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Convert From English to Emolish

Do you want to become a popular in a emo site, but you can’t imitate like an emo? This tool may be helpful for you.

Examples

i love giveupinternet.com, this site is awesome.
translation: I LUV GIEVUPINTARNETCOM!1!1! WTF LOL THES SIET SI AEWSOME!!1!!!!! WTF

blogging is a good thing.
translation:  BLOGNG SI A GOD THNG
!!1!!!!1 OMG LOL

what?
translation:  WUT?!!!! WTF

I am proud of being an emo.
translation: IM PROUD OF BNG AN 3MO!1!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL

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6 responses to “English to 12 Year-Old Myspace Emo Teen Language Translator”

  1. anom Avatar
    anom

    wow this is so stupid i don’t know a single person that would even type like that and even if there was a person who would do this it would be a preppy chick who texts 24/7 not an emo god this is stupid besides the last one is more 1337 than “emolish” the only thing that fail harder than this is when people decided scene was “cool”

  2. Anom Avatar
    Anom

    I’m a dumb retarded emo who cuts myself to look cool!

  3. Karri Plowden Avatar

    jesussss yummmyyy haha

  4. saudry Avatar
    saudry

    you fucken dumb fuck, if emos kut there self is not jst to look cool
    they cut them self bekuz they have a wierd sad life , they kut them self bekuz they been abused . bekuz they had to handle domistic violence fucken bitch dont yu ever say dat again emos are human just like us jst that they have different cultures and lenguage ,!
    and yes im one of them ,

    šάцÐя¥

  5. Bellatrix Avatar

    Hi, just wanted to mention, I loved this blog post. It was inspiring. Keep on posting!

  6. Kyle Avatar
    Kyle

    I think this fits more under “Scene” buht eh xD