Tag: jokes

How to screw with someone.

☻ UNTIL IT'S GONE It's true that we don't know what we've got until it's gone, but it's also true ...

Birthdays have inspired some of the funniest birthday jokes, quotes and sayings. So, sit back and get ready to read ...

On a cold, cold night two bulls are standing in a field. One says "Boy it's mighty cold out here!", ...

What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup? Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup! A ...

We’re in trouble... The population of this country is 300 million. 160 million are retired. That leaves 140 million to ...

Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not. If he sleeps 7 ...

What if people bought cars like they buy computers? I found a funny page about this; General Motors doesn't have ...