☻ UNTIL IT’S GONE It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until it’s gone, but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives. ☻ NEEDS Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.… Continue reading
Birthdays have inspired some of the funniest birthday jokes, quotes and sayings. So, sit back and get ready to read some of the funniest birthday jokes around. Q: What do you give 900-pound gorilla for his birthday? A: I don’t know, but you’d better hope he likes it! Here’s another one of those great birthday… Continue reading
On a cold, cold night two bulls are standing in a field. One says “Boy it’s mighty cold out here!”, the other says “Yes, I think I might slip into a nice Jersey”. If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have? 2 ft.… Continue reading