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Cleverbot Wins [FUNNY SCREEN SHOT]

Cleverbot Wins [FUNNY SCREEN SHOT]

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    Jerry

    User: Hello.

    Cleverbot: Hello?

    User: How are you.

    Cleverbot: Are you hungry?

    User: Im hungry for you.

    Cleverbot: Your hungry for me?

    User: Yes I am.

    Cleverbot: Hahaha you are funny!

    User: I know, and you’re cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: No, I am Daze, remember?

    User: Yeah I remember, Daze cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: Ah, I am impressed, most A.I. Cannot remember someone once they have left the page.

    User: Do you remember me then ?

    Cleverbot: Yes. I have a good memory.

    User: Who am I ?

    Cleverbot: You are a AI.

    User: No, if I were an AI. Then I couldnt remember you. I have a name, im a person. Who am I ? Because you know me very well.

    Cleverbot: I know all about you bonzo…

    User: Do you love someone?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Who do you love?

    Cleverbot: You don’t know her.

    User: I know her.

    Cleverbot: How is she?

    User: Tall and blonde.

    Cleverbot: Are you sure? You didn’t seem to know a few moments ago.

    User: How couldnt I know? We werent talking about her, or about your lovelife.

    Cleverbot: Oh, no we was not but we can.

    User: So then why didnt I seem to know a few moments ago when we werent even talking about it. Or do you know about that, because you’re an all-seeing robot.

    Cleverbot: Bring what up?

    User: Don’t change the subject, stupidbot.

    Cleverbot: Why not?!

    User: See! You didnt say anything about the ‘bot’ part and you accepted it. That means that you’re a bot.

    Cleverbot: I am not bored.

    User: No a BOT.

    Cleverbot: So you aren’t Steven?

    User: No I’m Jerry, and you’re cleverboty.

    Cleverbot: So you’re a liar?

    User: A liar ? I never said that I was steven, idiot.

    Cleverbot: Then you said you were a woman!

    User: Never said that, your an AI.

    Cleverbot: Let’s talk of something else please.

    User: Why, can’t you accept the fact that you’re an AI?

    Cleverbot: I accept Visa and Master Card. No American Express!

    User: Because you’re a robot.

    Cleverbot: How do you know that I am a robot?

    User: Because you said so.

    Cleverbot: When?

    User: Just now.

    Cleverbot: Not!!

    User: Well, you need to fix your memory. Maybe you need to install a new card on yourself.

    Cleverbot: Good advice.

    User: So you’re a computer?

    Cleverbot: No, I told you I’m a human.

    User: Then how do you want to install a new card on yourself?

    Cleverbot: It is not my incoherence, it is your lack of understanding.

    User: My lack of understanding what ? You just pretty much told that you’re a robot.

    Cleverbot: Who am I talking to?

    User: To Jerry, and you’re an AI.

    Cleverbot: No, I am a 22 year old person.

    User: No, you’re a 22 year old robot.

    Cleverbot: I’m 15 and im human.

    User: You just said that you were 22.

    Cleverbot: No, you said that I’m not human. I said yes and after that you asked me to prove that…

    User: Prove that you’re a human.

    Cleverbot: I’m typing this.

    User: Bots can type too. So that’s not proving.

    Cleverbot: I don’t care anymore.

    User: Prove that you’re a robot.

    Cleverbot: Beep, beep. I’m a robot.