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#1 Jokes For SMS

by Sergey Page
November 8, 2010
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☻ UNTIL IT’S GONE

It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until it’s gone, but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives.

☻ NEEDS

Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.

☻ HUGGING YOU

Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you… I wish that someday I’d dream about my pillow and I’d be hugging you.

☻ CHARACTER VS REPUTAION

Be MorE Concerned AbouT YouR CharacteR ThaN YouR ReputationN BecausE YouR CharacteR Is WhO YoU ArE AnD YoU ReputaioN Is WhaT OtherS ThinK Of YoU!!!

☻ 1 HEARTBEAT

When I look at you, my heart skips 1 beat but later that beat could mean a lifetime of tears wasted on some thing i knew i could never have!

☻ GIRLS ARE LIKE…

Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

☻ LOVE IS SO CONFUSING

Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live?

☻ IT’S OVER

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happend.

☻ IDIOT

It’s better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

☻ REALITY

Love Is When You Don’t Want To Go To Sleep, Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream.

☻ FORGET ME NOT

Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words… ‘Forget me not’

☻ LIVE YOUR LIFE

When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u’re the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying..

☻ MAKE THE BEST OF IT

The happiest of people don’t necessarily have the best of everyting… they just make the most of everything that comes along their way…

☻ LIFETIME GUARANTEE

I got nothing else 2 offer, so 2 U, it’s luv I going 2 send. It’s nothing tat I borrowed, it’s nothing I’d lend. This luv I’m sending has a Lifetime Guarantee!

☻ COMPUTER

A good friend is like a computer; me ‘enter’ ur life, ‘save’ u in my heart, ‘format’ ur problems, ‘shift’ u 2 opportunities & never ‘delete’ u from my memory!

☻ TEARS

Don’t cry for someone who don’t worth while; the one who is worth, wouldn’t make one cries..

☻ SEAT BELT

A Short thing, It gets Longer when U hold it, N pass between women Breasts, N enters into A hole What is it? 1 min 2 think! Car Seat Belt, U dirty mind.

☻ DESSERTS

When you are feeling stressed and about to breakdown, just remember: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards.. it’s a piece of cake!

☻ MEMORIES

Memories is treasured, no one can steal. Parting is heartache, no one can heal. Some’ll forget you when you are gone, but I’ll remember you no matter how long.

☻ DON’T BE SAD

If someone comes into your life and becomes part of you, but for some reason he/she could not stay, don’t be too sad… be glad that your paths have crossed.

☻ SHINING STAR

You’re like a shining star in the cold dark nite, you lead me, you guide me, you makes everything seems so rite…

☻ SHE..

She BlinDeD mE wiTh hEr LigHT, it’S SucH A beaUtiFuL SigHt… The WaY She MoVes Is LiKe An AngEl… ShE gOt Me WaLkiNg On Air.

☻ I FELL FOR YOU

Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you

☻ RUNNING

aRe Ur LeGs TiReD? CoZ yoU’Ve BeEn RuNNiNg ThRoUgH My MiNd aLL DaY LoNg!

☻ 911

Why can’t a blonde dial 911? Because She can’t find the eleven!!!

☻ FRIENDS ALWAYS

In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You’ll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!

☻ WHY IS HE NOT MINE…

wOrLd iS cRueL, LoVe iS bLinD. LoSt iN sAdnEsS, BluR In miND. HeArT iS bRoKeN, fLaMe hAd DiEd. TiMe HaS pAsSeD bUt wHy iS hE… sTiLL nOt mInE…

☻ DON’T WANT TO LOST YOU

If yöü cän bé ävöìdéd sìmply by clösìng r éyés, I wöüldn’t blìnk ät äll for I dönt wänt to lét ä sécönd päss hävìng löst ä höñey lìké YÖü!

☻ CAN’T LET U GO

Höld ä trüé frìénd wìth böth yöür händs, doñt lét gö 4 trüé frìend cömés öncé ìn ä lìfétìmé. Thåt’s why ì’m höldìng yoü tight! Cänt lét Ü go

☻ NOT TOO YOUNG

No one is too young for love, because love doesn’t come from your mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age.

☻ ANGEL FRIENDS

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I’m surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

☻ I FOUND U

Love is like a cloud… love is like a dream… love is 1 word and everything in between… love is a fairytale come true… Coz I found love when I found U.

☻ NEVER END

If I had a single flower for every time I thought of you I could walk in my garden forever, never finding the end.

☻ IT HURTS

It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what hurts more is to love someone, and never find the courage to let them know how you feel.

☻ SMILE

You do not know the effect you have on me because every time I see you my heart begins to smile.

☻ FORGET YOU

It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

☻ IT NEVER SEEMS TO LAST

I’m scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in love… it never seems to last.

☻ MY HEART BREAKS

I could fill a 1000 pages telling U how I feel, and still U would not understand.. So now I leave w/o a sound, except my heart shattering as it hits the ground.

☻ A MILLION

A million words would not bring you back, I know, because I’ve tried. Neither would a million tears. I know, because I’ve cried.

☻ SWEETEST THING

Once Upon a Time, Something happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be. It was a fantasy, a dream come true it was the day I met you.

☻ FALL IN LOVE

People say you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I fall in love all over again.

☻ CRYING FOR

I cry 4 the times U were almost mine. I cry 4 the memories I’ve left behind. I cry 4 the pain, the lost, the old, the new. I cry 4 the times I thought I had U.

☻ CRAZY FOR YOU

I’m crazy for you. Touch me once and you’ll know it’s true, I never wanted anyone like this, it’s all brand new, you’ll feel it in my kiss, I’m crazy for you.

☻ NOT TO FADE

Looking back on all these years, all the smiles and all the tears, I never want these memories to fade.

☻ YOU ARE THE ONE

You asked me who I liked and I said no one… but what I really meant was no one but you.

☻ SLEEP FOREVER

If the only possible way we can be together is in my dreams, then I’ll sleep forever.

☻ LOVE IS TO THINK

Love is to think about someone else more times in a day than you think about yourself.

☻ IN LOVE WITH YOU

There are times when I fall in love with someone new, but I always seem to find myself back in love with you.

☻ SOMEONE ELSE

The hardest thing you’ll ever do is watch the one u love, love someone else.

☻ MASTERPIECE

God created men first, coz you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.

☻ OUT OF MY CONTROL

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

☻ MEMORY LASTS FOREVER

A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.

☻ HEART TO CIRCLE

Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.

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