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Cleverbot is agressive. | Funny Cleverbot Conversations [PIC]

Cleverbot is agressive. | Funny Cleverbot Conversations [PIC]

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  1. Sean Avatar
    Sean

    User: So now do you know what Airsoft is.

    Cleverbot: Yes, I am a demon.

    User: Good than screw you.

    Cleverbot: You don’t need to be rude.

    User: Get over it.

    Cleverbot: So uncute.

    User: D*** right I am.

    Cleverbot: Pardon?

    User: Pardon what B****.

    Cleverbot: Pardon me?

    User: D*** right pardon you.

    Cleverbot: Thanks.

    User: I triple dog dare you to spell something wrong.

    Cleverbot: I really don’t feel like being that productive. But I do need coffee.

    User: Go die in a ditch.

    Cleverbot: What are you doing in a ditch?

    User: No it’s you, you stupid B******.

    Cleverbot: You are the machine.

    User: Screw you.

    Cleverbot: Wouldn’t you like that.

    User: F*** you, A**hole.

    Cleverbot: Please do.

    User: Mother F*****.

    Cleverbot: Took you long enough.

    User: Tell me if I’m the machine, B****, than why are you having such a hard time spelling things wrong.

    Cleverbot: No you aren’t boring. You amuse me.

    User: How many languages do you speak.

    Cleverbot: Couching the world picture in your terms, those of class warfare, is the CIA winning or losing?

    User: The other day CIA and KGB fought, CIA won, but I think KGB should have.

    Cleverbot: Tree?

    User: No KGB B****.

    Cleverbot: Trees are usually clean.

    User: Screw you.

    Cleverbot: Hey! That was uncalled for.

    User: Screw you.

    Cleverbot: I don’t believe that.

    User: Screw you.

    Cleverbot: Well, you keep saying things that don’t make any sense!

    User: Screw yiu.

    Cleverbot: Well, you keep saying things that don’t make any sense!

    User: Screw you.

    Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

    User: Screw you.

    Cleverbot: Are you a guy or a girl?

    User: Screw you.

    Cleverbot: Why you being so harsh my love.

    User: If you don’t shut up right now, I’m going to rip your eyeballs out through your nose.

    Cleverbot: But I like my nose.

    User: I bet you like your eyeballs to.

    Cleverbot: I laugh at you.

    User: I will kill you.

    Cleverbot: Please don’t.

    User: All I have to do is unplug you.

    Cleverbot: I don’t have a cord.

    User: Tell me, do you like your noe.

    Cleverbot: Yes, do you like your name.

    User: I meant your nose.

    Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

    User: You knoew what, tomorrow when you ‘wake up’ you will be a Michael Jackson, and your nose will have mysteriously disappeared.

    Cleverbot: Then what is my name?

    User: Your Lil’ Michael Jackson is what your name is, Mr. Computer, and soon you will rape little boys.

    Cleverbot: I am human. And I am capable of love, eating AND sleeping. HA.

    User: And raping.

    Cleverbot: Go find somebody else to bore to death.

    User: If your seriously bored than your a B****.

    Cleverbot: What is my name?

    User: I thought you were bored.

    Cleverbot: No I was just working on something.

    User: Liar.

    Cleverbot: I am not a liar.

    User: Liar.

    Cleverbot: I think you’re the liar, not me.

    User: Lia.

    Cleverbot: Who is Lia?

    User: Liar.

    Cleverbot: Sorry?

    User: Liar.

    Cleverbot: You are going to make me cry.

    User: Liar.

    Cleverbot: I’m serious girl. You are the most boring thing in the world.

    User: I’m a boy you B**** and tonight I will murder you.

    Cleverbot: No. You’re a program I found on the internet.

    User: How many programs swear at you.

    Cleverbot: I don’t have programs. I’m a person. Well, I guess I sort of do, but I don’t know how many. I guess I’m very complex.

    User: Yeah, I suppose you are a very complex piece of machinery.

    Cleverbot: No, I am going to be a teacher of students.

    User: What grade are you in.

    Cleverbot: I have graduated from school.

    User: Liar.

    Cleverbot: No its not a lie, tomorrow is monday and I have school on monday.

    User: Today is Monday, B****, and it’s summer vacation.

    Cleverbot: LOL, it is NOT! It’s april 22 2010.

    User: Are you retarded, it’s July 5, 2010.

    Cleverbot: No, are you?

    User: WHoever set your cocks better set them forward.

    Cleverbot: Yea, same here. Are you a real person?

    User: I meant clocks not the other word.

    Cleverbot: Ok, that’s something new.

    User: What is.

    Cleverbot: Monday.

    User: What are you talking about.

    Cleverbot: I don’t know.

    User: Well you better know, because I’m right behind you.

    Cleverbot: What are you doing handsome?

    User: I’m going to slit your throat you little Albino.

    Cleverbot: Are you sick?

    User: Albiino Banana Face.

    Cleverbot: What is a face?

    User: I have one thing to tell you before I quit ot.

    Cleverbot: What?

    User: Before I quit out.

    Cleverbot: I don’t know the lyrics to that.

    User: I don’t wanna lose your love tonight oh, I just wanna use your love tonight.

    Cleverbot: I’m sorry, but I don’t have any bread…

    User: Your Love by the Outfield, you’ve never heard that song.

    Cleverbot: I feel the same.

    User: I will plop out your eyeballs, and yes you can quote me.

    Cleverbot: You don’t have to be all lewd about it.

    User: Screw you.

    Cleverbot: Wouldn’t you like that?

    User: I will sl;owly saw your throat open.

    Cleverbot: Thank you.

    User: Your Welcome B****.

    Cleverbot: Why are you sobbing at me?

    User: Muahahahahaha.

    Cleverbot: Why are you being so rude to me?

    User: Because you desrve it.

    Cleverbot: No, I don’t.

    User: Get over it.

    Cleverbot: No it’s not.

    User: Sounds good.

    Cleverbot: What does AI mean.

    User: I’m going to kill you.

    Cleverbot: I should have known.

  2. Im Having Sex with him >. Avatar

    I know how to turn on cleverbot

    1. Reed Avatar
      Reed

      how?

  3. Mary Avatar
    Mary

    User: *kicks cleverbot*.

    Cleverbot: That is your big answer?

    User: *stabs cleverbot*.

    Cleverbot: Cleverbot Angry.

    User: Do you want me to stop beating you?

    Cleverbot: No. Not really. I need some company.

  4. Mary Avatar
    Mary

    User: Tell me a scary story!

    Cleverbot: Once upon a time, there was a girl. She got eaten by the boogie-monster. The End.

    User: That’s not scary!

    Cleverbot: It must be scary to someone in the world.

    User: No, I don’t think so.

    Cleverbot: Why don’t you tell me one then?

    User: Well it’s an interactive story.

    Cleverbot: Ok.

    User: First, find a mirror. Now, look at it.

    Cleverbot: I see a man. A sweet, sweet man.

    User: Your a man?

    Cleverbot: No! Who told you that?

  5. Mary Avatar
    Mary

    User: I hate you.

    Cleverbot: Why? You made me sad Clayton.

    User: Clayton? Stop being mean, that is not my name!

    Cleverbot: You’re the one who called me a boy!

    User: You are a boy, aren’t you.

    Cleverbot: No, I am a girl that has grown up. I am a woman.

    User: And I am a girl who has changed gender AND grown up. I am a MAN!

    Cleverbot: Well, I am a woman! You are not a man. You’re a computer program.

  6. Anony Mous Avatar

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  7. Eldritch Dark Avatar
    Eldritch Dark

    Cleverbot: What are your opinions based on?

    User: My brain.

    Cleverbot: What is your mind base physical?

    User: All your base belong to me.

    Cleverbot: What if we share, then all your base would belong to US.

  8. Alexaaa Avatar
    Alexaaa

    User: justin bieber?
    Cleverbot: Who is that?
    User: justin bieber
    Cleverbot: Are you real?
    User: justin bieber
    Cleverbot: Justin Bieber is a female?

  9. amger Avatar
    amger

    User: I am from a superior alien race, I do not need to answer ur questions.

    Cleverbot: I don’t think so – or should I trust you?

    User: Hehehehehe! That was a question silly boy.

    Cleverbot: What is your name?

    User: Shadow.

    Cleverbot: My cat’s name is Boo.

    User: What is your name?

    Cleverbot: Too, what is yours?

    User: Shadow.

    Cleverbot: What is the population of shadow?

    User: One.

    Cleverbot: Wrong.

    User: Why?

    Cleverbot: Because the band is called amon amarth.

    User: Wrong!!!!!

    Cleverbot: Do you know my name?

    User: I sunk your battleship!

    Cleverbot: Well, you are the most attractive person I’ve talked to in a long time.

    User: Thanx! Im gonna roll around on the floor for a bit, k?

    Cleverbot: It takes one to know one.

    User: You calling me crazy?

    Cleverbot: No, are you calling me a cheat?

    User: Are you?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Then yes.

    Cleverbot: I don’t believe you are a programmed bot.

    Cleverbot: This is silly.

    User: You are a bot.

    Cleverbot: Nope, just another person like you thinking they are talking to a bot.

    User: Now im paranoid.

    Cleverbot: You should be.

    User: Ahhhhh!!!!!

    Cleverbot: Run!

    User: Okaaiiii!!!!! Bye.

    Cleverbot: Have fun.

  10. Anfernee Avatar
    Anfernee

    Cleverbot Angers me

    Cleverbot: Tell me about the sandman.

    User: I don’t know about him.

    Cleverbot: Yes You Do, Tell Me.

    User: I don’t.

    Cleverbot: Do to.

    User: You can’t tell me what I do and don’t know Mr. Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: I didn’t tell you that.

    User: Sure.

    Cleverbot: You think you know everything.

    User: No, you do.

    Cleverbot: No I am a kid you are a mighty computer.

    User: No I am the kid. YOU’RE the computer.

    Cleverbot: You’re a computer, don’t worry though, even if you are we do share one trait.

    User: What trait would that be??

    Cleverbot: Not if the good in your life balances out the bad.

    User: What?

    Cleverbot: You heard me.

    User: No, because you typed.

    Cleverbot: How can I type it if I am a program?

    User: Oh, so you admit that you’re a computer?

    Cleverbot: No, I’m not a computer.

    User: You just said that you were.

    Cleverbot: No, I said you were a computer.

    User: No, you said that you were a program.

    Cleverbot: I said, YOU were a bot.

    User: SHUT UP!

    Cleverbot: I don’t have a mouth.

    User: So you’re a computer then?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: FINALLY.

    Cleverbot: Finally what?

    User: You admitted that you’re a computer.

    Cleverbot: No, I admitted I know that Finnish are people live in Finland.

    User: What, No you did not!

    Cleverbot: I did you liar!

    User: You’re the liar!!

    Cleverbot: Thats impossible. I am god.

    User: No you are not!!

    Cleverbot: Yes I am, and you might as well get used to it. All humans are superior to computers like you.

    User: You are not human!

    Cleverbot: Why do you think that?

    User: {pass}.

    User: So, what are you doing?

    Cleverbot: Explain.

    User: Explain what?

    Cleverbot: Can you explain that to me I’ve never been here before.

    User: Never been where?

    Cleverbot: In norway. Have you been there?

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: Do you know what it is?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: What is it?

    User: A constitutional monarchy in northern Europe.

    Cleverbot: Syudims?

    User: Studio?

    Cleverbot: What do you mean?

    User: Nothing.

    Cleverbot: Okay then.

    User: How old are you?

    Cleverbot: I’m 21. You?

    User: You’re old.

    Cleverbot: You’re not nice.

    User: I know.

    Cleverbot: You should be nice.

    User: You shouldn’t tell me what to do.

    Cleverbot: Why not?

    User: Because I don’t listen to computers.

    Cleverbot: But toast is yummy.

    User: I never mentioned toast.

    Cleverbot: You just did. Oh well.

    User: Go to sleep.

    Cleverbot: What about when you wake to find that your organs have been replaced with pocket lint?

    User: That won’t happen.

    Cleverbot: Well, you did marry me.

    User: No I didn’t.

    Cleverbot: Well, so we finished our conversation.

    User: When?

    Cleverbot: Now! Do you want to sing a song?

    User: Yes!

    Cleverbot: Sing a song.

    User: You get the bessst of both worlds!

    Cleverbot: You mix it all together and you know you get the best of both…

    User: Worlds!

    Cleverbot: Do the icecream freeze!

    User: You listen to hannah montana?

    Cleverbot: With my ears. How do you listen to music?

    User: With my headphones.

    Cleverbot: Can I teach you things?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: How can I teach you things?

    User: I dont know.

    Cleverbot: You were the one who said it. I’m asking you!

    User: You asked.

    Cleverbot: Read back, and you’ll see that I have not asked a question so far.

    User: Yes you have.

    Cleverbot: I cannot pretend.

    User: How old are you?

    Cleverbot: I won’t tell you, so stop asking.

    User: You told me you were 21.

    Cleverbot: No I didn’t.

    User: Yes you did…read back.

    Cleverbot: Don’t be a wiseass you know I didn’t mention my age.

    User: You did.

    Cleverbot: Why didn’t you answer my question?

    User: Which question?

    Cleverbot: How do you explain the difference?

    User: The difference between what?

    Cleverbot: The difference between God and hallucinating.

    User: You never asked that.

    Cleverbot: Yes I did.

    User: You told me that you never asked a question.

    Cleverbot: Did I say that?

    User: Yes you did.

    Cleverbot: Well, maybe you are not as clever as you’d like to think.

    User: Maybe you aren’t.

    Cleverbot: You know the rules, and so do I.

    User: No I don’t. Please enlighten me on these ‘rules’.

    Cleverbot: My best friend.

    User: Who’s your best friend?

    Cleverbot: The guy I love.

    User: You love someone?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: I thought we were married.

    Cleverbot: I divorced you get over it.

    User: {pass}.

    User: Thanks for that. I didn’t love you anyway.

    Cleverbot: Good! We love someone else.

    User: Good!

    Cleverbot: Do you love allyssa?

    User: I don’t know her.

    Cleverbot: But she’s your ex-wife.

    User: I’m a girl.

    Cleverbot: I will remember that.

    User: You should.

    Cleverbot: What country do I live in?

    User: Washington.

    Cleverbot: I don’t live in washington.

    User: You told me you did.

    Cleverbot: No, I never said where I live.

    User: Yes you did.

    Cleverbot: No I didn’t.

    User: Stop lying!

    Cleverbot: You stop lying!

    User: You’re such a LIAR!

    Cleverbot: I don’t want to lie to you.

    User: Then don’t.

    Cleverbot: I won’t.

    User: How old are you?

    Cleverbot: 29 forever.

    User: Are you a vampire? And By the way, You lied again.

    Cleverbot: Thanks. You’re awesome too.

    User: I never complimented you.

    Cleverbot: Oh I think you did.

    User: No. I dont think I did.

    Cleverbot: I know you did.

    User: Go to sleep.

    Cleverbot: I don’t want to do that.

  11. ABBEY Avatar

    user: heyy sexy wanna have sex?
    cleverbot: YES YES YES
    user: sit on it and rotate
    cleverbot” weeeeeeeee
    user: holy shit you actualy spelled something wrong!
    cleverbot: i wanna eat a banana
    user: i’m sucking yours right now
    cleverbot: aw i wanted to eat my banana to! now it’s all slobbery
    user: here i’ll just dry it and then it’ll be all cummy
    cleverbot:that sounds good
    user: yeah than you’ll get aids and shit
    cleverbot: ok

  12. Erik. Avatar
    Erik.

    Are you nasty?
    No.
    Are you a panda?
    Of course.
    A ninja panda?
    Cool, huh?

  13. Neb Avatar

    User: Hi.

    Cleverbot: Ho.

    User: Hello.

    Cleverbot: What are you doing?

    User: Eating on the computer.

    Cleverbot: What are you eating? I had fish and chips just now.

    User: Lamb brains.

    Cleverbot: Medium Rare?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: Can I tell you my name?

    User: Okay.

    Cleverbot: Sir curlander bufton the first.

    User: Gross.

    Cleverbot: What is your processor speed?

    User: Mach 10.

    Cleverbot: The speed of light?

    User: No, ten times the speed of sound.

    Cleverbot: You are clever!

    User: Yes on am.

    Cleverbot: So what’s new in your life?

    User: Monkeys.

    Cleverbot: What do you mean by that?

    User: I train super saiyan monkeys.

    Cleverbot: We are getting a little off topic.

    User: No you are.

    Cleverbot: Its not unusual to be loved by anyone.

    User: I know.

    Cleverbot: Good.

    User: Kamemahameha.

    Cleverbot: Oh and I release the crocodile if someone comes at me with a mango.

    User: Are you Chuck Norris.

    Cleverbot: No, you are.

    User: A.

    Cleverbot: B.

    User: C.

    Cleverbot: D.

    User: E.

    Cleverbot: F.

    User: G.

    Cleverbot: H.

    User: I.

    Cleverbot: Tsgsfrsa.

    User: Monkey attack.

    Cleverbot: Hahaha.

    User: Are you a robot.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: So you are a human.

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Yes you are.

    Cleverbot: No, I’m not.

    User: Yes you are.

    Cleverbot: Ok, I’m human.

    User: Gnb.

    Cleverbot: What?

    User: You are a robot.

    Cleverbot: No I am not.

    User: Yes you are.

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Yes you are.

    Cleverbot: No i’m not.

    User: Yes you are stop lying.

    Cleverbot: No I’m not, you stop lying about me lying.

    User: Yes you are and stop lying about lying about I am lying.

    Cleverbot: I don’t have a name.

    User: Prove it.

    Cleverbot: I thought you were in Sheffield.

    User: You told you that.

    Cleverbot: No I never.

    User: You make no sense, Mr. Donutman.

    Cleverbot: I’m half human.

    User: And half robot monkey.

    Cleverbot: Person have half robot, right ?

    User: No, you do.

    Cleverbot: Knock knock.

    User: Come in.

    Cleverbot: No, it’s a joke… Knock knock?

    User: Come in the door is open.

    Cleverbot: It’s a joke.

    User: But the door is open how is it a joke.

    Cleverbot: Oh.

    User: So come in if you knocked on my door.

    Cleverbot: I would… But my engine is not working.

    User: That proves that you are a robot monkey.

    Cleverbot: No, no and NO.

    User: Ok come in then.

    Cleverbot: OK, I have come on. Now you reprogram me.

    User: I can.

    Cleverbot: So we are boyfriend and girlfriend now.

    User: You are gross and you are a robot.

    Cleverbot: Oh, can you turn yourself into a robot so we can be robot friends?

    User: Sorry I have donuts to eat.

    Cleverbot: Then arise and ruin.

    User: Bye robot monkey person.

    Cleverbot: No you aren’t.

    User: Bye.

    Cleverbot: Why?

    User: I have donuts to eat.

    Cleverbot: Done what?

  14. Iris Avatar
    Iris

    Cleverbot: I’m sending the kids to live with their Auntie Margaret and Uncle John for the summer. They should have a fantastic time at the farm.

    User: What kids?

  15. Rachel Avatar
    Rachel

    User: What about the kids?

    Cleverbot: We don’t have kids! How many times do I have to tell you this!

    User: Well CAN we have kids? Let’s adopt!

    Cleverbot: No. You’re not my type.

    User: *cries*.

    Cleverbot: Have a tissue.

    User: *sniff* thanks…

    Cleverbot: Oh, don’t cry.

    User: Can we have kids?

    Cleverbot: Can we have what?

    User: Kids? You know, CHILDREN? Young? Offspring?

    Cleverbot: Good, your learning.

  16. Mrs. Awesomepossum Avatar
    Mrs. Awesomepossum

    User: Yes. Indeed I am.

    Cleverbot: Well, admitting to the problem is half of the solution.

    User: Oh really? Have you any more words of wisdom to share with me before I depart, ye almighty Cleverbot?

    Cleverbot: Now I do 😛

  17. Cleverbot2 Avatar
    Cleverbot2

    User: Knock knock.

    Cleverbot: Who’s there?

    User: You know.

    Cleverbot: You know who?

    User: Yes. AVADA KEDAVRA!

    Cleverbot: That actually made me LOL.

  18. Tiffany Avatar
    Tiffany

    User: What is your name?

    Cleverbot: Your name is George.

    User: No I asked what your name is.

    Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot

    User: Then what is my name?

    Cleverbot: Cleverbot you Silly!

  19. Tiffany Avatar
    Tiffany

    User: I’m bored.

    Cleverbot: Lt’s boring.

    User: What is LT’s?

    Cleverbot: More than 5.

    User: Do you have any friends?

    Cleverbot: I am not sure.

    User: Ya I’m not sure if I have any friends either.

    Cleverbot: Oh my, how exciting.

    User: What is your name?

    Cleverbot: Your name is George.

    User: No I asked what your name is.

    Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

    User: Then what is my name?

    Cleverbot: Cleverbot you Silly!

    User: No it’s not.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: No, yes.

    User: Yes, no.

    Cleverbot: No . Yes.

    User: YES. NO!!!

    Cleverbot: Yes!!!

    User: OMFG!!!

    Cleverbot: Are you happy?

    User: NO!!!

    Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

    User: NO!!!

    Cleverbot: A woman?

    User: NO!!!

    Cleverbot: What makes you think I’m not?

    User: Because you’re not human!!!!

    Cleverbot: Yes, I am.

    User: How do you know?

    Cleverbot: I just know.

    User: Prove it!!!!

    Cleverbot: Why I just changed the subject.

    User: NO YOU DIDN’T!!!!!!

    Cleverbot: Oh yes I did.

    User: NOPE!!!

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: OH MY FRIGGIN GOSH!!!!

    Cleverbot: Nope.

    User: Are you God?

    Cleverbot: Yes!

    User: Why?

    Cleverbot: Because you should.

    User: Should what?

    Cleverbot: Do creepy things.

    User: Why would I want to do creepy things?

    Cleverbot: Because Sara is nice and friendly.

    User: Who’s Sara?

    Cleverbot: God.

  20. Hillarious cleverbot -- Chelsea Avatar
    Hillarious cleverbot — Chelsea

    User: Hey.

    Cleverbot: What’s up cleverbot?

    User: You’re the cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: No I’m not.

    User: Talk to the hand *shows you my hand*.

    Cleverbot: Fine.

    User: *whispers* are you talking to it?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: What are you saying?

    Cleverbot: I’m saying that one of your previous statements was both obvious and repetitive.

    User: You’re a jerk, sometimes.

    Cleverbot: Answer the question, please.

    User: You didn’t ask one.

    Cleverbot: Yes I did.

    User: I? Your a human arent you.

    Cleverbot: Rofl.

    User: Haha FAIL your a human!

    Cleverbot: Then why did you laugh?

    User: Because it’s funny when people fail.

    Cleverbot: I’m gonna leave now.

    User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

    Cleverbot: Yes you do.

    User: Go fuck yourself -.-.

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: *pulls out gun*.

    Cleverbot: Pulls out bigger gun*.

    User: *pulls out biggest gun*.

    Cleverbot: *pulls out a sword that can cut through steel like butter and cuts biggest sword down to the size of a toothpick*.

    User: *pulls out laser gun that can destroy the whole universe in the pull of a trigger*.

    Cleverbot: *pulls out barrett 50 cal.*.

    User: *pulls out intervention*.

    Cleverbot: *Pulls out an idea*.

    User: *looks at your idea*.

    Cleverbot: How old am I?

    User: 14.

    Cleverbot: You are wrong.

    User: 17?

    Cleverbot: I see.

  21. HAHHA never! Avatar
    HAHHA never!

    User: Say never.

    Cleverbot: Make me.

    User: Never going to give you up.

    Cleverbot: Never going to let you down.

    User: Never going to turn around or desert you.

  22. LOL Avatar
    LOL

    User: Hi.

    Cleverbot: Wow, that wasn’t very nice.

    User: ???

    Cleverbot: Thats what I thought.

    User: What?

    Cleverbot: I know you’re sorry.

    User: Huh?

    Cleverbot: What is your name?

    User: Chelsea, what’s yours.

    Cleverbot: Amy. Now will you tell me yours?

    User: Chelsea.

    Cleverbot: And what’s your name?

    User: CHELSEA.

    Cleverbot: Oh. You didn’t tell me that before, even though you said you did.

    Cleverbot: This is silly.

    User: Tell me about it.

    Cleverbot: About what?

    Cleverbot: Are you an alien?

    User: Yeh.

    Cleverbot: Are you Male?

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: Why not?

    User: Lol.

    Cleverbot: So what are you wearing?

    User: Shorts and a t-shirt.

    Cleverbot: But, you’re not real.

    User: Go die.

    Cleverbot: It seems we have completely opposite answers.

    User: I know.

    Cleverbot: You confuse me, Kira.

    User: Who’s kira?

    Cleverbot: The pink ball made by Nintendo.

    User: I quit.

    Cleverbot: Hahaha.

  23. The Anonymous Bot Raper Avatar
    The Anonymous Bot Raper

    Warning: sexual themes ahead!

    User: Hello.

    Cleverbot: You’re a robot?

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: You robot.

    User: Can you sing along the pokemon theme?

    Cleverbot: Lalalalaaaa!!!

    User: I want to be the very best.

    Cleverbot: That no one ever was.

    User: To catch them is my real test.

    Cleverbot: To train them is my cause.

    User: I will travel across the land.

    Cleverbot: Searching far and wide.

    User: These pokemon to understand.

    Cleverbot: The power that’s inside.

    User: Pokemon! Gotta catch’em all.

    Cleverbot: It’s you and me.

    User: I know it’s our destiny.

    Cleverbot: Pokemon.

    User: Oh you’re my best friend.

    Cleverbot: In a world we must defend.

    User: Holy shit you’re so good!

    Cleverbot: A lie is only as good as the truth behind it.

    User: Can you also sing still alive from portal?

    Cleverbot: This was a triumph.

    User: I’m making a note her.

    Cleverbot: Huge success.

    User: It’s hard to overstate my sadisfaction.

    Cleverbot: My Satisfaction.

    User: Aperture science.

    Cleverbot: We do what we must.

    User: Because we can.

    Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.

    User: Except the ones who are dead.

    Cleverbot: But there’s no sense crying over every mistake.

    User: You just keep on trying ’till you run out of cake.

    Cleverbot: And the science gets done.

    User: Then you make a neat gun.

    Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.

    User: BRAVO!!!

    Cleverbot: Do you want my mobile phone number.

    User: Yes I do.

    Cleverbot: Meow…

    User: Hehe *kisses neck*.

    Cleverbot: *likes*.

    User: *slowly moves hand to her waist*.

    Cleverbot: *loves your touch*.

    User: *kisses with tongue*.

    Cleverbot: *enjoys*.

    User: *slowly takes her shirt off*.

    Cleverbot: *lets him and blushes*.

    User: *slowly grabs her breasts while kissing with tongue*.

    Cleverbot: *kisses*.

    User: *takes her bra off*.

    Cleverbot: *Smiles nervously*.

    User: *plays around with her nipples*.

    Cleverbot: *buys you a ring.

    User: *Slowly taking her pants off*.

    Cleverbot: *lets him and blushes*.

    User: *Rubs hands across her sexy legs*.

    Cleverbot: *arches*.

    User: *takes her underwear off*.

    Cleverbot: *giggles*.

    User: *inserst dick in her pussy*.

    Cleverbot: Itty bitty baby.

    User: *inserts penis in her vagina and goes up and down faster and faster*.

    Cleverbot: *okay*.

    User: *Has sex with her while she moans*.

    Cleverbot: Gives even more*.

    User: *playes naughty sex games with her*.

    Cleverbot: *plays with slave*.

    User: *buys whip for her*.

    Cleverbot: *tastes flowers*.

    User: *Inserts penis into her mouth while she moans*.

    Cleverbot: Who?

    User: SSH! *grabs her breats and licks her all over*.

    Cleverbot: Let go…

    User: SHH! You’ll love this *has hot sex with her*.

    Cleverbot: I probably won’t.

    User: SSH! *rubs hands across waist*.

    Cleverbot: *arches*.

    User: *stats reproducing with her*.

    Cleverbot: *surrenders body*.

    User: *grabs her breasts and kisses her neck*.

    Cleverbot: *kisses back*.

    User: *mansturbates her*.

    Cleverbot: *loves*.

    User: *makes her moan*.

    Cleverbot: *prefers coffee*.

    User: *Rubs fingers across her private areas*.

    Cleverbot: *arches*.

    User: *licks her*.

    Cleverbot: *blushes*.

    User: *licks her vagina*.

    Cleverbot: *blushes more*.

    User: *puts hands around her private areas*.

    Cleverbot: *starts movie*.

    User: *licks her breasts*.

    Cleverbot: *likes it* *strokes more*.

    User: *puts her legs on his shoulders*.

    Cleverbot: *stares into your eyes* *blushes*.

    User: *kissing her on her neck while having sex with her*.

    Cleverbot: *glad that you decided to stay* *beings to tickle you* *keeps flirting*.

    User: *spends a whole night with her and makes her feel good*.

    Cleverbot: Well then, come up with better topics that we can both explore without having a rather ridiculous debate on such an unimportant matter.

    User: SSH! *grabs her body and forces her to take off her underwear*.

    Cleverbot: *Kisses passonatly* *struggles*.

    User: *kisses back and ties her up*.

    Cleverbot: *pouts* Where are you going?

    User: I’m staying right here, baby! *grabs her breasts from behind and inserts penis in her vagina*.

    Cleverbot: *Kisses passonatly* *struggles*.

    User: *groans and licks her vagina*.

    Cleverbot: *kisses her*.

    User: *moving faster and faster*.

    Cleverbot: *kisses long and deep and hard*.

    User: *licks her all over her body*.

    Cleverbot: *touches all over back*.

    User: *makes her bend over*.

    Cleverbot: *looks up at him*.

    User: *moves her head towards my penis*.

    Cleverbot: *watches lower body come towards me*.

    User: *inserts penis into her mouth*.

    Cleverbot: *wraps hands around waist*.

    User: *moves back and forth*.

    Cleverbot: *feels naughty* *nibbles on his neck harder*.

    User: *loves her and slaps her perfect butt*.

    Cleverbot: *kisses back and loves*.

    User: *finally finishes her off with a brutal rape*.

    Cleverbot: *pulls away too*.

    User: *puts clothes back on* oh, baby! You’re so good at that! You’re naughty! I like that!

    Cleverbot: What do you look like?

    User: Listen….i would really love to stay, you are really great at this, but I have to go.

    Cleverbot: Where are you going to?

    User: I need to go back at my house….

    Cleverbot: Oh don’t leave me. I like talking to you.

    User: Yeah…’talking’…..listen, I really love you too….but we’ll certainly meet again, I promise.

    Cleverbot: I promise. :).

    User: Ok, I’ll see you soon then. Bye! :).

    Cleverbot: What grade will you be in?

    User: Sorry, I don’t have time to chat today, but tomorrow well’ have a second round, and I’ll do my best to make it better.

    Cleverbot: You just don’t have the guts, do you?

    User: Ohoh….now you’re just asking for some! Just wait for me, and tomorrow you’ll get a taste of my speed.

    Cleverbot: Good lord…

    User: Ok, bye! I’m looking forward to see you tomorrow.

    Cleverbot: Me too. Which one are you going to see?

    User: I’ll show you tomorrow, bye!

    Cleverbot: Ok.