?
    You: 48 m canada
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: Can I ask you a personal question?
    Stranger: depends
    You: On?
    Stranger: the question
    You: Well… Can I have a bite of your speghetti?
    Stranger: no
    You: awh man!
    You: I even brought my spoon it eat it with.
    You: :`(
    You: please.
    Stranger: well, interesting
    Stranger: show me you spoon first
    You: That would be impossible, kind stranger.
    Stranger: who are you?
    Stranger: okay
    You: For my special speghetti eating spoon is invisable.
    You: Not really invisible, because I can see it.
    You: Just no one else can.
    You: It’s complicated, really.
    Stranger: well I cannot
    Stranger: ur right
    You: I know. That’s usually what a lot of people say.
    Stranger: what do you exactly want?
    Stranger: are you really hungry or what?
    You: Just a bite of your spegetti.
    You: No. I just want to taste it. =9
    Stranger: it should taste good to someone
    You: Well, I want to see if it does or not.
    You: And you will not let me. :`(
    Stranger: I may if I have one
    You: You know, one of my life long dreams is to go to France and eat some speghetti. You know, cause they’re Italian and everything. Those Italians make some killer speghetti.
    Stranger: well, do not understand why France has anything to do with Italian spaghetti?
    Stranger: I guess there are spaghetti anywhere. Even Italian spaghetti.
    You: HELLO. France is the home of the Itailians.
    Stranger: Sorry I really did not know that.
    You: You should do some brushing up on your geography.
    Stranger: well… Are the italians in italy?
    You: No. I already told you… They are in France.
    You: Gosh, Stranger. You can be so dumb sometimes.
    Stranger: well good luck with you dreams
    You: Thank you. I’m glad you support me.
    Stranger: hope one day will be able to go to France for the italian spaghetti
    You: You’re kinda like a bra, you know, stranger.
    Stranger: why
    Stranger: just do not understand the logic behind that
    You: because you give support.
    You: DUH.
    Stranger: wow
    You: See. Told you you can be kinda dumb sometimes, Stranger.
    Stranger: okay
    You: I’m glad you agree.
    Stranger: what local time is it now
    You: Time for a bite of your speghetti.
    Stranger: it does not matter why you are dumb or not. You will have to make money to make a living
    Stranger: good luck with Italian spaghetti
    Stranger: good day
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • Stranger: bienvenido a mcdonad en que puedo ayudarlo?
    You: Francais?
    You: Oui Oui!
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: espaรฑol mieda!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    You: Bonjour!
    Stranger: spanish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
    You: Si!
    You: Bonjour!
    Stranger: fuck off
    You: wanna watch?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • For the Idiocracy movie lovers…

    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: hey
    You: Welcome to Costco, I love you
    Stranger: i love you too
    You: where’s your tattoo?
    You: why come you don’t have a tattoo?
    Stranger: you know how i know it’s real love?
    You: i like havin sex with chicks
    You: I like money too
    You: you like money and havin sex with chicks. we should hang out
    Stranger: okay
    Stranger: das coo
    You: do you know where the time machine is?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

    Stranger: ฤฑ m guy and ฤฑ want to talk on webcam wฤฑth girls.
    You: wow, you’re a fuckin loser
    You: hahahaha
    You: get a life, perv

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  • You: Do you need a silencer when you shoot a
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: silencer.. absolutely no sound.. mime does not scream
    Stranger: no silencer.. bang.. other ppl hear u
    Stranger: sneak up on the mime and strangle him
    Stranger: better
    Stranger: or knife to the throat
    You: ill strangle him with my panties
    Stranger: dude.. u wear panties..
    Stranger: thats kinda kinky

  • Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: asl
    Stranger: ?
    You: i have no age
    You: i’m the time itself
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: are you a girl?
    You: hello
    You: ye
    Stranger: wanna cyber
    You: are you horny
    Stranger: yea
    You: this is going on funny junk .com and 4chan
    Stranger: this is going on the OT
    You have disconnected.

  • Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: im a 16 m looking for a horny female
    You: I am horny
    Stranger: really
    You: I’m a lizard, i have alot of horns on my head
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: Sharon. Where the fuck did you go?
    You: Im here, goddammit.
    You: What do you want?!
    Stranger: Go shoot the dog
    Stranger: it ate my sock
    You: Come on, you know i love scruffy.
    You: I grew up with him!
    Stranger: too fucking bad. you let him eat my sock
    Stranger: I CARE ABOUT MY SOCK
    You: YOUR RIGHT, MORE THAN YOUR STUPID SOCK! it had a bunch of holes anyway. Scruffy was doing you a favor.
    Stranger: well don’t get mad when he poops the sock out on your bed.
    Stranger: its not my fault you let him poop everywhere
    Stranger: i can’t fucking deal with your bullshit anymore
    You: He’s old! When your old im not going to just take you out back and shoot you!
    You: Actually..im thinking of doing that now.
    Stranger: I’m the one with the gun babe
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • Connecting to server…
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    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: hey
    You: GRENADES!!!!
    Stranger: WATCH OUT
    Stranger: MG FIRE !!!
    You: mah ga
    You: we’re fucked
    Stranger: DAMN
    Stranger: TAKE COVER
    You: call airstrike
    You: where’s the radio man
    Stranger: NO RADIO
    Stranger: U COPY ?
    You: no, im bob

  • Connecting to server…
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    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: oioiopi
    You: will you marry me?
    Stranger: yes
    You: thank god
    You: i have to marry soon or my mother will kill me
    Stranger: JLKLKLHKJL’ where are you from?
    You: alabama
    Stranger: ALABANA? whats?
    You: its a state in the u.s. of a.
    Stranger: hm, cool ๐Ÿ™‚
    You: what kind of education did you have?
    You: i take back my proposal
    Stranger: basic
    Stranger: im dumb
    You: basic? in where?
    You: do you have aids?
    Stranger: NO *–* pls
    You: i do
    Stranger: :p
    You: my brother gave them to me
    Stranger: i’m brazilian okay?
    Stranger: *fear*
    Stranger: tchau
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: A wild abra has appeared!
    Stranger: that’s ok. i swing danced with a walrus in tibet.
    You: Oh, that makes everything better.
    Stranger: i know. except for the fact that my purple duffle bag broke.
    You: Awww. Did you take it to the hospital?
    Stranger: yeah, but it was too late. but then i found a monkey with a latte and we went clubbing.
    You: That monkey was my mother…
    You: Daddy?
    Stranger: son!!
    You: Daddy!
    Stranger: oh how i missed you!!
    You: I’ve missed you more!!!
    Stranger: reunited and it feels so good!
    You: What is this I hear about a walrus?!!
    Stranger: don’t worry. nothing came between your mother and i. the walrus was just a dance partner.
    You: We’ll see. We’ll see…
    Stranger: don’t tell your sister, though
    Stranger: she worries easily
    You: My sister is dead…
    You: keen to meet you!
    Stranger: my oh my i’ve been gone for a long time
    Stranger: son, what’s this i hear about you raving in a salt mine
    You: It was all lies i tell you!! Lies!! Simon asked me to hold the sodium! It wasn’t mine!! I wasn’t there! I was in peru practising church i tells you, CHURCH!! Anyway, it was james’ fault, not mine! He is a bad influence!! I wasnt the one who said we should go there! You belive me dont you daddy, don’t you??
    Stranger: ok son. i believe you. but no more of james. instead you’ll be eating chicken fingers at the bowling alley. with me.
    Stranger: we need to bond
    Stranger: after all
    Stranger: i have been gone for so long
    You: Im so sorry, I feel ashamed of my life…
    You: James is gone. I deleted his facespace page.
    Stranger: no more of that hooligan
    You: And his my book, and his friendsta, and his twatter page, and his mytube, and his yahho account…
    Stranger: he’s a disasterous stoner
    Stranger: i don’t need you smoking the weeds
    You: But if I dont smoke pots then I will die!!
    Stranger: tsk tsk
    Stranger: well then make sure you have a nice bowl
    You: Ok. ๐Ÿ™‚
    You: Daddy?
    Stranger: i’m glad we had this talk, son
    Stranger: yes?
    You: I have something to tell you…
    Stranger: ok..
    You: I…
    You: I was that WALRUS!!!
    You have disconnected.

  • You: hello
    Stranger: Hi
    You: from?
    Stranger: south korea…
    Stranger: u??
    You: north
    Stranger: north korea??
    Stranger: really??
    You: yeah, we kicked yo ass

  • You: i mean that would hurt a bit
    Stranger: no, YOUR is
    You: but im into bondage
    You: so thats a-ok
    Stranger: okay
    Stranger: cool
    Stranger: i dont care
    Stranger: just give me a kiss
    You: ok
    Stranger: =)
    You: i am getting on plane now
    You: ok
    You: looking for a seat
    You: theres one
    Stranger: describe your action please
    Stranger: in full details
    You: putting my luggage in the overhead compartment
    You: taking my seat
    You: putting on my seatbelt
    Stranger: hahahaha
    You: there is a friendly coloured fellow next to me
    You: we have a chat about the weather
    Stranger: GAY
    Stranger: uh-huh?
    You: and why we are going to our destination
    Stranger: and?
    Stranger: what destination?
    You: little did i know, he would play a major part in the downfall of society
    You: you
    Stranger: to where?
    You: where you are
    Stranger: me?
    Stranger: i’m a girl loser
    Stranger: >.>
    You: i know
    You: i am going to where you are
    You: on a plane
    You: and i met this nice fellow on the plane
    You: now they are taxiing
    You: there is a queue for the run way
    Stranger: what are you trying to tell me?
    You: the plane is now building up speed
    You: i am now taking off
    You: i am in the air rising higher
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Stranger: hey
    You: Hi buddy
    Stranger: m or f ?
    You: Believe it or not, I’m a unicellular being.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Stranger: hi
    You: Have you been to church, son?
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: why?
    You: ‘Cause the time’s coming
    Stranger: oh
    You: No, just kidding
    You: I love to say shit to break through the ice.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    You: Hey!
    You: You have a career in front of you, son!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • Stranger: Zydrate comes in a little glass vial!
    You: rawr
    Stranger: Baa?
    You: RAWWWR!!
    You: (imma a dinsaur)
    Stranger: -hides-
    You: (ill eat you if i want to)
    Stranger: Nuuu, dun eat the little lamb! baaaa!
    You: rawrrr???
    Stranger: OH god -dies-
    You: nom nom nom – eats dead body
    Stranger: -is now gohst lamb- Imma haunt you
    Stranger: ghost*
    You: RawwR?
    Stranger: Yeah, Ghost lamb is gonna haunt you everywhere you go
    You: _ eats gohst lamb_
    Stranger: well
    You: Rawwr
    Stranger: fuck
    Stranger: Dino 2, Lamb 0
    You: rawr ๐Ÿ™‚
    Stranger: Though my body had worms. >D
    You: RAWWWWRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
    You: >:(
    Stranger: Lamb wins!
    Stranger: I dead already. You ate my worm riddled body
    Stranger: and ghost
    Stranger: remember?
    You: I dont need to remember Rawwwr
    Stranger: Then you will never remember the worms in your tummy!
    Stranger: That is a win win situation!
    You: Rawr! ๐Ÿ™‚
    Stranger: I think we were meant to be best friends, Dinosaur!
    You: rawrrrr, prrrrrrrrr
    Stranger: Yay! -petpetpet-
    You: (yes dinosaurs purrrr)
    You: purrrrrr
    Stranger: They do purr! I have heard them!
    You: RAWWWR -dies of worms-
    Stranger: DINO!
    Stranger: I SHALL AVENGE YOU
    You: -dead-
    Stranger: >>
    Stranger: <<
    Stranger: -eats-
    You: -gone-
    Stranger: -dies-
    You: hahaha -was playing dead-
    You: -sees friend is dead-
    You: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
    Stranger: -is ghost-
    You: -dies for real-
    Stranger: Im not dead dead!
    You: -ghost too-
    Stranger: YAY!
    Stranger: Ghost buddies!
    You: lets go do ghost stuff
    You: rawr
    Stranger: Lets kick the Ghost busters butts!
    You: RAWRRR ๐Ÿ™‚
    Stranger: YAY! I have dino ghost!
    You: LETS GO!
    Stranger: -goes to kick Ghost Busters butts-
    Stranger: -gets zapped up-
    Stranger: NOOO
    Stranger: AVENGE ME!
    You: i will
    You: – goes to avenge-
    Stranger: YUS!
    You: -they cross the streams-
    Stranger: OH NOES!
    You: -dies again-
    Stranger: I never told you
    Stranger: I loved you
    Stranger: -sob-
    You: RAWRRR by forever!!!
    You have disconnected.

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    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: hey
    Stranger: hey
    Stranger: are you ready for this?
    You: go on…
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: i start
    Stranger: one word
    You: go on..
    Stranger: you follow
    You: yes
    Stranger: make a story
    You: what kind of story?
    Stranger: doesnt matter
    Stranger: ready?
    You: r
    Stranger: They
    You: fucked
    Stranger: their
    You: moms
    Stranger: husbands
    You: and
    Stranger: contracted
    You: about
    Stranger: a
    You: penis
    Stranger: covered
    You: with
    Stranger: peanut
    You: butter
    Stranger: although
    You: it
    Stranger: tasted
    You: like
    Stranger: penis
    You: so
    Stranger: then
    You: it
    Stranger: got
    You: really
    Stranger: soft
    You: and
    Stranger: they
    You: tried
    Stranger: to
    You: destroy
    Stranger: what
    You: they
    Stranger: had
    You: with
    Stranger: a
    You: large
    Stranger: and
    You: heavy
    Stranger: sledgehammer
    You: that
    Stranger: smelled
    You: like
    Stranger: rancid
    You: penis
    Stranger: ๐Ÿ˜€
    You: ahahahaha
    You: this is so fun
    Stranger: that was fun
    You: yeah
    You: hahaha
    You: upload it somewhere
    You: hehe
    Stranger: haha yeah sure
    Stranger: bye
    You: cya

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    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: toot
    You: beep toot
    Stranger: boot
    Stranger: boot poot
    You: beep
    You: beep boop?
    Stranger: bopp
    You: boob?
    Stranger: beep bep toot
    You: boob boob
    You: =boobs
    Stranger: poop poop
    Stranger: = diareah
    You: lol
    Stranger: haha
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
    You: I hate people.
    You: I’m going to just live by myself in a cave.
    You: No one else, just me.
    Stranger: i agree with you
    Stranger: i hate people tooo
    Stranger: thats why i live in antartica
    You: I don’t believe you.
    You: At all.
    Stranger: okay.
    You: Research base?
    Stranger: yeah
    You: Which one?
    Stranger: idk
    Stranger: i was just kidding i live in america
    You: I thought so.
    Stranger: new yorkk
    You: Anyone smart enough to get onto a research base is smart enough to use capital letters.
    Stranger: fuck you alright.
    You: Maybe after dinner.
    Stranger: okay sounds good.
    Stranger: were do you live
    You: It starts with ‘K”
    You: and ends in “entucky”
    Stranger: KENTUCKY
    You: Wow.
    You: Didn’t think you could do it.
    Stranger: thanks. im glad you have faith in me. i appreciate it.
    You: Happy to encourage.
    Stranger: your very nice.
    You: *you’re
    You: And yes, I am.
    Stranger: you’re* excuse mee. mr/mrs grammer police
    You: *grammar
    Stranger: shutuppp.
    You: *Shut up
    Stranger: okay.
    You: *Okay.
    Stranger: Okay
    You: *Okay.
    Stranger: Okay.
    You: You say “okay” a lot.
    Stranger: Are You A Male Or A Female?
    You: P
    You: E
    You: N
    You: I
    You: S
    Stranger: Guy?
    You: I gave you a hint.
    Stranger: Thanks
    You: Do you solve it yet?
    Stranger: Yeah
    You: What’s the answer?!
    Stranger: MALE
    You: Let’s tell ’em what they’ve won, Johnny!
    You: Nothing!
    Stranger: yay
    Stranger: your a dick. fuck you.
    You: *you’re
    Stranger: shut the fuck up
    You: *Shut the fuck up.
    Stranger: You’re a Cool Person. Im Jealous Of You.
    You: *I’m
    Stranger: shut the fuck up you dick
    You: My dick isn’t the one typing.
    You: If it was, my spelling would be as bad as yours.
    Stranger: suck my twat
    You: I’d rather have you tested for diseases first.
    Stranger: okay.
    You: *Okay.
    Stranger: You fucking grammar nazi
    You: *You fucking grammar Nazi.
    Stranger: alrightt. your cool im jealous goodbye you dickhead. SUCK MY MOTHERFUCKING TWAT.
    Stranger: or better off suck your dickk. if you have one
    You: You’ve fucked your mother with your twat?
    You: Strap-on?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You: Knock Knock

    Stranger: WHOS THAR
    You: KGB
    Stranger: HOLY SHIT
    Stranger: they found me!
    You: Insufficient!
    You: She is homley…
    You: Gus your son…
    Stranger: My son?
    You: Yes, gus
    You: He is…
    You: Intreiging…
    Stranger: My son is married with 4 children babies
    Stranger: and has biiig
    Stranger: house
    You: Then what r u afraid of?
    Stranger: Fine I will give you my son
    Stranger: TAKE MY WHOLE FAMILY!!!
    You: Clasp em’ in irons boys… Mabey take him outside for a little accident
    Stranger: YIS?
    You: *CRACK* splat! arg….
    You: Clean this up…
    Stranger: MY SON DEAR GAWD
    You: His life means nothing to mother russia..
    Stranger: I have to clean up my own sons body and put in place now yis?
    Stranger: then you will leave?!?!?!?!?
    You: Yes…. For now
    Stranger: Good thing im moving to Emerika
    Stranger: Oh shit
    Stranger: did i say that out loud…
    You: I didnt hear it if you didnt…
    Stranger: Iz very good
    You: very good….
    You: BAM
    You: BAM BAM BAM’
    Stranger: ARRG
    You: BAM
    You: thump..
    Stranger: WHY COMMUNISM WHY??
    Stranger: *death*
    You: In soviet russia (Blows smoke off of gun) commune isms YOU…
    Stranger: DUN DUN DUN
    Stranger: (fade out)
    Stranger: Ending credits
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: i just got punked
    Stranger: by a fucking kid
    Stranger: bastard
    Stranger: .

    YOU EPICLY FAIL at spam YOU TRY to hard YoU poor KID YOU HAVE To scroll UP to view YOUR spam losER
    Stranger: .

    YOU EPICLY FAIL at spam YOU TRY to hard YoU poor KID YOU HAVE To scroll UP to view YOUR spam losER
    Stranger: i mean
    Stranger: boot your foot
    You: Spam your ass off, dude. I’ll see you later.
    Stranger: .

    YOU EPICLY FAIL at spam YOU TRY to hard YoU poor KID YOU HAVE To scroll UP to view YOUR spam losER
    Stranger: you bitch
    Stranger: lol
    Stranger: HAHAHAHAHA you my bitch
    Stranger: you leave now
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: its ok for you to leave now
    Stranger: go and click
    Stranger: disconnect
    Stranger: ๐Ÿ˜€
    Stranger: fetch me some apples
    Stranger: ๐Ÿ˜€
    Stranger: no red apples
    Stranger: you poison bastard
    You: What’s this about apples?
    Stranger: ๐Ÿ˜€
    You: Have fun spamming.
    Stranger: .

    YOU EPICLY FAIL at spam YOU TRY to hard YoU poor KID YOU HAVE To scroll UP to view YOUR spam losER
    You: Spam with something more creative, please.
    Stranger: leave me boring kid
    Stranger: go do somthing with your life
    Stranger: fetch me somne apples
    Stranger: or chips
    Stranger: or crips
    Stranger: do somthing
    Stranger: lazy
    You: Eat some nuts and you’ll be fine.
    Stranger: git
    Stranger: .

    YOU EPICLY FAIL at spam YOU TRY to hard YoU poor KID YOU HAVE To scroll UP to view YOUR spam losER
    Stranger: AM NOT GAY LIKE YOu
    Stranger: i dont suck nuts
    Stranger: or eat em
    You: Heh.
    Stranger: unlike you
    You: You sure?
    Stranger: ay
    Stranger: you got a golf ball in your throat
    You: Before you try to call me gay, please spell it with a ‘g’. It’s ‘gay’ not ‘ay’.
    Stranger: please stop talking
    You: I’m not talking, I’m typing.
    Stranger: i said unlike you ay
    Stranger: of course you cant read
    You: Pathetic insult. Next.
    Stranger: YOU are
    Stranger: pathetic
    Stranger: look in mirror
    Stranger: say that
    Stranger: dare ya
    Stranger: while you at it look at that golf ball
    Stranger: yo got jammed in yo throat
    You: Ouch, what an insult. I’m scarred for life. Look at me crying. Boo hoo.
    Stranger: plastic skin fix that
    Stranger: cosmetic
    Stranger: ๐Ÿ˜€
    You: Uh, okay?
    Stranger: ya ya ya try put it on me
    You: You’re very bored aren’t you?
    Stranger: when its your face
    Stranger: who cares
    Stranger: trying do you a favour
    You: You are making no sense.
    Stranger: .

    YOU EPICLY FAIL at spam YOU TRY to hard YoU poor KID YOU HAVE To scroll UP to view YOUR spam losER
    Stranger: .

    YOU EPICLY FAIL at spam YOU TRY to hard YoU poor KID YOU HAVE To scroll UP to view YOUR spam losER
    Stranger: ALl you Do is SPAm
    Stranger: waste Of my TIme
    You: I’m not spamming, smart one.
    You: That “you epicly fail at spam” thing is just a pathetic comeback when you can’t think of anything to say back to me.
    You: Correct?
    Stranger: wow
    Stranger: you spell bad
    Stranger: amazing
    Stranger: would you like a spellchecker
    Stranger: i can give you one
    You: And yet you are the one who can’t even use capitalization or punctuation.
    Stranger: is that even english
    Stranger: man its bad
    You: Wow, you’re running out of insults. Those are pathetic. Either think your insult through carefully or don’t say anything at all.
    Stranger: yawn
    Stranger: you boring me
    Stranger: that it
    Stranger: you shrunk
    You: I shrunk.
    You: Okay then.
    Stranger: you try to hard
    Stranger: try TO hard
    Stranger: omg
    Stranger: this funny
    You: I try ‘too’ hard, you mean.
    Stranger: you gonna try even more harder now or what
    You: So far you’re the one spewing out pathetic insults in an attempt to make me angry.
    Stranger: poor kid
    Stranger: still trying
    You: You’re trying too hard, it seems.
    Stranger: yes that it
    Stranger: copy me
    Stranger: YEAH
    You: Okay.
    Stranger: show i am boss
    Stranger: say it agian
    Stranger: say it
    You: Nah, that’s okay.
    Stranger: ๐Ÿ˜€
    Stranger: say i am trying to hard
    You: I don’t feel like it.
    Stranger: show i am more intelligent than you
    Stranger: you copy me
    You: Why do you even try?!
    Stranger: here you go again
    Stranger: trying again
    Stranger: tututututut
    You: These insults are pathetic! You’re acting like a child!
    Stranger: why why why
    Stranger: you try
    You: Dear god!
    Stranger: just give up
    Stranger: what are you
    Stranger: bot
    Stranger: robot
    You: No.
    Stranger: what one
    Stranger: bot or robot
    You: I’m not either.
    Stranger: must be
    Stranger: you trying to hard
    Stranger: to think of intelligent words you dont even know what they mean
    You: If you’re trying to insult me, you’re failing.
    Stranger: you fail
    Stranger: at life
    Stranger: go on
    Stranger: try again
    You: Obviously I know what they mean, otherwise I wouldn’t use them.
    Stranger: got plenty of goes
    Stranger: i bet
    You: Anything else to say?
    Stranger: go on try again
    Stranger: think of somthing else
    Stranger: to say
    You: Next.
    Stranger: amaze ussss
    You: Next insult please.
    Stranger: can you say
    Stranger: chocolate
    Stranger: mister tuff man
    You: ?
    You: Okay…?
    You: Next insult please.
    Stranger: that it
    Stranger: wow
    Stranger: you not
    Stranger: trying any more
    Stranger: you kenw i was right
    Stranger: WOOt
    Stranger: party
    You: I’m not trying anything.
    Stranger: i win
    Stranger: you fail
    Stranger: you stopped trying
    You: I’m simply watching you insult me.
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: that just you
    Stranger: trying to hard
    Stranger: to find a insult here
    Stranger: keep up good work
    You: I’m not trying to insult you at all.
    Stranger: tryer
    You: That’s not even a word.
    Stranger: i know
    Stranger: it anooyed you
    Stranger: tryer
    Stranger: tryer
    Stranger: i love the word
    Stranger: tryer
    You: I love how you assumed that it annoyed me.
    Stranger: you corrected me
    Stranger: you try so hard
    Stranger: so it musta
    Stranger: anoyed it
    Stranger: to you
    You: Wow…
    Stranger: go on
    Stranger: try again
    Stranger: am waiting
    Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAH
    You: Next insult please.
    Stranger: HHEAHEHAHEHaeawea
    Stranger: mowyaohwoahwawmowa
    Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAH
    Stranger: you weak
    You: Having fun?
    Stranger: you failed
    Stranger: given up
    Stranger: allready
    Stranger: pitty
    Stranger: ow well
    Stranger: just you fail
    You: Anything else to say?
    Stranger: you stopped trying to hard
    You: Any other insults?
    You: Seriously.
    Stranger: am waiting
    You: Try harder, please.
    Stranger: yes yes
    Stranger: copy me
    Stranger: show i am boss
    You: Reusing insults?
    You: Tsk tsk.
    Stranger: copy meeeeeeee
    Stranger: copy meeeeee
    You: Please, next insult.
    Stranger: yeahhhhhhh
    Stranger: can you save this chat
    Stranger: to show your friends
    Stranger: wonna show them
    Stranger: you are thick
    Stranger: no insults here
    Stranger: only that
    Stranger: only type
    Stranger: and talk
    Stranger: you trying to hard
    You: I’ve insulted you only a few times.
    You: You’ve “insulted” me many more times.
    Stranger: HAHAHA
    Stranger: you faile
    Stranger: d
    You: Done yet?
    Stranger: i was done years ago man
    Stranger: you still trying
    Stranger: so i wait
    Stranger: until you are done
    Stranger: trying
    You: No matter what I say, you’re going to say “you fail” because you’re being very… well, I’m not sure what the word is. Competitive I guess.
    Stranger: HAHAAHAH
    Stranger: you try to hard
    Stranger: man
    Stranger: jesus
    Stranger: never help you
    You: As seen in the above example…
    Stranger: HAHAHA
    You: I’m waiting.
    Stranger: am waiting to
    Stranger: for word
    Stranger: am not gonna do it agian
    Stranger: then you do
    Stranger: you trying to hard
    You: ?
    Stranger: am waiting for line
    Stranger: any more insults
    Stranger: when the ant any
    Stranger: HAHAHA
    Stranger: you still trying
    Stranger: please say so
    Stranger: fun
    Stranger: entertaining me
    Stranger: every one here
    Stranger: is lol at you
    Stranger: right now
    Stranger: go on
    Stranger: say it was a insult
    Stranger: i dare ya
    Stranger: go on try
    You: I’m not trying, I’m waiting to see when the hell you’re going to finish saying “you fail” “try again” etc.
    Stranger: AHHAHAHAHA
    You: Who knows if you’re lying about people being there laughing at me.
    Stranger: #GIGGLES
    Stranger: GIGGLEs
    Stranger: GIGGLEs
    Stranger: ROFl
    Stranger: LMAO
    Stranger: rofl
    Stranger: you still trying
    Stranger: keep it up
    Stranger: this good for youtube
    Stranger: remix at end of night
    You: You’re going to put this on youtube?
    Stranger: make you look like a gay
    Stranger: you try to hard
    Stranger: fun to mess with
    You: Again: You’re going to put this on youtube?
    Stranger: you failed
    Stranger: in public eyes
    Stranger: yawn
    You: …
    Stranger: please say more
    Stranger: need more info
    Stranger: to mess with
    Stranger: gota love screen record
    Stranger: WOOOOOOooooooooooo
    You: Can you stop that for a second and answer my question? Are you REALLY going to put this on youtube?
    Stranger: WOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    You: What’s your youtube account? I want to see the video afterwards.
    Stranger: ๐Ÿ˜€
    Stranger: see you trying again
    Stranger: poor kid
    You: You going to say something?
    You: Sorry, I’m a slow typer.
    Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahaaAHAHHAHAhahahaAHAHAHHA you failed
    You: …?
    Stranger: you belived i was gonna put it on youtube
    Stranger: i will now
    Stranger: hahaha
    You: Okay, what’s your youtube account?
    Stranger: looks like you gonna cry then
    Stranger: like a baby
    Stranger: or somthing
    Stranger: you likeeeeee
    Stranger: aaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww
    You: You can’t even see me.
    Stranger: you gonna put that on youutbe
    Stranger: i was like
    Stranger: AHHAHAHAHA
    Stranger: ROfl
    You: Tell me the username of your youtube account.
    Stranger: why
    You: That way I can see the video afterwards.
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: you spam it
    Stranger: you evil bitch
    You: I want to know that you’ll really put it on youtube.
    Stranger: trying to hard
    You: I don’t believe you’ll really put it on Youtube, so tell me your youtube account so I can see the video later.
    You: That way I’ll believe you.
    You: If you’re lying then… okay then.
    Stranger: LOl
    You: That’s a weird thing to lie about. Especially because it won’t affect me at all.
    Stranger: sxephil user name why did you wonna know for
    You: I wanted to see the video afterwards.
    Stranger: i just simply close account
    Stranger: HAHAHA
    Stranger: you spam it
    Stranger: ROfl
    You: If I ever spam it, you can report me.
    Stranger: no
    You: So do you have the balls to put the video on youtube or what? ๐Ÿ˜›
    Stranger: you just simply open lots of account
    Stranger: you twat
    You: I wouldn’t waste my time with that.
    You: Waiting for response…
    Stranger: Waiting for response…
    Stranger: is so
    Stranger: 40’s
    Stranger: you perv
    You: LOL!
    Stranger: LOl
    You: That is the most hilarious insult ever! xD
    Stranger: i know
    You: I’m not joking!
    Stranger: it was amusing
    Stranger: for me
    Stranger: HAHAHAAHHAAHa
    You: Seriously, it’s a funny insult.
    You: Are you going to say anything else…?
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: am amusing you
    You: Alright then.
    Stranger: not good
    Stranger: only amuse my self
    Stranger: you fail
    Stranger: you fail
    Stranger: you fail
    Stranger: yes
    Stranger: be upset again
    Stranger: try again
    Stranger: you need to try again
    Stranger: keep trying
    You: Okay, so why are you so intent on angering me?
    Stranger: am not
    You: Are you bored…? ๐Ÿ˜›
    Stranger: just amusing my self
    Stranger: right now
    Stranger: am lol
    Stranger: at you
    Stranger: can you take it
    Stranger: YEAH
    Stranger: yeah
    Stranger: ROFl
    You: That’s exactly what I meant. You’re amusing yourself by trying to get me angry.
    You: Uh, why?
    Stranger: AHHAHAHAHA
    Stranger: am not angering you
    Stranger: you all ready angry
    Stranger: you pissed off right now
    Stranger: you wonna fuck a goat
    Stranger: we all heard you
    Stranger: wispher it
    Stranger: whisperrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
    Stranger: correct meeeeee
    Stranger: why dint you correct me
    Stranger: you whore
    Stranger: you are my spell checker
    Stranger: i nac type ikle ihts
    Stranger: ko
    You: Yes I am because you can’t type worth crap.
    Stranger: LOL
    Stranger: ya
    Stranger: you angry now
    Stranger: mision complete
    You: Not really.
    Stranger: mission completeeeeee
    Stranger: ya it is
    You: I can control my anger.
    Stranger: Yes I am because you can’t type worth crap. = anger
    Stranger: Yes I am because you can’t type worth crap. = anger
    Stranger: Yes I am because you can’t type worth crap. = anger
    Stranger: Yes I am because you can’t type worth crap. = anger
    Stranger: you must read
    Stranger: understand
    Stranger: Yes I am because you can’t type worth crap.= anger
    You: No, I’m simply trying to make YOU angry.
    You: I’m pretty sure I’m succeeding.
    Stranger: HAHAha
    You: Obviously I am.
    Stranger: it will not work
    You: Since you continue to insult me.
    Stranger: i know you
    Stranger: all ready
    You: Are you angry?
    Stranger: HAHA
    Stranger: you are a sad little man
    Stranger: around age
    Stranger: of
    Stranger: 20
    Stranger: male
    Stranger: sad person
    Stranger: probley got no job
    You: I’m younger then 20.
    Stranger: maybe
    Stranger: sad ass job
    Stranger: mmmm
    Stranger: lets think
    Stranger: gay student man
    Stranger: probley
    You: No, not really.
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: swimmeer then
    Stranger: you do fit profile of a perv
    You: No. I don’t like swimming.
    Stranger: LOl
    Stranger: you said crap
    Stranger: so it all fits nw
    Stranger: now
    You: What?
    Stranger: noting
    Stranger: just me confusing you
    Stranger: it worked
    Stranger: woot
    Stranger: woot
    Stranger: party
    Stranger: party
    You: I said “I don’t like swimming” and you say I said crap? That doesn’t make sense.
    Stranger: .

    YOU EPICLY FAIL at spam YOU TRY to hard YoU poor KID YOU HAVE To scroll UP to view YOUR spam losER
    You: It’s completely unrelated.
    You: You like using that, don’t you. ๐Ÿ˜›
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: its outo
    Stranger: so i have no control over it
    You: Well, you use it a lot…
    Stranger: it timed
    Stranger: about
    Stranger: every
    Stranger: 20 mins
    Stranger: or so
    You: You think I’d believe that?
    Stranger: ya
    You: LOL!
    Stranger: you are gullable
    Stranger: right
    You: No, I doubt that.
    Stranger: you try to hard
    Stranger: so gota be
    Stranger: might wonna fit in
    You: If you thought I would fall for it, you’re the gullible one.
    Stranger: so
    Stranger: need try harder
    Stranger: no realy its outo
    Stranger: you loser
    Stranger: failed
    Stranger: html rocks
    Stranger: scripts rock
    Stranger: you fail
    You: You are the most random person ever.
    Stranger: ya
    Stranger: i am
    Stranger: i like it
    Stranger: so sue me
    You: But hey, who doesn’t love random.
    Stranger: do you like books
    You: Yes.
    Stranger: i got lots of em
    Stranger: wonna help me do a bom fire
    Stranger: JOKe
    Stranger: HAHAHAHHA
    You: Okay…
    You: ?
    You: Okay then.
    Stranger: do you wonna go to asda
    Stranger: with me
    You: No…
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: passed the perv test
    Stranger: hahahaha
    You: Whoa, you went from insulting me to… well, not insulting me.
    You: I don’t even know why we’re doing this.
    Stranger: you still here
    You: Why are we doing this?
    Stranger: i never leave
    Stranger: until
    Stranger: you click
    Stranger: disconnect
    Stranger: only way
    Stranger: bitch
    Stranger: do it
    Stranger: dot it
    Stranger: dooooo
    Stranger: ittttttt
    You: Oh I get it. You’re insulting me to get me angry, that way I disconnect and make you mad?
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: i make you click
    You: I mean make ME mad.
    Stranger: disconnect
    Stranger: i win
    Stranger: thats game
    Stranger: i have been playing
    Stranger: all day
    Stranger: so far
    Stranger: i have won
    Stranger: all time
    Stranger: so far
    Stranger: 12 people
    Stranger: disconnected
    Stranger: it was fun
    You: LOL, it’s fun doing that on omegle, isn’t it?
    Stranger: you are a evil bastard
    Stranger: you not leave
    Stranger: DAM you
    Stranger: DAM you
    You: I like to say weird things.
    Stranger: call you a stalker
    You: To creepy people out. I don’t insult people. It’s just not my thing.
    You: *creep
    Stranger: why not
    Stranger: its not way i talk in real life
    Stranger: but i enjoy
    Stranger: it
    Stranger: on internet
    Stranger: its funny
    You: Eh, it’s not worth it.
    Stranger: ya it is
    Stranger: they log off
    Stranger: i lol
    Stranger: rofl
    Stranger: on carpet
    Stranger: until i get burned face
    You: It’s more fun creeping people out, to me.
    Stranger: carpet burns
    Stranger: rolling
    Stranger: how do i creep out
    Stranger: i know now
    Stranger: gonna hang my self
    Stranger: you dont click
    Stranger: disconnect
    Stranger: right now
    Stranger: pluss bet you would watch
    Stranger: evil cunt
    Stranger: bet you provide rope
    You: I like to say “i need help killing my goldfish”.
    Stranger: thanks
    You: And no, I don’t like people dying. I don’t know you, in fact I’ll probably forget about you and this whole conversation in a few decades.
    Stranger: i use that
    Stranger: next person
    Stranger: lol
    You: So I don’t wish death on you. ๐Ÿ˜›
    Stranger: jesus
    Stranger: decades
    Stranger: man
    Stranger: you remember me
    Stranger: that long
    Stranger: aahahhaha
    You: Yeah, I have a good memory.
    Stranger: same
    Stranger: i remember this to
    Stranger: lol
    Stranger: for at least
    Stranger: 5 years
    You: Same here.
    Stranger: lol
    Stranger: how much can you store in brain
    Stranger: in numbers
    Stranger: nearly about 36
    You: I don’t know.
    Stranger: try it
    Stranger: fun
    Stranger: lol
    Stranger: try remember phone numbers
    Stranger: remember lots of em
    Stranger: go to yellow pages
    Stranger: nowwwwwwww
    Stranger: RUShses
    You: Oh geez, I can’t do that. LOL.
    Stranger: must stare at it
    Stranger: for at least
    Stranger: 2 hours
    Stranger: lolllllllll
    You: lol
    Stranger: people say WTF you doing
    Stranger: i say staring
    Stranger: at yellow pages
    You: Must. Memorize. Phone numbers.
    Stranger: ya
    Stranger: many as possible
    Stranger: then go prank calling
    Stranger: woot woot
    You: Prank calling is fun.
    You: lol.
    Stranger: hi am your doctor
    Stranger: your last check up says
    Stranger: you got cancer
    Stranger: hangs up
    Stranger: or hi am doctor lang hong
    Stranger: LOl
    Stranger: lolllllllllll
    You: I think there’s a guy who prank calls telemarketers. He even released a CD with a bunch of recordings where he messed with some telemarketers.
    Stranger: best hi am DR prankster
    Stranger: say it realy fast
    You: lol
    Stranger: it does not sound like
    Stranger: prankster
    Stranger: if you say it fast
    You: lol!
    Stranger: hi this is dr prankster on the phone am afraid your wife has died
    Stranger: jokeeeee
    Stranger: HANGS up
    Stranger: lollll
    You: Well, I guess I should disconnect (you’ll probably be happy). I’ll be honest: you annoyed me, but didn’t make me actually angry. Your insults WERE pathetic, but I think you did that on purpose. Anyway, I’ll see you… well, never again, and I’ll keep this conversation saved somewhere. Farewell.
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    Stranger: 17/m looking for horny 16/f’
    You: dumbass
    You: i’m a horny 17/f
    Stranger: aw
    You: oh well
    Stranger: lol
    You: hope you find what you’re looking for though
    You: i’ll go be horny with some guy who appreciates me
    Stranger: lol
    Stranger: sorryT_T
    Stranger: epic fail on my part=/
    You: totally…see ya

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    Stranger: hey
    You: hi
    Stranger: u a m or f
    You: i have tits and a dick
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    You: Hi!
    You: What is your name?
    Stranger: adrian
    You: Is your name not Bruce?
    You: Do you mind if I call you Bruce?
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: from?
    You: Are you from Australia, Bruce?
    Stranger: no
    You: Do you mind if i pretend that you’re from Australia?
    Stranger: ok
    You: What do you think of the sheep down there?
    Stranger: it just alright
    You: Don’t tell me you prefer New Zealand sheep!
    Stranger: i prefer NZ sheep
    You: Blasphemous! I heard that NZ sheep are fucked twice as often as Australian sheep. Is that true?
    Stranger: no i think its indonesian sheep
    You: Is your family from Indonesia, Australian Bruce?
    Stranger: yes
    You: Are they religious?
    Stranger: very
    You: Would they be upset if they knew you were chatting to a middle aged balding gay athiest with a fetish for Australians named Bruce, while you’re pretending to be called Bruce and be Australian?
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    Stranger: heyhey
    You: hello
    Stranger: asl?
    You: 19/f/usa
    Stranger: hmm name?
    You: ash
    Stranger: so where in the usa are u from ash?
    You: kentucky
    Stranger: coolcool
    You: what about you?
    Stranger: 20 m san diegoo
    You: oh cool
    You: what sort of things do you like to do?
    Stranger: umm surf snowboard go out with friendss hbu?
    You: travel and meet new people
    You: i’m into wild animals too
    Stranger: hmm
    Stranger: where hav u traveled too
    You: farthest is japan, but just about every state. i have family in sacramento so i’ve been near you ๐Ÿ™‚
    Stranger: hmm thts cool
    You: so are we going to beat around the bush about this?
    Stranger: haha
    You: what do you really want to do?
    Stranger: why u got something in mind lol
    You: i think you know
    You: do you?
    Stranger: i think i do
    Stranger: hmm
    You: do you want to start?
    Stranger: well first wht do u look like
    Stranger: im a vidual person
    Stranger: visual*
    You: i have auburn hair, 5’9”, about 125 pounds. kinda freckly face. but don’t let that fool you. i’m tough
    You: ๐Ÿ™‚
    Stranger: hmmm sounds cute
    Stranger: eye color
    You: brown
    Stranger: fuck it..u got pics lol?
    You: nah, not into the whole internet thing big.
    Stranger: haha
    You: so, what are you packing? ๐Ÿ˜‰
    Stranger: 8 wonderful inches of pleasure bahahahaha
    You: I choose my Pikachu to play against your 8 inches of pleasure! It’s powerful Thunderbolt completely destroys it. You recollect your fainted inches and look up at me. With a sudden dawning you realize who I am. And you will always remember the day you were best by….ASH KETCHUM! ***victory sign***
    You: I now have all the badges! w00t!
    You: Elite Four, here I come!
    Stranger: whoa
    Stranger: epic
    You: want to join me on my travels?
    Stranger: hmm naw im good
    You: i’m sure misty will let your 8 inches of pleasure win
    You: her squirtle is weak.
    You: but HOT, if ya know what I’m saying
    You: ……hello?
    You: damnit. didn’t even get my badge from him….
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    Stranger: 16 m usa… pics 4 pics?
    You: OMG YES
    Stranger: asl??
    You: heyy hun ๐Ÿ˜‰
    You: ohh
    You: wats asl
    Stranger: what ur Age
    You: hehehe is that like age/sex/location
    Stranger: yea….ahaha
    You: haha duh<33
    You: k
    You: 41/m/canada ๐Ÿ˜€
    You: asl?
    Stranger: ur a dude?
    You: yup ๐Ÿ˜€
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    You: Hi!
    Stranger: hi,,
    Stranger: can u tell me ur asl??
    You: I suppose! But you’ll disconnect.
    Stranger: u are a man???
    Stranger: right??
    Stranger: hahhahaa,,
    You: I’m 86 years old.
    Stranger: doesnt matter to me,,
    Stranger: im just looking for a new friend,,
    Stranger: hahaha,,,
    You: Can you tell me your ASL?
    Stranger: sure,,
    Stranger: then u should tell yours,,
    Stranger: after that,,
    Stranger: im 22 m jakarta,,
    You: I lied. I’m not really 86 years old. I am 92. I’m a female and I like in the United Kingdom.
    Stranger: its ok,,
    Stranger: we still can be friend,,
    Stranger: hahaha,,
    You: Sexual friends?
    Stranger: i dont think so,,
    Stranger: sorry,,
    Stranger: just friend,,
    You: Grannies need lovin’ too.
    Stranger: hahaha,,
    Stranger: maybe u can get a love from ur grandson,,
    Stranger: hahaha,,
    Stranger: different kind of love i mean,,
    You: I’m very rich. I can fly you out here and you can be my toy boy. I’ll buy you whatever you want, a new car, new clothes, I really do have alot of money.
    You: And when I die which will be soon probably I’ll leave my fortune to you because my son is a little bastard!
    Stranger: glad to hear that,, but im not interested,,
    Stranger: hahahah,,
    Stranger: sorry,,
    You: I’m disappointed, my young little stud.
    Stranger: do u still interested in a normal chat??
    Stranger: hahaha,,
    Stranger: sorry to hear that,,
    You: Okay, let’s relate to each other in a more casual manner.
    Stranger: sure,,
    Stranger: why not,,
    You: I live in a giant mansion and I’m very lonely except for my servants. Sometimes I go out for tea but not very often. Maybe once a week.
    You: My husband died many years ago because I stabbed him in the neck. He’s still buried behind a wall I’m not sure which one.
    Stranger: sure u have a grandson right??
    Stranger: wow,,
    You: Oh yes, somewhere. I never see my family.
    Stranger: u such a cold blooded killer huh??
    Stranger: hahaha,,
    You: Oh dear! Oh dear me! Ha ha ha!
    You: No no, it wasn’t like that.
    Stranger: is he cheating on u??
    You: Not anymore! Ha ha ha!
    Stranger: so u have to kill him,,
    Stranger: hahaha,
    You: You have no idea, young man! In my day you had to kill to survive.
    Stranger: Oo,,
    You: It was a terrible time. Most old people don’t like to talk about it because it was so bad.
    Stranger: Oo,,
    Stranger: well,,
    Stranger: human are more than animal,,
    Stranger: including in their manner,,,
    Stranger: they can kill their own relatives if they need to,,
    You: When I was in my 20s I accidently got pregnant and we were so poor and didn’t have food so I had to drown my baby in the lake. It was really hard to do. But after about 10 times doing that it got easier.
    You: We didn’t have “protection” back then, you see.
    Stranger: i see,,
    You: Yes, I think I’ve drowned nearly 20 babies in my time. Most of them were mine.
    You: I actually had quite a good business doing it for a while, some mothers couldn’t stand to do it to their own children.
    You: Madame P. Beaumonts Baby Drowning Service! That was what my business was called.
    Stranger: i dont think u want to find a friend,, maybe i will be looking for someone else,, bye grannie,,, hahahah,,
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    A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: hey
    You: Sup yo
    Stranger: from
    Stranger: im asian
    You: Im a jew
    You: From NYC
    You: Titty sprinkles
    Stranger: tell me
    Stranger: whats a jew?
    You: A jew
    Stranger: ive been hearing all these jokes about them
    You: Jewish
    You: A religion
    Stranger: but never really understood what all the hoo hah about
    Stranger: go on
    Stranger: i know that much
    You: From israel
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: so why the hate against them?
    You: The origin of the Jews is traditionally dated to around the second millennium BCE to the patriarchs, Abraham, Isaac and Jacob.[9] The Merneptah Stele, dated to 1200 BCE, is one of the earliest archaeological records of the Jewish people in the Land of Israel,[10] where Judaism, the first monotheistic religion,[11] developed over a period of thousands of years. According to Biblical accounts, the Jews enjoyed periods of self-determination first under the Biblical judges from Othniel Ben Kenaz through Samson, then circa 1000 BCE King David established Jerusalem as the capital of the United Kingdom of Israel and Judah, also known as the United Monarchy, and from there ruled the Twelve Tribes of Israel.[12]

    Elaborated reconstruction of the Temple of Solomon based on the Biblical descriptionIn 970 BCE, David’s son Solomon became king of Israel.[13] Within a decade, Solomon began to build the Holy Temple known as the First Temple. Upon Solomon’s death (c. 930 BCE), the ten northern tribes split off to form the Kingdom of Israel.[14] In 722 BCE the Assyrians conquered the Kingdom of Israel and exiled its Jews, starting a Jewish diaspora.[15] At a time of limited mobility and travel, Jews became some of the first and most visible immigrants.

    The First Temple period ended around 586 BCE as the Babylonians conquered the Kingdom of Judah and destroyed the Jewish Temple.[16] In 538 BCE, after fifty years of Babylonian captivity, Persian King Cyrus the Great permitted the Jews to return to rebuild Jerusalem and the holy temple. Construction of the Second Temple was completed in 516 BCE during the reign of Darius the Great seventy years after the destruction of the First Temple.[17][18] When Alexander the Great conquered the Persian Empire, the Land of Israel fell under Hellenistic Greek control, eventually falling to the Ptolemaic dynasty who lost it to the Seleucids. The Seleucid attempt to recast Jerusalem as a Hellenized polis came to a head in 168 BCE with the successful Maccabean revolt of Mattathias the High Priest and his five sons against Antiochus Epiphanes, and their establishment of the Hasmonean Kingdom in 152 BCE with Jerusalem again as its capital.[19] The Hasmonean Kingdom lasted over one hundred years, but then as Rome became stronger it installed Herod as a Jewish client king. The Herodian Kingdom also lasted over a hundred years.[20] Defeats suffered by the Jews in the First revolt in 70 CE, the first of the Jewishโ€“Roman Wars, and the Bar Kokhba revolt in 135 CE notably contributed to the numbers and geography of the diaspora population. Significant numbers of Jews in the Land of Israel left, were expelled or sold into slavery throughout the Roman Empire.[21] Since then, Jews have lived in most countries of the world, primarily in Europe, the wider Middle East and later, North America. In the various countries in which they have lived, the Jews have survived periods of discrimination, oppression, poverty, and even genocide (see: Antisemitism, The Holocaust). There have also been periods of cultural, economic, and individual prosperity in various locations; these include Islamic Spain and Portugal, Germany and Poland during Haskalah, and in the traditionally liberal or constitutional democracies of the United Kingdom, the United States and Australia, amongst others.[22]

    The Hebrew noun “Yehudi” (plural Yehudim) originally referred to the tribe of Judah.[23] Later, when the Northern Kingdom of Israel split from the Southern Kingdom of Israel, the Southern Kingdom of Israel began to refer to itself by the name of its predominant tribe, or as the Kingdom of Judah.[24] The term originally referred to the people of the southern kingdom, although the term B’nei Yisrael (Israelites) was still used for both groups. After the Assyrians conquered the northern kingdom leaving the southern kingdom as the only Israelite state, the word Yehudim gradually came to refer to the Jewish people as a whole, rather than those specifically from the tribe or Kingdom of Judah. The English word Jew is ultimately derived from Yehudi (see Etymology). Its first use in the Tanakh (Hebrew Bible) to refer to the Jewish people as a whole is in the Book of Esther.[25]
    You: A Jew (Hebrew: ื™ึฐื”ื•ึผื“ึดื™โ€Ž, Yehudi (sg.); ื™ึฐื”ื•ึผื“ึดื™ื, Yehudim (pl.); Ladino: ื’ืณื•ื“ื™ื•, Djudio (sg.); ื’ืณื•ื“ื™ื•ืก, Djudios (pl.); Yiddish: ื™ึดื™ื“, Yid (sg.); ื™ึดื™ื“ืŸ, Yidn (pl.))[3] is a member of the Jewish people, an ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. The Jewish ethnicity, nationality, and religion are strongly interrelated, as Judaism is the traditional faith of the Jewish nation.[4][5][6] Converts to Judaism have been included among Jews throughout the millennia.

    In Jewish tradition, Jewish ancestry is traced to the Biblical patriarchs Abraham, Isaac and Jacob in the second millennium BCE. The Jews enjoyed two periods of political autonomy in their national homeland, the Land of Israel, during ancient history. The first era spanned from 1350 to 586 BCE, and encompassed the periods of the Judges, the United Monarchy, and the Divided Monarchy of the Kingdoms of Israel and Judah, ending with the destruction of the First Temple. The second era was the period of the Hasmonean Kingdom spanning from 140 to 37 BCE. Since the destruction of the First Temple, the diaspora has been the home of most of the world’s Jews.[7] Except in the modern State of Israel, established in 1948, Jews are a minority in every country in which they live and they have frequently experienced persecution throughout history, resulting in a population that fluctuated both in numbers and distribution over the centuries.

    According to the Jewish Agency, as of 2007 there were 13.2 million Jews worldwide, 5.4 million of whom lived in Israel, 5.3 million in the United States, and the remainder distributed in communities of varying sizes around the world; this represents 0.2% of the current estimated world population.[1] These numbers include all those who consider themselves Jews whether or not affiliated with a Jewish organization.[8] The total world Jewish population, however, is difficult to measure. In addition to halakhic considerations, there are secular, political, and ancestral identification factors in defining who is a Jew that increase the figure considerably.[8]
    You: Care to read?
    You: Judaism shares some of the characteristics of a nation, an ethnicity, a religion, and a culture, making the definition of who is a Jew vary slightly depending on whether a religious or national approach to identity is used.[28] Generally, in modern secular usage, Jews include three groups: people who were born to a Jewish family regardless of whether or not they follow the religion, those who have some Jewish ancestral background or lineage (sometimes including those who do not have strictly matrilineal descent), and people without any Jewish ancestral background or lineage who have formally converted to Judaism and therefore are followers of the religion.[29] At times conversion has accounted for a substantial part of Jewish population growth. In the first century of the Christian era, for example, the population more than doubled, from 4 to 8โ€“10 million within the confines of the Roman Empire, in good part as a result of a wave of conversion.[30]

    Historical definitions of Jewish identity have traditionally been based on halakhic definitions of matrilineal descent, and halakhic conversions. Historical definitions of who is a Jew date back to the codification of the oral tradition into the Babylonian Talmud. Interpretations of sections of the Tanakh, such as Deuteronomy 7:1-5, by learned Jewish sages, are used as a warning against intermarriage between Jews and non-Jews because “[the non-Jewish male spouse] will cause your child to turn away from Me and they will worship the gods of others.” Leviticus 24:10 says that the son in a marriage between a Hebrew woman and an Egyptian man is “of the community of Israel.” This contrasts with Ezra 10:2-3, where Israelites returning from Babylon vow to put aside their gentile wives and their children.[31][32] Since the Haskalah, these halakhic interpretations of Jewish identity have been challenged.[33
    You: Do you understand?
    Stranger: im reading
    Stranger: gimme a min
    You: Within the world’s Jewish population there are distinct ethnic divisions, most of which are primarily the result of geographic branching from an originating Israelite population, and subsequent independent evolutions. An array of Jewish communities were established by Jewish settlers in various places around the Old World, often at great distances from one another resulting in effective and often long-term isolation from each other. During the millennia of the Jewish diaspora the communities would develop under the influence of their local environments; political, cultural, natural, and populational. Today, manifestation of these differences among the Jews can be observed in Jewish cultural expressions of each community, including Jewish linguistic diversity, culinary preferences, liturgical practices, religious interpretations, as well as degrees and sources of genetic admixture.[34]

    Jews are often identified as belonging to one of two major groups: the Ashkenazim, or “Germans” (Ashkenaz meaning “Germany” in Medieval Hebrew, denoting their Central European base), and the Sephardim, or “Spaniards” (Sefarad meaning “Spain” or “Iberia” in Hebrew, denoting their Spanish and Portuguese base). The Mizrahim, or “Easterners” (Mizrach being “East” in Hebrew), that is, the diverse collection of Middle Eastern and North African Jews, constitute a third major group, although they are sometimes termed Sephardi for liturgical reasons.[35]

    Smaller groups include, but are not restricted to, Indian Jews such as the Bene Israel, Bnei Menashe, Cochin Jews, and Bene Ephraim; the Romaniotes of Greece; the Italian Jews (“Italkim” or “Benรฉ Roma”); the Teimanim from Yemen and Oman; various African Jews, including most numerously the Beta Israel of Ethiopia; and Chinese Jews, most notably the Kaifeng Jews, as well as various other distinct but now almost extinct communities.[36]

    The divisions between all these groups are approximate and their boundaries are not always clear. The Mizrahim for example, are a heterogeneous collection of North African, Central Asian, Caucasian, and Middle Eastern Jewish communities that are often as unrelated to each other as they are to any of the earlier mentioned Jewish groups. In modern usage, however, the Mizrahim are sometimes termed Sephardi due to similar styles of liturgy, despite independent development from Sephardim proper. Thus, among Mizrahim there are Iraqi Jews, Egyptian Jews, Berber Jews, Lebanese Jews, Kurdish Jews, Libyan Jews, Syrian Jews, Bukharian Jews, Mountain Jews, Georgian Jews, and various others. The Teimanim from Yemen and Oman are sometimes included, although their style of liturgy is unique and they differ in respect to the admixture found among them to that found in Mizrahim. In addition, there is a differentiation made between Sephardi migrants who established themselves in the Middle East and North Africa after the expulsion of the Jews from Spain and Portugal in the 1490s and the pre-existing Jewish communities in those regions.[36]

    Despite this diversity, Ashkenazi Jews represent the bulk of modern Jewry, with at least 70% of Jews worldwide (and up to 90% prior to World War II and the Holocaust). As a result of their emigration from Europe, Ashkenazim also represent the overwhelming majority of Jews in the New World continents, in countries such as the United States, Canada, Argentina, Australia, and Brazil. In France, emigration of Mizrahim from North Africa has led them to outnumber the Ashkenazim and Sephardim.[37] Only in Israel is the Jewish population representative of all groups, a melting pot independent of each group’s proportion within the overall world Jewish population.[38]
    You: Judaism guides its adherents in both practice and belief, and has been called not only a religion, but also a “way of life,”[92] which has made drawing a clear distinction between Judaism, Jewish culture, and Jewish identity rather difficult. Throughout history, in eras and places as diverse as the ancient Hellenic world,[93] in Europe before and after The Age of Enlightenment (see Haskalah),[94] in Islamic Spain and Portugal,[95] in North Africa and the Middle East,[95] India,[96] and China,[97] or the contemporary United States[98] and Israel,[99] cultural phenomena have developed that are in some sense characteristically Jewish without being at all specifically religious. Some factors in this come from within Judaism, others from the interaction of Jews or specific communities of Jews with their surroundings, others from the inner social and cultural dynamics of the community, as opposed to from the religion itself. This phenomenon has led to considerably different Jewish cultures unique to their own communities, each as authentically Jewish as the next.[100]
    You: Hahahahaha overwhelmed?
    Stranger: quite
    Stranger: lol
    Stranger: ive read each and every paragrasph
    Stranger: *paragraph
    Stranger: and i must say
    Stranger: its a rather long read
    Stranger: and its 1248 am over here
    Stranger: im finding it quite hard to take in facts
    You: Hmmm you should probably get to sleep…
    You: And wake up a jew!!!!
    Stranger: lol
    Stranger: i still dont understand the jokes against them though
    You: Me neither
    Stranger: seems like many people are not happy of jews
    Stranger: its a sad world when people have no tolerance for others’ believes
    You: Yes it is….
    You: Get to sleep…Good night….
    Stranger: alright
    Stranger: night
    Stranger: thanks for your information
    Stranger: bye
    You: Bye
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    Stranger: You remind me of the babe.
    You: what babe?
    Stranger: The babe with the power.
    You: what power?
    Stranger: The power of voodoo.
    You: Who do?
    Stranger: You do.
    You: Do what?
    Stranger: Remind me of the babe.
    You: I’m so glad we sorted that out.
    Stranger: Me too.

  • Stranger: Hey.
    Stranger: Asl
    You: Hello
    You: 32 m netherlands
    You: and you?
    Stranger: You horny?
    Stranger: I’m 23, female from the US
    You: yes
    Stranger: I’m fuckin horny too, you married?
    You: yes but my wife will never know
    Stranger: I’m married to, my husbands fuckin lame.
    Stranger: So, how bigs your dick?
    You: 25cm
    Stranger: hmm whats thats in inches?
    You: i dont know. large though
    Stranger: Alright good, probably bigger than my husbands anyways.
    Stranger: And he can hardly last 2 minutes.
    You: i last all night baby
    Stranger: Good :]
    Stranger: How do you like your women?
    You: i like the large women
    Stranger: I’m not fat, but I’m not thin either.
    Stranger: I got giant tits though, and quite a nice butt.
    You: a little cushion for the pushin as i always say
    Stranger: You got kids?
    You: oh yes
    Stranger: Where are they?
    You: the hell if i know… i send them to the store hours ago and they still haven’t returned
    Stranger: So you’re okay to jack off then?
    Stranger: Cuz i want you rubbin that big dick to me baby.
    You: yeah baby.. do you mind if the goats are watching?
    Stranger: The goats?
    Stranger: Nah, not at all. Let them watch.
    You: wonderful. do you enjoy sex with the goats?
    Stranger: No.
    You: Oooh this might be a feal breaker.
    Stranger: So you’re not gonna fuck me then?
    You: dea*
    Stranger: Aww..
    You: no
    Stranger: I hate you 4chan.
    You: yu must have sex with the goat
    Stranger: You’re killing all my best trolls.
    Stranger: Fuckin nigger paradise over there.
    You: i do not understand
    Stranger: I don’t understand dick.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • Omegle conversation log2009-11-03
    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: BOO
    Stranger: halloween had past
    Stranger: asl pls
    Stranger: ?
    You: no its still halloween.
    Stranger: asl pls?
    You: why so desperate?
    Stranger: not desperate
    Stranger: just in a rush
    Stranger: writing a paper which is dfue tomorrow
    You: so why ur on omegle then
    Stranger: and it is already 4.24am
    Stranger: i dunno
    You: get your ass and work on that paper
    Stranger: ah thanks mom
    You: np child
    Stranger: lately i dont wanna do any work
    Stranger: you go to college?
    You: ye
    You: im studying how microwaves behave
    Stranger: is this a BA program?
    You: ?
    You: ba program?
    Stranger: bachelors? undergrad?
    You: ah, pos grad study
    Stranger: where?
    You: in school
    Stranger: wow
    Stranger: this is interesting
    You: yea. the study of microwaves and their beheaveurs is really intresting
    Stranger: i can imagine…
    Stranger: anyway
    Stranger: so you wanna real talk eh?
    Stranger: deep conversation?
    You: so, open u subject
    You: a*
    Stranger: i dunno
    Stranger: you called me desperate
    You: yea i know
    You: and i still think you are
    You: because your reading this useless conversation for like 5 mins now
    Stranger: thank you
    Stranger: well you too
    Stranger: sometimes you just need that moment of emptiness
    You: just got filled up last night?
    Stranger: i told you
    Stranger: i wa writing a paper on karl polanyi
    You: that gay guy?
    Stranger: in case if you are interested about the subject
    Stranger: keynes was gay
    Stranger: i dunno about polanyi
    You: yea all of them are gay
    Stranger: good generalization
    You: over wonderd why its called “the great transformation”
    Stranger: haha
    Stranger: transformation of the market
    You: they want you to beleive that
    Stranger: transforming into facism
    You: they are all just tranny’s
    Stranger: eq. nazi germany, facist italy, ussr, etc
    Stranger: yeah, just like that..
    Stranger: and he talks about double movement
    You: double movement in his ass yeah
    Stranger: where self regulating market has to run with this invisible hand theory but in reality -according to this gay guy- the state intervention is inevitable
    You: damn that sentece is to long too read
    Stranger: seriously?
    You: yea
    Stranger: when you said microwaves i thought the scientific waves or something
    Stranger: but now i have doubt on that
    You: no its are microwaves
    Stranger: may be you just watch kitchen microwaves huh?
    You: to heaten your food
    You: yea im studying the behave of them
    Stranger: kitchen microwaves?
    You: yea
    Stranger: no ultraviolet? gamma rays? radio waves?
    You: no
    Stranger: you are a weirdo
    Stranger: when was the last time you had sex?
    You: lol, actually im having it atm
    Stranger: aa
    You: never did that? having sex with your laptop on her back?
    Stranger: well i am having amind-fuck if this is what you r talking about
    You: no just plain sex
    Stranger: tell her i said hi
    You: meh i doesnt want she stops
    Stranger: nice english
    You: yea, english not part of my study
    You: is*
    Stranger: mean either
    Stranger: so which fucking country are u from?
    You: im from Holland where the fuck u from ?
    Stranger: well i am studying in ny right now
    Stranger: been here for a while
    Stranger: actually i am from that county where all those bloddy turks come from
    You: so ur from china?
    Stranger: well you went way back
    You: russia then
    Stranger: nope man
    Stranger: i am from turkey
    Stranger: i meant bloody turks
    You: ur froman animal?
    You: from an*
    Stranger: as i would think they are not that liked over in europe
    You: meh whe dont each much turkeys
    Stranger: turkei
    Stranger: is that how you write in dutch
    Stranger: ?
    You: nope
    You: that means your gay
    Stranger: your dady is gay
    You: i dont have one
    You: Sisadzijo
    You: Jebo ti konj trudnu sestru na majcinom grobu dok ti otac retardiran gleda iz invalidskihkolica. ๐Ÿ™‚
    Stranger: satisfying your own ego?
    You: nope
    You: just wish u the best
    Stranger: yes i will buy that
    You: lol you dont wanna know what it is in english
    Stranger: i can easily
    You: A horse fucks your pregnant sister on your moms grave as your retarded dad is watching from heโ€™s wheelchair.
    Stranger: literally?
    You: yea
    Stranger: thats a good literacy there
    Stranger: you high?
    You: no
    Stranger: got some pot in your place?
    You: no
    Stranger: ahhh
    Stranger: come on
    Stranger: i am not an agent
    Stranger: dont u smoke
    You: its legal here
    Stranger: i know
    Stranger: but isnt it illegal to sell or smth?
    You: to sell yes.. to grow only a certain amount
    Stranger: good
    Stranger: you grow?
    You: no
    Stranger: you are not gay are you
    Stranger: not that i dont support gays
    You: hmm, why do u ask ?
    Stranger: i am curious why would you keep talking to another dude on a website where everybody just tries to talk about pussies and cocks?
    You: same for u?
    Stranger: you are challening
    Stranger: you may sound stupid but you are not stupid
    Stranger: this is an early judgement tho
    You: im just wondering how long ur gonna keep this useless converstation going
    Stranger: i was wondering the same thing
    Stranger: i have couple more pages to write and the sun will be up soon
    You: its up here
    You: i can tell u how its like
    You: and the sun doesnt go up
    Stranger: i take astronomy this semester
    Stranger: i should have known that
    Stranger: dams
    Stranger: damn
    You: fail
    Stranger: yeah
    Stranger: dont you have any work or something
    You: got some spare time. while studying my new microwave
    Stranger: or you are a 56 years old dude, who is trying to jerk off while watching porn and chatting at the same time?
    You: maybe who knows
    Stranger: i guess i ll never know
    You: ok good anwser, round 2 ding
    Stranger: what this is a battle
    Stranger: a fight?
    Stranger: a race?
    Stranger: competition?
    Stranger: what is that?
    You: click alt+f4 then enter and you win
    Stranger: what do i win?
    You: a free disco
    Stranger: money? fame? status?
    Stranger: ah disco
    You: yea
    Stranger: fuck discos
    Stranger: do you go to disco
    You: that why u are here so long
    You: u hate disconnects ๐Ÿ™‚
    Stranger: no i am here coz you ask questions
    You: what was the last question i asked b4 this one?
    Stranger: hmm why do u ask
    You: so, ur asking the questions here
    Stranger: no that was the question you asked before
    You: …
    You: are u really that stupid or u just making a special effort today?
    Stranger: well we are all stupid
    Stranger: and how come you see yourself over me
    Stranger: oh, stopped typing
    You: lyea my keyboard broke
    Stranger: didnt know what to say
    Stranger: yea yea good excuse
    You: thanks
    Stranger: what are you gonna be when you become something?
    You: something ofc
    Stranger: ofc ?
    You: of course
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: i am bored
    Stranger: i still think you are gay
    You: yea didnt u have a paper to finish?
    Stranger: but it is cool
    You: u can think whatever u like
    Stranger: yes i do have a paper to finish
    Stranger: probably not gonna do it
    You: prob u should
    Stranger: yo
    Stranger: really
    Stranger: this is lil bit weird
    You: no u are just weird
    Stranger: i like the discussion
    You: what one?
    Stranger: but who da hell are you
    Stranger: i am just curious
    You: im The Chicken Man
    Stranger: yesss
    You: yesss what?
    Stranger: but can there be a chicken man
    Stranger: a chicken
    Stranger: a man
    Stranger: are you gay?
    You: hmm,, let me anwser that question with an other question.. why do the chicken cross the road
    Stranger: ?
    Stranger: didnt get it
    Stranger: -remember i am stupid
    You: well think and you will get the awnser
    Stranger: is this a trivia ?
    You: its just a damn question
    Stranger: what did the snowman tell to the other snowman?
    You: notinh they cant talk
    Stranger: you can talk
    Stranger: why cant they talk
    You: they have no brains
    You: and such ๐Ÿ™‚
    Stranger: well that wasnt the expected answer
    You: if what did you expect?
    Stranger: something dumb actually
    Stranger: really trying to figure out
    Stranger: and yes the snowman tells something
    Stranger: but
    Stranger: did you got hit by a car?
    You: lol
    Stranger: funny?
    You: yea
    You: and no i did not hit a car
    You: maybe the car hit me i dont know that
    Stranger: just tell me who da fcuk are you
    Stranger: and i will go
    You: noo
    Stranger: you are free to lie
    You: i want u to stay
    You: and as i said. i am The Chicken Man
    Stranger: ooo, getting intimate here
    Stranger: look who is desperate now
    You: im not
    Stranger: yes you are
    You: i just dont want u to finish ur paper
    Stranger: you can deny it but it is there
    You: if i was desperatie i would say, o goddd pleaasasee stayy
    You: but im not saying that
    Stranger: you dont need to prove it to me
    Stranger: it is cool
    You: i think i do because u think i am
    Stranger: didnt you just say i can think anything i want to think about you
    You: yea you can think it but that does not mean its treu
    You: true*
    Stranger: see you are contradicting yourself
    Stranger: well you are the one who is trying to hide the truth about him/herself
    You: ohh well, mister im like an open book. this is a talk to stranger chat for an resaon
    You: reason*
    Stranger: you didnt oppose that much when i said you are gay
    You: i did give u an anwser
    Stranger: no you didnt
    You: yea, if you anwsered the question rightly u are getting the anwser to your sentece above that one
    You: this isnt really a chat anymore, just a competition who can hold out the longest
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: i am not buying that
    You: doesnt need to its free
    Stranger: you are grad student
    You: yep in a degree of microwaves
    Stranger: you are holding on to that title pretty strong
    You: maybe cuz its true?
    You: or maybe not
    Stranger: uh, cant care for less -you know chat with a stranger
    You: u want to know who the fuck i am
    Stranger: not anymore
    You: good
    Stranger: you are lame
    You: can be,,
    You: or not?
    Stranger: i think you dont have any friends
    You: you can think what ever u want to think
    Stranger: desperate, locked up in a college dorm
    Stranger: lonely
    You: so in your head u still want to find out what i am
    Stranger: eating patoto chips
    Stranger: would be cool eh
    Stranger: may be you are girl witth a vagina
    You: You: u want to know who the fuck i am
    Stranger: not anymore
    Stranger: and i come to amsterdam
    Stranger: and e fuck
    Stranger: then we marry
    Stranger: have kids
    Stranger: and die
    You: u will die before we even meet
    You: or not?
    Stranger: we met i tink almost an hour ago
    You: and you even dont know my name
    Stranger: names are given by our parents
    You: u would really suck in speeddating
    Stranger: i dont need speeddating
    Stranger: is that what do you do
    You: maybe
    Stranger: well you would suck as well
    You: maybe
    Stranger: may be may be
    Stranger: everything is maybe
    You: yea. maybe u wanna leave
    Stranger: what are you gaining out of this
    You: everything has a change of happening
    You: nothing
    Stranger: you know just signing of would be a bitch move
    Stranger: you can do it
    Stranger: then you will say
    Stranger: god, what a waste of time
    You: nope,
    Stranger: why>
    You: but it has a chance to happen
    You: like everything has
    Stranger: yea
    Stranger: you trying to sound smart?
    You: no
    Stranger: but you just did
    You: quoting an other guy isnt smart
    Stranger: actually have been trying
    Stranger: i think you like this conversation
    You: i just want to u disconnect b4 me
    Stranger: may be you are fat, and the society doesnt accept you anymore
    You: maybe
    Stranger: the thing is
    Stranger: if i sign off
    Stranger: then whole this thing will be nothing but a waste
    You: so?
    Stranger: waste is not goodf
    You: toxic waste?
    Stranger: FUCK
    Stranger: waste is not good
    Stranger: and i mean it would be a waste of time
    Stranger: waste of time
    Stranger: time man,
    Stranger: time
    Stranger: it will never come back
    You: lies
    Stranger: it is gone…
    Stranger: flies
    You: will a fly without wings called a walk ?
    You: you have to get up and go to school in a couple of hours
    Stranger: do u care
    You: maybe
    Stranger: 50%
    You: on what?
    Stranger: discount
    You: so i get 50% on discount?
    Stranger: if you buy one pair of jeans the second one os 50% off
    You: i will buy the 2nd pair only
    Stranger: then the first one will be 50% off
    You: then i will buy the first one and the 2nd because i both got 50% :)_
    Stranger: yey
    Stranger: awesome
    Stranger: sweet
    Stranger: super
    You: wait if i go afk for 10 min will u disconnect?
    Stranger: afk?
    You: away from keyboard
    Stranger: why?
    You: u get u disconnect
    You: to*
    Stranger: is this a test
    Stranger: or do you really need to pie
    You: no im just not talking to u in 10 mins then
    Stranger: may be take a dump
    Stranger: of course i will leave
    You: nice
    You: starting now
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: you are one of the strangest people i have ever met online
    Stranger: -this should make you feel good about yourself
    You: this is an automatic away message: atm im traveling trough time and will be back last week
    Stranger: hahahahahaha
    Stranger: you couldnt wait ten min
    You: this is an automatic away message: atm im traveling trough time and will be back last week
    Stranger: you DA DESPERATE
    Stranger: you DA LOSER
    You: this is an automatic away message: atm im traveling trough time and will be back last week
    Stranger: yesss
    Stranger: yess
    You: this is an automatic away message: atm im traveling trough time and will be back last week
    Stranger: i win the trphy
    Stranger: anyway
    You: this is an automatic away message: atm im traveling trough time and will be back last week
    Stranger: i looked if i did have any email account without my name on the address
    Stranger: couldnt
    You: this is an automatic away message: atm im traveling trough time and will be back last week
    Stranger: so you just stiing in front of the computer
    Stranger: staring at the screen like a dumb
    You: this is an automatic away message: atm im traveling trough time and will be back last week
    Stranger: but you lost it already man
    Stranger: you have been sending these messeages
    You: this is an automatic away message: atm im traveling trough time and will be back last week
    Stranger: you cant just keep copy pasting them
    Stranger: EMAIL CENCORED
    You: this is an automatic away message: atm im traveling trough time and will be back last week
    Stranger: this is not my name
    Stranger: a fake id
    You: this is an automatic away message: atm im traveling trough time and will be back last week
    Stranger: you can e-mail
    Stranger: if you dont
    You: this is an automatic away message: atm im traveling trough time and will be back last week
    Stranger: after a week
    Stranger: i will not check it
    You: this is an automatic away message: atm im traveling trough time and will be back last week
    Stranger: good talking to you
    Stranger: thanks for leaving for 10 min
    You: this is an automatic away message: atm im traveling trough time and will be back last week
    You: hi there im back
    You: let me just turn off thic auto message
    Stranger: haha
    Stranger: but any way
    You: u liked it?
    Stranger: i left my e-mail address
    You: for?
    Stranger: so you can keep your bullshitting if you want to
    You: nope
    Stranger: and satify your ego
    Stranger: and show people how smart you are
    You: lol just having some fun
    Stranger: me too
    You: tough u will have disconnected by now?
    Stranger: not saying those to offedn you by the way
    Stranger: yes darling
    Stranger: sweetheart
    Stranger: it would have been nice to get close to eachother eh?
    You: maybe
    Stranger: have some sexy time in amsterdam eh?
    You: thats where jews live
    Stranger: talk about microwaves together eh?
    You: look whos desperate now ๐Ÿ™‚
    Stranger: yes i am very desperate
    Stranger: ok this is it
    You: i like the movie
    Stranger: dude i am benjamin
    Stranger: i live on the first floor man
    Stranger: bunch a friends have been just online
    You: u play games?
    Stranger: dude we are cracking up here
    Stranger: dude lets go the bar
    You: …
    Stranger: yo come on
    Stranger: i know it is harsh
    You: its midday here
    Stranger: i will buy the beer for you
    You: or not?
    Stranger: eh come on
    Stranger: we drink beer all day long in germany
    Stranger: come on man
    You: lol
    You: im still having a hangover from last night
    Stranger: this is ridiculos
    Stranger: i heard you went out with those two girls
    Stranger: what were their names?
    You: from who
    Stranger: fuck
    You: i dont know anyone named fuck
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: ———-
    Stranger: the end
    Stranger: i am not a normal person
    Stranger: but you are not normal either
    You: we all knew that
    Stranger: go see a doctor
    Stranger: they dont help
    Stranger: but you may feel good for some time
    You: nope

    Stranger: i am not gay
    Stranger: from turkey
    Stranger: but study in the us
    You: and live in germany?
    Stranger: these are all true
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: germany was lie
    Stranger: i study global studies
    Stranger: and i like to be realistic
    You: so ur studying what u are gonna to be studing?
    Stranger: i dont even like harry potter or lord of the rings
    Stranger: anyway
    Stranger: no more talking bullshit
    You: lets switch to dipp schit
    Stranger: i am straight, white, 21 male
    Stranger: i dont hate gays or lesbians
    Stranger: i support them
    You: lol
    Stranger: you sounded interesting
    You: im not
    You: or am i
    Stranger: in case you wanna write
    Stranger: you got the e-mail
    Stranger: you have a good sense of humor
    Stranger: it is 6am here
    Stranger: so you can see that i am from the east coast
    You: so play eve online or something to pass out time
    Stranger: that was a good experience
    Stranger: but i will regret it in the morning
    Stranger: -which is already morning
    Stranger: anything to say ?
    You: no
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: hadi eyvallah
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: did you say hi just because the thing told you to?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    But seriously, dude! That thing just forced you to say hi to me!!!

  • Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hi
    Stranger: guy 19 interested in cyber
    You: guy 78 also intrested in cyber
    Stranger: hahah disgusting lol
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Greetings
    Stranger: what is youy name
    Stranger: glad to meet
    Stranger: you
    You: You may call me V.
    You: To whom, might I ask, am I speaking with?
    Stranger: jack
    Stranger: where are you from
    You: Tell me Jack, do you know what day it is?
    Stranger: sorry
    Stranger: would you mind to tell me pls
    You: Remember, remember the 5th of November. The gunpowder, treason, and plot. I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot.
    Stranger: oh,yeah
    Stranger: sorry
    Stranger: hello,V
    You: Today, however, is a day, sadly, no longer remembered.
    You: So, I thought we could mark this November the 5th by taking some time out of our daily lives to sit down and have a little chat.
    Stranger: sorry,i am …
    You: Of course, there are those who do not want us to speak.
    Stranger: maybe you can tell me where a good place
    You: But regardless of what weapons they try to use to effect silence, words will always retain their power. Words are the means to meaning, and for some, the annunciation of truth. And the truth is, there is something terribly wrong with this country.
    Stranger: whom
    You: I, like God, do not play with dice and do not believe in coincidence.
    Stranger: i think your thought is torrblely passed
    You: Would you prefer a lie or the truth?
    Stranger: what the plat works for
    Stranger: yeah
    Stranger: not
    Stranger: why
    You: I killed him.
    You: You’re upset.
    Stranger: yes
    Stranger: i lost my temper
    You: Violence can be used for good.
    You: Justice.
    Stranger: i donnot yhink so
    Stranger: sorry,do you remerber something
    Stranger: very nice
    Stranger: like movies or sth
    You: I told you, only truth. For 20 years, I sought only this day. Nothing else existed… until I saw you. Then everything changed. I fell in love with you jack. And to think I no longer believed I could.
    Stranger: i need to go now,i think you should have to go to a nice place and to have a cup of tea or sth
    You: That’s the most beautiful thing you could have ever given me.
    Stranger: so goodbye,good luck
    You: The time has come for me to meet my maker and to repay him in kind for all that he’s done.

  • You: Hey fuckwit.
    Stranger: fuck u BITCH!
    You: Ok then.
    You: Fuck me.
    You: Grazy?
    You: As in grazing?
    Stranger: you are such a LOSER!!!!!!
    You: Your capital letters are in the wrong places.
    Stranger: APA KABAR MACIK???
    You: I assume that means: I am a fuckwit.
    You: Yes, you are.
    You: Which hospital?
    You: For what reason?
    You: Is your caps lock key broken?
    Stranger: ga kok. lo nya aja yg aneh
    You: Yes, it would appear so.
    You: Completely caps one time, none the next.
    You: You really need to get that fixed.
    Stranger: terima kasih tapi ini komputer sekolah
    You: Yes, your computer is fucked.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • tranger: i dont like you. but i love you
    Stranger: how cool is that?
    You: thats awesome!
    You: my life is complete now
    Stranger: yeahh
    Stranger: i know right!
    Stranger: we are such an awesome pair
    You: where have you been all my life
    You: mind if i call you bruce
    Stranger: right behind you
    Stranger: why bruce?
    Stranger: mind if i call you sarah?
    You: seems appropriate
    You: yeah sure
    You: nice name bruce
    Stranger: so ur f huh?
    You: was it your grandpas name or something?
    You: yeah i am
    You: bruce
    Stranger: im bruce white
    Stranger: yours sarah?
    You: im sarah black
    Stranger: cool ๐Ÿ˜€
    You: we really are a pair
    Stranger: sarah,i have a confession to make..
    Stranger: im a girl
    You: ok go ahead bruce
    Stranger: so that makes us a lesbian pair :O
    You: BRUCE!
    You: youve failed me
    Stranger: im sorry sarah
    You: tsk
    Stranger: i know
    You: im still going to call you bruce
    Stranger: im such a bad boyfriend
    You: you can wear the pants in this relationship
    Stranger: ok cool
    Stranger: sarah, i lovee you
    Stranger: but i gtg now
    Stranger: gonna catch a movie with my other girlfriend
    Stranger: im sorry sarah for betraying you
    Stranger: you are just not hot enough for me
    You: thats ok bruce
    You: i know you love me the most out of all your girlfriends

  • The killer elmo conversation made by kesuli.

    Stranger: REALLY!????
    You: YESS….
    Stranger: oh well im gonna hide now
    You: YOU CAN HIDE…
    You: HA HA HAA.
    Stranger: sureee…..
    Stranger: but how is your navigator gonna find me?
    Stranger: how?
    Stranger: how?
    Stranger: ๐Ÿ™‚
    Stranger: why?
    Stranger: why does it want to find me?
    You: NO.
    You: MWAHHAAA!
    Stranger: why do you want to find me?
    Stranger: i want to find me too.
    Stranger: why?
    Stranger: why?
    Stranger: why?
    Stranger: why?
    Stranger: CHIPS!!!!
    Stranger: are you edward cullen?
    You: NO.
    You: I AM ELMO.
    Stranger: why?
    You: ???
    Stranger: i dont know!!!! and no…
    Stranger: nooooo……
    Stranger: i dont!!!
    You: LIAR.
    Stranger: no my shirt is green and gray
    Stranger: well it failed
    Stranger: why?
    Stranger: why?
    Stranger: WAIT!!!
    You: *BEP BEEP BEEP*
    Stranger: how are you walking on my street and on the computer??
    Stranger: i here no beeps.
    You: ITS COUNTING 10…
    You: 9
    Stranger: ok well where are you now
    You: 8
    You: 7
    You: 6
    You: 5
    You: 4
    You: 3
    You: 2
    You: 1
    You: 1
    You: 1
    You: 0
    You: 1-
    You: 2-
    You: DAMN
    You: 3-
    You: 4-
    Stranger: damn?
    You: 5-
    You: 6-
    Stranger: what?
    You: undefiened
    You: bla blah blah
    You: DARN IT.
    Stranger: haha you never killed me you failed!!
    Stranger: yess… killer elmo thats funny
    Stranger: oh well my dog isnt barking so your not really here!!!!!
    Stranger: i hear no knocking
    Stranger: oh thats depressing
    You: MWA HA HA HAA…
    Stranger: am i dead yet?
    Stranger: AM I DEAD YET!!??
    You: NO.
    Stranger: my door is already open
    Stranger: i dont see you
    Stranger: are you purple?
    Stranger: why
    Stranger: ?
    You: NOW I STAB KNIFE ON YOU”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Stranger: im not dead i live forever!!!
    Stranger: oh no…
    You: Wait… DAMN THIS !ยค%&%ยคwq#%!!!!! *BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP*
    Stranger: hahaahahahaaaaa
    Stranger: WHAT!?
    You: GOOD BYE…
    Stranger: I DONT SLEEP
    Stranger: \
    You: DIE.
    You: DIE.
    You: DIE.
    Stranger: where do i live?
    You: wยคยค&%/&()(=(/()&/r&(
    You: *zzap*
    Stranger: where do i live?
    You: WAS I RIGHT
    Stranger: where on earth?
    Stranger: and yes.
    You: HAHA.
    Stranger: WHERE!?
    You have disconnected.

  • This is my funniest convo so far

    Me- You take a left, you take a right whats the first thing in your sight?
    Stranger – A weirdo through the computer


  • Me – Hi =)
    Stranger – WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM?!?!
    Me – I’m talking to an idiot apparently
    Stranger – YOU HAVE BIG PROBLEMS!!
    Me – Yeah I do, its you
    Stranger – that rymes
    Me – Oh yeah it does, WOW!!!!!!!!
    Stranger – I know right now
    Me – Nah, I just like agreeing with idiots so I can disagree with then afterwards
    Stranger – what ever
    Me – Yup
    Stranger – FUCK YOU!!!!!! LOSER!! DIE!
    Me – You a
    fortune teller now?
    Stranger – Yes you gonna die tomorrow
    Me – I better write my will then
    Me – The the loser on Omegle who predicted my unfortunate death, get your grammer checked, go back to school and see you in hell
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey
    You: hi
    You: ummmm , do you have a pimply bum ?
    Stranger: nooo
    Stranger: do you?
    You: 0_______o
    You: not answering
    Stranger: ?
    Stranger: asl?
    You: well to put it bluntly
    You: i dont have an asl
    You: as i am a pubic hair , on someones genital’s
    You: dont even get me started dude
    You: the dangleberries , OH THE DANGLEBERRIES
    Stranger: alright, no worries i wont
    You: good man/woman
    Stranger: they suck, i know
    Stranger: woman
    You: EW YOU GET DANGLEBERRIES . gosh my genital owner atleast bites them off , jesus woman
    Stranger: i know, im just a freak of nature
    You: *licks stranger’s earlobe*
    Stranger: weird..
    You: we pubic hairs always are .. . . .
    Stranger: i think i’ll shave you..
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: 18 m looking for horny girl to discuss world politics
    Stranger: you hung
    You: hung?
    Stranger: big cock
    You: ohh
    You: ๐Ÿ™‚
    You: what’s your government like?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You: hello
    Stranger: hey, are you random?
    You: a bit
    Stranger: or just a stranger?
    You: both even
    Stranger: wow, that’s a pretty scary combination.
    You: a most powerful combination
    Stranger: indeed. use your powers for good, not evil.
    Stranger: unless you’re using your powers to benefit me, then evilness is acceptable.
    You: oh but the temptations…………
    Stranger: resist them.
    Stranger: they will benefit neither of us, so they matter not.
    You: so what good deeds should we scheme?
    Stranger: meh, good deeds are boring.
    Stranger: let’s take over the world instead?
    You: “good” is relative
    You: hence the scheming
    Stranger: gotcha.
    Stranger: so, we’re doing a good thing by putting the world in safer hands, right?
    You: safe schmaf
    You: our hands do
    Stranger: hmm… so how are we gonna take over the world, first of all? and i call USA, just sayin.
    You: pfft dibs on Europe and japan then
    Stranger: Woah, you’re taking continents?
    Stranger: unfair, i wanna have switzerland and norway.
    You: usa is almost a continent
    You: they are in europe no?
    Stranger: they are…
    Stranger: but you can have canada and mexico.
    You: you can have Australia
    Stranger: I call russia, then.
    You: boom whole continent
    You: k
    Stranger: mmkay, give me the top half of africa and you can have the rest.
    You: dibs on china
    Stranger: nah, gimmie all of africa.
    You: taking the sahara……….. bold
    You: oh really
    You: and india
    You: i call india
    Stranger: fine, fine.
    You: so you can have the rest
    You: i got tons of people
    Stranger: alright, so i can get all islands, minus japan?
    You: mmm except easter island and the galapagos
    Stranger: Ehh…
    Stranger: i still call easter island…
    You: halfs?
    Stranger: mmkay, works for me.
    You: lol that can be world domination headquarters
    Stranger: sounds good.
    Stranger: meet you there in like 25 years when i’m dictator of the Northern Hemisphere.
    You: mmm you realize most if not all of my claims lie in the n hemi?
    Stranger: yeah, i do.
    Stranger: but if you take over the southern hemisphere, we can just trade.
    You: sure whatever every 10 years, spice it up
    You: switch every*
    You: so what’s the game plan moon laser, redirect asteroids, bio weapon, what?
    Stranger: mhm, pretty much.
    You: swarms of robots?
    Stranger: we’re gonna take the liquid from earthquakes (y’know how it turns into a liquid during the sand), and we’re gonna use that as fuel for The Death Machine.
    You: from the moon made from asteroid with lasers
    Stranger: so if the people rebel, we’ll just zap them. brilliant.
    You: silia powered stuff k
    You: silica*
    You: need a good name though
    Stranger: yeah, but you gotta make some green powered bots for the enviormentalists, y’know?
    Stranger: so we’ll just recycle people from those who get in our way…
    You: ah cow fart parasitic robots or something?
    Stranger: and stick ’em in the robots.
    Stranger: or that works too.
    You: cyborg minions, nice
    Stranger: yeah, i thought it was a nice touch.
    You: or could just nuke the hell outta everything, but the clean up afterward…….
    Stranger: yeah…
    Stranger: i mean, i really don’t want to waste my time having to rebuild the world, y’know?
    You: yeah so much is already made and ok, just needs some tweeks, not a complete reboot
    Stranger: yeah, exactly.
    Stranger: i mean, except for France.
    You: perfect for blowing up?
    You: the LHC is already there, perfect detonator
    You: though it would fuck up europe, so carpet booming would do
    Stranger: or creating a huge bombproof shield around france, and just tossing the nuke through the top.
    You: lol booming, bombing*
    You: eh the fall out would still get out, besides there is tons of convention stuff left from many of the older wars
    Stranger: meh, good point.
    Stranger: we could always have robots clear ’em out.
    You: exactly, probably would have anyway, would just be making the pieces more manageable
    Stranger: exactly, exactly.
    You: so whats a good name for a merciless world domination organization?
    You: Razor Bunnies for laughs or an actual kickass name
    Stranger: hmmm…
    Stranger: i dunno, razor bunnies might not strike fear in the hearts of our opponents like i was hoping.
    Stranger: but it doesn’t really matter while they’re being ripped apart by our army of robots, does it?
    You: true, just an example, put if it truly did put fear in there hearts they would be much easier for the robots to get if the are in the fetal position pissing themselves
    You: they*
    Stranger: yeah, but they’ll be pissing themselves after the first wave of robots slaughters 80% of their country’s population.
    You: no they will be crazy, AND pissed so you need the sure thing with a kickass name, it is world domination after all, not some one country invasion
    You: you can only try to do it once
    Stranger: true, true.
    Stranger: any suggestions?
    You: well there is cthulu or however you spell it, the like most monsterous entity the mind can imagine if i’m not misstaken, though it doesn’t have the primal fear going for it
    You: i’m open to anything really, the name will just be right once it is found
    Stranger: yeah, and i’m too tired to find it right now.
    Stranger: even future rulers of the world need sleep, you know.
    You: a little here and there yes but this will be a huge undertaking, a lifetime even, so adequate sleep is a must, i agree
    Stranger: yeah… the plan still needs a few things worked out, and this connection is gone forever once you hit the disconnect button, so add me at (OMITTED) on MSN if you ever want to talk again.
    Stranger: Nice meeting you.
    You: lol yes very enticing conversation Muuhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
    You: good night future overlord
    Stranger: night
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You: hey, its the tooth fairy
    Stranger: Hi, I’m the alphabet
    You: great!
    You: perhaps you can help me?
    Stranger: Sure!
    You: i’ve kinda misplaced all my teeth, know anyone who runs a chomp shop?
    You: ya know
    You: jacked teeth?
    You: scrap them
    You: and sell the parts?
    Stranger: Not offhand, sorry
    You: ah, thanks eversomuch alphabet!
    You: I will B C’ing you later ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • Stranger: heyy
    You: hey
    Stranger: asl?
    You: lassie?
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: im a guy :3
    You: right
    Stranger: u?
    You: pan
    Stranger: wanna see my cock?
    You: sure
    You: do you have any chickens as well?

  • Stranger: do you like turtles
    You: hell yeah i do!
    Stranger: wats your opinoin on them having wings
    You: i hate them, when i play mario its what i die from 90% of the time.
    Stranger: do you think tomatoes are fruits or vegetables
    You: fruits.
    Stranger: by the way,just jump on top of the turtels and they loos there wings
    You: i still die fyi.
    You: going up and down and shit.
    You: fuck that.
    Stranger: your going up and down on turtels,you rapest!!!!!!!!!!!
    You: i said i like turtles.
    Stranger: wow
    Stranger: if you have a game where you can,get a power flower and pressing B can shoot fire,wat game is the one your having problems with
    You: mario?
    Stranger: specificly,new super mario bros
    Stranger: ???
    You: what?
    Stranger: wat game,the full name
    You: i have no clue.
    You: you got me.
    Stranger: wat platform,ds ,xbox,psp,ps3?
    You: ALL OF THEM!
    Stranger: all games!
    You: yes?
    Stranger: wow,i ges youl have to wing it,or wait til the turtel moves away and run
    You: are you in my head?
    Stranger: yes,every thing in the world is a figment of your imagination,i dont exist,your birthday is a lie,it is all a dream and it is time for you to wake up
    You: is this real life?
    Stranger: no
    You: is this going to be forever?
    Stranger: yes
    You: shit.
    Stranger: i no,it hapened to me once there is only one way to escape it
    You: do tell!
    Stranger: i have been forced not to tell
    You: what can i do for you to tell me?
    You: i need out now!
    Stranger: ok the gaurds have left now,i can tell,you have to get in your bed,say that life isa game,fall asleep and everything will be ok,fyi=hell has gaurds
    You: oh my thank you dear friend!
    Stranger: 2012 is reel
    You: shit.
    Stranger: i cant help u survive that one couse im already dead
    You: soo..how is it?
    Stranger: bad
    Stranger: you might survive if you go in a cave and seal the exit,o no the guards found me…………
    You: is there wifi in hell?
    Stranger: yes
    You: sweet.
    Stranger: i no,it makes it that much barable
    Stranger: by the way,christiaity is the right religion
    You: already there!
    Stranger: you will survive if you belive
    You: :]
    Stranger: foods good here two
    You: bbq?
    Stranger: yep
    Stranger: mostly meat,vegitareans wont survive
    You: good i love meat!
    Stranger: by the way,2012 will also include demons going on earth ,there is a show called supernatural,every thing is real
    You: ….
    Stranger: bad thing is ,its like school every day here,you learn,i have to go now since i have to prepare fore a field trip to heaven
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: OMG LOL WTFZ0R!!!!111!!oneone
    You: Yes, the apple didn’t eat the man
    You: It all makes sence
    Stranger: wait, yes it did
    You: ahh
    You: Penuts?
    Stranger: you havent heard the story of the flesh eating apple?
    Stranger: quite horrific
    You: No, tell it young warrior
    Stranger: teeth as big as your arm!
    Stranger: and an underbite that would rival your best yokel
    Stranger: rampaging through downtown LA
    Stranger: eating children left and right
    Stranger: it was a horrible scene
    Stranger: i cant believe you didnt hear about it
    Stranger: took fifteen oranges to take the thing down
    Stranger: Where are you?
    Stranger: dont tell me the apple got you too…
    You: Oh god
    You: A penut just ate my ballbag
    Stranger: why would it do that?
    Stranger: seems like a strange thing for a peanut to do
    You: I know
    You: Wait can you hear that?
    Stranger: What sound is it boy
    You: No
    You: It’s your Ymca record
    You: Fag!
    You have disconnected

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: heeey
    You: i like eggs.
    Stranger: A. Male seeking normal chat
    B. Horny male seeking female
    C. Horny male seeking male
    D. Female seeking normal chat
    E. Horny Female seeking Male
    F. Horny Female seeking Female
    Stranger: i like girls.
    You: i like men and females.
    You: and animals.
    You: animals are great in bed.
    Stranger: how about you ?
    Stranger: me too !!
    Stranger: male or female ?
    You: female.
    You: and male
    You: i’m both.
    Stranger: im a female seeking horny females.
    Stranger: [=
    Stranger: wanna webcam ?
    You: i’m a zebra
    You: neigh.
    Stranger: sexy.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: 22 m
    You: hey
    You: what wrong with youuuuu?
    You: you’re looking kinda down to me

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: what do you want?
    You: honestly i’m sick and tired of random people talking to me
    Stranger: why r u on here?
    You: you started talking to me
    You: I was just minding my business then you came and disrupted my peace
    Stranger: ur gay
    Stranger: fagot
    Stranger: cunt
    You: get a sense of humour cunt

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: hey
    You: asl?
    Stranger: what is asl?
    You: American Sign Language
    Stranger: sorry
    You: i’m communicating atm understand?
    You: can you read my signs?
    Stranger: No
    You: Yeah American Sign Language is pretty shit tbh

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: heyy
    You: sorry do I know you?
    Stranger: dont think so
    Stranger: why
    You: ohhh you’re Trevor arent you?
    Stranger: nope why?
    You: oh come on don’t be like that Trev
    Stranger: are u m/f?
    You: comeo n you’ve known me for years Trev
    You: i’m Barry remember?
    Stranger: AW fuck Barry man hows it goin
    You: Who the fuck are you?
    Stranger: trev
    You: how do you know my name?
    Stranger: fagg

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hihi
    Stranger: asl
    Stranger: asl
    Stranger: asl
    You: easy
    You: in a rush or something?
    Stranger: asl
    Stranger: asl
    You: are you a paedophile or something
    Stranger: age sex location
    Stranger: asl=age sex location
    You: really???? I thought it meant American Sign Language……
    Stranger: bobo
    Stranger: nono
    Stranger: here
    Stranger: omegle
    Stranger: say asl is age sex location
    You: you people cannot handle sarcasm over the computer jeez
    You: american I guess?
    Stranger: sorry
    Stranger: yes i guess
    You: its alright i’ve already established americans have no sense of humour
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Go! Venusaur!
    Stranger: Otacon, there appears to be some kind of plant dinosaur blocking my path.
    You: Venusaur! use razor leaf!
    Stranger: I’m going to try and use CQC to neutralize the target.
    You: *swish*
    Stranger: Oh, Jesus! There’s leaves everywhere! At least this will help my camo index.
    You: venusaur! return!
    You: go! charizard!
    Stranger: *lies prone and crawls toward trainer*
    You: charizard! use flamethrower!
    Stranger: *stands up and slams trainer*
    Stranger: Otacon, I’m winning! Send me a chopper!
    You: charizard! return!
    You: go! pidgeot!
    You: pidgeot! use gust!
    Stranger: Otacon, there’s a bird! I don’t think CQC will wo- Oh, Jesus, it’s blowing me! I’m being blown by a bird!
    You: pidgeot! wing attack!
    Stranger: Ow!
    Stranger: *Whips out tranquilizer gun and shoots Pidgeot*
    You: =\
    You: pidgeot! return!
    You: go! machamp!
    You: machamp! use submission!
    Stranger: Otacon, this guy has four arms! It’s okay though. As long as I remember the basics of CQC, I should be able to come out on top!
    Stranger: *goes up for CQC against Machamp*
    You: machamp! low kick!
    Stranger: Otacon, I’m not winning anymore! Send me a chopper!
    Stranger: *Hides in a box and starts running away*
    Stranger: Wait, what? No running from a trainer battle?! Bullshit!
    You: machamp! return!
    You: go! gengar!
    You: gengar! use hypnosis!
    Stranger: Hah! I’ve got a highly trained military mind! But… my CQC isn’t working. Otacon, what is this guy?
    Stranger: Some kind of… ghost?
    Stranger: Oh, Jesus. How can I fight a ghost?
    Stranger: *Whips out tranquilizer gun and shoots at Gengar*
    You: *it doesnt effect enemy Gengar!*
    Stranger: Bullshit. Otacon, what should I do?
    Stranger: Hmm… Metal Gear MK II, shock it!
    You: *Gengar fainted*
    You: Go! charizard!
    You: charizard! use flamethrower!
    Stranger: Ow! Oh, Jesus! *eats ration*
    Stranger: Tasty…
    Stranger: *Tries to slam Charizard*
    You: *trainer uses hyper potion on Charizard*
    You: charizard! slam!
    Stranger: Otacon: Snake! Snake? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: You need to knock some sense into your ego!
    Stranger: I do?
    You: Yes.
    Stranger: How do you know?
    You: I am your father.
    Stranger: Hi dad
    You: Hey Josh!
    Stranger: You’re caontacting me from heaven?
    You: Yes. I seen what you did last night. Not proud in you, son!
    Stranger: Haha, “you daughter” you mean?
    Stranger: your*
    You: No, son.
    You: You are a he/she.
    Stranger: Oh man
    You: You do as i tell you, son.
    You: You are what i tell you, too.
    You: Okay. Got it?
    Stranger: Yes, Dad
    You: Good.
    You: I have met Adolf Hitler in heaven.
    You: He’s a nice guy.
    Stranger: No way?
    You: Yes. He said he’s a “changed guy”
    Stranger: Hahah, i see
    You: I had coffee with him today.
    Stranger: what did you guys talk about?
    You: How much we hate grass
    Stranger: grass? why, you’ve always loved it
    You: But you know how i died. Grass got involved! It’s evil, i tell ya!
    Stranger: Hahahaha,
    Stranger: but why does hitler hate it? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    You: Because, uhh, i have no idea.

  • You: Darrel Edward Jason Derulo is coming to town.
    Stranger: Santa claud is comming to town
    You: No. Just no.
    Stranger: who the fuck’s that dad?
    You: Thats me, son.
    You: Remember!
    Stranger: I see
    You: Gosh you are a dumb fuck.
    Stranger: You raised me
    Stranger: (Y)
    You: So i can stand on mountains. You raised me up. So i can stand on trees.
    You: I am strong. Now i can see your beauty. Yes i am

  • You: I heard about your fish! how is he?
    Stranger: holy shit
    You: Oh sorry Mafanway
    Stranger: what the bloodly hell?
    You: Your fish is ill!
    Stranger: damn mother fucking
    You: Thats very rude. I’m upset now!
    Stranger: you are boy or girl?
    You: I’m a shark. raawrr!
    You: Does that turn you on much
    Stranger: what?
    You: Does it make your willy go “ooh”
    Stranger: get out
    You: No you get out :):)
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hiiiiiiii
    Stranger: 22 m
    Stranger: u
    You: 20 m + 19 f
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You: Hello!
    Stranger: r u male
    You: female!
    Stranger: oh ok.. im male
    Stranger: wats all da exitement about..
    You: i do not know
    Stranger: its kinda early
    You: it’s 16:45 here in the uk
    Stranger: oh ok well it 8:45 here in california
    You: woah woah woah woah there cowboy!
    You: get off the sidewalk and call 911!
    You: i’m a pregnant women with an only child!
    You: you home skillin’ biscuit!
    You: i’m so fly i can make batman cry!
    Stranger: wow u must be real bored.. hella random
    Stranger: im bored too tho

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Let us celebrate our success!
    Stranger: ๐Ÿ™‚ success?
    You: Yes!
    You: I have found the meaning of life.. But first.. I must ask you THE QUESTION!
    Stranger: okay
    You: Do you have any lizards?
    Stranger: nah.. i don’t have
    You: Oh
    You: Well.. I can’t tell you the meaning of life then.. But I can tell you the all powerful fact that leads to enlightenment!
    You: Ready?
    Stranger: yeah!
    You: When a meringue dies, you can use it as a long-distance telephone!
    Stranger: O_O
    You: Yeah.. It’s shocking..
    Stranger: meringue? i can use it?
    You: Yup
    You: But first you must kill it or there will be too much screaming and thrashing and gnashing of teeth when you insert the SIM card.
    Stranger: O_O ahh….
    You: Yeah! This took me over 700 years to discover
    Stranger: do i have to kill it?
    You: Yes
    You: Absolutely
    Stranger: okay
    You: Is killing meringues against your religion/morals?
    Stranger: nah
    You: Good
    You: Just checking
    Stranger: hahaha you are soooo funny!!
    Stranger: lol
    You: Really?
    You: You humans are very confusing things..
    You: This is a major discovery!
    Stranger: O_O aww
    Stranger: is that it?
    You: For now.
    You: While I’m on Earth, I must ask you..
    You: What the hell is a condom?
    Stranger: ๐Ÿ™‚ hahahaha
    You: Why are you laughing? I need to know
    You: I have been observing human activity for 699 years and I still don’t know what a condom is.
    Stranger: i don’t know i’ve never used it ๐Ÿ˜‰
    You: Ah, so it is something you use..
    Stranger: yeah
    You: I always thought is was some kind of household appliance.
    You: *it
    Stranger: ahh you are brilliant!!!!
    You: Thank you!
    Stranger: have you ever had sex before?
    You: Sex? No! My species reproduce by telepathic communication.. Very complex process..
    Stranger: LOL
    You: I could laugh at human reproduction that easily, too.
    Stranger: what’s your look like?
    You: I have adapted to look human, but my ancestors had 6 grey tentacles and a large, insect-like orange body. No head.
    You: We have many small brains inside our nerves instead of one big one.
    You: So we don’t need a head.
    Stranger: O_o ohh!!!!!!
    Stranger: where do you live now?
    You: I’m currently in a suburban English town, but I’m only here for another 298 years then I’m going back to space.
    You: Anyways, this is a boring topic of conversation.
    Stranger: hahaha
    Stranger: how old are you?
    Stranger: btw
    You: 700.
    You: This is boring.
    You: Everyone asks these questions
    Stranger: i mean real age!!
    You: 700!
    Stranger: okay I’m 937 year old woman from neverland
    You: Imbecile. I was going to ask you to marry me but since you’re being a jerk.
    You: I’ll just marry my downstairs radiator.
    You: I love Neverland.
    You: Beautiful place..
    Stranger: do you know my place?
    You: Neverland.. Yeah
    Stranger: did you see peter pan?
    You: Yes, Peter Pan is awesome..
    You: He let me have tea and cakes with him and Wendy.
    You: Wendy is a lovely lady.
    Stranger: aww i hate her!!
    You: Really?
    Stranger: ya!
    You: What did she do to you?
    Stranger: take him away from me!! my peter pan :'(
    You: I’m so sorry..
    You: Did I mention, I’ve also been to Neverland Ranch.
    Stranger: there is beautiful place!!!
    You: Yeah!
    You: Fairground rides galore. What I didn’t understand is why there were so many clocks everywhere..
    You: Ooh! And I’ve been to Wonderland.
    You: It was quite boring, actually.
    Stranger: O_O
    Stranger: is it bored?
    Stranger: no way!!!
    You: Yes.
    You: I go now.. But I will never forget this encounter!

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hello
    You: make a story
    You: alternate words
    You: GO
    Stranger: One
    You: dark
    Stranger: stormy
    You: penis
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: make a story
    Stranger: Wootamoot
    You: alternate words
    You: GO
    Stranger: was a farmer.
    You: he
    Stranger: Liked cheese and furry animals
    You: because
    Stranger: they
    You: were
    Stranger: rockin’
    You: the
    Stranger: casbah
    You: to
    Stranger: Las
    You: clashalbum
    Stranger: which
    You: is
    Stranger: a
    You: penis
    Stranger: bigger than yours!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Bonjour.
    Stranger: hello!
    You: ร‡a va bien?
    You: whoooa
    You: that was weird
    You: I felt like i was French for a moment
    Stranger: haha wtf.
    Stranger: you made me get up google translator for nothing!
    You: it might come back anytime
    You: Vous vivez ร  Paris?
    Stranger: non
    You: what
    Stranger: google said that you said “you live in paris?” and i said “no” and it said to say “non”
    You: oh
    You: maybe you’re right
    You: what’s your name
    Stranger: emily. yours?
    You: franck
    You: Ce chat est bleu.
    Stranger: really? my is black.
    You: your what
    Stranger: cat
    You: uh
    You: interesting
    You: thought they were dangerous
    Stranger: you siad this cat is blue.
    You: you think?
    Stranger: and i have two so i think they counteract the badness.
    You: yeah maybe
    You: i aint superstitious anyway
    You: Robert veut du fromage.
    Stranger: ew
    You: am I disgusting?
    You: sorry
    You: we shouldn’t talk about superstition
    You: got any hobbies?
    Stranger: uhm i play flute
    You: what kind of flute
    Stranger: a sucky one
    You: my mom used to play Wester concert flute
    You: Il fait froid dehors.
    Stranger: dude stop switching languages!
    You: switching what
    You: is it about the flute?
    Stranger: no?
    Stranger: what?
    Stranger: i’m confused.
    Stranger: goodbye.
    You: Bon appรฉtit.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: omg pls say u like me
    Stranger: i love you
    You: really
    You: i luv u to
    You: will u marry me
    Stranger: im really hoping your a girl now so that its not gay
    You: i am a femaleline
    Stranger: femaleline?
    You: its like a feline and a girl
    You: a cat girl
    Stranger: oh thats hot
    You: shit yeh
    Stranger: wouldnt mind getting some of that
    You: no way, u cant breed with a cat
    Stranger: but your half girl arent you?
    You: which half
    Stranger: i assumed you were a humanoid with cat features
    You: i have pointy ears
    Stranger: describe your body to me
    Stranger: all of it
    You: and pointy cat nipples on pointy cat boobs
    You: do u like cat milk
    Stranger: im horny hnow
    Stranger: i might
    Stranger: you sound so hot
    You: ewww, well u can hav e as much milk as u like
    You: as long as u stroke my pretty cat pussy
    Stranger: cant ssay ive ever tasted cat milk
    Stranger: but ill do whatever you want to you ct pussy
    You: ct wat is that
    Stranger: cat*
    You: yes i am a cat
    Stranger: im really horny babe
    Stranger: wish i could fuck you
    You: i bet u wish u cud fuk this cat hole
    Stranger: yeah babe
    You: lift my tail up
    Stranger: ok babe
    You: be careful, i scratch n bite sometimes
    Stranger: i wanna suck oon your nipples
    You: my pointy cat nipples yes
    You: say it like that boy
    Stranger: yeah
    Stranger: i wanna suck your pointy cat nipples
    Stranger: and stick my cock into your cat pussy
    You: i am a siamnese dont u kno
    You: cud u imagine fucking a siamnese cats pussy
    Stranger: i am right now
    You: really, u cheated on me
    You: i thought i was the only cat love u had
    Stranger: im imagining yours babe
    You: oh my
    You: holdin my tail
    You: ?
    Stranger: yeah
    You: touching my face an whiskers
    Stranger: yeah
    You: wat colour r my eyes
    Stranger: green
    You: o my u really r, i can see u
    You: inside my cat hole
    Stranger: im pounding it hard babe
    Stranger: and your scratching me in pleauser
    Stranger: pleasure*
    You: oh my, u r so good at this
    You: can i ask u a secret
    Stranger: yeah
    You: will u put it in my cat anus
    Stranger: if you want me to babe
    Stranger: id love to
    You: its a little tight
    Stranger: can you lick my cock first then babe
    You: wait babe tell me wat my cat ass feels like
    You: it smells sweet
    Stranger: the fur is nice and soft and its tight around my cock
    You: the fur, oh my u really r fukin a cat
    You: it feels so good
    You: tell me wat u want my cat to do
    Stranger: well you know i assumed that you had fur haha
    You: cat body to do
    Stranger: i want you to spread your legs apart
    You: i wanted to scratch up ur cock first
    Stranger: go ahead babe
    You: really tear it up and rips it apart
    Stranger: thats so hot babe
    Stranger: im sooo horny
    Stranger: i need to stick it inside you
    You: u r, u r fukin a cat
    You: ok remeber i have a very very small cat pussy
    Stranger: ill be gentle and go slowly in babe
    You: cats like it slow
    You: cAts r smaller than humans u kno
    Stranger: but your a human cat arent you
    You: no i am a cat
    Stranger: oh ok
    You: wat u dont like fukin a siamnese cat anymore
    Stranger: never said that
    You: why u say
    You: oh
    Stranger: haha
    Stranger: i still wanna pund your cat pussy babe
    You: have u ever fuked any other animals babe, i hope u only fuk cats, not sheep or anything else
    Stranger: pound*
    Stranger: never babe
    You: why, cuz u only like cats
    You: that is good
    Stranger: ive never thought of fucking another animal
    Stranger: ive been waiting for you my whole life
    You: really, not even an other cat u r too good
    You: wat if i died, wud u have me stuffed?

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Hi
    You: licks strangerโ€™s earlobe
    Stranger: Asl
    You: i have 2pubes today

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hi
    Stranger: Hello.
    You: asl
    Stranger: The Wise Sage can give you advice.
    Stranger: Will you choose to accept?
    You: yes
    You: i accept
    Stranger: Pick an option :
    Stranger: 1. Love
    Stranger: 2. Friends
    Stranger: 3. Work
    You: uhh
    You: 1
    Stranger: Are you male or female?
    You: m
    Stranger: Processing….
    Stranger: Male for Love : Lately, the field has been looking empty. Without any ladies to pursue, you’ve been feeling a little down. Keep your chin up and that special someone may turn out to be someone you may not have expected before.
    Stranger: Would you like to choose another option or terminate this session?
    You: another
    Stranger: 1. Love
    Stranger: 2. Friends
    Stranger: 3. Work
    You: 1
    Stranger: * Remember to IM TheWiseSage2 at AIM! *
    Stranger: Male for Love – this option has already been chosen.
    Stranger: Please choose another option.
    You: i want female for love
    Stranger: Female for Love : After being stood up by someone you desired, the road to love has been pretty dark. You will have difficulty in love for March, but small opportunities will come your way.
    Stranger: Would you like to choose another option or terminate this session?
    You: another
    Stranger: * Remember to IM TheWiseSage2 at AIM! *
    Stranger: 1. Love
    Stranger: 2. Friends
    Stranger: 3. Work
    You: love for hermaphrodite
    Stranger: The gender must be chosen : Male or Female.
    You: both
    You: hermaphrodite
    You: both organs
    You: you know
    Stranger: Error processiong request.
    Stranger: SHIT.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: im a girl masturbating, can you help get me off?
    Stranger: hey
    Stranger: sue
    Stranger: sure
    You: my pussy is so wet
    You: it feels so warm inside’
    Stranger: just imagine my hard eight inch cock teasing at your entrance
    You: mmmm
    Stranger: i slowly enter you one massive hard inch at a time
    You: ooh keep talking to me
    Stranger: i slowly rock back and forth thrusting deep inside you
    Stranger: i reach one hand down and play with your clit
    You: my clit is throbbing so hard
    Stranger: i thrust harder and faster penetrating deep inside your pussy my cock is throbbings
    Stranger: imagine me filling you
    You: oh im about to cum
    Stranger: oh me too i shoot my load deep into your pussy as i play with your clit and bring you to orgasm
    Stranger: how was that ๐Ÿ˜‰
    You: oh i just came so hard
    You: im shaking all over
    You: my heart is racing
    You: my whole body is numb and throbbing
    Stranger: you’re welcom
    Stranger: wanna help me?
    You: hehe thank you =)
    You: yes =)
    You: Imagine me rubbing my throbbing clit and playing with my wet pussy waiting for you to penetrate me with your hard cock
    You: you slowly enter me and I bite your ears and lip asking you to thrust harder and deeper
    You: my tight pussy can hardly handle the size and I scream from pain and enjoyment
    You: and then i ask you to cum deep inside of me
    Stranger: oh keep going
    You: i scratch my nails down your back and bite your neck, feeling so much pleasure, but before you cum I throw you off of me and get down on my knees and take your huge cock into my mouth, wrapping my full, sexy lips around it
    You: i let you pull my hair and i moan from pleasure, waiting for you to cum into my mouth
    Stranger: almost there
    You: i suck harder and faster, getting your cock deep into my throat, waiting to taste you, loving the way you feel in my mouth
    Stranger: describe yourself
    You: my hair is long and dark brown, my eyes are light green and my skin is dark and tanned, my body is toned, my pussy is tight and im a 34 DD, all natural
    Stranger: thanks ๐Ÿ˜‰
    You: hehe =) no problem sweetie
    You: I am actually a 54 year old homosexual man.

  • You: Im on a boat motherfucker!
    You: hahaha
    Stranger: grapessssssssss in the morninggggggggggggggggggg
    Stranger: dude
    Stranger: if you’re on a boat
    Stranger: and I got the grapes
    Stranger: that can only mean one thing
    You: ORGY!

    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: i’m a guy
    You: I dont give a fuck
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You: Bananas.
    You: ?
    You: You no likey the bananas?
    You: FUCK!
    You: Sorry, that was my alter ego, Fred.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • Stranger: hi im a guy
    You: i started a masturbation cult
    You: wanna join?
    Stranger: sure
    You: all you gotta do is sign your name in your spunk
    You: and you’re in
    You: then we jack each other off for like 3-4 hours, play CoD, get high and jackoff again
    You: (no homo though)
    You: its totally straight broham
    You: just gimme a handjob
    You: and you’re in
    Stranger: 21 m here
    Stranger: wacko
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey
    Stranger: :O
    You: im scared of meeting strangers ๐Ÿ™
    Stranger: you don’t even know me
    You: thus, you are a stranger
    Stranger: whys that?
    You: moron
    You: can i tell u something
    Stranger: sure
    You: youre a nincompoop charva licking ninnyhammer!
    Stranger: and ur a 12 year old who thinks they’re funny
    You: you cant even tell a blightpot from a blimey
    Stranger: stop talking shit, you don’t know me so you can’t judge me
    You: quit being an eejit
    Stranger: wow, i’m so insulted
    You: youre gormless
    You: you grotty muppet munter!
    Stranger: and you, my friend, are retarded
    You: whats the difference from a poxy and a pillock?
    Stranger: you are not funny
    Stranger: i don’t know, but you are probably both
    You: the answer is 2! the cops fuck one way, the niggers smoke another!
    You: ahaha
    You: youre so uneducated on olde english insults
    Stranger: i can’t believe you get entertainment from this
    You: you skanky shite scrubber!
    You: hey guess what
    Stranger: no, i’m from england
    You: youre an uphill gardener
    Stranger: and i’m probably more educated than you
    You: you wazzack wally tyke faced ninnyhammering cum dumpster!
    Stranger: so shut up
    You: no!
    Stranger: wow, what a loser
    You: quit poxying my ninny
    Stranger: your mother must hate you
    You: pikey my nutter ๐Ÿ™‚
    You: wanna go munging
    You: you cheeky cobbler!
    Stranger: whatever that even means….
    Stranger: you weird loser
    You: grow some bollocks
    Stranger: wow…..
    Stranger: i never knew people were that sad
    You: you dozy uphill gardening piss artist!
    Stranger: facepalm
    You: manky minger munging muppet master
    You: whats a facepalm
    Stranger: i can’t believe you find this funny
    You: whats a funny
    Stranger: retard
    You: whats a retard
    Stranger: wow, you are hilarious……
    You: aww why you gotta manky my mutter ๐Ÿ™
    You: we’re just 2 buds havin some fun!
    Stranger: who are 10?
    You: pish pikey
    Stranger: you sound way young
    You: po faced poxy prat
    You: call me one more name and ill blabberoyster your entire family!
    Stranger: dickhead
    You: trollop?
    Stranger: just try it fucktard
    You: try what
    Stranger: you are so unfunny its depressing
    You: wally my wazzack and ill octaviayshel your face
    You: hahah your face cant even poxy somebodys wazzack
    Stranger: bye
    You: wait
    You: seriously
    Stranger: ok, what?
    You: can i tell you something for real this time
    Stranger: i will go if its not serious
    You: youre a prat scrubbing no good muppet hunting homosexual!
    Stranger: mature….
    Stranger: bye
    You: come over to my house
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: same with u
    You: youre a nincompooping ninnyhammer!
    Stranger: neenu obba soole maga
    You: i bet you cant even tell a berk from a barmpot!
    You: ahahha^^^
    You: you little bloody blighter
    Stranger: i bet u cant even buy shit
    You: you blooming bollocks butter
    Stranger: u r shit fucker
    You: you uphill gardener!
    You: ahahah
    Stranger: u are an cow-er
    You: your face is SO ugly, it cant even poxy somebodys chav!
    You: LOL!
    Stranger: u pubes shaver
    You: you little divvy dodger ๐Ÿ™‚
    You: grow some bollocks
    You: honestly, youre pretty gormless
    You: LOL!
    Stranger: lol
    Stranger: ur mama is so poor dat she wanked u off and applied ur spank as body lotion
    You: grotty manky minger! xD
    Stranger: grunty bithcy smaker
    You: you nancy naff muppet munter LMAO!
    Stranger: u rofl whiper ass striker
    You: OOOhhh fiesty….pikey my pillock baby ๐Ÿ™‚
    Stranger: ridin red hood periods blood suker
    You: pish plonker! LOL
    Stranger: cinderalla ass washer
    You: youre such a po faced proxy, that you wazzacked his prat! LMFAO!
    You: XD hahahahha
    You: owned!!!!!11
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Bisexual horny m with cam here.
    You: ok
    You: go on
    Stranger: Lets go to msn and screw around ๐Ÿ˜€
    You: ok
    You: go on
    Stranger: cut the bullshit
    You: ok
    You: go on
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: WHO AM I
    Stranger: hey guy
    You: im a girl
    Stranger: you are not
    You: i am not what
    Stranger: girl
    You: what about girl
    Stranger: you are Asian
    You: whats an asian
    Stranger: people from Asia
    You: what are people from asia called
    Stranger: you
    You: what am i
    Stranger: you stupid guy
    You: whoa
    Stranger: country?
    You: uncalled for!
    You: whats a country
    Stranger: your country?
    You: what about it
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: triathlete
    You: trisexual
    Stranger: no just a triathlete
    You: tricycle
    Stranger: u?
    You: triad
    You: triangle
    Stranger: tripod
    You: tripoli
    Stranger: triple
    You: trichome
    Stranger: trifecta
    You: herm.
    Stranger: hat trick
    You: trim
    Stranger: tripe
    Stranger: this is rediculous
    Stranger: how are u?
    You: youre rediculous
    You: im as old as you
    Stranger: oh really?
    You: plus 1 minus 8 divided by 69
    You: yes really
    Stranger: boooooo
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: i started a cult
    Stranger: heyyyy
    Stranger: what about
    You: its a masturbation cult
    You: we jack each other off for hours on end
    You: then play CoD
    You: then put all our cum into a pool
    You: and we each take a pint of jizz home
    Stranger: hmmmmm can join
    You: you have to give me a handjob
    You: and youre in
    Stranger: okayyy souns goood
    You: ok
    You: jack me off
    Stranger: okay
    You: that was nice
    You: youre in
    Stranger: (:
    Stranger: i thought you’d likethat
    Stranger: my turn
    You: our first meeting is next sunday
    You: your turn for what
    You: youre only a pledge
    You: you dont get handjobs yet
    Stranger: fine then
    You: yeah
    Stranger: wheres this meeting
    You: everywhere
    You: yet nowhere
    You: nah its gonna be at Blake’s house this week
    You: he just got 12 chrome dildos
    Stranger: :O
    You: i know ๐Ÿ™‚
    You: so tempting
    Stranger: hes my new best friend
    You: no! he’s mine you queer
    You have disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hey hey hey
    Stranger: hey asl?
    You: no way way
    Stranger: alright alright, fag fag
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: i’m a guy
    You: i’m a girl
    Stranger: hi girl
    Stranger: how old are you?
    You: sorry, i meant i’m a girl fucker
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: asl?
    You: hi
    You: asl?
    Stranger: interested on a girl
    You: interested on a girl
    Stranger: thats what i said
    You: thats what i said
    Stranger: are you a copy person
    You: are you a copy person
    Stranger: oh your so annoying bye
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi ๐Ÿ™‚
    You: hi ๐Ÿ™‚
    Stranger: haha, nice
    You: haha, nice
    Stranger: I LIKE YOUR MOM
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey there sexy
    You: hey there sexy
    Stranger: lol
    You: lol
    Stranger: stop that
    You: stop that
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: yeah?
    Stranger: yeah
    You: so?
    Stranger: wat
    You: give me a topic i’ll improv
    Stranger: uhmm boozy
    You: shit that’s hard
    You: something else
    Stranger: lol haha
    Stranger: uhmmm llamas XD
    You: ok i saw one the other day
    Stranger: rlly/
    You: yeah on the discovery channel
    Stranger: omg! thats awesome!
    You: he was trying to get pass the desert stupid thing
    You: running around
    Stranger: ur calling llamas stupid?
    You: yeah, what do you call something that spits all the time and poops unwillingly
    Stranger: well llamas rock! dont diss the llama!
    You: llamas even look stupid
    You: their eyes face different ways man
    Stranger: so
    You: it’s like text book stupid
    Stranger: lol haha ur so mean to llamas!
    You: well but camels
    You: that’s what i call class
    Stranger: camels suck!
    You: no shit man
    Stranger: lol llamas r way better
    You: man even the double l gets me
    You: why not lama
    You: i mean who decides this shit anyway
    Stranger: lol llamas dont have the thingys no their back!
    You: its like bad typo
    Stranger: so lol
    You: well theyre poor man
    You: look at the camel they carry their own shit
    You: like troopers
    Stranger: lol o rlly now?
    You: ready for action all the time
    Stranger: yeah true but im just sayin llamas r better lol
    Stranger: XD
    You: come the desert they can beat it in a heartbeat
    You: give one reason
    Stranger: why llamas r better?
    You: yeah
    You: hard tiem figuring that out didnt ya
    Stranger: because they spit at people who suck! they probably live longer and at least llamas dont hold it in theyll get a infection
    You: well thatS actually true
    You: ok you win this round
    You: but listen to this
    Stranger: haha yay!
    You: remember conan
    You: the movie
    Stranger: no ive never heard of it before
    You: arnold kicked a llama’s ass in that movie man, knocked it out cold
    You: conan the barbarian, man no shit u never watched it?!
    Stranger: thats not fair tho! it has to stand on all four legs so its a unfair right
    Stranger: lol no ive never seen it
    You: but the thing is huge
    Stranger: so lol its still not fair
    Stranger: XD
    You: i mean ok arnold is a bit of a huge guy himself
    Stranger: yeah true
    You: and he’s mayor now so that’s kinda proves i’m right
    You: or i think he still is, is he?
    Stranger: uhmm idk i dont pay attention to the mayor
    Stranger: lol
    You: he’s fat too
    Stranger: haha yeah true but im not gonna diss arnold
    Stranger: hah
    You: so i think now it’s fair for them to fight, cos arnolds gonna have to stand on all fours soon enough if he puffs uf still
    You: yeah and with that accent, he sure has to spit alot
    You: i think i just realized that maybe arnold’s a bit of llama himself
    Stranger: lmao!!!!!
    Stranger: haha i never looked at him that way he cant be a llama!
    Stranger: he doesnt have all the features…he will look like a mental llama
    You: or a llama retard
    You: shunned from his breed because of his freaky features
    Stranger: haha thats pissin!
    You: shame on the llama’s for giving him a hard time just because he’s so different
    Stranger: haha maybe hes a mean llama thats why thei did taht
    You: you’re good looking here but a freak amongs your own arnold, poor guy
    You: yeah that rings true
    You: a rogue llama
    Stranger: haha
    You: against all odds he suffers the exile and rises as a mayor frm the other end
    You: darth llama himself i might say
    You: he’s closer to them color skinwise too
    Stranger: lmao! hes a darth mental llama who is never gonna fit in!
    Stranger: grr
    You: yeah he can fool the llamas but he cant fool me man
    Stranger: he cant fool me either
    You: i’m on to you arnold, you can shave, you can use mouth plugs but you can’t foll me
    Stranger: haha true dat
    You: he has too many teeth anyways
    You: and his mouth is a bit odd
    You: i think we’re the only ones you knows his secret man you should take care and protect yourself from now on
    Stranger: haha yeah that is true! and he has odly short bushy eyebrows!
    You: llama are everywhere!
    Stranger: lol haha
    Stranger: they are!!!! :O
    You: shit
    Stranger: omg! im scaredd!
    You: don’t be
    You: we have all we need here
    You: to kill the llama you must know the llama
    You: and as of now we are prepared
    Stranger: yess we r
    You: because we know him but arnold, he doesnt know we are aware
    You: im now initiating a secret organization, friend
    You: you and I form now on will be known as llamasters!
    You: he who master the llama
    Stranger: omg! its a honor
    You: you deserve it
    You: go forth and spread the word
    You: and be not scared of the spit
    You: for we wear head gear
    Stranger: lol haha
    You: it’s complamentary
    Stranger: lol rlly now?
    You: i will send you further detais via claod signals and small trained doves
    Stranger: lol alrighty
    You: this meeting is over friend…
    You: good luck on your fight against the four legged beast!
    Stranger: k i think ill be ready
    You: im sure you are
    Stranger: yep yep
    You: good luck
    Stranger: ok i hafta ask… r u a guy or a girl?
    You: i’m a guy mate
    Stranger: cool cool
    You: should i ask you then
    Stranger: lol yeah
    Stranger: im a girl lol
    You: this goes right into your profile
    You: ok then
    You: no matter
    You: we need every able human to fight on our cause
    You: arnold will be beaten
    Stranger: lol yes we do
    Stranger: one day it will be in the news!
    You: don’t forget to tell your friends about us
    Stranger: ok i wont forget
    You: we give coupons every year
    You: ok then i take my leave
    Stranger: rlly? lol
    You: well i guess
    You: i can spend some more time
    You: give me another topic if you will, i will improv again
    You: if you like what i do that is
    Stranger: well i hafta go ๐Ÿ™
    Stranger: which sux
    You: ok then take care it was fun
    Stranger: yeah it was
    You: bye
    Stranger: lol k bibi
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey
    You: fine
    You: you?
    Stranger: asl
    Stranger: good
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: fine, you?
    Stranger: I am 10 years old.
    Stranger: I need a mommy
    You: hahah yea i dont get it either
    Stranger: oh, too bad
    You: its bad isnt it
    You: youre in that?
    You: wow dude
    Stranger: but do you have a daddy?
    You: how do you do it
    You: i cant believe it
    You: i thought she quit?
    You: wow, good for her
    You: i always saw myself as an actor
    You: haha! thanks
    Stranger: **
    You: yea well maybe youll make it too
    Stranger: ^^
    You: idk if you want
    You: you need it?
    You: yea for a little while
    You: ok
    You: what you want for it
    You: nothing man its just for you
    You: wow!
    You: really?
    You: yeah
    You: thanks dude
    Stranger: are you talking to yourself?
    You: ill be careful with it
    You: i trust you ๐Ÿ˜‰
    You: haha thanks man
    You: so where you gonna be tomorrow
    You: you meeting tim at the mall?
    You: yeah i know he’s such an ass sometimes
    You: but whatever he’s family you know?
    You: yeah for sure
    You: what are you guys gonna do
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: do u want cyber sex, im a girl
    Stranger: hey..
    Stranger: are you interesting enoug?
    You: m/f?
    Stranger: i don’t want no webcam and porn site adverts…
    Stranger: M of course…
    Stranger: 22 M
    You: text only.
    Stranger: yeah.. text only..
    You: u start
    Stranger: and only if you make it interesting..
    Stranger: ummm… what are you wearing??
    You: let me lick ur dick then.
    You: is it hard?
    Stranger: you wanna jump the steps?
    Stranger: you gotta make it hard babe…
    You: come on…
    Stranger: tell me smthing abt you..
    You: kick u, fuck u,
    Stranger: you gotta seduce me sweets..
    You: push it into my mouth, stop talking
    Stranger: tht don’t turn me on..
    Stranger: ah..
    Stranger: thr you go..
    Stranger: it’s gonna grow bigger in your mouth…
    Stranger: you feel it growing??
    Stranger: i’m thrusting it all in…
    Stranger: it’s gonna grow huge enough to hit the back of your throat..
    You: eww why does that animal of yours taste like urinary discharge. u dont wash ur dick? off u GO, im biting it off. scream,
    You have disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: do u want cyber sex, im a girl
    Stranger: hey..
    Stranger: are you interesting enoug?
    You: m/f?
    Stranger: i don’t want no webcam and porn site adverts…
    Stranger: M of course…
    Stranger: 22 M
    You: text only
    Stranger: yeah.. text only..
    You: u start
    Stranger: and only if you make it interesting..
    Stranger: ummm… what are you wearing??
    You: let me lick ur dick then.
    You: is it hard?
    Stranger: you wanna jump the steps?
    Stranger: you gotta make it hard babe…
    You: come on…
    Stranger: tell me smthing abt you..
    You: kick u, fuck u,
    Stranger: you gotta seduce me sweets..
    You: push it into my mouth, stop talking
    Stranger: tht don’t turn me on..
    Stranger: ah..
    Stranger: thr you go..
    Stranger: it’s gonna grow bigger in your mouth…
    Stranger: you feel it growing??
    Stranger: i’m thrusting it all in…
    Stranger: it’s gonna grow huge enough to hit the back of your throat..
    You: eww why does that animal of yours taste like urinary discharge. u dont wash ur dick? off u GO, im biting it off. scream,
    You have disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Hello you yummy stranger.
    You: I have a favor to ask of you.
    Stranger: what?
    You: Can you drop off my iPhone I left at your house from Saturday’s party?
    You: If I find out you bought any apps, I will unleash my ninnyhammer on you
    Stranger: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
    You: uphill gardener!
    Stranger: i need more cowbell for this
    You: herpes harvester
    Stranger: mm, be careful. my penis is huge. i may just have to hit you with it.
    You: rectal ranger
    Stranger: and i’m a girl. talk about rare
    You: yeah seriously
    You: i really like me a bitch with a big fat cock
    You: its the whole package ya know?
    Stranger: mine can choke a horse; just sayin’
    You: really?
    You: mine can choke jenna jameson
    You: talk about rare
    Stranger: oh yeah. it’s as long as PVC pipe insulation, and is as big around as a cheese wheel.
    You: oh yeah i wear a tuna can as a jockstrap
    You: its not long just wide and fat
    You: a big juicy chode
    Stranger: i gotta go. have fun trying to choke jenna jameson
    You: wait
    You: can i tell you something
    Stranger: What?
    You: You have AIDS.
    Stranger: SHHHH! It’s a secret!
    You: obviously not
    You: you should get it checked out
    You: like a library book
    You: i know a doctor who’s better than a sore dick
    You: just can’t beat it
    Stranger: Good one, figwart.
    You: fuck you ninnyhammer
    You: you uphill gardening poxy picker!
    You: LOL!
    Stranger: hahahah nice:D asl?
    You: 49 m italy
    You: you?
    Stranger: not talking ot you anymore.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: fine you?
    Stranger: I am good
    You: hi
    Stranger: Yes hi
    You: how are you?
    Stranger: I am good
    You: ask me how i am!
    Stranger: How are you
    You: fine you?
    Stranger: I am good
    You: hi
    Stranger: are you male or female
    You: how are you?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: fine, you?
    Stranger: fine
    Stranger: you
    You: fine, you?
    Stranger: you fine?
    You: yep! you?
    Stranger: yep! you?
    You: yep! you?
    Stranger: “Death To The False Emperor?!”
    You: fine, you?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Hi
    You: i cant believe this!!!
    You: did you hear about what happened
    Stranger: no what?
    You: ok so you know omegle.com right?
    Stranger: Yep
    You: there was this one stranger, who disconnected on somebody else while telling an important story!
    You have disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: good job!
    Stranger: thanks!
    You: you’re officially the most retarded person between the 2 of us!
    You: do you wish to accept your ribbon?
    Stranger: i think not!
    You: so i can keep it?
    Stranger: well if u dont mind i dont hav a speech
    You: Nope, I definitely don’t not mind.
    Stranger: then ill take it!
    You: in the butt?
    Stranger: well! i never!
    You: first anal huh?
    You: its ok its awesome
    You: for both of us ;D
    You: dont worry most nerve endings are in the anus
    Stranger: such rudeness not to be expected from a kind internet stranger!
    You: why not
    You: and if im so kind, how can i be rude
    Stranger: well mayb im just naive bc i assume all internet strangers r kind
    You: does that include you or no?
    Stranger: yes… yes it does!
    You: why did you say “yes” twice in the same sentence
    Stranger: ur a tricky little fucker arnet you?
    You: no
    You: do you think i am?
    You: its all relative, really.
    Stranger: that is the assesment i have made…. yes
    You: you haven’t assessed anything yet.
    You: did you file it with the bureau of assessments?
    You: even if you did, theres a 20 day waiting period
    Stranger: yes i did! and i locked the file cabnet and fed the key to my cat
    You: but theres still 20 days
    You: until it becomes an official assessment
    You: its all politics
    Stranger: well not if ur the keeper of the files, which i am!
    You: but still, you’re a liar for saying you made an assessment
    Stranger: no im not. u common folk just dont understand the complex systems lik this
    You: define common
    Stranger: why! il do nothing of the sort!
    You: what’s a sort
    Stranger: it shall remain an enigma for you, while i shall know!
    You: what’s an enigma
    Stranger: yes, i would expect you to ask. that is now your problem, hahaha good luck sleeping tonight!
    Stranger: wahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    You: how does one really “sleep”?
    You: and is there a such thing as “good” luck?
    You: whats the solution to a problem
    You: how can you expect me to ask
    You: what’s a “wahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!”
    Stranger: omg my dads home! hes gonna beat me! g2g!
    You: ok!
    You: take it in the ass!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: **Disclaimer: Everything I say should be taken literally and 100% serious. Seriously.**
    You: hi
    Stranger: hello
    You: im going to rape you in the ear while you sleep
    Stranger: ok I will take it serious
    You: why
    You: its a joke you creep
    Stranger: what if aI wake up
    You: idk what if you wake up
    Stranger: you must be awful young
    You: you must be awfully immature to play off of my young age and thrust yourself up on the power scale
    You: you are just trying to win your father’s approval
    You: tsk tsk
    You: channeling your energy into other facets of life
    You: yet you are going nowhere
    Stranger: what is your age and sex
    You: just give up young apprentice, just give up
    You: im a 45 year old fat guy eating 89 cent burritos from taco bell while talking on omegle to find friends
    You: you?
    Stranger: I am to smart to talk to you
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: someones gay?
    Stranger: there is alot of gay people
    You: someones gay?
    Stranger: alot of people are
    You: someones gay?
    Stranger: i bey you are
    You: someones gay?
    Stranger: r u?
    You: someones gay?
    Stranger: im sure you are
    You: someones gay?
    Stranger: and
    You: someones gay?
    Stranger: me
    You: someones gay?
    Stranger: i am not
    You: someones gay?
    Stranger: no
    You: someones gay?
    Stranger: sorry
    You: someones gay?
    Stranger: not
    You: someones gay?
    Stranger: sorry
    You: someones gay?
    Stranger: why
    You: someones gay?
    Stranger: how
    You: someones gay?
    Stranger: what?
    You: someones gay?
    Stranger: rally?
    You: someones gay?
    Stranger: no
    You: someones gay?
    Stranger: r u serious
    You: someones ultragay?
    Stranger: you are
    You: someones ultragay?
    Stranger: i know
    You: someones ultragay?
    Stranger: u said so
    You: someones ultragay?
    Stranger: what?
    You: someones ultragay?
    Stranger: no way
    You: someones ultragay?
    Stranger: omg
    You: someones ultragay?
    Stranger: u are
    You: someones ultragay?
    Stranger: i kow
    You: someones ultragay?
    Stranger: yeah
    You: someones ultragay?
    Stranger: really?????
    You: someones ultragay?
    Stranger: u sad that before
    You: someones mega-gay?
    Stranger: no
    You: someones mega-gay?
    Stranger: i cant believe it
    You: someones mega-gay?
    Stranger: when did u come out of the closet
    You: someones mega-gay?
    Stranger: not too long ago
    You: someones mega-gay?
    Stranger: what
    You: someones mega-gay?
    Stranger: r u serious
    You: someones mega-gay?
    Stranger: u have to be
    You: someones mega-gay?
    Stranger: i knew u were
    You: someones mega-gay?
    Stranger: why are you doing this
    You: someones gay?
    Stranger: ????
    You: someones gay?
    Stranger: que?
    You: someones gay?
    Stranger: no comprede
    You: someones gay?
    Stranger: no se
    You: someones gay?
    Stranger: qie
    You: someones gay?
    Stranger: omg
    You: someones gay?
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: way
    You: ]someones gay?
    Stranger: haha
    You: someones gay?
    Stranger: jaja
    You: someones gay?
    Stranger: whait
    You: someones gay?
    Stranger: what???
    You: someones gay?
    Stranger: no
    You: someones gay?
    Stranger: no puede ser
    Stranger: adios
    You: someones king of gays?
    Stranger: thats what they call you
    You: someones king of gays?
    Stranger: u are
    You: someones king of gays?
    Stranger: i know
    You: someones king of gays?
    Stranger: you are
    You: someones king of gays?
    Stranger: omg
    You: someones king of gays?
    Stranger: haha
    You: someones king of gays?
    You: someones king of gays?
    Stranger: haha
    You: someones king of gays?
    Stranger: ok
    You: someones king of gays?
    Stranger: this is
    You: someones king of gays?
    Stranger: gay
    You: someones king of gays?
    Stranger: see you
    You: someones king of gays?
    Stranger: later
    You: someones king of gays?
    Stranger: have
    You: someones king of gays?
    Stranger: a
    You: someones king of gays?
    You: someones king of gays?
    Stranger: great
    You: someones king of gays?
    Stranger: day
    You: someones king of gays?
    Stranger: ok
    You: someones king of gays?
    Stranger: peace
    You: someones king of gays?
    Stranger: bye
    You: someones king of gays?
    You: fag leaving?
    Stranger: adios
    You: fag leaving?
    Stranger: i have homework
    You: fag leaving?
    Stranger: ๐Ÿ™
    You: fag leaving?
    Stranger: it sucks
    You: fag leaving?
    Stranger: i have to
    You: fag leaving?
    Stranger: get it done
    You: fag leaving?
    Stranger: before
    You: fag leaving?
    Stranger: i go out
    You: fag leaving?
    Stranger: see you
    You: fag leaving?
    Stranger: bye
    You: fag leaving?
    Stranger: yes
    You: fag leaving?
    Stranger: sorry
    You: fag leaving?
    Stranger: last time bye
    You: fag leaving?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: someones gay?
    Stranger: not me
    You: someones gay?
    Stranger: nope
    You: someones gay?
    Stranger: maybe you
    You: someones gay?
    Stranger: but not me
    You: someones gay?
    Stranger: you’re a slow typer
    You: someones gay?
    Stranger: naah
    You: someones gay?
    Stranger: stop talking about yourself! damn
    You: someones gay?
    Stranger: SOMEONES GAY? yeah, it’s you actually.
    You: someones gay?
    Stranger: i love gay people
    You: someones gay?
    Stranger: especially you
    You: someones gay?
    Stranger: you’re my favoite
    You: someones gay?
    Stranger: shh don’t tell anyone
    You: someones gay?
    Stranger: okok ill come out of the closet
    You: someones ultragay?
    Stranger: i’m gay!
    You: someones ultragay?
    Stranger: sheesh
    You: someones ultragay?
    Stranger: YES I’M ULTRAGAY
    You: someones ultragay?
    You: someones ultragay?
    Stranger: <3333 you know it.
    You: someones ultragay?
    Stranger: lemme hear you say aah
    You: someones ultragay?
    Stranger: yum
    You: someones ultragay?
    Stranger: YES
    Stranger: GOD DAMN
    You: hahah you said youre gay
    You have disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: i’m not retarded, are you?
    Stranger: yeah duiiii
    You: i’m not retarded, are you?
    Stranger: fml
    You: i’m not retarded, are you?
    Stranger: nop
    You: i’m not retarded, are you?
    Stranger: nbtgkmdccv;lfvtgyucfl;’o[
    Stranger: f’tgp-y[h
    Stranger: f
    You: i’m not retarded, are you?
    Stranger: Ff
    Stranger: tgyh
    Stranger: g
    Stranger: ftujyt
    Stranger: ghjmnuhgfg
    Stranger: nm
    Stranger: tg
    Stranger: yhju
    Stranger: juhytgfgh
    Stranger: yg
    Stranger: tfrg
    Stranger: bhf
    Stranger: gh
    Stranger: gf
    Stranger: fgh
    Stranger: ygtfr
    Stranger: ghg
    Stranger: fd
    Stranger: fgh
    Stranger: f
    Stranger: g
    Stranger: fd
    Stranger: g
    Stranger: vfd
    Stranger: gtf
    Stranger: ed]fd
    Stranger: fd
    Stranger: c
    Stranger: cf
    Stranger: gv
    Stranger: g
    Stranger: v
    Stranger: gg
    Stranger: vg
    Stranger: v
    Stranger: g
    Stranger: vg
    Stranger: v
    Stranger: gv
    Stranger: g
    Stranger: gv
    Stranger: gg
    Stranger: g
    Stranger: g
    Stranger: g
    Stranger: g
    Stranger: g
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    Stranger: g
    Stranger: g
    Stranger: g
    Stranger: g
    Stranger: g
    Stranger: g
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    Stranger: g
    Stranger: g
    Stranger: g
    Stranger: n
    Stranger: n
    Stranger: n
    Stranger: n
    Stranger: n
    Stranger: n
    You: i’m not retarded, are you?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: i heard you suck dick?
    Stranger: yes!
    You: i heard you suck dick?
    Stranger: tasty
    You: i heard you suck dick?
    Stranger: ;jklfsdkf
    You: do you watch pay gorn
    Stranger: gay porn, yeah
    You: no you ninnyhammer
    You: pay gorn
    Stranger: i donno what that is
    You: *facepalm*
    You: you serious
    Stranger: yeah *cowers in corner*
    You: get in the corner delicious stranger
    You: while i seduce you with my zebra fur
    Stranger: yeah, no
    You: why
    Stranger: cos im not a furry
    You: how can you say yeah and no
    You: that contradicts
    You: liar!
    Stranger: i understand
    Stranger: fuck off
    You: wanna watch?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey.
    You: ur fuckin cool
    Stranger: i know, thanks.
    You: sayin “hey” like you own the place
    You: who the FUCK do you think you are
    You: honestly
    You: anywho
    You: don’t worry how my wrist got so freeze, tell ya girl like doritos thats nacho cheese
    Stranger: nice.
    Stranger: well, bye.
    You: i agree
    You: no
    You: wait
    You: let’s chat
    You: so? how’s the wife
    You: i havent seen you in ages
    Stranger: great.. i know, what have you been up too?
    You: since the last BBQ that your dad shot a squirrel with your bb gun
    You: nothing much, nothing much
    You: just work you know
    You: porn has gotten big nowadays
    You: work has become so much of a hassle
    Stranger: but honestly, gotta go. dont want to waste any time on you, you know?
    You: no
    You: wait
    You: why
    You: ๐Ÿ™
    You: i thought we had something
    Stranger: your probably like 14 dude..
    You: i love you
    You: please dont leave me
    You: im 17
    You: and all alone
    Stranger: you’ll live.
    You: no
    You: i just died
    Stranger: im sorry.
    You: *death*
    Stranger: nicee. well cyaaa.
    You: no worries i ressurrected myself
    You: now we can talk!
    You: where are you from
    Stranger: lol. really?
    Stranger: michigan.. you?
    You: no shit
    You: illinois
    Stranger: nicee.
    You: illini>wolverines ๐Ÿ˜›
    You: and spartans
    You: and lions
    You: bears much better
    Stranger: well im not a michigan fan.. so it’s alright.
    You: oh well thats good
    You: k i gotta go
    You have disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: sippin sizzurp
    Stranger: heyy
    You: y’dig
    You: sheeeeeeet wazz up gurl
    You: how u bee
    Stranger: nuthin babe im great
    You: i have a boner
    Stranger: oo i know what to do with that ๐Ÿ˜‰
    Stranger: how big?
    You: like 3 cm
    Stranger: dayummm thats huge!
    You: i know
    You: thx babyyy
    Stranger: ill put it in a lawnmover
    You: whyyy
    Stranger: ๐Ÿ˜‰
    You: ๐Ÿ˜‰
    You: that’s hot
    Stranger: its hawt
    You: nice
    You: you get me babe
    Stranger: when you’re bleeding all over the place
    You: you really understand me
    You: mmmmm
    You: blood sacrifice
    Stranger: fuck yeah
    You: fuck yeah babe
    You: cut off my balls
    You: mmmmm
    Stranger: then ill feed it to you
    You: OMG
    You: I JUST CAME
    Stranger: FUCKKK YEAH
    You: hellz yeah
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hello
    You: dino dino dino saur
    Stranger: dude or bitch/
    You: whore
    You: or skank
    You: or slut
    You: whichever you prefer to call me
    Stranger: shit
    Stranger: you know life is big shit
    You: yup. ive yet to see bigger shit
    Stranger: my shit?
    Stranger: or your bf shit?
    You: i have bf shit? aha
    Stranger: im talkin about penis babe
    You: bahaha
    Stranger: asl?
    You: well you know what they say about size vs. ego
    Stranger: HOT
    Stranger: so asl?
    Stranger: asl?
    Stranger: need to know if you can be my babe
    You: lmao 16 skank australia
    You: im no ones babe
    You: aha
    Stranger: sweet
    You: you?
    Stranger: 18 male australia no joke im surprised
    You: serious? aha
    You: what state?
    Stranger: yup
    Stranger: your state is my stae
    Stranger: state
    Stranger: i mean
    You: sure thing
    You: my house then? aha
    Stranger: yeah
    Stranger: if you want to
    You: lmao
    Stranger: you make make me fall for you
    You: haha well there’s nothing to catch you so watch out
    Stranger: are you hot
    You: i’m smoking lmao
    Stranger: to tell you the truth
    You: hm?
    Stranger: im an emo
    You: haha great for you
    Stranger: you make bleed
    Stranger: i love you
    You: now we’re onto crazy shit huh? lmao
    Stranger: think of me and ill think of you
    You: haha
    Stranger: LMFAO
    Stranger: hey i think youre beautiful
    You: haha just personality-wise?
    Stranger: just like the stars in the sky
    You: haha aw how sweet
    Stranger: what do you mean?
    Stranger: thank you
    You: well you have no idea what i look like hey?
    You: lmao
    Stranger: i think youre perfect
    Stranger: not kidding
    Stranger: not telling you this to like
    Stranger: me
    Stranger: this is how i feel
    You: haha you might not be kidding, though you might just not know what you’re saying ๐Ÿ˜‰
    Stranger: with you its different
    Stranger: though i cant see you
    You: haha
    You: i’m not the only girl out here that will make you feel this way ๐Ÿ˜‰
    Stranger: dont you feel the same way
    Stranger: im weirded out really
    Stranger: but
    Stranger: i like you
    You: haha great
    You: well theres a difference when you say like ๐Ÿ˜›
    Stranger: oh youre a nice girl
    Stranger: a sweet girl
    You: haha thanks
    Stranger: make sure youre bf not gonna hurt you
    Stranger: or else ill hurt him
    You: lmao
    You: xD
    Stranger: i can see from the way you talk that youre a nice person
    Stranger: youre the longestperson i ever talk with
    You: haha really?
    Stranger: wait my sisters comin
    You: lmao okay
    Stranger: im back
    You: welcome back xD
    Stranger: wait
    You: hm?
    Stranger: sorry
    Stranger: im so sorry
    You: for what?
    Stranger: my siter kept on comin
    Stranger: back
    You: haha no worries its fine
    You: xD
    Stranger: its weirdyoure not askin me questions
    You: haha what questions should i be asking? ๐Ÿ˜›
    Stranger: i dont know
    Stranger: usually girls would ask you stuff
    Stranger: but i like you
    Stranger: youre different
    You: lmao haha yea im not the same as anyone xD
    You: well hopefully im not o.o
    Stranger: hey am i makin you fall in love
    You: i dont fall in love within minutes haha
    Stranger: for such things
    Stranger: i am sayin
    Stranger: oh i see
    You: ๐Ÿ˜›
    Stranger: i thought i was
    Stranger: cause thats what im tryin to do
    You: haha
    Stranger: i really like you
    You: well no kidding i like this conversation and all
    You: that doesnt mean im in love haha
    Stranger: i never felt this way before
    Stranger: so i guess this is goodbye
    You: are you pulling my leg? o.O
    You: why’s it goodbye? O_o
    Stranger: because this conversatiion is going to be nothing after all
    Stranger: okay
    You: no way silly
    Stranger: so good bye
    You: hey hold on
    You: you dont just leave me that quick
    You: haha
    Stranger: saying that means you like me back
    You: course i like you haha
    Stranger: really?
    Stranger: by like do you mean love?
    Stranger: i hope so
    You: no
    You: you dont love that quick
    Stranger: maybe when we graduate
    Stranger: ill come to your castle
    Stranger: and rescue you
    You: hahaha wait wait
    Stranger: so we can be together
    You: i dont have a castle haha
    Stranger: think of us as a fairytale
    You: lmao
    Stranger: that way you have a castle
    You: hey hold on listen to me for a sec
    Stranger: okay
    You: make friends before love
    You: that make sense to you? ๐Ÿ˜›
    Stranger: what do you mean
    You: well
    You: you should be friends before anything like love happens
    Stranger: hey this isthe longest conversation i have ever had
    Stranger: in this omegle thing
    You: haha great
    Stranger: i know you might be scared
    You: i’m not scared o.O
    Stranger: but can you show me your picturre
    Stranger: i like to think of you
    Stranger: im not scammer
    Stranger: or stalker
    You: lmao
    Stranger: i wont hurt you
    You: how about you show me your picture?
    Stranger: im tellin the truth
    Stranger: please believe me
    Stranger: ive never felt the same way before really
    You: lol
    Stranger: okay ill show you
    You: theres other girls out there that will make you feel the same way
    Stranger: but will you show me yours
    You: lol maybe
    You: how am i gunna show you anyway though?
    Stranger: wait
    You: hm?
    Stranger: okay
    Stranger: o have to go
    Stranger: I LOVE YOU
    You: haha
    Stranger: REMEMBER THAT
    You: bye then nice meeting you
    You: haha alright
    Stranger: YOU TOO
    You: have a good life ๐Ÿ˜‰
    You: hope you find a good girl to love ๐Ÿ˜›
    Stranger: IT HURTS ME
    You: o.O
    Stranger: OKAY
    You: lol
    You: bye then ๐Ÿ™‚ take care
    You: haha
    Stranger: I LOVE YOU………..
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: Im soo horny.
    Stranger: asl
    You: 18 f California
    Stranger: 22 male missouri
    You: nice ๐Ÿ˜‰
    Stranger: well lets do it
    You: Ok
    You: I take my rhino out of his cage.
    You: It stomps twice to show that this is his territory.
    Stranger: \ok
    You: It charges.
    You: You are flung into a nearby tree
    You: Critical hit!
    You: -7 HP
    You: Turned on yet?
    Stranger: no not yet
    Stranger: i need
    You: Hmm..
    Stranger: somethin better
    You: My Rhino returns to me.
    Stranger: like get me horny
    You: I feed it Potion of the Goat
    Stranger: talk 2 me horny
    You: +5 attack
    You: It charges again.
    You: Critical hit!
    You: -15 HP
    You: You have been impaled with my Rhinos horn.
    You: My Rhino returns to me,
    Stranger: i dnt get it
    You: you are lifeless.
    You: Wow that was so hot.
    You: Thanks.
    You: I really needed that.
    Stranger: lets get it down
    Stranger: plz
    You: Mmm i dont think I can anymore.
    You: After that,
    You: im just so exhausted.
    Stranger: come on
    Stranger: hey my cousin
    Stranger: wants 2 kno
    Stranger: if u can give him some
    You: My Rhino is pretty warn out..
    You: but I can ask..
    You: My Rhino awakens.
    You: He says he will do what he can.
    You: My Rhino charges your cousin.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hi
    Stranger: hi
    You: YOU
    Stranger: me?
    You: yes YOU
    Stranger: hello
    Stranger: what do you want?

    You: dont you DARE say hello to m
    You: e
    You: you pesent
    You: how DARE you talk like that to me
    Stranger: so what do you want me to say?
    Stranger: who are you?
    Stranger: haha
    You: i am the queen
    Stranger: of?
    You: show some respect
    You: of EVERYTHING
    Stranger: haha
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: respect
    You: thats more like it
    Stranger: bueno
    You: bueno yourself
    Stranger: thanks
    You: no problemo chump
    Stranger: you chump!
    Stranger: queen of the chump
    You: and im allowed to call you a chump becuase im the queen of EVERYTHING but chumos
    You: chumps
    Stranger: i don’t think so
    Stranger: you’re a chump
    You: :O
    You: how DARE you talk to me like that
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hi
    You: wanna be my friend?
    Stranger: already am
    You: ok good .
    Stranger: cool
    You: how are you best friend?
    Stranger: im fine and u best friend?
    You: im good . thanks for asking buddy.
    Stranger: oh no problem

  • You: ih
    Stranger: hi
    You: are you how
    Stranger: do you speak english?…
    You: english i speak
    Stranger: what nationality are you?
    You: Netherlands from im
    Stranger: ew, wtf.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: money over bitches.
    Stranger: fuck bitches get money
    You: truth
    Stranger: preach
    You have disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: wanna play pokemon
    Stranger: yes
    You: ok!
    You: i choose a level 63 marowak!
    You: no!
    You: i switched
    Stranger: !!
    You: to a level 5 magikarp!
    Stranger: Then I will use
    You: he uses *splash*
    You: this attack has no effect
    You: ha!
    Stranger: A magikard as well
    You: -0 HP!
    Stranger: SPLAH BATTLE
    You: *splash*
    Stranger: *SPLASH
    You: *splash*
    Stranger: *splash*
    You: *splash*
    Stranger: *splash*
    You: *splash*
    Stranger: *splash*
    You: *SPLASH!*
    Stranger: You win
    You: mice!
    You: what do i win!
    Stranger: A RARE CANDY
    You: *magikarp +1 level*
    You: yipee!
    You: neato!
    You: gee willikers!
    Stranger: !!!
    You: my magikarp just learned a new move!
    Stranger: WHAT IS IT
    You: New Move-Splash!
    You: yay!
    Stranger: Yay
    You: now i can beat you
    Stranger: again
    You: i choose magikarp!
    You: level 6!
    Stranger: Oh no
    You: oh yeah.
    Stranger: I choose KAKUNA
    Stranger: Use Harden!
    You: OOOOOH!
    You: *splash*
    Stranger: *harden*
    You: your defense is lowered -1!
    You: aw you used harden
    You: your defense is raised +1
    You: *splash*
    Stranger: I only know harden
    You: your defense is lowered -1!
    Stranger: ๐Ÿ™
    You: your turn
    Stranger: My harden is out of PP!
    You: here-
    You: PP UP
    Stranger: *harden
    You: your defense is raised +1
    You: *splash*
    You: your defense is lowered -1!
    You: aha!
    Stranger: *self destruct*
    You: what now
    Stranger: BOON
    You: are you dead?
    Stranger: M
    Stranger: yes
    You: you mean boom.
    You: not boonm
    You: wait
    You: is my cock a kakuna since all it knows is harden…?
    Stranger: MY GOD
    Stranger: It must be
    You: whoa!
    You: weird!
    Stranger: mine too !

    You: im a genius!
    You: lets rub cocks!
    Stranger: Does it know STRING SHOT
    You: (NO HOMO)
    You: nah man
    You: it knows splash
    You: and solarbeam
    Stranger: Huzzah
    You: chyeah
    You: cockfight
    You: ready?
    You: GO!
    You: *cock*
    Stranger: OKAY
    Stranger: *cock*
    You: tie
    Stranger: ohoho
    You: we tied up our cocks
    You: no homo
    Stranger: no homo indeed
    You: my balls just learned a new move!
    Stranger: What is it!?
    You: uhh
    You: you really wanna know
    You: once you know i have to use it against you
    Stranger: I must know
    You: ok
    You: they learned metronome!
    Stranger: !!!
    You: yeah!
    Stranger: I dont stand a chance ๐Ÿ™
    You: my cock used *harden*
    Stranger: I only know harden and string shot
    You: o noez!
    You: my balls are using hydro pump!
    You: look out!
    Stranger: *dodges*
    You: phew
    You: good one bruh
    You: that was close
    Stranger: almost hit me
    You: you were an asian dick away from being hit
    Stranger: rofl
    You: *wipes sweat from forehead and says phew*
    You: anyway
    You: wanna play yu gi oh
    You: thats what the real ballers play
    Stranger: does that involve dicks too
    You: you wanna be a real baller?
    You: gosh!
    You: are you gay or something?
    Stranger: I want to be a baller
    You: damn you are a baller
    You: youre gangster for saying you wanna suck on ballers
    You: *be a baller
    You: rofl
    You: anyway
    Stranger: oh god
    You: i choose yu gi
    You: no homo
    Stranger: I choooooose
    You: YOU!
    You: sorry im getting sucked in
    You: haha sucked
    You: like a penis
    Stranger: lolololol
    You: lolol
    You: yo bro
    You: ever get a z-job?
    Stranger: a what?
    You: a z-job
    Stranger: I dont know what that is >.>
    You: ah forget it…if you dont know what it is you cant afford it
    Stranger: ๐Ÿ™
    You: rofl
    You: peace bro no homo
    You have disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: ur lame
    Stranger: you are
    You: somebodys gay?
    Stranger: you are
    You: somebodys gay?
    Stranger: yea
    You: somebodys gay?
    Stranger: yea
    You: haha fag!
    You: anyway what up
    Stranger: that was retarded
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: i smoke weed
    Stranger: yeah bye
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: bonjour
    Stranger: am looking for a female 2 talk 2
    You: same
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • Stranger: RON?
    You: HARRY!?
    Stranger: I FOUND YOU AT LAST!
    You: FINALLY!!
    Stranger: ๐Ÿ˜€
    You: Ive been so lost without you Harry.
    Stranger: as have i ronald. as have i.
    Stranger: i was worried terrible the death eaters had got you.
    Stranger: that you were lost forever.
    Stranger: </3
    You: I was worried the he who must not be named got his sweet revenge after all of these years
    Stranger: i know. its a great fear i have. do worry. im strong.
    You: I have faith in you.
    Stranger: good. its all you will need.
    You: how are things going with Snape, I know how he likes to ride your ass, jealous bastard.
    Stranger: not so well im afraid. last time was rather painful. needed serious medical attention.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Hello, and welcome to the Jomegle Communications Platform.
    Stranger: Please enter your username.
    You: me jack off now?
    Stranger: *** Your username must not contain any spaces (‘ ‘).
    Stranger: Try again.
    You: me jack off now?
    Stranger: *** Your username must not contain any spaces (‘ ‘).
    Stranger: Try again.
    You: mejackoffnow
    Stranger: *** You are now known as mejackoffnow
    Stranger: You’re almost set! Please answer the following question:
    Stranger: Twenty minus seven equals ?
    You: uh 13
    Stranger: That is incorrect. Try another.
    Stranger: 87, forty, fifty nine, 63, 96 or thirty four: which of these is the largest?
    You: my cock
    Stranger: That is incorrect. Try another.
    Stranger: The list Linda, Brian, face and chin contains how many body parts?
    You: including brians cock, 3
    Stranger: That is incorrect. Try another.
    Stranger: What is Thomas’ name?
    You: Sarah
    Stranger: That is incorrect. Goodbye!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: 8======================================================D
    Stranger: …
    You: …
    Stranger: U r gay
    You: You’re gayer for talking to me then aren’t you?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey im a horny grl who wants someone to talk dirty to me ๐Ÿ˜‰
    You: i love you
    Stranger: ummm
    You: oh you said dirty
    You: ok
    You: so im washing your laundry, and i DONT use tide stain remover
    You: oooh sexy
    You: this is getting hot
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: asl
    You: i love you
    Stranger: aww me tooo
    Stranger: asl?
    You: 17 m usa
    You: u?
    Stranger: 16 f usa
    You: good i was worried saying i love you could be gay
    Stranger: wanna talk dirty?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

    You: sure
    You: so im washing laundry, and i DONT use tide stain remover
    You: ohhh this is getting hot
    You: your turn
    You: go
    You: im getting turned off
    You: go
    Stranger: i rub my vagina on ur clothes making them increasingly more dirty
    You: i dont like dirty vaginas
    You: thats repulsive
    You: my penis just threw up
    You: you dont know how to talk dirty do you
    You: this is really lame
    You: leave now
    Stranger: ummm i believe u started by talking about TIDE
    Stranger: i wasnt given much to work with hoebag
    You: clitfaced chodebucket!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: i love you
    Stranger: asl
    You: i/love/you
    You: you?
    Stranger: 15m us
    You: yes!
    You: a boy
    You: heehehe
    Stranger: asl?
    You: 41 m canada
    Stranger: you freak
    You: why
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: i lost the game
    Your conversational partner has disconnected

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: asl
    You: so this one time i painted a squirrel
    Stranger: k asl
    You: whats asl
    Stranger: age sex location
    You: 17 and i like to fuck in hotels
    Stranger: me 2
    You: you know..that reminds me about that time i painted a squirrel
    Stranger: did u fuck a squirrel in a hotel
    You: NO! what do you think im a freak?!?
    You: i painted it first ๐Ÿ˜€
    Stranger: yeah
    You: yeah?
    Stranger: did it like it’
    You: wanna watch squirrel porn with me
    Stranger: yes
    Stranger: how did u know
    You: the best is alvin and the chipmunks squirrel anal bangers XXX DVD #9
    Stranger: do u have a squirrrl costum
    You: ever seen it?
    You: yes i do
    Stranger: no
    You: aw
    You: ur missing out
    You: i saw it in 3D
    You: well it was in person..or should i saw in squirrel!!!
    You: *say
    Stranger: i have 1 u want to fuck with in a hotel with them on
    You: painted of course?
    Stranger: no
    You: fag!
    Stranger: jdklgjsdolfk diopfj klbn d fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu fucccckk uuuuuuuuuuuuu
    You: you realize im a man right
    Stranger: jkfhsdkl nfvherjfjsklfjsdlfdfjlsdkfj lsdkfj ioejhfonvcnsdk nhwefjkljfkojf hng jjjj
    Stranger: man vagina
    You: mangina
    Stranger: pussy
    You: *you
    Stranger: jhkdf gkogdfjk dfjkg no u
    You: im a pussy?
    Stranger: nhjk jgjkdf
    Stranger: yep and u fight like 1 2
    You: you are what you eat you chodebucket ๐Ÿ˜€
    You: that means you eat buckets of chodes^
    You: and you also fight like one
    Stranger: no really dumb ass
    You: *you
    Stranger: dumb ass fucking bitch
    You: *you
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: cybersex?m 19 usa asl?
    You: *cockslap*
    Stranger: ouch
    You: *cockslap*
    Stranger: ouch
    You: *cockslap*
    Stranger: stop
    You: *cockslap*
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: OK I WONT
    Stranger: Having sex with this hot chick
    You: ooh i like lesbians
    You: wanna fuck?
    Stranger: R u a guy!
    You: no youre a girl
    Stranger: R u a girl
    You: no youre a girl
    Stranger: No I’m not
    You: yeah
    You: then why did i just fuck you
    You: *fuck*
    You: that makes you gay
    Stranger: No it doesn’t
    You: yeah it does
    You: how DOESNT it
    Stranger: Your probably a pedophile
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: YOUR LATE
    Stranger: Am I ?
    You: yes
    You: you said you’d be on time
    Stranger: I Apologiz…
    You: how many times have I told you about this
    You: I forgive you.
    You: You got the boxes?
    Stranger: Thanks ๐Ÿ™‚
    Stranger: I Do..
    You: I’m gonna need those boxes.
    Stranger: Right..
    You: They contain ultra spy info I need by tuesday.
    Stranger: rRight.Ill ake sure And get Them to You By Tuesday..
    You: Thanks. Make sure theres no frogs in them this time.
    Stranger: Haha Yeah sorry about that last time..
    You: I couldn’t belive my eyes when I opened that box. That frog spewed right in my eye.
    Stranger: Realy :O
    Stranger: Sorry …
    Stranger: Wont happen again..
    You: I had to get some eyedrops. Then I met a man named carl and he lent me a tissue and everything was fine.
    Stranger: Carl..?
    You: Carl the gorilla man
    Stranger: I know Him Well ๐Ÿ˜‰
    You: He’s a reasonable man, a bit tall but whatever.
    Stranger: Yeah I know..Its odd..
    You: He always turns up when you least expect it
    Stranger: I know..
    Stranger: Hes sneaky Like That Man From mr Deed.s
    You: Yeah…he scares me a bit. I fear him. And his pet hyena.
    Stranger: His Pet hyena Is Very Frightful..
    You: It bit me once. I had to be badgaed up and I looked like a zombie mummy type thing.
    Stranger: Oh Sounds Bad..
    You: Oh it was. I’ll never forget that day.
    Stranger: I’ll Never forget The Day I Met Carl..
    You: Me neither. He turned up in a red lorry the first time I saw him. Then we drove off into the sunset while eating peanut butter on toast.
    Stranger: Yes..He Alwyas talks About Peanut Butter ?
    You: I think he has a fetish for it.
    Stranger: He also Has a Foot fetish I belive..
    You: Yes…he’s strange like that.
    You: Soooooo….I have to go and water my turtle now…but it has been a pleasure speaking to you …person.
    Stranger: It has also Been a leasuer Speaking to You ..Person..
    You: Say hi to carl for me.
    Stranger: I must Go meet Carl ๐Ÿ™‚
    Stranger: I Shall..
    You: Lol see ya.
    Stranger: Byee :L
    You have disconnected.

  • You: are u a wizard
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: are you?
    You: yes i am a wizard of how is that suck ass school called
    You: eh….. hogwarts
    You: yeah from hogwarts
    You: do you belief me
    Stranger: no. you cant be from hogwarts because its school there atm and no electricity works there.
    Stranger: ๐Ÿ˜›
    You: but its magic electricy
    You: i think
    Stranger: of coooourse…
    Stranger: youre rather from pigfarts.
    You: ๐Ÿ˜ฎ how do you know you found myu throught identity
    Stranger: thats because im batman
    You: Batmam prove it
    You: where that pedo kidd robin
    Stranger: im the new batman, not the old 20th century batman.
    Stranger: im the cool new one.
    Stranger: i need no robin
    You: i like the old one he was my buddy
    You: the knew one bullies me on school
    Stranger: ooooh… then youre the nerd i bully when im bored
    Stranger: ?
    You: im not the nerd im the cool one
    You: i can prove it
    You: i always have my calculator with me
    You: you see al cool kids have that
    Stranger: ooh, ok.
    Stranger: so youre the cool nerd.
    Stranger: sry.
    You: its oke i dont care but my calculator is made
    You: in secret he is a transformer
    You: and he wants to kick some ass
    Stranger: not mine.
    You: to late he is already flying towards your house
    Stranger: NO!
    Stranger: welll… ill have to get my army of bumblebees then.
    Stranger: they will kill him.
    You: what that really sucks
    You: eh….. then i have eh…..
    You: my toilet transformer
    You: and he will also kick some ass
    Stranger: my teddy bear will eat him
    You: youre wright you wine
    You: win
    You: do you want a ribbon
    You: or a cookie
    You: you can choose
    Stranger: of course a cookie
    Stranger: what should i do with a ribbon?
    You: yeah i ate the cookies
    You: we only have ribbons
    Stranger: then i want a ribbon
    Stranger: they taste not bad either
    You: i also ate the ribbons i was really hungry
    Stranger: kinda salty
    You: i know
    Stranger: yeah i understand
    Stranger: good.
    Stranger: well.
    Stranger: then my bumblebees will kill you too.
    You: what….
    You: they wil never find the box i live in
    You: I am in secret a hobo wizard
    Stranger: my teddybear has a GPS navigation system
    Stranger: he will find you
    Stranger: and then he will eat all your fingers.
    Stranger: one after another
    Stranger: and then he will destroy your home and kill your family
    You: what my family nooooo not my family of cookies
    You: eat my fingers eat my cereal box but not my cookies
    Stranger: okay.
    Stranger: ill eat both.
    Stranger: and then my bumblebees eat your eyes
    Stranger: so you dont see when i also eat your cookies
    Stranger: haha!
    You: hehehe luckily you dont know the cookies are poisend
    Stranger: oh man…
    You: shit i just told you
    Stranger: i die.
    Stranger: please.
    Stranger: aaaah.
    Stranger: i die
    You: wai
    Stranger: oh.
    Stranger: these cookies
    Stranger: aaaaah!
    You: i have a cure
    Stranger: give it!
    Stranger: pleeeeeeease!
    You: o wait sorry just ate was hungry
    Stranger: maaan.
    Stranger: no ill die.
    Stranger: before i die
    Stranger: i have to shut down my pc
    Stranger: so bye
    You: you can use my cereal box as a grave stone
    You: by

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: hey
    Stranger: asl
    You: 25 female thailand
    Stranger: cool
    Stranger: wanna trade pics
    You: i sad
    Stranger: y
    You: tongpo, he rape me
    Stranger: you ok
    You: i very sad
    You: knocksucow is going to kick his ass
    Stranger: he better
    You: now kiki even too
    Stranger: can i see wat you look like
    You: no

  • hahahahahahahaha i made this epic by being dull

    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Hey babe!
    You: hi
    You: asl
    Stranger: 17 f us
    Stranger: You?
    You: 16 m canada
    Stranger: Cool.
    Stranger: So
    Stranger: whats up?
    You: nm u?
    Stranger: Nothing really, just bored and looking for something to do
    You: ya
    You: it is late lol
    Stranger: ๐Ÿ˜‰
    You: ๐Ÿ™‚
    You: so
    Stranger: SOO
    Stranger: Haha
    Stranger: what do you wanna do?
    You: cant do much on this text thing
    You: only type lol
    Stranger: yup…:)
    You: so wut do we do
    You: all u can really do is talk
    Stranger: Well cutie what do you want to talk about? Haha
    You: uhmm
    You: lol
    You: idk really

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: heyyyyyyo
    Stranger: hiii (:
    You: asl?
    Stranger: 19 f usa
    You: whats up baby gurl im 20 m us where you at in the states
    Stranger: Pennsylvania.
    You: PA is for pussies no homo
    Stranger: hahaha
    Stranger: where are you from?
    You: Colorado
    You: whachu know bout that
    Stranger: hahaha…interesting.
    You: so you get into freaky role play on here or what?
    Stranger: eh, i do like cyber and stuff on here sometimes.
    You: just winderin im kinda new to this random convo thing
    You: so what is ur ideal man
    Stranger: outgoing. funny. caring. friendly. have stuff in common. just really awesome. haha.
    You: damn id go gay for that dude no joke
    Stranger: hahahaha
    You: hehe
    You: no but thats cool what PA like i havent made it anyfarther east than like kansas
    Stranger: it’s alright, it’s been super hot lately…like ridiculous. hahaha.
    You: it just snowed here this week and the mountains are covered you gotta loove the us
    Stranger: ohhh for sure. i’ve never been out that far…the farthest west i’ve been is Missouri.
    You: well we both sound like we are pretty isolated then id say
    Stranger: lol i guess so!
    Stranger: we need to get out more ๐Ÿ˜›
    You: i hear that
    You: so are you in college or just chillin
    Stranger: collllllege.
    Stranger: but i’m home for the summer.
    You: o ok thats cool what are you studyin?
    Stranger: i’m just general right now. haven’t picked one.
    You: thats cool choosin a major is definetly something you dant wanna rush
    You: serious life decision and all that
    Stranger: yeah, definitely.
    You: well what do you like to do
    Stranger: hang out with friends, go to concerts, listen to music, drive around, just have fun in any way (: you
    You: same whats ur favorite music song band genre whatever
    Stranger: i love rock type stuff. hardcore. indie. acoustic. and some rap and pop. my favorite bands right now are Say Anything and As Cities Burn.
    You: hmm never heard of either of them so i guess they must be good
    Stranger: they’re good. they just aren’t hugely popular and all over the radio.
    You: thats what i mean most of the radio is garbage and it usually the bands nobody hears about that are acutually talented
    Stranger: mmhmm (:
    Stranger: what’s your favorite…genre, band, whatever.
    You: i like a lot of stuff defiently not a country fan
    You: at the moment ive been exploring the moody blues but i usually blast some dre or neil young or rolling stones or matisyahu or all sorts of stuff reggea, rock rap, elcectronic, classic shit and anything my ear likes
    Stranger: that’s really cool (:
    You: not that i only have one
    You: alright you dont have to answer this question if you dont like but whats your wildest fantasy
    Stranger: haha, i really wanna have sex on a beach. horribly. it’s kinda ridiculous.
    You: shit we all do
    Stranger: hahahah i guess so.
    You: like what is sexier than gettin down on a beach feelin the sand and each other
    Stranger: very true.
    You: you should major in sexology
    You: i dont even think its a real word bu o wel
    Stranger: hahahaha, that would be interesting. and your homework assignment…to have sex. yes. please.
    You: damn id be down to help you study
    Stranger: hahaha. good (;
    Stranger: i’m really horny right now…maybe we shouldn’t be talking about this. hahaha ๐Ÿ˜›
    You: try being a guy is like the switch is always in the on position from like 17 to 22
    You: loll
    Stranger: hahahaha.
    Stranger: i’ve been hornier than usual lately. hahahaha.
    You: ?and why is that
    Stranger: lack of sex life right now. haha.
    You: well you gotta realse ur energy somewhere
    Stranger: hahaha..let’s just masturbation has become a good friend in the past week. hahaha.
    You: oooo o are you a squirter???
    Stranger: hahaha, yes.
    You: shitttttt
    You: tttttt
    You: ttttttt
    Stranger: is that good or bad? lol
    You: sexiest thing i could imagine
    You: girks who squirt just seem to have really intense orgasms and way more fun fuckin
    Stranger: (;
    You: damn you sound sexy
    Stranger: 5’7″….brown hair…blue eyes…not super skinny but not fat just average….42C chest. holllllaaa(; hahaha
    You: mmm
    You: id be on that like a hobo on a ham sandwich
    Stranger: lol. what do you look like?
    You: im 6’1″ brown shaggy hair pretty athletic and you know i got the goods
    Stranger: mmm sounds hot (; i’d love for that to be on me (; hahaha
    You: i garuntte i could get you off with one finger
    Stranger: sexy (;
    You: are you gettin wet cuz im pretty damn excited
    Stranger: i am extremely wet. hahaha.
    You: damn were just two freaks trying to get by
    Stranger: haha guess so (;
    You: i dont really wanna roleplay but im down from some dirty talk cuz im soooo horny
    Stranger: i’m down (;
    You: what are you imagining right now?
    Stranger: you eating me out.
    You: mmmm you taste like sweet fruit
    Stranger: mmmm. it feels so good (;
    You: i want to grind with you so bad
    Stranger: hehe. i want to fuck you horribly. horribly. hahaha…and by horribly…i mean HORRIBLY. hahaha.
    You: ooooo i want to get deep inside you and explore your body
    Stranger: mmmmm.
    You: i think i just jizzed in my pants
    Stranger: hahaha. (;
    You: sorry i try to keep it sexy but i cant help it sometime
    You: but for real i just want to caress you body
    Stranger: haha, i wouldn’t mind it
    You: you do anal?
    Stranger: no, i’ve never tried.
    You: curious or not cool?
    Stranger: i haven’t decided yet. haha
    You: well i would bevery gentle and let you get ontop so you can control
    Stranger: i have a feeling that i’d be pretty attracted to you, so i’d be like lets just fucking do it. hahaha
    You: o baby i would really give it to you
    Stranger: hehe, maybe i like it rough (;
    You: uhh oo
    You: i love good girls who are just straight up naughty
    Stranger: hehe (; …how does this sound?…i straddle your stomach and use your hand to rub my clit….and when i cum all over your hand and stomach and lick it off? (;
    You: speechless
    You: i wanna feel you soft lips around my raging dick right now so bad
    Stranger: hehe. i would love to ride you, or suck you, or give you a handjob, whatever (;
    You: i want to give you multiples for hours on end
    Stranger: mmmm so hot. (;
    Stranger: when you’re eating me out, i’d grab your hair, and push your face into it because it feels amazing.
    You: ooooooooooooooo o o oooo
    You: fuck yeah
    You: i want to slap your ass and pound you dripping cunt
    Stranger: mmm sexy (; ….can you get in my bed NOW? hehe
    You: shit i already am you better be
    You: haha
    Stranger: it sounds like we’d have a pretty naughty time (;
    You: i think our sexual energies are just perfectly aligned or something
    Stranger: hahaha, i know right?!
    You: im just imaging us 69ing while you squirt in my face
    Stranger: mmm. and when you cum, i would love to swallow it (;
    You: ive got a hot load waiting for you
    Stranger: mmmmm i’d love to take it.
    You: god dAMN
    You: i wanna slap your clit with my balls
    Stranger: mmmm that would feel amazing.
    You: i love the way your pussy squeezes my dick when you squirt
    Stranger: hehehe. i love your dick inside of me. it feels amazing.
    You: call me daddy and tell me how bad you want it
    Stranger: mmm daddy, i want it so fucking bad, i want you to fuck me hard. (;
    You: baby you got my dick so swollen it looks like a bee just stung it
    You: are you goin manual or dildo vibrator whatsup
    Stranger: using my fingers.
    You: fuck yeah
    Stranger: (; it’s so fun.
    Stranger: so how big are you?
    You: right now id say 7 in and hard as a rock
    You: i wanna use it on you so bad
    Stranger: hehe, i would love that.
    You: i wanna hear you moan
    Stranger: i would moan and scream your name (;
    You: i wanna slip in and out of you and hit your g spot
    Stranger: mmmmm
    You: tell me how bad you want my cum
    Stranger: so fucking bad. i want you to cum all over me.
    You: i wanna gag you with it and cum in your throat
    Stranger: mmm, bring it (;
    You: oh my god im gonna explode
    Stranger: hehe, (;
    You: ooo are you gettin up there yet i need to slow down abit
    Stranger: i am definitely about to cum.
    You: i wanna hear you scream and squirt
    Stranger: mmmmmmmm fuck.
    You: just feel my fat dick deep in you while our boddies rub
    Stranger: mmmm shiit. i just came. that felt so damn good.
    You: oh my god im almost there keep talkin drity baby
    Stranger: hehe, i’d love to lick the tip of your dick innocently and slowly a few times…before wrapping my mouth around it and taking it in…inch by inch slowly.
    You: how much can you fit
    Stranger: all of it.
    Stranger: deep throat you. (;
    You: i want ti hear you choke on it while you rob my balls
    Stranger: hehehe. i would then take my mouth to the tip and suck…and use my hand and stroke you (:
    You: yes babe i want to fuck you against the wall in the shower
    You: you think you can get off again?
    Stranger: yeah.
    You: ohhh yes
    You: i would back you up against the wall and tear you up
    Stranger: hehe sounds fun (;
    You: and then grab your hair and go into overdrive
    Stranger: mmmm yes fuck me so hard.
    You: i love your sweet little cunt
    Stranger: hehehe (;
    You: id turn the shower on to make it extra steamy and bite you playfully
    Stranger: hehehe, how’d you know i like biting? (;
    You: energies pefectly in sync next id pull out and lick your crack all the way
    Stranger: mmmm
    You: id use my tounge to lick your dripping lips
    Stranger: mmmmm
    Stranger: fuck.
    You: oh shit
    You: you gotta ride me if want my cum babe
    Stranger: hehe, i get on top of you and ride you slowly at first, and picking up pace (;
    You: i love it slow
    Stranger: then, i’ll ride it slow. (;
    You: i love to watch that ass bounce
    Stranger: mmm i just love you in me.
    You: how hot are you right now
    Stranger: extremely.
    You: fuck my dick couldnt get any harder ride me in a circle
    Stranger: hehe, okay (; ……i ride you in a circle, and moan your name extremely loud while doing it. feel my juices and stuff dripping down your dick.
    You: FUCK
    You: i wanna make you my creampie baby
    Stranger: hehe.
    You: oh my god here it cum let me hera you scream
    Stranger: mmm i would scream your name so loudly (;
    You: o fuck im almost there
    Stranger: just picture me riding it slowly still, moaning your name,
    You: i love the way your pussy wraps around my cock
    Stranger: mmmmm goood (;
    You: o you feel so goood
    Stranger: mmm fuck you feel so good in me
    You: ur so naughty
    Stranger: oh well…so are you (;
    You: i wanna feel you cum again
    Stranger: hehehe, i’m so worn out (;
    You: one more for me baby
    Stranger: hehehe okayyy
    You: here it cums babe
    Stranger: mmmmm. i want you inside of me so bad.
    You: oh god
    Stranger: (:
    You: o my god i just came so hard inside you
    Stranger: mmmmmm fuck.
    You: fuck you still goin?
    Stranger: hehe, i’m going to cum again. i’m going for my second time.
    You: lemme help you out then
    You: aftre i cum in you i take by dick and slap it on your clit
    Stranger: MMMM
    You: then i rub your lips with just the tip
    Stranger: mmm that feels so good.
    You: your literally dripping wet and i start to fuck you with just my pinky
    You: i start to go faster and deeper each time
    Stranger: mmmmmm fuck.
    You: the i use two fingers to really get you goin while i rub your hood witj my other hand
    You: i wanna see you squirt again
    Stranger: mmmmm fuck, shiiiit.
    You: then i lay you on your stomach and give you the shocker while i whisper in your ear how sexy you are
    You: your so damn fine
    Stranger: mmmm
    You: how do you want it
    Stranger: get on my back, stick your dick in my pussy and fuck the shit out of me.
    Stranger: get me*
    You: ohh ya
    You: i want you to stick ur ass out so i can go deeper
    Stranger: mmmmm okay
    You: ill smash you so hard youll never recover babe
    Stranger: oh fucking well.
    You: jk you might recover eventually
    You: baby you got that good good
    Stranger: mmmmm fuck, i just came.
    Stranger: shiiiiit.
    Stranger: you’re really good at this.
    You: i wish this wasnt omegle and i show you some real tricks
    Stranger: hehehe. that would be nice.
    You: your probably the dirtiest talker ive ever heard and i love it
    Stranger: hehehe (; oh i try ๐Ÿ˜›
    You: honestly i had no intentions of messing arpund with you but it just happned naturalyy
    You: you just sound so sexy
    Stranger: hahah. thank you?
    You: is it cool if i pass out now?
    Stranger: yes.
    You: haha jk
    You: i wish i could have multiples ur damn lucky
    Stranger: loll
    You: ur legs feel like jelo?
    Stranger: hahah, i sorta feel like i’m on ecstasy right now or something, hahaha, i feel so damn good.
    You: mmm natural high
    You: you should try fuckin on weed you will forget you have a body
    Stranger: i have heard that having sex while high is amazing.
    You: makes that feel like a motor scotter when you could be riding in a ferrari
    Stranger: hahah
    You: not to be weird but ill probably dream about you tonight you dirty girl
    Stranger: hehehe.
    Stranger: it’s fine.
    You: cool well im outta here keep up that hot shit up and find a man who takes good care of you other than that have a awesome life and good luck in college
    Stranger: hahah, alright. have a good life too. (:
    You: later babe

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hello
    You: im not retarded are you?
    Stranger: nope
    You: im not retarded are you?
    Stranger: Why do you ask?
    You: im not retarded are you?
    Stranger: fuck off troll
    You: retard leaving?
    Stranger: I shall stop stead you’re beating heart and crack the warmth from your bones
    Stranger: so says the cDc
    Stranger: you are fucked boy
    You: retard fuckin?
    Stranger: Don’t start you’re computer tomorrow
    You: retard fuckin?
    Stranger: if you want to be picked up by the fbi, go ahead
    You: retard trolling?
    Stranger: Also, Tell you’re Friend, lets see, Tom that his pc is FUCKED as well
    Stranger: cdc forever
    You: aww retard left

  • Stranger: hii
    You: hi
    Stranger: 19 m
    Stranger: you?
    You: 1.73 m
    You: 173 in cm
    Stranger: will you talk like a girl?
    Stranger: and make me cum?
    You: erm… no but i’m sure ur mom can help with that.
    Stranger: true!
    Stranger: ill go ask right now
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • Youโ€™re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: I have a boner.
    You: Nice, me too
    Stranger: asl?
    You: 63, male, texas.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: m/f
    You: there seems to be a certain time all the horny dudes come online
    You: you guys all share the same shedule it seems
    Stranger: do u like blues thing
    You: and what does that mean
    You: are you cupping your testicles right now?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • Stranger: Yo
    You: hey asl?
    Stranger: over 18, either gender, anywhere but metal factories.
    You: oh im 75/m/naked
    Stranger: so you like 75 year old men and their location being naked? where is that?
    You: joke killer!…you murdered a poor innocent joke!
    You: how could you!
    Stranger: i did not. :O
    Stranger: it raped my father.
    Stranger: seriously, look at my pool deck.
    Stranger: the bloodstains are still there.
    You: im so sorry i never knew!
    Stranger: Thats right. you didnt.
    Stranger: YOU BASTARD!
    Stranger: so how do you feel about panties?
    You: they are too tight
    Stranger: i see.
    Stranger: did you try wearing them on your head?
    You: yes…why is there a problem?
    Stranger: no, just making sure you did it properly.
    Stranger: hmm. dunno then.
    You: okey…good
    Stranger: maybe you should visit a mistress, might deflat it a little if its an ego issue.
    You: your probaley right, know any?
    Stranger: only skeletons..
    You: awesome i got heroin
    Stranger: i have authority issues.
    You: i have drug problems
    Stranger: great! lets join the government!
    You: ill be the crackhead prime minister and you be the scandalous president
    Stranger: bleh…the president is stupid. ill take the janitor. ill hear more gossip to blackmail with.;
    You: then ill be stalker who kills 7 people and lears in the end that i was wrong so i kill Justin Bieber
    Stranger: k. lets do it. whatll we call ourselves?
    You: the supa lemon savers pretige 1 heros squad task force 141
    Stranger: the CCC? contingency crustacean core?
    Stranger: i like it,
    Stranger: .*
    You: the SLSP1HSTF141
    Stranger: it loses flavor when shortened..
    You: u got a point…so when is the first official supa lemon savers pretige 1 heros squad task force 141 meeting?
    Stranger: next week. ive got people to screw this one.
    Stranger: in fact, ones giving me a blow job right now. Say hi!
    You: hi!
    Stranger: Hi.
    You: is he mexican?
    You: or a jew?
    Stranger: no. i dont know what he is..
    Stranger: dont care, its a …something
    You: hes probaley a haitian mexican jew born in japan
    Stranger: oh, hes irish.
    You: thats why hes drunk
    Stranger: he isnt drunk yet, its too easy on him that way
    You: i see…
    Stranger: ahaaahahahahhahhahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…that was a nice relief.
    Stranger: should i send him over to your place next?
    You: no let the russian maufia have him next. i owe them a favor
    Stranger: they told me the next time i try to send one of my bitches over theyd shoot my goldfish. they cant shoot trent.
    Stranger: trent will turn into a monster if they shoot him.
    Stranger: you dont want to see trent going around fish-slapping the fuck out of mafia bosses…its too funny. they die laughing.
    You: okey ill have to give them alejandro…the jackrabbit from iceland
    Stranger: iceland..where the suns always shining and not burning up enough grass.
    You: yepper. and where they make waffles the size of johannesburg
    Stranger: then why dont i see them?

    You: there in area 3.1415926
    Stranger: i should still see them. i mean, johannesburg is a planet isnt it
    Stranger: our planet<johannesburg in size
    You: its invisble though…
    Stranger: …well, yes, but i ran into it going to pluto. alot.
    You: i know i tried to go to mickey mouse's house but i keep getting hit
    Stranger: why go to his house?
    Stranger: just tell him you have whipped cheese. he comes over in a heartbeat
    You: what kind of cheese?
    Stranger: whipped.
    You: flavor?
    Stranger: whipped.
    You: texture?
    You: okey…ill get him that next time
    Stranger: good.
    You: speaking of whipped i found trent floppig on the flor
    Stranger: …he gets around still.
    Stranger: hes a pimp daddy gold fish.
    You: well then whats the guys name behind him?
    Stranger: no idea. maybe its that bodyguard he was talking bout..
    You: really?… it looks like t-pain or sandra bullock…i cant tell
    Stranger: well, he did say they were well known
    You: maybe its kate gosselin
    You: wait it cant be…therd be a trail of monster killing fans behind her
    Stranger: not if they killed off each other
    You: i see…im going to have to call in the russian mafia to figuere this out
    Stranger: ask for kate. shes always good.
    You: why dont i ask jon…he has the better judgement of the 2
    Stranger: because kate can take more.
    You: okey!…(yells back) KATE! get your AK-47 ready!
    Stranger: i concede.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a toosie pop?? :O
    You: wait
    You: i know this one
    You: 457
    Stranger: Reallyy ?! :O
    Stranger: Lol
    You: yeah
    Stranger: Hahaha, Female or male?
    You: or something
    You: black
    You: from mexico
    You: im hindu
    You: nah jk
    You: im jewish
    Stranger: Your a black hindu, who lives in mexico, and is now jewish
    Stranger: lol
    Stranger: Can i know your gender??
    You: yeah
    Stranger: lol
    You: BLACK
    Stranger: Penis or Vagina?!
    Stranger: lol
    You: B L A C K
    You: what can be black
    You: lolz ?
    Stranger: Both
    Stranger: lol
    Stranger: ??
    You: no?
    Stranger: then i wouldnt know
    Stranger: inform me
    You: only dick is black
    You: vagina is kinda pinkish
    Stranger: so your penis is black??
    You: no
    You: my vagina is
    Stranger: so your a trangender??
    Stranger: transgender
    Stranger: ….
    You: im black
    Stranger: And im confused
    Stranger: lol
    You: why ?? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    Stranger: Because i don’t know who you are!? -___-
    Stranger: Pretty pleaseeee
    You: im from mexico
    Stranger: with a cherry on top ๐Ÿ™‚
    Stranger: tell me ๐Ÿ™‚
    You: what ?
    Stranger: Nevermind…lets see…
    Stranger: How old are you?
    Stranger: :O
    Stranger: Be honest!
    You: im jewish
    Stranger: >.<
    Stranger: I'm going to leave you now…. :'(
    You: why ?
    You: your not even with me
    You: so..
    Stranger: asshole
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hiya
    Stranger: m/f??
    You: asl sounds like asshole doesn’t it?
    You: hi ๐Ÿ™‚
    Stranger: m/f??
    You: what did you just call me??
    Stranger: i asked dat r u male or female
    You: r u?
    Stranger: ??
    Stranger: wat
    Stranger: wat sex r u havin??
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • Retard hating ratard –

    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: heyyyyyyo
    Stranger: oyyyyyeh
    You: asl
    Stranger: abc
    You: ???
    Stranger: herp derp
    You: retard
    Stranger: no u
    You: are you making fun of retared people
    Stranger: are you?
    You: Yeah it it fun
    Stranger: they honestly shouldn’t exist
    You: right
    You: the make like suck
    Stranger: yes like suck
    You: life*
    You: im retarded for doing htat
    You: that* ufck me
    Stranger: you shouldn’t exist
    You: fuck
    Stranger: indeed
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: someone called me an asshole
    Stranger: and she was right
    Stranger: im an asshole man
    You: and im a nostril
    Stranger: yeah

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
    You: dad?
    Stranger: yes?
    You: why did you leave me, dad?
    You: why did you leave mom??????
    Stranger: cause you guys were bicthes
    You: but mom loves you!
    You: i love you!
    Stranger: yeah i dont care about love. i dont care about you guys
    You: where r u dad?
    Stranger: im at my strip club
    You: is it because of holly?
    You: is that why you left??????
    Stranger: yes
    You: but… but… shes a man!!!!!!!!
    Stranger: hahah
    Stranger: well so are you!
    You: no! i had a sex change, dad!
    You: im now a woman!
    Stranger: we’ve all been there sweety
    You: ๐Ÿ™
    Stranger: oh come one cheer up
    Stranger: not getting any?
    You: you weren’t there when i first had sex…
    You: why ar eyou so cruel dad??????????????
    Stranger: cause it never happened. no one wants you!
    Stranger: no one loves you!
    You: but dad.
    You: you love me, right??????
    Stranger: uhhhhh no.
    You: I HATE YOU!!!!!!
    Stranger: i thought i made myself clear when i said no one loves you!!!!
    Stranger: well I DETEST YOU
    You: i… i hate you!!!!!
    You: you irk me!
    You: bye!
    You have disconnected.

    You: dad? is that you?
    Stranger: hii
    Stranger: no
    You: oh.
    Stranger: f??
    You: ๐Ÿ™
    You: yes’
    Stranger: ur age???
    You: 8
    You: i am eight
    Stranger: wats that…
    You: you?
    Stranger: 20
    You: i am 8 yrs old
    You: cool
    Stranger: u r from???
    You: so… whats masturbating?
    You: ppl keep talking about thta but idk what it is
    Stranger: its u piss penis..
    You: also whats horny?
    You: what does being horny mean?
    Stranger: to fuck very much…eager
    You: so horny means cussing alot?
    Stranger: u know pussy??
    You: like the cat?
    Stranger: no fucking too much
    You: and masturbating means peeing?
    You: fucking… its a bad word
    Stranger: yaa
    Stranger: u know chut…or pussy
    You: chut?
    You: oh like girls private parts?
    Stranger: pussy??
    Stranger: yaa that hole…
    You: i like this girl at school
    You: named kelly
    You: she showed me it once
    Stranger: how was that??
    You: my thingy then shot up
    Stranger: u r from??
    You: what does that mean?
    Stranger: which country??
    You: i am from america
    Stranger: okk…
    Stranger: u wanna sex
    You: oh.
    You: whats sex?
    Stranger: to fuck
    Stranger: cummon
    You: sorry. my friends say im naive
    You: or something like that
    Stranger: means wat???
    You: like they say im dumb and stuff
    Stranger: r u wearing panty???
    You: im a boy
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
    You: HIIIIII\
    Stranger: Sup ‘namean?
    Stranger: Yamsayin?
    You: I CHINESE
    You: CUM TO KILL U
    Stranger: Oh well that’s wassup
    Stranger: Yeah I know.
    Stranger: Mawfucka
    Stranger: This is exactly why I hate Asians.
    Stranger: You are hip.
    Stranger: Yo.
    Stranger: Rude.
    Stranger: You’re just bitter because of your small penis.
    Stranger: Hey dumbass clintons the president now.
    Stranger: I like stoopid
    You: DIE DADDY-O
    Stranger: I love you Asian lady.
    Stranger: You sucky sucky?
    You: POOP YOU
    Stranger: I give five dorrra?
    Stranger: Hong Kong is in Japan, silly.
    Stranger: You’re silly. Especially for a Korean :’)
    Stranger: Who is yuuy?
    Stranger: Where?
    Stranger: WHERE THE FUCK DO I LIVE?!?!?
    Stranger: You are rude.
    You: i bomb you
    Stranger: Killing people is just bad manners.
    Stranger: You want a handjob? Is that it?
    Stranger: I will to stroke your penis with my hand.
    Stranger: You have happy ending.
    Stranger: Rub rub squirt.
    Stranger: Oh
    Stranger: I give you runnin.
    Stranger: Yes. Me likey women.
    Stranger: Yes? Then who am I?
    Stranger: I seem to have forgotten my manners.
    You: WAT MEEN U?
    Stranger: I love you :’)
    Stranger: I’ll fist you if you don’t kill me!
    You: I COME AND kkILL U
    Stranger: RUDE!
    Stranger: I live in new York dumb Asian.
    You: I KILL U
    You: DADDY0-O
    You: I BE RWARED
    You: I KILL
    Stranger: I’ll fuck you if you don’t kill me. Preaseee!
    You: KILL
    You: KIL
    You: KI
    You: K
    Stranger: You can’t rape. You’re female.
    You: I NO FEMALE
    You: I FOOL U NO YES
    You: I RAPE YOU\
    Stranger: Yes, no.
    Stranger: Okay.
    Stranger: Rape me.
    Stranger: I live in Texas, stupid.
    Stranger: She’s in jail.
    You: I FUCK HER
    Stranger: Cocaine.
    Stranger: 8===D
    Stranger: Penis.
    Stranger: Look at it.
    Stranger: It’s a penis.
    You: I CUT IT OFF
    Stranger: Oh goodness!
    Stranger: I pain. Yes, no. Yes
    Stranger: No
    Stranger: .
    Stranger: Just kidding.
    Stranger: U PAIN
    Stranger: I’m deutsch.
    Stranger: Wie heiรŸt du?
    You: WAT IS THIS
    You: WAT MEEN U
    Stranger: JA, AUF WIEDER SEHEN!!
    You: ??
    Stranger: SICH HEIL !!!
    Stranger: JA
    You: VIE HAIL;!
    You: vIE hAIL
    Stranger: WIE NOT VIE
    Stranger: Dumb asian
    You: WAT MEEN U
    Stranger: You spelled it incorrectly, sirmadame.
    You: FUK IT
    Stranger: I like your style.
    Stranger: You want a happy ending?
    You: WAT MEEN U?
    Stranger: I will jack you off.
    Stranger: Tickle your pickle.
    You: Hi
    You: I am from ABC
    You: My name is John Quintones
    Stranger: Or in your case tootsie roll.
    Stranger: Hello John.
    You: We’re doing an experiment called “What would you do?”
    Stranger: Yes?
    You: You’re on live televeison
    Stranger: It’s interesting to me that you can’t spell television correctly.
    Stranger: John.
    You: That’s a msitake
    Stranger: Really? And I suppose what you just typed was as well?
    You: yse
    Stranger: Ha. Quite a sense of humor there Johnny.
    You: WAT MEEN U?
    Stranger: Hehe ๐Ÿ˜‰
    You: WAT?
    You: LOL WUT?
    Stranger: 2
    You: 3
    You: 4
    You: 5
    You: 6
    You: 7
    You: 8
    You: 9
    Stranger: ^*^
    You: I KILL U
    Stranger: Cock.
    You: VAGINA
    Stranger: ++
    You: —
    Stranger: =
    You: !=
    Stranger: {}
    You: G;L’;’;LK
    You: L
    Stranger: Loser. You have no friends.
    You: NO I HAS U
    You: U NO FIRNED
    You: U LUSER
    Stranger: Awww :’>
    You: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
    Stranger: Die?
    Stranger: Death!
    You: lIFE
    Stranger: I love you pen pal.
    You: I DON’T LOVE ME
    Stranger: That is sad.
    Stranger: And very small penis.
    You: FUK U
    Stranger: Hehe ๐Ÿ˜‰
    You: I KILL
    You: U
    You: NOW
    Stranger: DO
    You: RIGHT NOW
    Stranger: IT
    Stranger: PUSSAy?!!
    Stranger: I swallow.
    You: DIE
    You: DIE
    You: DIE
    You: DIE
    Stranger: DIE
    You: DIE
    You: DIE
    You: DIE
    You: DIE
    Stranger: See, I’m helpful.
    Stranger: I’m a pornstar.
    Stranger: My name is Lisa Ann.
    Stranger: I’m a mild.
    Stranger: Yes.
    Stranger: No.
    You: BOTH
    You: ALL AT ONCE
    Stranger: Yeah boi.
    You: WAT BOI
    You: WAT MEEN U?
    Stranger: Boy. Stupid bitch.
    You: U WHORE
    Stranger: Whore, bitch.
    You: ME BOTH
    You: YES NO?
    Stranger: I wish.
    You: WHY WISH
    You: WAY DAT
    Stranger: Cuz I would rock your fucking world.
    You: HOW ROCK?
    Stranger: With cock.
    You: I HAVE COCK
    You: AND PIG
    Stranger: We could play star wars.
    You: I HAS AN EGG
    Stranger: In a barn.
    You: WAT STAR?
    Stranger: You love star wars. Don’t lie, you’re Asian.
    You: I KNOW LIE
    Stranger: I’m both. And French.
    Stranger: Really?
    You: IM ASSANG
    You: ASSANGE
    Stranger: I’m actually Mexican.
    Stranger: I meant norwiegan.
    You: I EAT BEEF
    Stranger: Reagan is dead.
    You: WAT?!!!
    You: REGAN DIE
    Stranger: Don’t insult my culture.
    You: YES NO?
    You: I NO INSULT
    Stranger: Yes. Reagan die. Like 2 or 3 years ago.
    You: I JUST KILL
    You: U DIE
    Stranger: I am great huh?
    You: YOU LIE
    Stranger: I lie? I no lie.
    Stranger: I’m not a lion.
    You: WAT LION
    You: WAT MEEN U?
    Stranger: My furry wife.
    Stranger: No.
    You: GOOD
    Stranger: Yes. God is a lie.
    You: WE AGREE
    You: YES NO?
    You have disconnected.

  • You: damn!
    Stranger: what?
    You: he disconnected
    Stranger: aww, ๐Ÿ™
    You: attacked him with my massive dong
    You: it was a critical hit
    Stranger: LMFAOOO
    You: i split his anus in two
    You: why are you laughing..
    You: i wrote u a poem
    Stranger:yay :]
    You: roses are red
    You violets are blue
    You: ill fuck you with a rake
    You: whats funny? ill tel you a joke
    Stranger:FFINNEE (:
    You: so, a man walks into a bar
    You: he was an alcoholic so his life was really fucked up.
    You: get it?
    You have disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
    You: hello sir
    Stranger: hello slut
    You: how did u know it was me?
    You: tricky bastard
    Stranger: i have a very good sense of smell
    Stranger: now get on your knees
    You: yes sir
    Stranger: what’s your name girl?
    You: call me as u want
    You: master
    Stranger: ok, cunt, i will
    Stranger: and how old are you?
    You: 19
    Stranger: cunt i want you to tell me what specifically turns you on the most
    Stranger: pain? humiliation? domination? or discipline?
    You: a whip
    Stranger: are you alone i where you are?
    You: yes sir, as u recuested
    Stranger: i want you to lock the door and then take off all your clothes
    You: i already did master
    You: is it okey if i call u master?
    Stranger: yes slut, for now you may
    Stranger: i’m behind you now, as you sit kneeling
    Stranger: i run my fingers through your hair slowly
    Stranger: and then grip and yank your head up hard
    Stranger: i drag you up by your hair pull you up
    Stranger: and then bend you over the table
    You: go on
    You: my dick is getting harder
    Stranger: nice one
    Stranger: real nice
    Stranger: thanks a lot dude
    You: haha
    You: np
    Stranger: i mean come on
    Stranger: i don’t get it
    Stranger: where’s the satisfaction?
    You: right here
    Stranger: jesus
    Stranger: well, thanks for the hard on
    Stranger: you complete and total wanker
    You: hahaha
    Stranger: i hope your balls rot and fall off
    Stranger: i hope you get colon polyps
    Stranger: rot and die asshole
    Stranger: later
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
    You: heyy
    Stranger: I miss you!
    Stranger: Where have you been!
    You: all over. You wouldn’t believe
    Stranger: Greatness!
    You: uh yah
    Stranger: I have improved our plan|
    Stranger: You must listen.
    Stranger: This is important.
    You: enlighten me
    Stranger: So we should eat the baby while it’s still alive!
    Stranger: Because cooking it would consume time.
    Stranger: I don’t have that much free time.
    You: yeah that makes sense…
    Stranger: Then we can attack batman!
    You: YES.
    Stranger: Have you prepared the poisoned semen?
    Stranger: HAVEYOU!?
    You: of course, although you can’t imagine the lengths I had to go through to get it!
    Stranger: I understand.
    Stranger: The worst part will be to inject his small gay slave.
    Stranger: Dressing in red.
    You: idk, I’m kinda looking forward to that bit ๐Ÿ˜‰
    Stranger: We have to do it right or he will die of it.
    Stranger: Batman would probably sex him still.
    Stranger: Cold or warm it doesn’t matter.
    You: ok. well thanks for the update.
    Stranger: NP.
    You: I’ll meet you where the crows roost in two dawns, where we shall sip some ginger beer, then GET TO WORK!
    Stranger: Ok.
    Stranger: Good fap until then.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
    Stranger: hi
    You: HELLO
    Stranger: ok thats fine unless ur yellin at me
    Stranger: like what
    You: LIKE
    Stranger: awesome thats verry easy to understand
    You: INDEED
    Stranger: so y caps?
    Stranger: thats quite true
    You: I HOPE SO
    Stranger: well what else is good big?
    Stranger: like?
    You: HAIR
    You: ?
    Stranger: wich do u have
    You: IT’S A BONUS
    Stranger: i dig it u wanna use that for somthing?
    Stranger: dick
    Stranger: like what im in the mood
    Stranger: well y dont u tell me bout it
    You: OH I WILL
    You: SO
    You: LET’S TALK
    Stranger: u first
    You: POINT AT IT
    You: AND FIRE
    Stranger: wow take ur dick shove it up ur ass

  • Stranger: hi
    You: HI
    Stranger: im with my gf, im introducing this site to her
    You: well doneee
    Stranger: how old are u?
    You: 59
    Stranger: lol
    You: wtf
    You: what is this ‘lol’
    You: peolpe speak of
    You: it does not make sence!
    Stranger: laughing out loud
    Stranger: kaboom?
    You: RAWWWWR
    You: hello,
    You: this persons gf,
    You: i would just like to inform you,
    You: i gave your bf herpes.
    You: and aids.
    You: now your both going to die.
    You: because you both have aids.
    You: i am sorry to tell you this,
    Stranger: i dont have herpes or aids lol xD
    You: good luck
    You: and goodbye..
    You have disconnected.

  • Stranger: When did the world become full of zombies?
    You: yesterday
    Stranger: shoot, i missed it
    You: too bad
    Stranger: I’m on the moon right now
    You: i know
    Stranger: I’m also from the future
    You: how far?
    Stranger: I’m a robot named bender
    Stranger: the year 3000
    You: Oh yes. I builded you
    Stranger: i bend things
    You: i think i build you in 2000 years
    Stranger: ahh
    Stranger: do you know my friend R2-D2?
    You: yes i do
    Stranger: he is dead
    You: oh
    You: ๐Ÿ™
    Stranger: the zombies will get him
    Stranger: i came back to stop them
    You: i think so yes
    You: Are you comming to protect me?
    Stranger: yes
    You: good
    Stranger: …. if you are r2 d2
    You: maybe i am
    Stranger: maybe i will save you
    You: cool, remember your birthday the 5th february 5100, when you promised me to save me
    Stranger: no i forgot that
    You: we made a deal
    Stranger: well i guess i have to save you then
    You: yes
    Stranger: give me your cordinates
    You: i dont remember my promise of the deal.. do you?
    Stranger: are you at 50 degrees south 27 east?
    Stranger: you said you would give me ice cream
    Stranger: we all know who got the better end of this deal
    You: thats lucky, i have a ice cream maschine for robots
    You: that i builded
    You: for you
    You: and didnt know why.. now i do!
    Stranger: i must leave the computer to come save you
    You: that sounds fair
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You: hi
    Stranger: hiiiiiiii :3
    Stranger: i’m a trap ๐Ÿ˜€ do you like traps? pwease say you do ๐Ÿ˜€
    You: haha, I guess?
    Stranger: yayyyyyy ๐Ÿ˜€
    Stranger: finally
    Stranger: what kind of trap do you like most?
    You: wait did you mean tramp or trap
    Stranger: trap ๐Ÿ˜€
    You: ok
    You: um, bear?
    Stranger: ??? lol
    Stranger: i mean that i’m a trap
    Stranger: not a bear trap ๐Ÿ˜›
    Stranger: in the internet, a trap=feminine boy who dresses up like a girl ๐Ÿ˜€
    You: ๐Ÿ™

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
    Stranger: Hi would you like to suck my nipple? ๐Ÿ˜‰
    You: Urmm.. no not really no.
    Stranger: would you like to shag me?
    You: NO!
    Stranger: FUCK YOU THEN!
    You: what? i’m confused, u just told me to fuck you and me. i can’t do both ๐Ÿ˜€
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • Stranger: rawr!
    You: miaow!
    Stranger: ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    You: feisty one you are
    Stranger: lady cat
    Stranger: hai thar ^^
    You: how about you come round mine and we eat a pizza while watching high school musical 2
    Stranger: yeay!
    Stranger: where do you live? ^^
    You: oz
    Stranger: thats a realllllly long trip then ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    Stranger: since I live in finland :/
    You: whoa!
    Stranger: and cats cant fly ๐Ÿ˜ก

  • You: Hey!
    Stranger: hi!
    Stranger: asl?
    Stranger: ๐Ÿ™‚
    You: Tea or coffee?
    Stranger: coffee. :>
    You: Pink or Blue?
    Stranger: drinking now actually.
    Stranger: I like both..
    You: Shower or bath?
    Stranger: Why are you asking me these..?
    You: Too hot or too cold?
    You: Answer the question please.
    Stranger: why? AHHA
    You: I’ll repeat, shower or bath?
    Stranger: kbaii

  • Stranger: Hi
    You: FUCK
    Stranger: OSHIT
    Stranger: WHATD YOU DO
    Stranger: ….did….did you push the button?
    You: i can’t believe it!
    Stranger: fuck
    Stranger: noooo
    You: i know!
    Stranger: you didnt did you?
    You: im sorry!
    You: i was curious
    You: FUCK
    Stranger: oh godddddddd
    You: ok ok ok
    You: lets just
    Stranger: the manatees
    Stranger: they’ll get out
    You: think about this
    You: FUCK
    Stranger: fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
    You: they’ll eat all the puppies!
    Stranger: oshit
    Stranger: no man
    Stranger: I have 3 puppies
    Stranger: what’d you do
    You: i know
    You: fuck
    You: im sorry
    You: slather them in peanut butter
    You: you know zombie manatees hate peanut butter
    Stranger: dude
    Stranger: you’re right
    Stranger: good call man
    Stranger: good call
    Stranger: hold on
    You: thanks
    You: ok
    You: hurry
    Stranger: I need to go buy teh peanut butter
    You: FUCK DUDE
    You: you dont have any pb????
    Stranger: and the cupcakes, to combat them
    Stranger: oshit
    Stranger: NO
    You: who doesn’t have pb???
    Stranger: I ran out
    Stranger: I was hungry!!!
    Stranger: fuckk man
    You: we dont have TIME to make cupcakes!
    Stranger: I made some sandwiches
    Stranger: shit you’re right
    Stranger: oh goddd
    You: sandwicheS?????
    Stranger: oh god oh god
    You: ARE YOU ON THEIR SIDE???????
    You: ILL FIX IT
    You: ILL FIX IT
    Stranger: well its fucking done now
    You: well i’ll fucking fix it!
    You: just give me time
    You: how much time do we have
    Stranger: I’d say according to my calculations…..5-10 minutes
    Stranger: before we’re all manatess
    You: give me……..4 hours
    Stranger: ….
    Stranger: fuck
    Stranger: I’m a manatee
    You: dude you know i cant be a manatee
    You: NO
    You: WHAT
    You: FUCK
    Stranger: -bites-
    You: oooooohhhhhh mannnnaateeeeeee
    You: you know they call us sea cows
    Stranger: lmao
    Stranger: ok
    You: lol
    Stranger: thanks
    Stranger: for that
    You: yup. that was awesome
    Stranger: cya round man
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You: hi
    Stranger: hey
    Stranger: you horny?
    You: I’m a viking.

    Your conversational partner has been disconnected.

  • Stranger: lol
    You: and whats your name? just for remembrance
    You: haha
    Stranger: charlie
    You: ohhh hooot. charlie
    You: Hhahaha
    Stranger: lol
    You: you know that youtube sensation charlie bit me?
    You: hahahah
    You: is that you? :O hahah
    Stranger: owww fuck off
    You: go to sleep!
    Stranger: lots of peeps say that

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    Stranger: Hi
    You: Im omegle

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  • You: Yogi?
    Stranger: bear?
    You: No
    You: Dear?
    Stranger: john?
    You: Dee?
    Stranger: dee dee
    You: Do do
    Stranger: cant think of anything
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    Stranger: ARMANDO?
    You: NATALIA?
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    Stranger: hi, im an elf
    You: whoa now
    You: im santa
    Stranger: oh wow
    Stranger: oh shit
    Stranger: i am working thoo
    You: i know
    You: for what
    You: r u not making toys and doin g what i ask
    You: shame shame
    Stranger: yeah, im on my break
    You: no
    Stranger: im eatin some space cakes
    You: you dkont get brakes
    Stranger: im the mother fuckin G elf
    You: r u gay?
    You: suck a puka hok?
    Stranger: no, im a gangster elf
    Stranger: dont fuck with me santa!
    You: no your night your whiter thab casper
    Stranger: no im a gangster elf
    Stranger: i have 2 glocks
    You: santa will kick your motha fucking ass
    You: glockin shppeils
    Stranger: i’ll kick santas belly
    Stranger: you cant miss it
    You: jiggles
    You: no effect
    You: haha
    You: ill kick your scrawny aSS TO THE SOUTH POLE
    Stranger: i’ll get some seals to eat u
    Stranger: then i’ll fuck miss claus haha
    You: ill get my reindeers to shit on you
    You: she loose anyways dont worry
    Stranger: i bit rudolfs nose off, now u dont know where ur goin
    You: i have a gps duhh
    Stranger: pfft! ii built it remember ?
    You: or you can haul ass n be the leader
    Stranger: ii can break it
    You: no i bought it
    You: at best buy
    Stranger: best buy sucks
    You: you suck
    You: i like taco bell biotch
    You: yeahh thats right
    You: but your stuck eating frozen fish in the south pole hah
    You: who the hell is liz taylor
    Stranger: she owns taco bell
    Stranger: lol
    You: wow you would know
    You: haha
    Stranger: ino, im a gangster elf, i had her at gun point
    You: o relly are u mexican?
    You: no mexicans in the south or north pole
    Stranger: no ๐Ÿ™‚
    Stranger: im english
    You: ?
    Stranger: im an english gangster elf
    You: ohh i bet
    Stranger: gangster is a religion
    You: so is punk
    Stranger: so is CATHOLIC
    Stranger: but im part of the KKK so fuck it
    You: so is satanism
    You: then how r u a gangster
    Stranger: im a gangster KKK
    Stranger: ii burn black people
    Stranger: know what im sayin dawggg

    You: so you kill all the other nigger elfs

    You: hell yeah

    Stranger: their is no nigger elfs, they live in the north pole so its always cold ๐Ÿ™‚ their
    blackness fades

    You: hit me up n we can go slaying on a drive by

    You: ohh tru true

    Stranger: hey man

    Stranger: im santa relli dawgg

    You: im not a man

    You: no your not

    You: only i am

    Stranger: i am

    You: of course you are

    Stranger: :O your my evil twin

    You: how old 10

    You: maybe

    You: or maybe not

    Stranger: maybe

    Stranger: or maybe not

    You: not

    You: ?

    Stranger: I AM A JEW

    You: nazi

    Stranger: NAZI !

    You: im nit

    Stranger: fuck the nazi’s

    Stranger: 2world wars bitch hha

    You: fuck yeah ima shoot ya ass

    Stranger: 2world wars and 1 world cup woooo

    Stranger: FUCK HITLER

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    Stranger: asl
    You: why
    You: i wont tell
    Stranger: kay
    Stranger: but it really is just to help move the conversation along
    You: say
    You: whats your favorite song?
    Stranger: uhh give me a min
    Stranger: So far F U Pay me by tech nine
    You: that is for the win
    You: that songs just fine
    Stranger: youve heard it
    You: hmm…how do i word it?
    Stranger: No
    You: oh?
    Stranger: oh what man your unspecific
    You: well its just cause that song is so prolific
    Stranger: dude i have never in my life heard that word
    Stranger: neva mind
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    You: hello
    You: Why wont you love me?
    Stranger: anything
    You: anything, NO
    You: thats BULL SHIT
    Stranger: gyujghnm,fvfhrswetrg\jfgyilnvrtzwqrjsli8opojm,m,hnfhhzsry
    You: ๐Ÿ™ no way i talk guidfuh bjgb to
    Stranger: im chinease
    Stranger: kikt
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    Stranger: hi
    You: hi
    You: do u luv meh
    Stranger: ya!!
    You: yay lets get maried
    Stranger: okay
    You: where do you wanna get married?
    Stranger: ummm…. Calfornia
    You: wahooooo california
    You: maybe katy parry is their
    Stranger: maybe that would be coooool
    You: ohh yea and snoop dog
    Stranger: ehh i dont like snoop dog
    You: oh k
    You: ill kick his ass then
    Stranger: yeah that would be good
    You: ikr?
    Stranger: r u a guy or girl
    You: im bi ๐Ÿ™‚
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    You: where you from
    Stranger: England
    You: im canadian
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    You: hey there sexy. wanna breed?
    Stranger: go f*ck yourself
    You: i already did
    You: takin a break
    Stranger: then go f*ck someone you actually know, instead of someone on the internet
    You: but the internet is better. there’s no diseases!!
    Stranger: but you cant actually breed
    You: thats what a webcam is for
    Stranger: do you even know what breed means?
    You: isnt it some sort of pastry?
    Stranger: omg yes! how did you know?
    You: im a 22 year old virgin
    You: wait, do goats count?
    Stranger: eww pervert
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    You: Hello
    Stranger: hi
    You: ma friend
    Stranger: asl ?
    Stranger: HAHA
    You: Why do you always have to ask about that???
    Stranger: then
    Stranger: what do you expect ?
    You: I don’t know
    Stranger: okay
    You: Something more new
    Stranger: where are you from ?
    You: like…
    You: lsa
    Stranger: like what ?
    Stranger: haha
    Stranger: that looks good
    You: no
    You: It’s just something…
    You: like…
    You: F**k that
    You: Let’s start from over!
    Stranger: huh ?
    You: Hello
    Stranger: okay
    You: ma friend
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: isa ?
    Stranger: (:
    Stranger: haha
    You: eeeh
    You: don’t you meen LSA
    You: ???
    Stranger: ohh
    Stranger: sorry
    Stranger: *lsa
    Stranger: ?/
    You: Denmark
    You: male
    You: 15
    You: ,1415923
    You: you?
    Stranger: male
    Stranger: malaysia
    Stranger: 15
    Stranger: denmark ?
    You: Wooooooooooow
    Stranger: nice !
    Stranger: watch football ?
    You: You are the first guy I meet that is the same age as me!!!
    You: Yes
    Stranger: haha
    Stranger: nice
    Stranger: so
    You: So who???
    Stranger: hows life there ?
    You: Borring
    You: Grey days everyday
    You: How’s life in Malaysia?
    Stranger: lifeless here
    Stranger: you like football ?
    You: lifeless?
    Stranger: yeah like
    Stranger: theres no life here
    You: Yes I love streetfootball
    You: ooh
    Stranger: malaysia sucks !
    You: So
    Stranger: haha
    You: so…
    Stranger: your country play good football
    You: …You must be a Zombie
    You: !!!
    You: Aaaaah
    Stranger: wtf
    You: Pleas don’t eat my brain!!
    Stranger: haha
    Stranger: im not a freaking zombie !
    You: Or my ding-ding
    You: No, just a normal zombie
    You: !!!
    Stranger: haha pervert !
    Stranger: ehhh
    Stranger: you got a msn ?
    You: No.
    Stranger: i can add you if you want ?
    You: I got skype
    You: Or yes I got msn
    You: But it doesen’t work on ma computer
    You: hello
    Stranger: haha
    Stranger: ?
    You: Are you there zombie-boddy
    You: ?
    Stranger: heres my msn
    Stranger: acap1995@hotmail.com
    Stranger: add me
    You: I can’t use msn
    Stranger: haha
    You: Skype is wayyyy bether
    You: Do you got skype?
    You: hello
    You: Zombiefriend
    You: Are you there
    Stranger: haha
    Stranger: naaaah
    You: oh thank god
    Stranger: i want to make one
    You: you are not dead
    You: Or are you???
    You: hmmm
    Stranger: nvm
    You: nvm?
    Stranger: just gimme your msn ,
    You: ok
    You: naitsabes-arg@hotmail.com
    Stranger: at least we’re still gonna be in touch
    Stranger: haha
    You: ok
    You: zombie boddy
    You: can I just call you Carl?
    Stranger: wtf
    Stranger: call me acap
    Stranger: haha
    You: OK
    You: Acap
    Stranger: and what shall i call you ?
    You: Everything you wan’t
    You: But just not Carl
    You: I hate that name
    You: Acap?
    You: Are you there
    Stranger: yea ?
    You: ok
    You: Goood
    Stranger: i call you justin bieber ?
    Stranger: haha !
    You: Never
    Stranger: haha
    You: Call me Sebastian
    You: Or Seb
    Stranger: ?
    Stranger: i call you nicholas bendtner
    You: Or Sabtobox
    You: It’s Niklas Bendtner
    You: NIKLAS
    Stranger: ohhh
    Stranger: sorry
    You: The football player or what?
    Stranger: yeah
    You: ok
    Stranger: i bad at spelling
    Stranger: haha
    Stranger: he played for arsenal rght ?
    You: But I suck when it comes to football
    You: Yes
    You: Eeeh
    You: Acap?
    Stranger: yeah
    You: Can I sell you something for 1$?
    Stranger: why
    Stranger: sell for what
    You: I need 1$
    You: Everything
    You: you whant
    Stranger: haha
    Stranger: cut the jokes man
    You: Like Micheal Jacksons arm
    You: I can sell you a half joke if you wanna have one
    Stranger: arm ?
    Stranger: you mean his gloves ?
    You: No
    You: He’s left arm
    Stranger: seriously ?
    You: The thing you can use to many things
    You: no
    Stranger: you they cut off the hands the sell it ?
    You: No
    Stranger: *you mean
    You: He’s arm god damit!!!
    You: No, just kiddin
    You: Acap?
    You: Are you there?
    You: Hello
    You: mom?
    You: Is it you
    Stranger: yea
    Stranger: im here
    You: Hi mom
    You: How’s going
    You: ?
    Stranger: mom ?
    Stranger: hey
    You: You said yes
    Stranger: you kissed a girl brofe ?
    Stranger: seriously
    You: No
    Stranger: dont bluff
    You: I’m only 15
    You: Have you?
    Stranger: yea
    Stranger: chinese girl
    Stranger: my classmate actually
    You: How was it then?
    Stranger: shes super hot man (:
    Stranger: haha
    Stranger: idk
    You: Was she a sombie too?
    Stranger: just cuddle
    You: cuddle?
    Stranger: naaah shes not
    You: So, she don’t live in Malaysia anymore?
    You: …
    You: Acap
    You: Are you stil there zombiefriend
    You: ???
    Stranger: she live in malaysia
    Stranger: international school lerrrrr
    You: Ooooh
    You: Then I undersstand
    You: But aren’t they afraid of you?
    You: I mean
    You: You are a Zombie
    You: Or are they used to it
    Stranger: hahhh ?
    Stranger: naaaah ,
    Stranger: hows life there ?
    You: Borring
    You: Nothing habents here
    You: How many laungates do you speak
    You: *Languages
    Stranger: 3 ?
    Stranger: haha
    Stranger: malay
    Stranger: chinese
    Stranger: english
    Stranger: you ?
    You: 4
    You: Danish
    You: Spanish
    You: English
    Stranger: spanish ?
    You: and German
    You: Yes
    Stranger: awesome mannnnn !!!
    You: My mother is from Peru
    Stranger: german ?
    Stranger: hey ,
    You: We have german in school
    You: In Denmark
    You: It’s true
    You: Germans are Denmarkโ€™s Neighbors
    You: So we need to learn German
    You: Where did you learn Chinese?
    You: Are you still there
    You: ???
    Stranger: not Chinese
    Stranger: basically
    Stranger: its mandarin
    Stranger: haha
    You: oooh
    You: ok
    Stranger: chine speak 2 languages
    Stranger: cantonese and mandarin
    You: Isn’t it 3?
    You: There is only 2
    You: ???
    Stranger: idk
    You: idk?
    Stranger: i only know 2
    You: ok
    You: Where did you learned Chinese?
    You: …
    You: Boddy?
    Stranger: school
    Stranger: why ?
    You: ooh
    You: Sorry
    You: I thought malaysia was in near america
    You: Or something
    You: sorry
    You: dude
    You: I forgot?
    You: Stupid meeee!
    You: Smart you!
    You: hehe
    Stranger: haha
    Stranger: malaysia is in southeast Asia
    You: I know
    You: I just forgot
    Stranger: but im movin to aussie next year
    You: Ausse
    Stranger: haha
    Stranger: thats okay
    You: NO sorry
    Stranger: australiaaaa
    You: Ooooh
    You: Right
    You: me to
    Stranger: haha
    You: I’m going to highschool
    Stranger: yahhhhh rght !
    You: No seriusly!
    Stranger: haha
    Stranger: in australia ?
    You: Yes
    You: It’s a Danish company Explorius
    You: That send students to defriend places
    You: …
    You: Dead Dude???
    You: Are you there?
    Stranger: haha
    Stranger: im here
    You: ok gggooooodddd
    Stranger: im watchin mesut ozil’s vid at you tube
    Stranger: (:
    You: eeeh
    You: How’s ozil?
    You: Wake up!!!
    You: Dude?
    You: Makker
    You: Amigo
    You: Freund
    You: Friend
    You: Hmmm
    You: Ven?
    You: abuba?
    Stranger: ozil ?
    Stranger: haha
    Stranger: the football star
    You: Oooh
    Stranger: he played for german
    You: You sound like you love football
    You: Eeeh
    You: Acap
    You: ?
    You: !!!
    You: I need to go now.
    You: I have to go to Chrurch.
    Stranger: okay mate
    Stranger: church
    Stranger: whoooot
    You: I’ll write too you
    You: ok
    Stranger: go and pray !
    Stranger: haha
    Stranger: ill wait
    Stranger: and
    Stranger: btw
    You: I don’t pray
    Stranger: i add you add msn already
    You: I burn stuff
    You: ok
    Stranger: *at
    You: haha
    Stranger: haha
    You: Just kiddin
    Stranger: thats chinese bitch
    Stranger: okay , ciao mate !!!!!!!!!!!!!
    You: Chiao
    Stranger: (:
    You have disconnected.

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    You: Hi!
    Stranger: You have a tiny penis
    You: You to
    You: But
    You: I am a girl
    Stranger: yes lets put them together and sword fight
    Stranger: so you have a blood vagina
    You: Yay
    Stranger: my favorit
    You: no
    You: I don’t have a vagina
    Stranger: okay after i fuck you it will be plenty bloody
    Stranger: horse dick?
    You: no
    You: Puppy dick
    Stranger: Is this Micheal Jackson?
    You: no
    You: Jessy Jackson
    Stranger: omg i just got a new puppy
    You: then fuck it!
    Stranger: I’m sure she is somewhere taking a piss in my house
    You: It’s a boy
    Stranger: she stand up and pisses like a boy
    You: me to
    Stranger: its a boy you fucktard
    You: I am to
    Stranger: Jessy Jackson is kinda sexy tho
    You: I’m not sexy!!!
    Stranger: I’d like to go do the disco with Jessy
    You: I’d like to fuck some puppys
    Stranger: Thats cuz your fat
    You: I know. Like your mom
    Stranger: Your welcome to my puppy anytime
    You: good
    You: I love puppys
    Stranger: I was thinking about tying him to the railroad tracks anyway
    You: That’s what I mean!!
    Stranger: Maybe i’ll tie you both to the rail road tracks
    You: No
    Stranger: site back in my favorit long chiar
    You: I alreddy did that
    Stranger: crack open a bud light
    You: allreddy
    Stranger: light a cigar
    Stranger: and just wait
    You: light 20 cigars
    You: .
    You: …
    Stranger: yeah cuz there really sticks of dynamite and throw them at yo ass
    You: my father did that today
    Stranger: here stick this one up your ass mister she/he
    You: ok
    You: But
    Stranger: I think that was your cock son
    You: I don’t have a ass
    Stranger: Thats cuz your asain bitch
    You: I am from US
    You: A
    Stranger: Its cool tho..puppy still loves you
    Stranger: Where in usa mister
    Stranger: ??
    You: I know
    You: were you are
    You: now
    Stranger: On the subay…going uptown to 42 union square
    You: no
    You: In your ass
    Stranger: what the butt plug…no i took it out already
    Stranger: you can use it later
    You: oh
    You: Then in your mothers ass
    Stranger: I dont like to use in when i’m on the subway…i cant sit down
    You: I like it
    Stranger: Yeah ask her about it later son
    You: ok
    You: Oh
    You: Whait
    Stranger: Its has zebra stripes
    You: No
    You: I like pink panter more
    You: *panhter
    You: I think
    You: …
    Stranger: I killy those when i’m on Safari
    You: But…
    Stranger: I have 3 stuffed and mouted on my bedroom wall
    Stranger: also some of your ass is up there as well
    You: I fucked all in africa two days ago
    Stranger: Yes i saw you and your assless asian black ass
    You: Is your moms ass olso here???
    Stranger: wtf i thought she was with you sir
    You: Yes
    Stranger: omg good…i was so worried
    You: But, do you have a pic of her ass in your bethroom???
    You: …
    Stranger: Of course i do…dont you remember me showing you well we where spooning before your trip to Arica
    You: Oooh
    You: No
    You: I forgot
    You: My head was in your moms ass that time
    Stranger: Its your memory …it was erased by will smith and that other guy
    You: Oh
    You: Now I remember
    You: He own me money
    You: And a dog pop
    Stranger: Its a great spot it you need to do some thinking
    Stranger: I have your money
    You: Realy
    You: ???
    Stranger: but i’m on my way to vegas to do some gambling
    Stranger: and buy some hookers and cocain
    Stranger: sorry
    Stranger: IOU
    You: Keep it
    You: It’s all pop anyways
    You: 100%
    Stranger: Thanks..it almost covers the cost of putting your head up my moms ass
    You: POOOOOP
    You: Only
    You: …
    Stranger: OMG it is..thank god i’m friend with Bill Gates
    You: Fuck Bill Gates!!!
    You: He own me money and condoms!!!
    You: and some AIDS
    Stranger: He will front me $1,000,000,000 ..I will double it in 72 hours playing black jack
    Stranger: and I will buy you a entire island of puppy poop to play in
    Stranger: thats how much i love you son
    You: And after that, you burn all your money!!!
    You: Thanks mom
    Stranger: Yes becase we dont want the money to go to my head like last time
    You: no
    You: That was creepye
    Stranger: I’m perfectly fine driving this rusty old station wagon
    You: There was no brain
    Stranger: and banging your fat ugly sister
    You: Only Gum-gum
    You: Do you mean my brother Carl???
    Stranger: She cooks me bacon and grits in the old trailer
    Stranger: woops your sister died
    You: Yearยจ
    Stranger: hey those fuckers erased my memory to
    You: Did you killed her???
    Stranger: Not cool
    You: did you?
    Stranger: i’m going to take out a hit on Will Smith and that other guy before i burn all this money
    You: I can burn it for you
    Stranger: I only putt a belt around her next and let her hand for 30 seconds well we were fucking
    You: Me to
    You: I was there
    You: And doiring it
    You: ๐Ÿ˜€
    You: …
    Stranger: She kinda looks like David Carradine
    Stranger: you where licking my balls
    You: It is David Carradine!!!
    You: I know
    Stranger: thank you so much
    You: They tasted like poop
    You: oooh
    Stranger: that was poop silly
    You: It was maby poop
    Stranger: how was the corn?
    You: Popcorn?
    You: or balls
    Stranger: yes exaclty
    Stranger: was it to butter…did that white butter tast funky
    You: They tasted like lollypop
    Stranger: No that was 50 cent son
    You: No, More like disco
    Stranger: I think you went through the wrong door or something
    Stranger: omg David Carrading has the wickedest moves
    You: No, I went through the wrong pussy
    Stranger: into a whales vagina
    You: No, it got balls, and a looooong stick
    Stranger: was the a 50 inch in your vagina
    You: Yes
    Stranger: idk I usually get the penthouse in the vales vagina
    You: Me to
    Stranger: with the bowling alley and swiming pool
    You: Yes
    Stranger: but i really with they just had a ping pong table
    Stranger: with forest bung and bubba
    You: No, I burned it
    You: And buba
    Stranger: Forest?
    You: Yearh
    Stranger: Is this Hanable?
    Stranger: Young hanable or old hanalbe?
    You: Stuppid is what stuppid does motherfukka
    Stranger: Dont stick your dick in that filthy whore jenny son
    You: Why???
    You: I like her
    You: And her AIDS
    Stranger: Wait till Bubba drops the soap and go in for the kill
    You: aaaauw
    You: No
    Stranger: yes
    You: Whait
    You: That was mee
    You: agin
    Stranger: or i’ll whipe you fOREST
    You: Gump
    You: Ok
    You: Look
    You: This is me
    Stranger: watever you retard
    You: http://www.djmilkncookies.com/wp-content/uploads/poop-1.jpg
    Stranger: fuck no sir
    You: I made a little poop
    You: Or just google ‘poop’
    Stranger: can you order me some chicken?
    You: In picures
    You: Yes
    Stranger: okay i want a large crispy chicken from uncle ming wongs sons
    You: Wiht poop or with piss
    You: ???
    Stranger: jewish piss if they have it
    You: Oooh
    You: I’m sorry
    Stranger: if not..just bocoli
    Stranger: bocoli
    You: We only have catholic piss today
    Stranger: i dont even know what that is
    Stranger: no good son
    You: Thats poop in chinese
    Stranger: How bout skin head mixed with emo piss
    You: Wee got that
    Stranger: sweeeeeet
    Stranger: I’m so happy
    You: That wiil bee…
    Stranger: yeah whatever
    You: How much do you got???
    Stranger: put it on your cedit card
    You: Ok
    You: I got
    You: …
    You: 144452444 ยง
    Stranger: and send it to…5532 woodlongblackcocks dr
    You: $
    Stranger: thats it
    You: And it will be…
    You: 144452444,1 $
    Stranger: or wait..actually send it to
    You: I don’t have enough
    Stranger: longwindyblackcocks dr
    Stranger: new york ny 14610
    You: ok
    You: I sendet it to your moms asshole
    You: 1221
    Stranger: Ask for Dr Drew
    Stranger: nooooooo
    You: no
    You: He own me money!!!
    You: And piss
    You: …
    Stranger: she is alergic to emo piss in her ass son
    You: ohhh
    Stranger: I’ll break his fucking legs son
    You: Then fuck it!!!
    You: ok mom
    Stranger: You’ll never be able to but your head up there again
    Stranger: what have you don
    Stranger: done*
    You: I don’t know
    Stranger: not that my grammer or spelling matter at this pint
    You: Agin???
    Stranger: Get the fuck off my island
    Stranger: lol
    You: OK
    You: I’m out
    You: Of your moms ass
    Stranger: i dont care ..take my submarin
    You: I don’t like submarin’s
    You: I like puppypoops
    Stranger: then go in the whales vagina
    You: ok
    You: See you mom
    You: Bye!!!
    Stranger: I’v hid all the puppies in there anyway
    Stranger: fuck off
    Stranger: fucking wast of island space
    You: Fuck off 2

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    You: Yogi?
    Stranger: Boo boo?!
    You: no
    You: bear!
    You: Dee?
    Stranger: Dum?
    You: No
    You: Dee dee
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  • You: Yes
    Stranger: yes
    You: Yeah
    Stranger: oh yeah
    You: Hell Yeah!
    Stranger: o hellz to the yeah!
    You: Dubble rainbow Yeah!
    Stranger: triple rainbow yeah!
    You: Just Yeah! Yeah!
    Stranger: O YEAH!!!
    You: Y Yeah!
    Stranger: WOOO!
    You: WOOOHOOO!!!
    Stranger: WOOOOOHOOOOO OH YEAH!!!!
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    You: : greetings you delicious stranger
    Stranger: hey
    You: When did the world become full of zombies?
    Stranger: oooh..
    Stranger: i love the zombies
    You: that greattt i have a zombie trap ๐Ÿ˜‰
    Stranger: oooh ๐Ÿ˜‰
    Stranger: nice
    You: i know be carful
    Stranger: but ima wampire .. i rawr and bite
    You: ohhh okayy
    Stranger: yeah
    You: i am a werwolf
    Stranger: yup
    You: soo..
    Stranger: oooh… nice
    You: yeahh
    Stranger: i love werewolfs..
    You: do u like twlight ?
    Stranger: Yeah

  • A guide to Cybersex

    You: hello
    Stranger: hello
    You: what is cybersex?
    Stranger: to have sex online
    You: really?
    You: how can that happen?
    Stranger: you just masterbate while the other person tells you stuff to get you off
    You: have you ever done it?
    Stranger: i would be lying if i said no
    Stranger: but not lately
    Stranger: i stopped that sort of thing
    You: is it fun?
    Stranger: it can be
    You: why did you stop?
    Stranger: because its not fun after a while
    You: can you teach me how to do it?
    Stranger: how old are you?
    You: why do you ask?
    You: my parents said it’s ok..
    Stranger: omg what?
    You: please? ๐Ÿ™
    Stranger: are you a girl or a boy?
    You: can i chose whatever i want?
    Stranger: why would you do that?
    You: because i can?
    Stranger: no you cant…you have to be what you are so you can touch yourself
    You: ah i see
    You: well i’m a boy
    Stranger: okay
    Stranger: im a girl
    You: aha
    You: so what do i do next?
    Stranger: what do you look like?
    You: like the average 11 year old..
    Stranger: omg >.>
    Stranger: thats a tough question to answer
    You: you don’t remember?
    Stranger: yeah lets say that
    You: how can you not remember
    You: i’ll always remember you now
    You: what’s your name?
    Stranger: madie
    You: you’re from US?
    Stranger: yes
    You: what do you do for a living?
    You: you go to school?
    Stranger: yeah i go to school
    You: how should I talk to a girl in order to get her to have sex with me?
    Stranger: get to know her and like her
    You: i get to like her as soon as i look at her
    You: if she looks good
    You: you really won’t have sex with me? i’ll give you 1000$
    Stranger: no!
    You: ok, well i can’t find a good finish for this guide
    You: but it’s been a great guide
    You: you didn’t seriously believe i’m 11 did you?
    Stranger: lol no
    You: bullshit
    You: don’t spoil not
    You: now
    Stranger: you’re not are you?
    You: but you thought I was?
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: you were too clueless
    You: ok, i’m 10
    Stranger: when i was 11 i knew a lot lol
    Stranger: liar
    You: so when did you lose your virginity?
    Stranger: i havent
    Stranger: lmao
    You: that’s a long waiting time
    You: from 11 till now..
    You: lots of hand action..
    Stranger: i know its horrible
    You: should of accepted my offer
    You: 1000$…
    You: and 11 old dick
    You: you can pretend you’re 11 too
    Stranger: i dont want to lose it to an 11 year old dick
    Stranger: is the size of an 11 year old?
    You: how old should the dick be?
    Stranger: how old are you?
    You: hahaha
    You: 19
    Stranger: im 17
    Stranger: like i said
    Stranger: but i’ll be 18 in like 3 weeks
    You: still you’re pretty far… ;P
    You: how comes you’re still a virgin, you seem pretty eager to not be..
    You: don’t worry, i won’t tell anybody!
    Stranger: im not eager not to be
    You: “i know its horrible”
    Stranger: say that because people judge me
    You: so you wouldn’t want them to think you want to be a virgin
    Stranger: and if i insult myself they tend to shut up
    Stranger: yeah kinda
    You: but do you?
    Stranger: kinda.
    You: really?
    Stranger: there isnt anyone i want to bang
    You: didn’t you say orgasms feel great?
    You: yeah i guess that won’t stop you
    You: but i somehow find it hard to believe
    Stranger: find what?
    You: that there isn’t anyone you want to bang
    Stranger: i masterbate, but i havent found anyone i want to say “omg fuck me” to
    You: by the way…except me…why would you tell people about your virginity…
    You: then worry about if they judge you
    You: it’s called masturbation by the way ๐Ÿ˜‰
    You: don’t teach the kids wrong next time
    Stranger: i forget how to spell when im sleepy
    You: getting horny thinking about 11 year olds?
    Stranger: no
    You: you’re the expression of female paedo bear
    Stranger: i wanted to help the little booger out
    You: yeah, that’s what they all say…
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    You: pffft fuck you then
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: why?
    Stranger: what did i do to u
    You: you left
    Stranger: left where
    Stranger: ‘
    Stranger: ???
    You: the house
    Stranger: u want me to come back
    Stranger: if i come back im going to bed
    You: yess
    You: no
    Stranger: well dont yell at me for leaving
    You: i dont want you to go to bed hunny
    Stranger: then whos bed?
    You: well you stole my cookie so i told you to leave!
    You: no ones bed
    Stranger: can i have some milk
    You: our bed ๐Ÿ˜‰
    You: nope, ran out., SOZZ
    Stranger: aaw
    Stranger: no milk no cookie
    You: are you still seeing that old woman across the road?
    You: because if you are
    You: i will cut you
    Stranger: was over there this morning for coffee and a muffin
    Stranger: but that it
    Stranger: i swear’
    Stranger: no lie
    You: you didnt do anything?
    You: srsly?
    You: youre such a liar, ken!
    Stranger: yes why would i?
    Stranger: barbie i didnt do anyrthing
    You: because youve cheated on me before with her, thats why
    Stranger: u have no proff
    You: i saw you with my own eyes, idiotttt!
    Stranger: you did not that was my twin
    You: you were aaaalllll over her
    Stranger: u saw him with her
    You: you dont have a twin
    Stranger: well maybe i should be all over you but u forgot to buy milk this week
    You: just because im the woman in the relationship, doesnt mean im supposed to buy the goddamn milk!
    You: you lazy shit
    Stranger: well make some
    Stranger: i work my ass off all day
    Stranger: its hard being me
    You: im not makin no milk, hoe!
    Stranger: ok fune
    Stranger: fine
    You: i work my ass off too! :O all you do is watch the tv
    You: lazy shit
    Stranger: can i ask u something
    Stranger: do u know me?
    You: yes ken, i know you
    You: your my lazy ass husband
    You: thats who you are!
    You: HOE!
    Stranger: what year did we get married if ur my real wife
    Stranger: ur a gov cover up
    Stranger: i seen the files
    You: 2001
    You: hoe
    Stranger: i know who ur working for
    You: im not working for noboddyyy -shifty eyes-
    Stranger: ur still as pretty as the day i met you
    You: you’re so full of shit ken
    You: you cant even remember the day you met me because you were fucking DRUNK!
    Stranger: yes i was but im in aa
    Stranger: now
    You: huh?
    Stranger: i stopped drinking for u
    Stranger: went and got help
    You: yeah, and then you started smoking. druggie.
    You: we may have to have a divorce..
    Stranger: i think we caan save this
    Stranger: there is still hope
    You: i really think we cant. ive put up with you for 15 years now ken! youre the most laziest twat i have ever seen in my life, and i cant takeit any more!
    Stranger: love is in the air
    You: you dont cook
    You: you dont clean
    You: you dont brush up
    You: you dont look after the kids
    You: youre fuckin useless!
    Stranger: kids
    Stranger: what kids
    You: EXACTLY!
    Stranger: o sorry thats the meth talking
    You: youre so high all the time, you forget you even have kids! idiot
    Stranger: am nit
    You: we’re having a divorce
    Stranger: not just everyday that ends in a y
    You: so now you can be with that old woman accross the street :'(
    Stranger: i dont want her i want u
    You: no you dont! you never help me :'(
    Stranger: things will change i can change my life around yet
    Stranger: its not to late
    Stranger: there is hope we can get help
    You: and you stil havent fucking changed!
    You: you are a typical man
    You: you lazy
    You: useless
    You: pice
    You: of
    You: shit
    Stranger: im sorry baby
    Stranger: i tried
    Stranger: what would u like me to so now
    You: i would like you to look after the kids from time to time
    Stranger: how can i keep u
    Stranger: i dont want to lose u
    You: i would like it if you’d stop going out to the pub with you idiotic friends every night
    Stranger: i have noone else no family no friends
    You: i would like it if you cleaned the house
    You: i would like it if you’d stop smoking around the kids
    Stranger: i can do all of that
    You: i would like it if you’d stop putting your cigs under MY FUCKING PILLOW!
    You: i would like it if you went to buy the fucking milk for a change!
    Stranger: ill get condoms too
    Stranger: lol
    Stranger: some make up
    Stranger: never hurts
    You: we wont be having sex until you change your ways
    Stranger: what about church
    Stranger: i forgot where we got married]
    You: you fucking idiottttt!
    You: we go married in vegas
    You: remember?!
    Stranger: o yea baby i forgot still comin down
    Stranger: its gonna be ok
    Stranger: i will have my problem under controll
    You: how can i ever trust you again?
    Stranger: we are gonna get through this
    You: youre going to cheat on me again
    Stranger: only u can make that choice if u ever want tot trust me again
    Stranger: no i wont baby i promise
    Stranger: i have changed

    You: Hello to you too..?
    Stranger: Shut up. My mom thinks im cool.
    You: hah. I havnt laughed that hard since i fell off my dinosaur.
    Stranger: Barney..?
    You: not anymore…
    Stranger: GASP!

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    You: hey there sexy. wanna breed?
    Stranger: asl
    You: do u always ask that?
    Stranger: no
    You: then y now
    Stranger: dunno
    You: o
    You: ok
    Stranger: dick got chunky in midnight
    You: :O

  • You: You walk into a room and see a flash. What do you do?
    Stranger: probably run towards the light.
    You: Unable to see you run towards the light, fall down a flight of stairs, break your neck and die.
    You: You lost the game.
    You: Try again?
    Stranger: but breaking your neck is fun. what if that was the result i was looking for, therefore i didnt lose, i won.
    You: You walk into a room and see a flash. What do you do?
    Stranger: i fart and sneeze at the same time.
    You: The simultaneous action of the fart and sneeze opens a black hole and kills all of humanity.
    You: You won the game.
    You: Play again?
    Stranger: ๐Ÿ˜€
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    Stranger: I’m Justin bieber
    You: cool
    Stranger: Yeah
    You: i don’t like your fans
    Stranger: Oh why?
    You: there crazy hypebeast teenybopers
    Stranger: Ha. Ohwells.
    You: yeah it’s whateves
    Stranger: Hahha. Do u like me?
    You: not really
    Stranger: Aww. Lol
    You: I however don’t believe you
    Stranger: Why not? You can ask me anything.
    You: because if you were you would take pride in your name
    Stranger: I am taking pride if my bame
    You: you put a lowercase on your last name but you’ve been grammatically correct for this whole convo
    Stranger: Name*
    Stranger: Of*
    Stranger: Man. I’m just trying to have a fun convo here coz I’m bored. I woke up very early and I’m just bored ๐Ÿ™
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    You: skrillex?
    Stranger: ????
    You: trap?
    Stranger: !!!
    Stranger: again
    Stranger: ?????
    You: thomas?
    Stranger: yeah
    Stranger: thats right
    Stranger: how u doing john
    You: i’m good
    You: how’s the baby pig?
    Stranger: so ur little johnny has any coplaints, john?
    You: oh tonss
    Stranger: just ate it for pork
    You: well, that’s unfortunate.
    Stranger: is he still so little or has he grown?
    You: he’s grown
    Stranger: n hows ur wife?
    You: did he talk to her later?
    You: she’s good. carrying alien twins again.. she’s such a slut
    Stranger: still fooling around the town?
    You: yeah, of course
    Stranger: he he…all new dimension of fooling around!
    You: I know. She says i can go get knocked up with that lady at the meat market, but last time i gave birth i smelled for two weeks
    Stranger: so when were u out of jail?
    You: oh, just since 2013
    You: it’s been awhile
    Stranger: thats good..
    You: yupp yupp
    You: how’s the farm?
    Stranger: that guy u killed, is he still dead?
    You: no, that son of a bitch got the court papers!
    Stranger: farms fine, the rooster is out of control
    Stranger: fucking all the chicks around
    You: hmm, i’m sorry to hear about that.
    Stranger: no its good we’ll get more eggs
    You: tht’s true but what if they come out purple again, then waht?
    Stranger: they’ll grow 2 fuck again
    You: good
    Stranger: fo enough trolling 4 today?
    Stranger: *so
    You: sure
    Stranger: bye
    You: later thromas
    Stranger: see u around John

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    Stranger: how in the hell can i trust anything u say to me
    You: idont know
    You: dont
    Stranger: ok i will bear that in mind
    Stranger: dont go gettin any ideas
    You: yea, i wasnt goona lol
    Stranger: i know ur type
    You: and whats that huh? you think you know me when you dont
    Stranger: sitting there judging me
    Stranger: oh i know u alright sunbeam
    Stranger: better than your own mother
    You: huh?
    You: look, i thought we had this discussion before suzy, it’s over
    You: move on, go be free
    Stranger: who the hell is suzzzzy
    You: i don’t know, i thought i was just playing along :S
    Stranger: typical of u to do that
    Stranger: always think your one step ahead of the crowd
    Stranger: well i got news for you buddy
    You: yes it is, and no i doont, you think you know me but i have changed.. im a changed person now
    Stranger: it aint all fun n games out here in the real world
    Stranger: for real kiddo
    You: i didnt say it was
    Stranger: you havent changed a goddam bit
    You: its one cruel world out there
    Stranger: you
    You: how would you know? you never, text, or e-mail me anymore
    Stranger: listen kiddo one piece of advice
    You: you never call, or say hi when you see me it’s like you see right throw me, like we never met
    Stranger: before im done with u forever
    You: look, i dont know who your calling kiddo, kiddo but like i said it was already over
    Stranger: you can avoid reality but you cannot avoid the effects of avoiding reality
    Stranger: that is all
    You: and i dont want your sticken peace of advice, anymore im done
    You: wait, what??
    You: u just lost me
    Stranger: read it and think about it
    Stranger: its not too late for you. goodbye

  • You: Oh hallo!
    Stranger: hiiias…………
    Stranger: ah bolo….
    Stranger: m.f
    You: f
    Stranger: ur name pls….
    You: Um, no.
    You: If I wanted to personalize I’d be on yahoo. Not omegle. Silly.
    Stranger: y kkkk letz have some sex chat….
    You: Nope.
    Stranger: wat do u say,,,
    Stranger: yyyyyy….
    You: Because I’m an adult that can get sex the real way.
    Stranger: omegle iz meant 4 diz only no….
    You: Nope. Lol.
    Stranger: ur age plz….
    You: I’m 21.
    Stranger: am 19….
    You: Ah
    Stranger: onlly 2 yrs yar….
    You: Then you should grow up.
    Stranger: girls r always like dat…..
    You: They have more sense.
    You: Plus
    You: How do you really know I’m a girl/
    You: ?*
    Stranger: everythng v ask dey say no no no……
    Stranger: itz common psychology mam…..
    You: Lol yes. Its called equality.
    You: Maybe you were born in the wrong time?
    Stranger: itz kkk
    Stranger: den can u give me some sex class….
    You: Nope.
    You: Take one at your community college.
    Stranger: diz is quite common….
    Stranger: kkk u r from….
    You: Take a guess?
    Stranger: i thnk india,,,,,becuz alwayz no…..me 2 4m india….
    You: Nope.
    You: I’m from the United States.
    You: 24?
    You: Lol.
    You: You just said you were 19.
    Stranger: jst jokng….
    You: Hilarious.
    Stranger: kkkk leava it….
    Stranger: have u got married….
    You: I am.
    Stranger: ohhh den i thnk u have a good expirence…mam…
    You: Experience?
    You: With what?
    You: Obvious troll is obvious.
    Stranger: in sex….mam,,,
    You: Well that would be my buisness.
    Stranger: den r u a prostitute…..
    You: LOL
    You: I mean
    You: Its my…secret. I guess you can say
    You: Like.
    You: I’m the only one thats supposed to know.
    You: ROFL

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    Stranger: hey, i have depression so if you dont want to talk to me, disconnect.
    You: ,
    You: oh
    You: ummm
    You: shit
    You: ahhhhh!
    You: what do i do!
    Stranger: what ?
    You: damnit
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  • You: DA?
    Stranger: hey
    You: DAD?
    Stranger: possible
    You: GIVE ME 3DS
    Stranger: no
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  • Talk to strangers!
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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    Stranger: hey, ask me any 5 questions and I’ll answer them all honestly?
    Stranger: hahha
    You: ready, sugarpop?
    Stranger: go for it then
    Stranger: always ๐Ÿ˜‰
    You: 1. have you ever gazed upon horseshoe crabs in the physical act of love and thought, “My, what I would do to eat a cheese ravioli smothered in Donald Trump’s oyster sauce!”?
    Stranger: sorry to desapoint you, but no
    Stranger: have you? HAHAHA
    You: …well, maybe you’ll give me an answer I want to hear soon.
    You: unfortunately, I have, and have become obsessed with the thought.
    Stranger: i see that hahaha
    You: 2. Which would you rather have: 1. A glowing zucchini in the shape of a zebra. 2. Siamese twin orangutans (one pregnant and with Down syndrome, the other with Asperger’s) or 3. Samuel L Jackson and John Travolta stuck in their characters from Pulp Fiction?
    Stranger: i choose number 2 sir
    You: OMG ME TOO!
    Stranger: hahahahaha
    You: My reason is because one can pleasure me and show no expression, while the other pops out our gorgeous sexy orangu-human babies!
    Stranger: the orangu-human babies was one of the reasons for me too haha
    You: …3. What about the pleasure without expression?
    Stranger: but down syndrome and asperger’s were crucial in that decision too
    Stranger: thats sad, i wouldnt go for that =(
    You: Well, that’s fine enough. I guess.
    You: question 4:
    You: North Korea calls and demands you return their Charlie Sheen footie pajamas they lent you. How do you respond, and would you involve any other country?
    Stranger: i would answer: Im sorry, but i got siamese twin orangutangus (one pregnant and with down syndrome, the other with asperger’s) and they really cant sleep without it. and i would involve south korea, just to see how it would go.
    Stranger: but of course i would be lying about the orangutangus, i just dont want then to keep annoying me to return their charlie sheen footie pajamas
    Stranger: im sure you understands me
    Stranger: final question, make it worth it
    You: That’s a reasonable answer, bubblekins. Though I would send them a link to that one popular Cee Lo Green song instead of the orangutan excuse.
    Stranger: yea, that might has worked as well
    You: After that, I would involve Switzerland and Iceland because Switzerland has been neutral for far too long and needs to kick some ass, and because Iceland has Bjork, who can win any war with her ear-piercingly nauseating voice.
    You: QUESTION 5:
    Stranger: OMG u should be a president
    Stranger: or at least work at onu
    Stranger: u should get ur own sit at the g5 !
    You: (If I were president, I would have meerkat vending machines with meerkats of every flavor, and a flying walrus with rainbow tusks and licorice hide to replace Air Force One)
    You: And I would legalize pediophilia, but you didn’t hear that.
    Stranger: =o
    You: Does Mike Tyson bite the ears off of rabbits where you live?
    Stranger: ill pretend i didnt hear that and i’ll go straight to answer the final question
    Stranger: yea, he probably did
    You: ๐Ÿ˜‰ Thanks, wonderstick, for keeping my secret.
    Stranger: can i get my shot now?
    Stranger: i will anyway
    You: 5 questions for me?
    You: You’re too kind, buttercup.
    Stranger: theres just ONE thing that will take my sleep the whole night if u dont answer me
    Stranger: why would legalize pediophilia?
    You: …Because pedophiles are completely misunderstood in society. In fact, they’re probably more human than the rest of the world.
    You: All they want is some young lovin’. ๐Ÿ™
    You: Did I creep you out? because then I succeeded.
    Stranger: no, actually u didnt
    Stranger: i just thought u were abused when u were little, and u enjoyed it
    Stranger: or maybe that you abuse of kids too
    You: …You’ll never know… That’s the beauty of the internet, sweet cheeks.
    Stranger: yes, i hate to admit that.. but you are a 100% right
    Stranger: another question.. where do u REALLY think im from?
    You: ….
    You: (I’m thinking)
    Stranger: take ur timw
    Stranger: time
    You: ….Gaborone, Botswana?
    You: (I hear they have tasty meerkats)
    You: (Especially the ones on Meerkat Manor, I ate Flower and Mozart)
    Stranger: yea, i heard something like that too
    Stranger: and i have to say that u are the worst guesser ive ever spoke to ๐Ÿ™‚
    You: Honeybunny, I’m the Machiavelli of toaster oven philosophy, the Billy Idol of trainspotting, searing the Marshmallow Fields of Wapple Pap with my Unobtainium fistful of crying mandrakes. I laugh at your foolish diatribe, Shakespearean piss-pot
    Stranger: i dont even like shakespeare
    You: ……I’ll ignore that last statement, crumb cake. Next question?
    Stranger: sure ๐Ÿ™‚
    You: (before you ask me one more, I forgot to ask about your pbp)
    You: (I’m assuming you do not know what that is. It’s philosophy, beard (y/n) and pregnancy status)
    You: come on, it’s a pretty common question. You should be able to ejaculate it right out.
    You: …I’ve been waiting for quite a while, fairysprinkles.
    You: Unfortunately, I feel that our chemistry has subsided. I must move on to the next tortured soul, yearning for some delectable insight: my teachings are like the semen of Zeus and Poseidon, without the lightning and brine.
    You: Toodles, lovespread.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
    You:ย Grandma’ ! It’s me Anastasia.
    Stranger:ย hey, it’s me Lenin, and us revolutionaries have been looking for you
    You:ย Lenin! I’ts me Anastasia.
    Stranger:ย I know, you’ve eluded us for too long
    Stranger:ย Time to join the rest of your family
    You:ย But they’re dead…..
    Stranger:ย exactly
    Stranger:ย I’m sorry Anastasia
    You:ย NOOOOO!!!
    Stranger:ย You’ll have to blame this on Rasputin
    You:ย MURDERER!
    You:ย ok…
    Stranger:ย Hey, at least I’m not Stalin
    You:ย Can we play a game before I die?
    You:ย I love games….
    Stranger:ย Yeah sure
    You:ย The rules are….
    You:ย That you DIE!
    You:ย And I live ๐Ÿ™‚
    Stranger:ย Ah, I see
    Stranger:ย well… It looks like you’ve got me there
    Stranger:ย Well played Anastasia, well played
    You:ย YAY!
    Stranger:ย here have this cup of champagne to celebrate your victory
    You:ย Are you dead yet?
    Stranger:ย dying
    You:ย When is your funeral?
    Stranger:ย Actually, let’s all drink a toast to Anastasia’s victory *pours champagne for everyone*
    Stranger:ย about a week, I’m guessing
    You:ย Can I have your money when you’re dead?
    Stranger:ย Planning on coming?
    You:ย And cookies?
    Stranger:ย Yeah yeah
    Stranger:ย here have a cookie now
    You:ย YAY!
    You:ย I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE cookies!!!!
    You:ย I’ll come to the funeral to see your dead body
    Stranger:ย Yes, that’s right, eat that cookie!
    Stranger:ย Muhahahaha
    Stranger:ย it was a poison cookie!!
    You:ย Oh no!
    You:ย NOOOO!!
    You:ย Then
    You:ย then
    You:ย i can’t
    You:ย come to your funeral…
    Stranger:ย we can have a joint funeral
    Stranger:ย that way we’ll be at each others funerals
    You:ย Oh, that’s smart…
    You:ย I’ll be there!
    Stranger:ย awesome
    Stranger:ย and pretty poetic huh?
    You:ย Yeah
    Stranger:ย Glad you agree
    You:ย How long is it before i die from the poison?
    You:ย I’m Excited!
    Stranger:ย Shouldn’t be long now
    You:ย If you see a bright light when you die, don’t go in to it!
    Stranger:ย ok, meet you on the other side?
    You:ย Yeah
    You:ย But not on the bright side
    You:ย because i can’t go there
    Stranger:ย On the dark side
    Stranger:ย because they have waaaay better cookies
    You:ย Really!?
    Stranger:ย oh yeah!
    You:ย Can we go there now?
    Stranger:ย yeah, i’m about to die anyway…
    Stranger:ย eurghhhhhhhh-*
    You:ย NOooo!
    You:ย Don’t die!!
    You:ย Oh wait!
    You:ย YEESS!
    You:ย DIE!
    Stranger:ย *ghost voice* So will yoouuuuuuu in 10 seconds!
    You:ย ARRGHH !!! It’s so bright here!!
    You:ย I can’t take it
    Stranger:ย TURN AROUND
    Stranger:ย go into the darkness!
    You:ย Found You
    Stranger:ย Awesome
    Stranger:ย so.. now what?
    You:ย Ahhh. It’s so dark…. I LIKE IT
    Stranger:ย so do I ๐Ÿ™‚
    Stranger:ย I can pretend to be a ninja, or batman
    You:ย Hey, Isn’t that Satan?
    Stranger:ย Oh yeah
    Stranger:ย Hey Satan!
    You:ย Long time no see Satan
    Stranger:ย eh?
    Stranger:ย so that’s how you escaped?
    You:ย Oh didn’t I tell you?
    You:ย Yes
    Stranger:ย Oh, okay
    Stranger:ย that was a bit sneaky
    You:ย Isn’t that….
    You:ย NOOOO!
    You:ย IT’S BIEBER
    You:ย NOOOO!
    Stranger:ย AHHHHHHHHH
    Stranger:ย Quick, kill him!!
    Stranger:ย Kill him!!!
    You:ย he’s in hell…
    You:ย he is dead
    Stranger:ย kill him again?
    Stranger:ย send him to hell for dead people?
    You:ย Can I do It?
    Stranger:ย Go! Do it!
    You:ย I’ll kill him again!
    Stranger:ย AWESOME!!!
    Stranger:ย I’ll go get some fire so we can burn him
    You:ย hehehehe now he’s dead!!!!!!
    You:ย BURN HIM!
    Stranger:ย Hihihihihihihihi
    Stranger:ย I love the smell of burning flesh in the morning
    You:ย Me too
    You:ย I like the taste too….
    You:ย the blood
    You:ย the flesh
    Stranger:ย like bbq ribs
    You:ย OHHh
    Stranger:ย Foodgasm
    You:ย I only like dead bodies..
    Stranger:ย Necrophilia?
    You:ย AND COOKIES!
    You:ย YES!!
    You:ย …
    You:ย How did you know!!!!!??????
    Stranger:ย I’m psychic
    You:ย I KNEW IT!
    Stranger:ย Yeah, that’s how I manipulated all those russians
    You:ย Hmmm… Now that I think about it they always acted strange around you…
    Stranger:ย Oh yeah. It was tough work though
    Stranger:ย especially when the vodka was passing round
    You:ย Loved those times…
    Stranger:ย oh yes, that vodka can make even the hottest of russian women look like a man
    You:ย Lenin…
    You:ย There is something i must tell you
    Stranger:ย you are a man?
    You:ย YES
    Stranger:ย I knew it
    You:ย How??
    You:ย I thought you wouldnt notice..
    Stranger:ย Psychic I tell you
    You:ย Is it because i didnt shave?
    Stranger:ย that was a bit of an indication

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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    You: I found you!
    Stranger: you did!!
    You: We were worried
    You: Hurry up! Let’s go
    Stranger: we? how many of you are there?
    You: Me, Bill and Frank
    Stranger: im ready i have my scarf on
    You: Dont forget your socks!
    You: it’s cold
    Stranger: of course i have my socks on. how else do i keep my hands warm?
    Stranger: tell bill to bring the chicken
    You: OR I KILL YOU!
    You: Shall we go?
    Stranger: whoa what are you a terrorist?
    Stranger: you’re a chicken terrorist?
    You: No, i just dont like Billยจ
    You: ARRRHHH…
    You: *dies*
    Stranger: well someone needs to carry frank otherwise he’ll fly away
    You: watch out ,… for.. the .. zom.. bies….
    You: *dead*
    Stranger: you havent seen my shotgun have you
    Stranger: jesus i need new friends
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • Stranger: i
    Stranger: hi
    You: HELLO

    Stranger: are you from the usa
    You: YES

    You: DO YOU?
    Stranger: i can see that. do you answer my questions too?
    Stranger: or not?
    Stranger: cause i can leave
    Stranger: 55555555
    Stranger: i made it easy
    Stranger: for a reason
    You: IT DOESN’T WORK!!!!!!!
    You: THEY CHANGED IT!!!!!!!!!
    Stranger: f u it doesnt work
    Stranger: you typed it wrong
    You: OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!
    Stranger: fuck em thats what i bought this shotty for
    You: NO NOT DAVE!!!!!!
    Stranger: spaz 12 ftw. with taped clips
    Stranger: they stand no chance
    Stranger: fuck dave, he had it coming
    Stranger: just cause you guys fucked doesnt mean he matters now
    Stranger: we have to keep moving
    Stranger: mcdonalds WILL be open
    Stranger: you want a McMuffin
    Stranger: theyre quite scrumcious
    Stranger: yeah you do
    Stranger: i can tell
    Stranger: eehhhh i dont know
    Stranger: they dont ever go away
    Stranger: i think itll work out
    Stranger: come on lets go get you an apple pie
    Stranger: *shchick-click…..BOOOOMMM….
    Stranger: *shchick-click…..BOOOm
    Stranger: not anymore
    Stranger: im getting hungry
    Stranger: thanks asshole now i wanna play left 4 dead
    Stranger: ok…fair enough…lets go fuck some unicorns
    Stranger: first time for everything
    Stranger: can i wear a condom at least
    Stranger: im cautious like that
    Stranger: can i buy you a new keyboard. one without a broken CAPS LOCK key
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: so tell me whre are you from?
    Stranger: where are you from ?
    You: im form the closet
    You: from narnia really
    You: just checking what
    You: lucy was doing
    You: so this is what the son of adam is doing… uh huh
    You: i mean daughter
    Stranger: haha and I’m alice in wondrland
    You: oh i heard bout the zombie outbreak
    You: well i must say you are alice in zombieland now are you?
    You: you must load your gun now. and i hope you brought the chainsaw mad hatter gave you?
    You: or i must say zmbie hatter
    You: sorry for the loss
    Stranger: haha what ever (:
    You: is that the kindness i shall receive after reminding you of your weapons?
    You: well kiddo, good luck… you’re on your own now. rule no. 1 don’t die
    You have disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
    Stranger: Sup noob
    You: so how’s it goin?
    Stranger: Pretty good
    Stranger: KDR?
    You: nope
    Stranger: what
    Stranger: lol
    Stranger: asl?
    Stranger: 13 m usa
    You: whoaw kiddo
    Stranger: Creeper
    You: are u even allowed to visit sites like this
    Stranger: Yehhh
    Stranger: And uh..
    Stranger: Nevermind
    Stranger: Yeah… people much younger than me
    Stranger: Come here
    Stranger: loloololol
    Stranger: I’m not too bad
    Stranger: :p
    You: young man, there a lot of perverts in here you must be careful
    Stranger: Yeah
    You: gaaah like im your mom.
    Stranger: LIke you..
    Stranger: Sir
    Stranger: Under federal laws
    You: uhuh
    Stranger: I am required to tell you I am a registered sex offender
    You: now im the bad guy
    You: im not even a guy
    Stranger: Yeah
    You: damn the internet
    Stranger: You’re a 50 year old man
    You: okay
    You: i admit i am a 50 year old man!
    You: fuck off my lawn
    Stranger: No man
    You: or ill shoot the shit outta you!
    Stranger: Imma bring my 12 year old friends
    Stranger: and shit on your lawn
    Stranger: loolol
    You: thats fine with me
    Stranger: Mhmm
    You: i can just cut their asses off
    Stranger: See
    Stranger: I knew
    Stranger: You were a sex offender like me
    You: oh yeaaah
    Stranger: I know we had something in commen
    Stranger: common
    You: so whatre you gonna do about it you gonna think of dirty stuff now eh?
    Stranger: Ehh..
    Stranger: I mean
    Stranger: Just cause
    Stranger: I’m a sex offender
    Stranger: doesn’t mean I sexually offend people
    Stranger: The reason
    Stranger: I’m classifed
    Stranger: as a sex offender
    Stranger: is because I slept with your mom
    Stranger: That’s all
    Stranger: Don’t be scared of me
    You: no. you dint
    You: asshole
    Stranger: Yes I did hole in the ass
    You: she sleeps with only one man and it aint mcdo for pete’s sake
    Stranger: lol
    You: you liar
    You: you bastard
    Stranger: lol
    Stranger: Seriously tho
    Stranger: how old are you
    Stranger: Like no-jokee
    Stranger: and are you a male or a female 0_o
    You: why dont you get back to your gym class boy and go smooching your girlfriend like justin beiber here
    Stranger: How’d you know
    Stranger: Seriously tho..
    Stranger: age and gender?
    You: wellp. im not gonna tell you classified sex offender
    You: why u so interested?
    Stranger: lo…
    You: you fancy me now huh?
    Stranger: Loll..
    Stranger: I told you
    Stranger: I slept with your mom
    Stranger: ONLY
    Stranger: reason
    Stranger: I’m a sex offender
    You: you fancy this lady lumps now huh?
    Stranger: besides
    Stranger: that was in the paast
    Stranger: lol..
    Stranger: You’re a man
    Stranger: how old are you
    You: i knoow
    Stranger: :p
    You: older than you think
    You: younger than what the internet may say
    You: that was poor
    Stranger: lol
    You: are ou even laughing out loud
    You: liar
    Stranger: uhhh yeah
    Stranger: This is lame
    Stranger: You’re a 50 year old man
    Stranger: talking to a 13 year old little boy
    Stranger: Don’t you feel ashamed of yourself
    You: yeah i get that a lot
    Stranger: You’re probably touching
    Stranger: you rpenis
    Stranger: penis*
    Stranger: at the moment
    Stranger: Rubbing it
    You: were just talking
    Stranger: Thinking of me
    Stranger: Wishing I was there
    Stranger: lol jk
    You: i dont even know
    You: you
    Stranger: Yeah… you’re ok
    Stranger: ๐Ÿ˜›
    Stranger: I know you
    Stranger: Well… I know your mom
    You: okay you crossed the line little boy
    Stranger: That’s about it
    Stranger: lol
    Stranger: What line
    You: first off dont you talk about my mom
    Stranger: Wel
    Stranger: She’s hot
    Stranger: What can I say
    You: 2nd you suck
    Stranger: Your mom’s vag
    Stranger: lololll
    You: 3rd im agirl respect the ladies lad. what did your parents teach you
    You: 4th oh wait
    Stranger: Yeah
    Stranger: Oh wait
    Stranger: you’re a man
    You: dont tell me your parents were sex offenders
    You: 5th bye
    Stranger: *giggles*
    Stranger: I love you
    You: 6th get on with your beiber life
    Stranger: But wait
    Stranger: I love you
    You: 7th what the hell
    You: youre preposterous
    Stranger: Waiiiiit iiiiiiiiiiii loveeeeeeeee youuuuuuuuuuuuu
    You have disconnected.

    • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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      Stranger: fuck you
      You: hows it going?
      Stranger: jk
      You: i get that a lot
      You: thanks anyway
      Stranger: good and you
      You: im pretty much fine
      Stranger: yeah?
      Stranger: im bored
      You: always the loser thats me
      You: well i can nvere get bored
      Stranger: y not?
      You: you see they flush my head in the toilet several times a day
      You: they chew my assignment i mean wow
      Stranger: dont be sad
      You: and they hit my head everytime i say ok
      You: and hi
      You: and wow
      You: and hey
      You: and all the letters in the alphabet
      You: well im not sad stranger
      You: im happy with it
      You: i even thought of starting a business
      You: i might call it punch the loser
      Stranger: about what?
      You: ๐Ÿ˜€
      Stranger: dont concern me like that
      Stranger: ill call the police
      You: lol
      You: thats a good one
      Stranger: you think im joking
      You: yeah
      Stranger: are you joking>
      You: you dont even know me stranger
      Stranger: ?
      Stranger: so
      Stranger: i can trace you IP address and send them to the location of your computer
      You: so its hyp[othetically impossible to call the police and arrest someone you havent even talked to in person
      You: okay thats awesome
      You: good luck with that.
      You: keep it coming
      Stranger: ok
      Stranger: im doing it
      You: ok.
      You: wow. this started off with a fuck you and ends up to tracing ip adresses. well that’s that’s nice
      Stranger: ok
      Stranger: i got you IP adress
      Stranger: i can trace it
      Stranger: all i have to do is ask you where you live
      Stranger: where do u live
      You: well i live in an open space
      Stranger: that doesnt help me
      Stranger: gimme a street name, state or a city
      You: in andorra. well good luck finding me dear stranger. please do visit my toilet flusher friends they got tissues. ๐Ÿ˜€
      You have disconnected.

  • Stranger:hi
    You: You better not be a goat
    You:Your a cow then
    Stranger:shit u
    Stranger:u a monkey
    You:Now your a lion?
    Stranger: Yessss
    You: nahh your just a goat
    You:Now your fat, WTF?
    You:Oh your a fat goat.
    Stranger: Fuck u
    Your conversational partner has diconnected.

  • You: I am not horny, ok? And I am thirteen.
    Stranger: hey
    Stranger: asl?
    Stranger: girl?
    You: Yeah.
    Stranger: can i ask u sexuak questions?
    You: Fine > >
    You: But just because I am bored.
    Stranger: wat size r ur boobies?
    You: 32B
    Stranger: hot
    Stranger: do u mastrubate
    You: Yes.
    You: Masturbate is the spelling, by the way.
    You: …
    Stranger: how many times a day?
    You: A day? Maybe once a week, but not every day.
    You: It would ruin the fun.
    You: xD
    Stranger: true
    Stranger: have you ever had sex yet?
    You: Nope.
    Stranger: do u wanna?

    You: Not really.
    You: I am going to wait.
    You: Masturbating will hold me off till then.
    Stranger: i havent eitheir but i want to
    Stranger: me to
    You: That’s good.
    Stranger: yeah
    Stranger: r u getting horny babe?
    You: Not really.
    Stranger: can i make u horny my sexy girl?
    You: Getting horny involves sexual things.
    Stranger: yes it does
    Stranger: can i?
    You: Not talking about the fat on my chest, or how often I masturbate.
    You: You can try.
    You: But I doubt you will succeed.
    You: I’m not ‘easy’.
    You: Sure, you can disconnect.
    Stranger: i want u to bounce on my hard cock
    Stranger: i wanna finger u
    You: But then you won’t get a challenge, but you’ll get a slut.
    Stranger: stick my cock in ur mouth and i want u to suck hard
    You: Oh, sorry, were those stupid comments actually part of your game?
    Stranger: i wanna jack off and cum all over ur face sexy
    You: Ew.
    You: That sounds disgusting.
    You: Not sexy.
    Stranger: ita not its hot
    Stranger: you’ll love it trust me
    You: If you want to get ME horny, then don’t you think you should try things that would appeal to ME?
    You: xD
    You: Not putting slime on my face that comes from the same thing that your urine comes from.
    Stranger: wat about if i stick my dick in ur pussy
    Stranger: has a guy ever asked u to have sex before?
    You: No.
    Stranger: oh
    You: Again, I am only thirteen.
    You: But how old are you?
    Stranger: i know but still…
    Stranger: 14
    You: You must be more inexperienced than I to think those things that are not very detailed at ALL would make me wet.
    You: You stick your cock in my pussy.
    You: That would make a MALE jack off.
    You: But not a woman.
    Stranger: i wanna finger ur vagin so fast
    You: I don’t finger.
    You: I masturbate a different way ;3
    Stranger: i wanna hancuff u o my bed
    Stranger: how?
    You: Gring
    You: *Grind
    Stranger: wanna grind on my cock?
    You: > >
    You: < <
    Stranger: r u naked babe?
    You: Not really.
    You: Nope.
    You: Fully dressed.
    Stranger: wat u wearing?
    You: And staying that way, because you are TERRIBLE at this.
    Stranger: do u wear a br yet?
    Stranger: *bra
    You: I already said, I am 32B
    Stranger: oh sorry i forgot
    You: I am surprised you have not disconnected yet. I mean, in the next that, there may be a slut who actually WOULD jack off to this, you know?
    You: *chat, not that

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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    You: hello
    Stranger: If all glibs are globs, and all globs are glebs, then by this logic all glebs are difinately glibs.
    a – True
    b – False
    c – It’s impossible to know

    Explain your answer.
    You: โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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    You: Quick! Ill say a word, say the first thing that comes to mind.
    You: Blue waffle
    Stranger: vagina
    You: u pass ๐Ÿ˜€
    You: i luv u
    Stranger: <3
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • Stranger: Hello, I’m a 18 year old guy from Denmark. ask me as many questions you want about anything and I will answer honestly =)

    You: Ok
    You: I’m a 15 year old girl from England
    You: What are your bank details?

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • Omegle conversation log


    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Hey 19 m usa you?
    You: hey wow ur fast
    Stranger: only when I wanna be ๐Ÿ˜›
    You: 23f usa (right below Canadia and above Mexico)
    You: haha
    Stranger: Hmm ima need a map just to make sure where that is
    You: i know. i carry an atlas just in case
    Stranger: thats always nice haha, what state?
    You: state? kinda drunk, but i could drive. U?
    Stranger: No you can’t! you gotta give me the keys
    You: i can’t find them. They’re somewhere here in Nevada.
    Stranger: looks like I’ll have to come over and help you look for them
    You: heh you can’t find them from where you are…. which issss…..
    Stranger: my house ๐Ÿ˜› in idahooo
    You: udaho?
    Stranger: only on the weekdays!
    You: well, that’s gotta pay well
    Stranger: I mean I can’t be givin all this for free ๐Ÿ˜‰ jk
    You: yeah that milkshake brings all the hoes to the yard
    You: and then they call the rakes and it’s mayhem
    Stranger: oh yeah, I mean I would give you a ride home but you might just try to take advantage of me…
    You: heh, you’re probably right. Give a girl a ride and she expects you to Swiffer the tile floors.
    You: And change lightbulbs everywhere.
    Stranger: RIght? but i think this might involve doin somethin else on the floors
    You: oh, i’m picking up what you’re putting down.
    You: you’re regrouting?
    You: talent!
    You have disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

    You: why did you leave me, you said you loved me?

    Stranger: hi

    Stranger: no i didnt leave you .how can you say that

    You: you did, this time im not sure I can forgive you

    Stranger: come on my love .why dont you believe me

    You: because I saw that slut, yeah Jerry told me, uhuh I went over and saw her dont lie I have it on camara!

    Stranger: who is jerry

    You: oh you dont no?

    You: well guess what Robert


    You: HARD

    You: hes bigger than you

    Stranger: then we are even.and you accusing me of cheatting

    Stranger: it is not the point in the size .its about how you fuck someone

    You: I cheated after you cheated

    You: well he can go sooo much longer

    You: and he has 2 balls you 1 ball FREAL

    You: *FREAK

    Stranger: and my sweety do you know that are freaks are better in sex the normal guys.if you think that he is better lover than me .then you have serious issues.

    You: Robert you suck in bed just admit it

    Stranger: when i fucked her she said that was one of the best fucking in her life .

    You: only cos you paid her to fuck you

    Stranger: no i dont need to pay unlike you

    You: :O well my parents lied the never liked you

    Stranger: i know that because i was so sexy and inteligent man . i know that the first time when i saw them .but i was polite. unlike your parents

    Stranger: i like the because of you

    Stranger: them

    You: -_- my daddy is a good man you bastard

    You: your not sexy

    You: my goat is hotter

    You: and my goat is better than you

    You: he nos how to please

    Stranger: omg you have serious issues my love .you are so deviant person. i didnt know that you love animal sweety.its so bad .you need help my love .anyway i love you although you like animals .this is the differnce between you and me .i can forgive and you cant .although you need medical helpe

    You: dude guess waht

    Stranger: yes my love

    You: Im carryn your baby

    You have disconnected

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: buddy the elf what’s your favorite color?
    You: ๐Ÿ™‚
    Stranger: don’t touch that buddy
    You: fine. Fernando the elf
    Stranger: asl?
    You: wtf is your fav color man?
    Stranger: red
    You: i love red ๐Ÿ˜€
    Stranger: the color of blood slowly seeping from the deep gash in your head
    Stranger: jk jk jk
    Stranger: hahaha
    You: hahaha
    You: O_O
    Stranger: asl?
    You: Well, about 29, m, and new york city (originally from north pole)
    Stranger: oh
    Stranger: I’m an elf
    Stranger: well technically I’m a human
    Stranger: but I was raised by elves
    You: really?
    You: how did that work out for you?
    Stranger: not too well
    Stranger: but the food was great as a child
    Stranger: especially the four elven food groups
    Stranger: candy, candy corns, chocolate, and syrup
    You: o:
    You: well
    You: i hear that you enjoy chewing ACG?
    Stranger: not sure what that is
    You: (already chewed gum)
    Stranger: oh yes
    Stranger: very much so
    Stranger: you wouldn’t happen to know when the narhwal bacons would you?
    You: hmm
    You: 0_0
    Stranger: dam
    You: narwhal bacons?
    You: D:
    Stranger: not one of us I guess
    You: noooo
    You: I got the pointy ears and stupid green outfit!
    Stranger: sorry bro
    Stranger: but I’m looking to talk to some girls
    Stranger: I enjoyed the elf banter though =)
    You: thanks man ๐Ÿ˜›
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • Question to discuss:
    what’s your age and gender (age group survey)

    Stranger 2: 17 f

    Stranger 1: 29m

    Stranger 2: is that all lol ๐Ÿ™‚

    Stranger 1: ha ha

    Stranger 2: Thats a really shitty question ๐Ÿ™

    Stranger 1: I got a question about truth or dare, that was a fun question

    Stranger 2: Ohhh how does that work??

    Stranger 2: That sounds fun ๐Ÿ™‚

    Stranger 1: you just play, i guess it on an honer system

    Stranger 1: since you cant see eachother

    Stranger 1: it’s fun, but only if you are willing to go through and do the challenges

    Stranger 2: Hmm yeah i agree, truth would be better thoughi think personally

    Stranger 2: Butthats a good one!

    Stranger 2: but thats**

    Stranger 1: butt hats

    Stranger 1: ๐Ÿ™‚

    Stranger 2: Rofl ๐Ÿ™‚ took me a minute to realise!

    Stranger 1: also I got a question once, that was, something like, “mind if I masturbate, while you two cyber”

    Stranger 2: Haha omg I havent got one like that (yet) which is surprising actually i only got one about fantasies

    Stranger 2: and idnt even get to write

    Stranger 2: people are toopolitical i think

    Stranger 2: too political** my spacebars stuffed

    Stranger 1: so they can be fun!

    Stranger 1: but yeah people are asking a lot of super serious questions

    Stranger 1: that’s not so much fun

    Stranger 2: And alot of racial questions which are super awkward lol some are just straight out stupid

    Stranger 2: and this one is boring

    Stranger 1: hmmm I usually just do the video chat on here, but this is fun

    Stranger 2: Id be scared I knew someone! haha

    Stranger 1: this one boring, so yeah third party viewer, think of a better question next time

    Stranger 2: Oh yeah forgot about them haha ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Stranger 1: there are a lot of people out there, the odds that you know someone isnt really good

    Stranger 2: I guess Im just paranoid Illdosomethingand someone will know me

    Stranger 1: yeah its not just us in here

    Stranger 1: what would you do?

    Stranger 1: what could be so damning that you would worry about your identity ?

    Stranger 2: Im kinda the “go where it takes you” person. I just hate awkward situations to be honest

    Stranger 2: Kindalike when Im shitat a game

    Stranger 1: awkward situations are only awkward until you push passed that

    Stranger 1: when you are “shitat”?

    Stranger 2: shit at** yes i guess I fear people wont like who I am

    Stranger 2: Stupid I know

    Stranger 1: i’m sure you are wonderful

    Stranger 1: we all are

    Stranger 1: afterall

    Stranger 1: everyone is wonderful in their own right

    Stranger 2: Positive thinking ๐Ÿ™‚ If only it were true

    Stranger 2: I dont agree

    Stranger 2: There are horrible people out there

    Stranger 1: yeah I dont agree with everyone, but I believe that everyone deserves a chance

    Stranger 2: I believe most do not everyone

    Stranger 2: Some people are sick minded

    Stranger 1: who knows, maybe under it all, they too are a super great person, just scared and hurt

    Stranger 2: Im talking about murders etc?

    Stranger 2: Not general people

    Stranger 1: me to

    Stranger 1: too

    Stranger 2: Really? you believe that about most people even murders rapists etc

    Stranger 1: murders are people who have made a lot, A LOT of bad choices in their lives

    Stranger 1: they all start off as beautiful babies

    Stranger 1: fresh starts… who knows

    Stranger 2: I belive once pushed past that point, even death for them is too easy. Babies are different, they dont have such capabilities

    Stranger 1: you are jaded

    Stranger 1: ๐Ÿ™‚

    Stranger 1: wanna talk about that?

    Stranger 2: What do you mean

    Stranger 1: you seem like you have a reluctancy to be forgiving

    Stranger 2: Ahh, I do though

    Stranger 2: I am too forgiving

    Stranger 1: of course, murders and rapist are extreme instances

    Stranger 2: Unless you do not deserve it, in which yes I am talking abot extreme instances

    Stranger 2: I have been affected by murder

    Stranger 2: I see what it does

    Stranger 2: And let me tell you I dont believe they deserve even death

    Stranger 1: I’ve been through combat and I understand what actual Hate is

    Stranger 2: By combat do you mean war?

    Stranger 1: yes

    Stranger 2: Are you in the army or something?

    Stranger 1: I’ve looked into eyes that only could look back at me with hate and discontent

    Stranger 2: I have seen small parts of that kindof hatred

    Stranger 1: marine corps

    Stranger 2: So your a marine and yet your so forgiving, I do not understand

    Stranger 2: My partner is in the army

    Stranger 1: even those hateful eyes, I believe could be turned

    Stranger 2: And I find it so hard to understand the hatred

    Stranger 2: But yet here you are completely different

    Stranger 1: you cant hold on to anger and hatred or it will certainly destroy you

    Stranger 2: I agree, But it can also help you

    Stranger 2: You need to be angry and show pain beofre you can move on

    Stranger 2: Its closure I guess

    Stranger 1: hmmm , think if you used love instead of hate to fuel your intentions, how much more could you do

    Stranger 2: Depends in what instances you use that love instead of hate

    Stranger 2: So you have a family?

    Stranger 1: you have to let go of hate and pain, or it will be a destructive force and destroy every thing good about you

    Stranger 1: i’ve been there

    Stranger 1: hate will always be sub par to love

    Stranger 1: I do have family,

    Stranger 1: a pug named winston, and a shorkie named felicity

    Stranger 2: Hmm interesting

    Stranger 2: But no kids or wife?

    Stranger 1: these two can be a handful

    Stranger 1: I have lots of nieces and nephews

    Stranger 2: Well maybe when you have that family of your own someday you mayunderstand what I am saying

    Stranger 2: The love you have for them is far beyond anything

    Stranger 1: hmm I wonder what the secret 3rd party silent chatters is thinking

    Stranger 2: They are probably think shit all i asked is age and gender

    Stranger 2: lol

    Stranger 1: haha

    Stranger 2: My pet on WoW is named winston btw

    Stranger 2: lol

    Stranger 1: nice

    Stranger 1: well im off

    Stranger 1: this was super

    Stranger 2: Bye ๐Ÿ™‚

  • You’re now watching two strangers discuss your question!
    Question to discuss:
    So, Evolution or Creationism ? Discuss! ๐Ÿ™‚
    Stranger 2: Evolution.
    Stranger 2: and that’s all the discussion you’ll ever get ๐Ÿ˜€
    Stranger 2: go to TED
    Stranger 2: and have a blast
    Stranger 2: and stranger isn’t responding
    Stranger 1: im blonde
    Stranger 2: awesome.
    Stranger 1: do you have a penis
    Stranger 2: as I said. Evolution.
    Stranger 2: two, actually.
    Stranger 2: mine and my boyfriend’s
    Stranger 1: whats evalutions
    Stranger 1: you gay?
    Stranger 2: person who asked the question (I hope you’re satisfied)
    Stranger 2: yeah, I’m homo ๐Ÿ˜€
    Stranger 1: yayy i love homo theres funnyy
    Stranger 2: I’m smart and sexy before funny
    Stranger 2: and sarcastic, sorry
    Stranger 2 has disconnected

  • You’re now watching two strangers discuss your question!
    Question to discuss:
    Can murder ever be justified?
    Stranger 2: sometimes
    Stranger 1: yeah
    Stranger 2: if jb is the one who is murdered
    Stranger 1 has disconnected

    Stranger 1 was obv a justin beiber fan

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Question to discuss:
    girls: if you were a hot secretary and your boss came to you right before 5 o clock one day and said want to get a weeks pay for free and slapped your ass would you comply?
    You: been there, done that..
    You: ๐Ÿ˜›
    Stranger: im a boss for a company
    You: hey boss
    You: about that paycheck
    Stranger: michelle?
    You: I got that underwear you told me to wear
    You: roaarrr
    Stranger: ooh
    You: that’s my name, don’t forget it
    Stranger: aww yeah
    You: i’m REAAllY going to work for my moneh
    Stranger: you bettah
    You: yeaaah..
    You: let me undress and..
    Stranger: take it like a wall
    You: *pulls out a gun;manly voice*
    Stranger: dodges matrix style
    You: damn it
    You: &out of bullets*
    Stranger: eats gun
    You: *it’s super effective*
    You: *i jump on the window”
    Stranger: i push u out
    You: *death appears, it’s super effective as well*
    You: g-byew cruel world
    Stranger: wild stranger fainted
    You: *weird boner appears*
    You: stranger explodes
    Stranger: …
    You: damin it…
    Stranger: super effective
    You: *god: i fucked up again*
    You: well.. blame the jews ๐Ÿ˜€
    Stranger: …
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: racist
    Stranger: im a jew
    You: sorry
    You: ๐Ÿ˜
    You: akward
    Stranger: best be brah
    You: blame the black ?
    You: don;t tell me you are a black jew
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: im a black jew
    You: :))))))))))))
    You: =))))))))))))))))))))))0
    You: LOOOL
    You: ok..
    You: blame the asians ?
    You: don’t tell me-…
    Stranger: im a black jewish asian
    You: shit…
    You have disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hi
    Stranger: m 20 horny;)
    You: you’re from horny? where is that? lol
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • Question to discuss:
    will you ever suck a cock? also state ur genderStranger: never.

    You: no

    Stranger: *

    You: im male

    You: lol

    Stranger: i’m human

    You: never

    You: suck anything

    Stranger: don’t say never ^^

    You: u said

    You: dumb

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • Stranger: hey
    Stranger: f ?
    You: Stranger: hey
    Stranger: asl?
    You: You: fuck you
    Stranger: sounds good to me
    You: mother fucking shit smearer.
    You: why do you smell your own shit to get high? That’s fucking gross YOU’RE fucking gross.
    You: Everything is your fucking fault! the sooner you admit it the sooner you can get well.
    Stranger: did not know they have intrnet in the psychiatric ward…
    You: Of course you know they do. how else are YOU chatting?
    Stranger: dude I am napoleon, so show some respect
    You: You’re a little runty fucktard who LOST the war, and who can’t even jack off because your hand is screwed up? Honestly, you need to find better role models to assume, when your mind goes all schizo like that. Honestly, show some respect for yourself.
    Stranger: Now you totaly shattered my self-perception…I thin I’m gona cry…;(
    You: Reality is a scary bitch, but this is wonderful that you’re making the first step to your recovery.
    Stranger: But I still need medication…how about you give me some of that shit your obviously sniffing?
    You: The reality is that you killed your family and you killed many people, and assumed this “mental illness”. I’m the doctor here, I’m only trying to help you.
    You: I GIVE meds I don’t take them.
    You: You’re the fucker with the diseased brain. All because your mother was a crack mom.
    Stranger: Dude I supressed this shit for a reason…you bringing all this back up is seriously messing my mind up…
    You: I’m just trying to help you purge this.
    Stranger: I appreciate it
    You: Good, you’ll feel better once you puked this emotional shit up. You really need to blame your mother for tieing you up and raping you. Like Coraline jone’s mother did to Coraline. Then you’ll be able to enjoy life again.
    You: So you may begin this session of purging.
    You: You may begin at any time.
    Stranger: But what about my father raping your sweet little ass? I still ave those memories of you crying in our basement…
    You: no I’m afraid your delusional state of mind, misrepresented these memories. YOU were actually raping your little brother.
    You: Then your mother tied you up and started to beat you…. Then you killed them.
    Stranger: sounds about right…so dude, i’m hungry, how about the food here?
    You: Only if you show some cooperation with your treatment tonight.
    You: So begin your confession.
    You: Then we can give you some nice brownies, and give you a cookie
    Stranger: Well it all started when i raped my twin sister in our mothers womb…
    You: And how does this make you feel?
    Stranger: Feel? I don’t feel anything…
    You: Ah ha so you are suffering from sociopathy. Excellent we shall attach electrodes to your testicles…..
    Stranger: Been there, done that…
    You: But were you treated with the voltage that makes your own feces come out your eyes?
    You: We’ll be trying that with you.
    You: And if you so decide to smear shit on your face again like you always so… we will once again put you in solitary, in the cold room again.
    Stranger: Alright…well nice talking with you, but PEter Pan invited me to Neverland..gott go…
    You: good night fucktard.
    Stranger: can you summarise it for me?
    You: I’m just trolling. Are you this stupid you can’t read?
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: just too lazy to read it all
    You: And your stupidity will further my griefing tonight. Thanks for letting me use you.
    Stranger: theres a difference between laziness and stupiditiy
    Stranger: /me tips my hat to you
    Stranger: your welcome sir.
    Stranger: well sir/m’am
    You: It’s all you are good for. Letting people use you.
    Stranger: i wish you luck in you trolling.
    You: You have no friends, they all use you.
    Stranger: lol…..
    You: I also like fapping to Pipi Longstocking.
    Stranger: wow
    Stranger: haven’t heard of her
    Stranger: since…
    Stranger: grade 6
    Stranger: wow
    You: And Coraline….. jones.
    Stranger: shit…. longstocking.. I swear that was in grade 5 or 6
    You: I love her sexy red hair. I love the way red heads smell. They smell and taste like battery acid.
    Stranger: ur almost good for a chat…
    Stranger: not quite

  • Stranger 1: fuck me deep stranger
    Stranger 1: hard and fast
    Stranger 1: lol
    Stranger 2: m or f?
    Stranger 1: m
    Stranger 2: lol
    Stranger 2: i’m f
    Stranger 2: i’ll fuck you
    Stranger 2: deep
    Stranger 2: and hard and fast
    Stranger 1: thatd be kinda wrong?
    Stranger 2: but
    Stranger 2: you like it that way
    Stranger 1: id prefer to fuck you hard, fast and deep tbh
    Stranger 1: im a giver, not a taker
    Stranger 2: well
    Stranger 2: since normally i am a giver
    Stranger 2: i guess thats ok
    Stranger 2: age?
    Stranger 1: 18 you?
    Stranger 2: 16
    Stranger 1: from?
    Stranger 2: new york you?
    Stranger 1: ireland
    Stranger 1: fuckings gonna be impossible…
    Stranger 2: what’s your craziest sex story
    Stranger 1: it involves oil
    Stranger 1: lots of oil
    Stranger 1: youu?
    Stranger 2: it involves a married couple and money
    Stranger 1: i like your style
    Stranger 2: lol
    Stranger 2: my friends parents paid me to have a 3 way with them
    Stranger 1: whaaaat? :O
    Stranger 2: yeah they gave me $400
    Stranger 1: jesus…i respect you ๐Ÿ˜›
    Stranger 2: it was the greatest fuck of my life too
    Stranger 1: in what way?
    Stranger 2: well they tied me to their bed and did a lot of kinky shit that i’ve never done mefore
    Stranger 2: before’
    Stranger 1: like what? :O
    Stranger 2: well it was the first time a girl ate me out and i ate out a girl
    Stranger 2: and had sex in my butt
    Stranger 1: wow sounds pretty good ๐Ÿ˜›
    Stranger 2: lol
    Stranger 2: it was kind of painful
    Stranger 1: did you like it?
    Stranger 2: yeah
    Stranger 2: his mom fingered me while his dad fucked my butt
    Stranger 1: does your friend know?
    Stranger 2: lol no
    Stranger 2: i can’t tell him
    Stranger 1: shit like that never happens in ireland
    Stranger 1: fuck sake
    Stranger 2: it was also the first time i ever ate cum
    Stranger 1: did you like that?
    Stranger 2: i liked it all
    Stranger 2: i never been so wet in my life
    Stranger 1: did you squirt?
    Stranger 2: yeah
    Stranger 1: dammmmmmn
    Stranger 1: i wanna see you ๐Ÿ˜›
    Stranger 2: lol
    Stranger 2: you live in ireland
    Stranger 1: yeeeah ๐Ÿ™
    Stranger 2: i must say
    Stranger 2: if you have sex
    Stranger 2: have it tied up
    Stranger 2: its awesome

  • Question to discuss:
    I am Dave! Yognaut, and I have the balls!Stranger: … Huh?

    You: i have the stick… lets play golf

    Stranger: The first exclamation point is confusing me.

    Stranger: I have the… hole? Eww, no.

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • Question to discuss:

    Stranger: don’t shout

    You: bitch please

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • Stranger: Hi
    You: Ricky is that you?
    You: Ricky?
    Stranger: Omg! bobby?
    You: Ricky! I’ve been looking for you.. RICKY?!
    Stranger: Its me boby its me ricky!
    You: hello Ricky?!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You: ๐Ÿ™‚

    Stranger: Hello,

    Stranger: NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Central Intelligence Agency has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Inappropriate Content. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons to the C.I.A. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 3744956127. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP address being entered in our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Child Internet Service protection Agency. Please wait while reference code 3744956127 is entered into the database.

    You: thanks

    Stranger: no problem

    Stranger: turn yourself in now, please

    You: ok

    Stranger: :DDDD

    You: :9

    You: ๐Ÿ™‚

    Stranger: 8========================================D———–

    Stranger: up your (|)

    You: yeah i know ur mom like it

    You: haha

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: tumblr?
    You: Luke, I am your father.
    Stranger: i wish that was actually my dad
    Stranger: i dont have any contact with mine
    You: I know right
    Stranger: he could be dead for all i know:)
    You: you’d rather have a dad that cuts off your arm and kills people and wears a mask and breathes wierd?
    Stranger: umh ,no
    You: then you don’t want Darth Vader to be your dad
    Stranger: oh:(
    Stranger: i’ve never seen star wars
    You: lol me neither
    You: but i know
    You: CUZ I AM GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Stranger: im prayin
    You: oh ya, watcha sayin’ dude?
    Stranger: you should know, you’re god
    You: Ya you actually have to talk out loud for me to here you.
    You: to my face, my child
    Stranger: come ere then
    You: right here right now man
    You: just on omegle
    You: confess, son
    Stranger: god has internet?
    You: oooooh ya
    Stranger: halle-fucking-luya
    You: i spend like half my life… my eternal life… on the internet man
    Stranger: woman
    You: hmmm… indeed
    You: what about her?
    Stranger: shes hawt
    You: and what is this womans name, my chilc?
    You: *child
    Stranger: chilc
    You: sorry, this is embarasin
    You: i never went to kindergarten
    You: my mother hates it
    You: she thinks i should go back cuz i have forgotten to spell
    You: after all these years
    You: shame…
    You: after all these CENTURIES!!!
    You: ERA’S
    You: whats the word i am looking for?
    You: a little help here
    Stranger: time
    You: MILLENIUMS!!!
    You: think i spelled that wrong
    Stranger: how many of them
    You: milleniums of milleniums of milleniums
    You: uncountable years
    You: eternal years
    You: eternal milleniums
    You: FOREVER!!!
    Stranger: yes.
    Stranger: im older than you
    You: WHAT!?!?!?!?
    You: and WHO are YOU?
    You: my child
    Stranger: your mom
    You: oh DAMN
    You: i knew we would reach this point
    You: i am sorry mother
    You: i should not have failed kinder garten
    You: i must add however
    You: that you failed me
    You: cuz you were my teacher and all
    Stranger: your grounded for a millenium for lying
    You: oh shit
    You: what did i lie about this time?
    Stranger: make that two, for swearing
    Stranger: KINDERGARTEN
    You: oh jesus christ
    You: Oh My God!!!
    You: Oh Mother of Jesus!!!
    Stranger: oh, marys not a prostitute, so dont go getting randomers pregnant again
    Stranger: or i’ll add to the bible the size of your penis
    You: hey that was not me
    You: that was the damn Holy Spirit remember?
    Stranger: you ARE the holy spirit
    You: WE are the holy wpirit
    You: *spirit
    You: you know “the father, the son, and the holy ghost”
    Stranger: thats all i’ll ever be, a ghos
    You: the Trinity
    Stranger: t
    You: ring a bell?
    Stranger: nah, sold them for fucking weddings
    You: what????
    You: MOTHER!
    Stranger: bells
    You: Sorry ma, i have to go and save some lady from drowning
    You: she doesn’t deserve to die
    You: well actually she does
    You: but not yet
    You: you know?
    You: anyway, nice talking to you ma
    Stranger: YOU’RE GROUNDED
    You: i’ll talk to you again in another couple of milleniums
    You: bye bye
    You have disconnected.


    Stranger 1: oh my

    Stranger 2: Ouch..

    Stranger 1: this is quite the situation

    Stranger 2: Indeed!

    Stranger 1: what do you suggest we do?

    Stranger 2: Who is steve and how did it fall off?

    Stranger 2: hmm

    Stranger 1: he can’t answer. i suppose we’ll never know

    Stranger 2: Glue it back on

    Stranger 1: genuis!

    Stranger 2: ๐Ÿ˜€

    Stranger 1: you are a problem solver sir!

  • You’re now watching two strangers discuss your question!

    Question to discuss:
    Play a game of truth or dare.Stranger 1: ok

    Stranger 2: Who goes first?!

    Stranger 1: idk

    Stranger 2: I dare you to go first.

    Stranger 1: ok

    Stranger 2: Dammit, that means I went first.

    Stranger 2: You didn’t do the dare so you have to eat your boogers.

    Stranger 1 has disconnected


  • You’re now watching two strangers discuss your question!

    Question to discuss:
    Would you rather be male or female? And why?Stranger 1: female

    Stranger 1: because i’m female

    Stranger 1: and i don’t know

    Stranger 2: Male, cause they have no periods

    Stranger 1: i feel like a female

    Stranger 1: ๐Ÿ˜€

    Stranger 1: periods suck..

    Stranger 2: Yup!

    Stranger 2: Big time!

    Stranger 1: but there’s good things about being female too ๐Ÿ˜€

    Stranger 2: We have boobs?

    Stranger 1: that too..

    Stranger 2: Haha ^^

    Stranger 1: haha i like boobs ๐Ÿ˜€

    Stranger 1: but not too big

    Stranger 2: Same here

    Stranger 1: i like mine

    Stranger 1: lol ๐Ÿ˜€

    Stranger 2: I kinda like mine too c:

    Stranger 1: they’re not too biug and not too small

    Stranger 1: and nice shape

    Stranger 1: so it’s perfect ๐Ÿ˜€

    Stranger 2: Haha nice ^^

    Stranger 2: i wish mine were a little bigger, but they will be c:

    Stranger 1: yeah

    Stranger 1: i hope mine won’t grow anymore ๐Ÿ™‚

    Stranger 2: Don’t get pregnant! then they won’t c:

    Stranger 1: haha ๐Ÿ˜€

    Stranger 1: i won’t

    Stranger 1: now

    Stranger 1: maybe in 10 years

    Stranger 2: Im never gonna get kids

    Stranger 2: I just don’t wanna have children

    Stranger 1: i don’t know if i want to have children

    Stranger 1: but i’ll decide that in the future..

    Stranger 2: Yeah

    Stranger 1: and first i have to find a guy.. ๐Ÿ˜€

    Stranger 2: You’ll maybe meet the sweetest guy in the world and decide to have li’l babies with him ^^

    Stranger 1: maybe ๐Ÿ™‚

    Stranger 1: the sweetest guy would be nice ๐Ÿ˜€

    Stranger 1: idk about the babies

    Stranger 2: Yeah, it would ๐Ÿ™‚

    Stranger 1: haha i wish i had a kiss from someone on the new years eve ๐Ÿ˜€

    Stranger 1: but i don’t think i will.

    Stranger 2: Same here ๐Ÿ™

    Stranger 1: we cold kiss?

    Stranger 2 has disconnected.

  • Question to discuss:
    Whats the weirdest place you’ve fucked?
    Stranger 2: A pool with 15 people in it.
    Stranger 2: nonono
    Stranger 2: In the living room while her mom was watching a movie.
    Stranger 2: nonono school auditorium… idk D:
    Stranger 1: friends parents room with my friens sister
    Stranger 2: I think the living room was the most dangerous fuck :3
    Stranger 1: i agree
    Stranger 2: Pool was the most open
    Stranger 2: friends sister was the most badass :3
    Stranger 1: or that time in the gym under some matts
    Stranger 2: actually auditorium is jail time… so auditorium was the most dangerou ๐Ÿ˜€
    Stranger 1: yeah
    Stranger 1: or with my teacher
    Stranger 1: on her desk
    Stranger 2: Lies D:
    Stranger 2: lies lies lies
    Stranger 1: no im serious
    Stranger 2: I don’t believe you one bit.
    Stranger 1: no lies
    Stranger 2: Pics or it didn’t happen
    Stranger 1: what
    Stranger 1: check it out on google gym teacher fucks student
    Stranger 2: I don’t believe you at all, and I’ma find some fat dude fucking an asian watch o.o
    Stranger 1: what
    Stranger 2: Most fun place is in the shower or pool :3
    Stranger 1: im a dude
    Stranger 1: my sister is a lesbian
    Stranger 2: lol my sister is a whore

  • Question to discuss:
    You are both ninjas on a secret mission, not very good ninjas, you just caught caught by security in a bank vault. quick what do you do ninja 1 and ninja 2

    Stranger 2: NINJA VANISH

    Stranger 1: kill myself cause I was discovered

    Stranger 2 has disconnected

  • Question to discuss:
    You are both ninjas on a secret mission, not very good ninjas, you just caught caught by security in a bank vault. quick what do you do ninja 1 and ninja 2
    Stranger 2: fuck it
    Stranger 1: why are ninjas in a bank vault
    Stranger 1: ?
    Stranger 1: they should be doing something cooler
    Stranger 1 has disconnected

  • You’re now watching two strangers discuss your question!
    Question to discuss:
    You got insanely drunk last night at a party and you wake up with a sex change… whats your reaction? and what do you do about it?
    Stranger 1: COOL A PENIS
    Stranger 1: THAT I CAN BARELY USE
    Stranger 1: SWEET
    Stranger 1 has disconnected

  • Question to discuss:
    You have the oppurtunity to be the opposite sex for 24 hours, what is the first thing you do as a new guy/girl and what do you now look like?
    Stranger 2: go on omegle and answer this question saying ” it happened”
    Stranger 2 has disconnected

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: Hey ๐Ÿ™‚
    Stranger: hii :]
    You: Howre youu?
    Stranger: 19 female
    You: Where are you?
    Stranger: horny
    Stranger: want to c omde see me on web cam?
    You: Horny? Theres no time for being horny, GET IN THE GODDAMN KITCHEN WOMAN.
    Stranger: ill finger mys,elf 4 you
    You: Why dont you make proper use of your fingers, and make me a sandwich.
    Stranger: hnere is my li,nk http://nn.rs/e95
    You: What? I don’t have time for zelda you whore, now get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich. And I swear to god you had better not put pickles on it…
    Stranger: u have an accounxt there?
    You: Thats it.
    You: First thing in the morning I’m reinstalling the chain.
    Stranger: it’s free jst m ,ake one and msg wetamy
    You: Chains are’nt free, you bimbo.

  • You are now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: hello
    Stranger: asl
    Stranger: hi
    You: you?
    Stranger: n u
    You: i am toys
    You: and i hope your asl is r us
    You: “toys r us” are chatting with one another hahahahaa
    Stranger: 22 m here n u
    You: you want to know my asl?
    Stranger: ya
    You: k. male 43.
    Stranger: Thanks

    Your conversational partner has disconnected

    *obviously this guy is on the lookout for young girls :((

  • Question to discuss:
    You are both ninjas on a secret mission, not very good ninjas, you just caught caught by security in a bank vault. quick what do you do ninja 1 and ninja 2

    Stranger 2: um

    Stranger 2: resign from ninjaship

    Stranger 1: Panic?

    Stranger 1: Wait

    Stranger 2: I never asked for this

    Stranger 1: I have an escape plan.

    Stranger 1: Listen closely.

    Stranger 2: alright

    Stranger 1: Follow my lead.

    Stranger 1 has disconnected

  • You’re now watching two strangers discuss your question!
    Question to discuss:
    How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

    Stranger 1: Define ‘chuck’.

    Stranger 1: And then I will tell you

    Stranger 1: Chuck as a verb that is.

    Stranger 1: Throw?

    Stranger 2: bite or something?

    Stranger 1: Because if so probably no more than a pound or two. Wood chuck’s do not have strong arms.

    Stranger 1: Nor are they bipedal which is optimal for throwing anything.

    Stranger 2 has disconnected

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Question to discuss: would you ever give/recieve a footjob?

    Stranger: do you mind if i’ll use this coversation to advertise some stuff?
    You: Okay…
    You: It’s alright I guess.
    Stranger: did you ever get ears bleeding?
    You: No…
    Stranger: are you a heavy metal fan?
    You: Not really. (Wow, I’m so not suitable for your product XD)
    Stranger: it seems i have wasted your precious time, then
    You: I just found it funny. That’s all.
    Stranger: please accept my deepest apologies
    Stranger: i will now go and preform a HARAKIRI
    You: C’mon don’t.
    Stranger: it is too late. i have failed you
    Stranger: i have failed everyone
    Stranger: i must pay the ultimate price
    Stranger: remember me for the good times
    You: I demand you to not to. (Since you think I’m all mighty.)
    Stranger: would you be willing to ‘like’ a facebook page in order to restore my lost honor?
    You: It’s just I don’t have a facebook.
    You: But if that’s what will stop you I’ll make an account and do that all right?
    Stranger: i could never ask you to do that
    Stranger: do you live on an island in the pacific ocean?
    You: No. I live in the USA
    Stranger: and you don’t have facebook? didn’t you pay your taxes?
    You: It’s just I don’t see the point… Sorry. : /
    Stranger: don’t you like liking things?
    You: You mean liking as in a thumbing up way?
    You: Or just… like?
    Stranger: i mean don’t you enjoy pressing virtual buttons
    You: I guess… But I don’t want to make an account just to do that… :/
    Stranger: i hear ya
    You: Okay.
    Stranger: *ok meme*
    You: Heh, I bet the questioner is loving this! XD
    Stranger: i bet he left the conversation long ago
    Stranger: so we can start talking about foots now
    Stranger: don’t you love’em?
    You: I guess so. They help me walk shtuff.
    Stranger: how on earth would we manage without them?
    You: I know! It would suck I can tell you that.
    Stranger: well there’s a flaw in your theory, sir
    Stranger: its called a wheel chair
    You: Yeah I know. But from a wheelchair user I know I can tell you IT STILL FRICKIN’ SUCKS!
    Stranger: did you ever stood in one place and your legs started to hurt?
    You: Yeah. If I stood for too long. You?
    Stranger: i rest my case
    You: Well that’s only every so often.
    You: But with wheelchair users they have to deal with obstacles all day.
    Stranger: i said GOOD DAY, sir!
    You: Okay. Good day to you too!

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Omegle couldn’t find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!
    You: herrow
    You: http://www.youtube.com/user/gnites88
    You: check this vid
    Stranger: hey!
    Stranger: what is it?
    You: it’s cool
    Stranger: you a guy?
    You: yes
    You: you?
    Stranger: girl. so you like katy perry?
    You: yes
    You: you?
    Stranger: yep!
    You: she’s fucking hot
    Stranger: ikr? she’s soo cute!
    You: yeahhhh ikr
    Stranger: so you have twitter?
    You: nope
    Stranger: facebook?
    You: yes
    Stranger: ohh. so how old are you?
    You: 19
    You: you
    You: ?
    Stranger: 15 haha
    You: haha
    You: that’s so funny
    Stranger: why?
    You: i dunno you started laughing…
    Stranger: yeah
    Stranger: i wasn’t actually laughing
    You: oh
    Stranger: so whats your name?
    You: i’m confused
    You: my name is Borotheus
    Stranger: yeah im just used to saying “haha”
    You: but you can call me Nathaniel
    Stranger: haaa haaa haa
    Stranger: seriously?
    You: ?
    Stranger: nevermind haha
    You: are you laughing at me now?
    Stranger: nope.
    You: you don’t like my name?
    Stranger: i was confused
    Stranger: so which part of the country are you?
    You: what makes you think I’m American
    You: I’m from Brighton
    Stranger: Where is Brighton?
    You: UK
    Stranger: ohh nice ive been there when i was little
    You: nice
    You: so where are you from then?
    You: and i haven’t asked your name yet…
    Stranger: im from the philippines
    Stranger: i have a weird name haha
    You: haha
    Stranger: my name’s aoife but you can call me epa
    You: hi epa
    Stranger: and im still confused with your name. ๐Ÿ™‚
    You: why?
    Stranger: i dont know what your real name is
    You: it’s Borotheus
    You: I told you
    Stranger: can you send me the link of your facebook?
    You: you first
    Stranger: ohh right. hi borotheus!
    You: hi
    Stranger: send me a picture
    You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0L1hD5OlPtw
    Stranger: whats this?
    You: if you send me your picture first I’ll send you mine…
    Stranger: okay. your real picture ok?
    You: yeah
    Stranger: okay
    Stranger: http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/558454_10150708550950912_797170911_9493313_1139680756_n.jpg
    Stranger: your turn
    You: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_30PRmkOl4ro/SZveEvZs_7I/AAAAAAAAKLs/_7VWQuqeu8k/s400/radcliffe.jpg
    Stranger: hahahaha
    Stranger: that’s obviously not you
    You: haha just kidding
    You: that was my nephew
    Stranger: right
    You: this is actually me
    You: http://a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/137/1889b8da5f274bb995bc1a02e9f99df9/l.jpg
    Stranger: ahuh right
    You: by the way how did you know the first one wasn’t me?
    Stranger: i think ill go ahead since you wont show me a picture of yourself.
    Stranger: its impossible
    You: ?
    You: the second one was me
    Stranger: you’re joking
    You: the first one was a little joke but the second one was really me
    You: no
    You: why would I?
    Stranger: ohh okay
    Stranger: why dont you shave your beard?
    You: i don’t know
    You: i like it that way
    You: and i don’t have to worry about growing a beard every 2 days
    You: do you think I should shave it/
    You: people tell me I should but I don’t see the point
    Stranger: yes, i think you should try shaving it and see what heppens ๐Ÿ™‚
    Stranger: happens*
    You: why?
    Stranger: i think you look better with it being shaved
    You: you don’t like the way I look?
    Stranger: i did’nt say anything i just think its better
    You: oh
    You: ok
    You: well I think you’re really pretty
    Stranger: well thanks!
    You: you have a beautiful body for a 15-year-old
    Stranger: hahaha thanks.
    Stranger: ill go ahead now! nice talking ๐Ÿ™‚
    You: can I ask you one more question?
    Stranger: yeah sure.
    You: do you ever do sexy things in front of the webcam for a stranger?
    You: don’t be biased please
    You: its a really exciting experience
    Stranger: nope.
    You: would you like it?
    Stranger: not at all i think its gross
    You: why???
    You: i do it all the time
    Stranger: ewww.
    You: usually I play katy perry in the background
    Stranger: ill go now, goodbye!
    Stranger: thats just wrong dude
    You: katy perry is so hot
    You: almost as hot as you! ๐Ÿ™‚
    You: noo
    You: why is it wrong?
    Stranger: posing sexy things in front of a stranger
    You: yeah
    You: why is that wrong?
    Stranger: because im only 15 and i dont do that
    You: i don’t think you’re 15 that’s why i asked
    You: with those boobs you must at least be 18
    You: please don’t be offended by this
    Stranger: im turning 16 this september. i really am 15
    Stranger: soo ill be going out now bye!
    You: are you freaked out by me?
    You: do you think im a freak
    You: it’s ok
    Stranger: hmm i dont know.
    Stranger: i dont judge people
    You: then why do you leave?
    You: you think i’m weird
    Stranger: nope. i am hungry so i was planning to get an ice cream and watch spongebob
    You: oh
    You: ok then
    You: that makes me feel a little better
    Stranger: but honeslty are you really like that?
    You: see
    You: you are freaked out
    You: and yeah i am really like that
    You: and if you have a problem with that
    You: then
    You: i don’t know
    You: you ARE judging me
    Stranger: im just asking geezz
    You: why would I lie?
    You: about who I am
    Stranger: im not saying anything. i just asked
    Stranger: ok i am leaving now, bye!
    You: you obviously are grossed out by me
    You: just like everybody else
    Stranger: nooo
    Stranger: its just that im really hungry and i dont want to miss my favorite episode
    You: right…
    You: i see
    You: bye then
    You: you’re a beautiful young woman
    Stranger: so you have a girlfriend?
    You: i hope you have fun watching spongebob
    You: what do you think?
    You: of course not
    You: nobody wants me
    Stranger: ohh okay
    You: i’m a virgin
    Stranger: you’ll find someone someday ๐Ÿ˜‰
    You: you think so?
    Stranger: yep. everyone has their pairs
    You: hmm
    You: ok
    You: well i think you’d better go now or else you’ll miss your favourite episode!
    You: bye epa!
    Stranger: ohh haha bye! ๐Ÿ™‚
    Stranger: spongbob rocks \m/
    You: it was nice talknig to you
    Stranger: and btw i have a boyfriend ๐Ÿ˜€ just sayin
    Stranger: nice talking to you too! enjoy life!
    You: oh god are you trying to make me feel even worse?
    Stranger: by what?
    You: by telling me how much better your life is than mine
    Stranger: im not saying i have a better life than you, i dont even know you that much haha
    You: why are you laughing again?
    Stranger: nothin btw the picture that you showed me is obvioulsy not you
    You: why the hell not?
    You: i could say the same about your picture
    You: but i believe you!
    Stranger: yeah that really is me.
    Stranger: because it looks edited
    Stranger: why cant you just show me your real picture? ๐Ÿ™‚
    You: how does it look edited?
    You: it’s just me in front of my webcam
    You: why don’t you just believe me?
    You: this is so painful
    Stranger: yeah right.. ๐Ÿ˜‰
    Stranger: ok ill go now. this is final haha bye! ๐Ÿ™‚
    You: fuck you
    You: you’re mean
    Stranger: you’re the one that’s mean you’re swearing at a 15 year old
    You: how am I mean? read back this conversation i’ve been trying to be nice to you all the way but you keep grinding me into the dirt
    Stranger: ok sorry then.
    Stranger: im really going out now im real hungry, have a nice life ๐Ÿ™‚ bye!
    You: ok i’m sorry i said fuck you
    You: haven’t you missed the spongebob episode already?
    You: because like 20 minutes ago you said you had to go or else you’d miss it
    Stranger: i think so i think i can catch up. ok bye! ๐Ÿ™‚
    You: bye!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: 18m

    You: cool story bro

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Hi
    Stranger: Asl
    You: You walk into a bar and are shot, what do you do?
    Stranger: Shoot the bastard
    You: You don’t have a gun, life is a bitch, it’n it?
    Stranger: Asl
    You: Life
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • read this EXTREMELY FUNNY
    Talk to strangers!
    Select Languageโ–ผ
    28,920 strangers online

    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hi

    Stranger: m or f?

    You: hi baby


    You: u think ?



    Stranger: whaT?

    You: F 18 USA


    Stranger: babY


    Stranger: having fun


    Stranger: u r on facebook

    Stranger: whY?


    Stranger: so give me ur facebook id…bab

    Stranger: can u?


    You: muahahahahhaha


    Stranger: facebook id bab’


    Stranger: id

    Stranger: please


    Stranger: where

    Stranger: i m f 20



    Stranger: same 2 u

    Stranger: ……………



    Stranger: whi?


    Stranger: bi

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: You are in a dark room. You have a candle. What do you do?
    Stranger: look around
    You: You see nothing.
    Stranger: inv
    You: What do you do?
    Stranger: look at my inventory
    You: You have candle.
    Stranger: walk to the north
    You: You can’t see where the north is.
    You: What do you do?
    Stranger: are their boundaries in this room?
    Stranger: like walls?
    You: You see nothing.
    Stranger: but i can fell them with my hands
    You: You try it and hit your head on a wall.
    Stranger: ha ha
    You: You find a table.
    Stranger: examine table
    You: It’s a simple table. You find matches.
    You: *I made it too easy for you, dude; going back to my programming*
    You have disconnected.

  • another 1 short 1
    Stranger: asl?

    You: u first

    Stranger: 16 male US

    Stranger: u ?

    You: i will never tell

    Stranger: girl or guy?

    You: the answer is three.