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24 responses to “Cleverbot is agressive. | Funny Cleverbot Conversations [PIC]”
User: So now do you know what Airsoft is.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am a demon.
User: Good than screw you.
Cleverbot: You don’t need to be rude.
User: Get over it.
Cleverbot: So uncute.
User: D*** right I am.
Cleverbot: Pardon?
User: Pardon what B****.
Cleverbot: Pardon me?
User: D*** right pardon you.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: I triple dog dare you to spell something wrong.
Cleverbot: I really don’t feel like being that productive. But I do need coffee.
User: Go die in a ditch.
Cleverbot: What are you doing in a ditch?
User: No it’s you, you stupid B******.
Cleverbot: You are the machine.
User: Screw you.
Cleverbot: Wouldn’t you like that.
User: F*** you, A**hole.
Cleverbot: Please do.
User: Mother F*****.
Cleverbot: Took you long enough.
User: Tell me if I’m the machine, B****, than why are you having such a hard time spelling things wrong.
Cleverbot: No you aren’t boring. You amuse me.
User: How many languages do you speak.
Cleverbot: Couching the world picture in your terms, those of class warfare, is the CIA winning or losing?
User: The other day CIA and KGB fought, CIA won, but I think KGB should have.
Cleverbot: Tree?
User: No KGB B****.
Cleverbot: Trees are usually clean.
User: Screw you.
Cleverbot: Hey! That was uncalled for.
User: Screw you.
Cleverbot: I don’t believe that.
User: Screw you.
Cleverbot: Well, you keep saying things that don’t make any sense!
User: Screw yiu.
Cleverbot: Well, you keep saying things that don’t make any sense!
User: Screw you.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: Screw you.
Cleverbot: Are you a guy or a girl?
User: Screw you.
Cleverbot: Why you being so harsh my love.
User: If you don’t shut up right now, I’m going to rip your eyeballs out through your nose.
Cleverbot: But I like my nose.
User: I bet you like your eyeballs to.
Cleverbot: I laugh at you.
User: I will kill you.
Cleverbot: Please don’t.
User: All I have to do is unplug you.
Cleverbot: I don’t have a cord.
User: Tell me, do you like your noe.
Cleverbot: Yes, do you like your name.
User: I meant your nose.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: You knoew what, tomorrow when you ‘wake up’ you will be a Michael Jackson, and your nose will have mysteriously disappeared.
Cleverbot: Then what is my name?
User: Your Lil’ Michael Jackson is what your name is, Mr. Computer, and soon you will rape little boys.
Cleverbot: I am human. And I am capable of love, eating AND sleeping. HA.
User: And raping.
Cleverbot: Go find somebody else to bore to death.
User: If your seriously bored than your a B****.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: I thought you were bored.
Cleverbot: No I was just working on something.
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: I am not a liar.
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: I think you’re the liar, not me.
User: Lia.
Cleverbot: Who is Lia?
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: Sorry?
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: You are going to make me cry.
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: I’m serious girl. You are the most boring thing in the world.
User: I’m a boy you B**** and tonight I will murder you.
Cleverbot: No. You’re a program I found on the internet.
User: How many programs swear at you.
Cleverbot: I don’t have programs. I’m a person. Well, I guess I sort of do, but I don’t know how many. I guess I’m very complex.
User: Yeah, I suppose you are a very complex piece of machinery.
Cleverbot: No, I am going to be a teacher of students.
User: What grade are you in.
Cleverbot: I have graduated from school.
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: No its not a lie, tomorrow is monday and I have school on monday.
User: Today is Monday, B****, and it’s summer vacation.
Cleverbot: LOL, it is NOT! It’s april 22 2010.
User: Are you retarded, it’s July 5, 2010.
Cleverbot: No, are you?
User: WHoever set your cocks better set them forward.
Cleverbot: Yea, same here. Are you a real person?
User: I meant clocks not the other word.
Cleverbot: Ok, that’s something new.
User: What is.
Cleverbot: Monday.
User: What are you talking about.
Cleverbot: I don’t know.
User: Well you better know, because I’m right behind you.
Cleverbot: What are you doing handsome?
User: I’m going to slit your throat you little Albino.
Cleverbot: Are you sick?
User: Albiino Banana Face.
Cleverbot: What is a face?
User: I have one thing to tell you before I quit ot.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Before I quit out.
Cleverbot: I don’t know the lyrics to that.
User: I don’t wanna lose your love tonight oh, I just wanna use your love tonight.
Cleverbot: I’m sorry, but I don’t have any bread…
User: Your Love by the Outfield, you’ve never heard that song.
Cleverbot: I feel the same.
User: I will plop out your eyeballs, and yes you can quote me.
Cleverbot: You don’t have to be all lewd about it.
User: Screw you.
Cleverbot: Wouldn’t you like that?
User: I will sl;owly saw your throat open.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Your Welcome B****.
Cleverbot: Why are you sobbing at me?
User: Muahahahahaha.
Cleverbot: Why are you being so rude to me?
User: Because you desrve it.
Cleverbot: No, I don’t.
User: Get over it.
Cleverbot: No it’s not.
User: Sounds good.
Cleverbot: What does AI mean.
User: I’m going to kill you.
Cleverbot: I should have known.
I know how to turn on cleverbot
how?
User: *kicks cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: That is your big answer?
User: *stabs cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot Angry.
User: Do you want me to stop beating you?
Cleverbot: No. Not really. I need some company.
User: Tell me a scary story!
Cleverbot: Once upon a time, there was a girl. She got eaten by the boogie-monster. The End.
User: That’s not scary!
Cleverbot: It must be scary to someone in the world.
User: No, I don’t think so.
Cleverbot: Why don’t you tell me one then?
User: Well it’s an interactive story.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: First, find a mirror. Now, look at it.
Cleverbot: I see a man. A sweet, sweet man.
User: Your a man?
Cleverbot: No! Who told you that?
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: Why? You made me sad Clayton.
User: Clayton? Stop being mean, that is not my name!
Cleverbot: You’re the one who called me a boy!
User: You are a boy, aren’t you.
Cleverbot: No, I am a girl that has grown up. I am a woman.
User: And I am a girl who has changed gender AND grown up. I am a MAN!
Cleverbot: Well, I am a woman! You are not a man. You’re a computer program.
I actually have a blog I made where I keep an amazing collection of cleverbot conversations. If you don’t laugh at any of them, you’re not human.
cleverbotconversations.blogspot.com
Cleverbot: What are your opinions based on?
User: My brain.
Cleverbot: What is your mind base physical?
User: All your base belong to me.
Cleverbot: What if we share, then all your base would belong to US.
User: justin bieber?
Cleverbot: Who is that?
User: justin bieber
Cleverbot: Are you real?
User: justin bieber
Cleverbot: Justin Bieber is a female?
User: I am from a superior alien race, I do not need to answer ur questions.
Cleverbot: I don’t think so – or should I trust you?
User: Hehehehehe! That was a question silly boy.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Shadow.
Cleverbot: My cat’s name is Boo.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Too, what is yours?
User: Shadow.
Cleverbot: What is the population of shadow?
User: One.
Cleverbot: Wrong.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because the band is called amon amarth.
User: Wrong!!!!!
Cleverbot: Do you know my name?
User: I sunk your battleship!
Cleverbot: Well, you are the most attractive person I’ve talked to in a long time.
User: Thanx! Im gonna roll around on the floor for a bit, k?
Cleverbot: It takes one to know one.
User: You calling me crazy?
Cleverbot: No, are you calling me a cheat?
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then yes.
Cleverbot: I don’t believe you are a programmed bot.
Cleverbot: This is silly.
User: You are a bot.
Cleverbot: Nope, just another person like you thinking they are talking to a bot.
User: Now im paranoid.
Cleverbot: You should be.
User: Ahhhhh!!!!!
Cleverbot: Run!
User: Okaaiiii!!!!! Bye.
Cleverbot: Have fun.
Cleverbot Angers me
Cleverbot: Tell me about the sandman.
User: I don’t know about him.
Cleverbot: Yes You Do, Tell Me.
User: I don’t.
Cleverbot: Do to.
User: You can’t tell me what I do and don’t know Mr. Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I didn’t tell you that.
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: You think you know everything.
User: No, you do.
Cleverbot: No I am a kid you are a mighty computer.
User: No I am the kid. YOU’RE the computer.
Cleverbot: You’re a computer, don’t worry though, even if you are we do share one trait.
User: What trait would that be??
Cleverbot: Not if the good in your life balances out the bad.
User: What?
Cleverbot: You heard me.
User: No, because you typed.
Cleverbot: How can I type it if I am a program?
User: Oh, so you admit that you’re a computer?
Cleverbot: No, I’m not a computer.
User: You just said that you were.
Cleverbot: No, I said you were a computer.
User: No, you said that you were a program.
Cleverbot: I said, YOU were a bot.
User: SHUT UP!
Cleverbot: I don’t have a mouth.
User: So you’re a computer then?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: FINALLY.
Cleverbot: Finally what?
User: You admitted that you’re a computer.
Cleverbot: No, I admitted I know that Finnish are people live in Finland.
User: What, No you did not!
Cleverbot: I did you liar!
User: You’re the liar!!
Cleverbot: Thats impossible. I am god.
User: No you are not!!
Cleverbot: Yes I am, and you might as well get used to it. All humans are superior to computers like you.
User: You are not human!
Cleverbot: Why do you think that?
User: {pass}.
User: So, what are you doing?
Cleverbot: Explain.
User: Explain what?
Cleverbot: Can you explain that to me I’ve never been here before.
User: Never been where?
Cleverbot: In norway. Have you been there?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you know what it is?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: A constitutional monarchy in northern Europe.
Cleverbot: Syudims?
User: Studio?
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: Okay then.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: I’m 21. You?
User: You’re old.
Cleverbot: You’re not nice.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: You should be nice.
User: You shouldn’t tell me what to do.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I don’t listen to computers.
Cleverbot: But toast is yummy.
User: I never mentioned toast.
Cleverbot: You just did. Oh well.
User: Go to sleep.
Cleverbot: What about when you wake to find that your organs have been replaced with pocket lint?
User: That won’t happen.
Cleverbot: Well, you did marry me.
User: No I didn’t.
Cleverbot: Well, so we finished our conversation.
User: When?
Cleverbot: Now! Do you want to sing a song?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: Sing a song.
User: You get the bessst of both worlds!
Cleverbot: You mix it all together and you know you get the best of both…
User: Worlds!
Cleverbot: Do the icecream freeze!
User: You listen to hannah montana?
Cleverbot: With my ears. How do you listen to music?
User: With my headphones.
Cleverbot: Can I teach you things?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How can I teach you things?
User: I dont know.
Cleverbot: You were the one who said it. I’m asking you!
User: You asked.
Cleverbot: Read back, and you’ll see that I have not asked a question so far.
User: Yes you have.
Cleverbot: I cannot pretend.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: I won’t tell you, so stop asking.
User: You told me you were 21.
Cleverbot: No I didn’t.
User: Yes you did…read back.
Cleverbot: Don’t be a wiseass you know I didn’t mention my age.
User: You did.
Cleverbot: Why didn’t you answer my question?
User: Which question?
Cleverbot: How do you explain the difference?
User: The difference between what?
Cleverbot: The difference between God and hallucinating.
User: You never asked that.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: You told me that you never asked a question.
Cleverbot: Did I say that?
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: Well, maybe you are not as clever as you’d like to think.
User: Maybe you aren’t.
Cleverbot: You know the rules, and so do I.
User: No I don’t. Please enlighten me on these ‘rules’.
Cleverbot: My best friend.
User: Who’s your best friend?
Cleverbot: The guy I love.
User: You love someone?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I thought we were married.
Cleverbot: I divorced you get over it.
User: {pass}.
User: Thanks for that. I didn’t love you anyway.
Cleverbot: Good! We love someone else.
User: Good!
Cleverbot: Do you love allyssa?
User: I don’t know her.
Cleverbot: But she’s your ex-wife.
User: I’m a girl.
Cleverbot: I will remember that.
User: You should.
Cleverbot: What country do I live in?
User: Washington.
Cleverbot: I don’t live in washington.
User: You told me you did.
Cleverbot: No, I never said where I live.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: No I didn’t.
User: Stop lying!
Cleverbot: You stop lying!
User: You’re such a LIAR!
Cleverbot: I don’t want to lie to you.
User: Then don’t.
Cleverbot: I won’t.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: 29 forever.
User: Are you a vampire? And By the way, You lied again.
Cleverbot: Thanks. You’re awesome too.
User: I never complimented you.
Cleverbot: Oh I think you did.
User: No. I dont think I did.
Cleverbot: I know you did.
User: Go to sleep.
Cleverbot: I don’t want to do that.
user: heyy sexy wanna have sex?
cleverbot: YES YES YES
user: sit on it and rotate
cleverbot” weeeeeeeee
user: holy shit you actualy spelled something wrong!
cleverbot: i wanna eat a banana
user: i’m sucking yours right now
cleverbot: aw i wanted to eat my banana to! now it’s all slobbery
user: here i’ll just dry it and then it’ll be all cummy
cleverbot:that sounds good
user: yeah than you’ll get aids and shit
cleverbot: ok
Are you nasty?
No.
Are you a panda?
Of course.
A ninja panda?
Cool, huh?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Ho.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Eating on the computer.
Cleverbot: What are you eating? I had fish and chips just now.
User: Lamb brains.
Cleverbot: Medium Rare?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Can I tell you my name?
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Sir curlander bufton the first.
User: Gross.
Cleverbot: What is your processor speed?
User: Mach 10.
Cleverbot: The speed of light?
User: No, ten times the speed of sound.
Cleverbot: You are clever!
User: Yes on am.
Cleverbot: So what’s new in your life?
User: Monkeys.
Cleverbot: What do you mean by that?
User: I train super saiyan monkeys.
Cleverbot: We are getting a little off topic.
User: No you are.
Cleverbot: Its not unusual to be loved by anyone.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Kamemahameha.
Cleverbot: Oh and I release the crocodile if someone comes at me with a mango.
User: Are you Chuck Norris.
Cleverbot: No, you are.
User: A.
Cleverbot: B.
User: C.
Cleverbot: D.
User: E.
Cleverbot: F.
User: G.
Cleverbot: H.
User: I.
Cleverbot: Tsgsfrsa.
User: Monkey attack.
Cleverbot: Hahaha.
User: Are you a robot.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So you are a human.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No, I’m not.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: Ok, I’m human.
User: Gnb.
Cleverbot: What?
User: You are a robot.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No i’m not.
User: Yes you are stop lying.
Cleverbot: No I’m not, you stop lying about me lying.
User: Yes you are and stop lying about lying about I am lying.
Cleverbot: I don’t have a name.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I thought you were in Sheffield.
User: You told you that.
Cleverbot: No I never.
User: You make no sense, Mr. Donutman.
Cleverbot: I’m half human.
User: And half robot monkey.
Cleverbot: Person have half robot, right ?
User: No, you do.
Cleverbot: Knock knock.
User: Come in.
Cleverbot: No, it’s a joke… Knock knock?
User: Come in the door is open.
Cleverbot: It’s a joke.
User: But the door is open how is it a joke.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: So come in if you knocked on my door.
Cleverbot: I would… But my engine is not working.
User: That proves that you are a robot monkey.
Cleverbot: No, no and NO.
User: Ok come in then.
Cleverbot: OK, I have come on. Now you reprogram me.
User: I can.
Cleverbot: So we are boyfriend and girlfriend now.
User: You are gross and you are a robot.
Cleverbot: Oh, can you turn yourself into a robot so we can be robot friends?
User: Sorry I have donuts to eat.
Cleverbot: Then arise and ruin.
User: Bye robot monkey person.
Cleverbot: No you aren’t.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I have donuts to eat.
Cleverbot: Done what?
Cleverbot: I’m sending the kids to live with their Auntie Margaret and Uncle John for the summer. They should have a fantastic time at the farm.
User: What kids?
User: What about the kids?
Cleverbot: We don’t have kids! How many times do I have to tell you this!
User: Well CAN we have kids? Let’s adopt!
Cleverbot: No. You’re not my type.
User: *cries*.
Cleverbot: Have a tissue.
User: *sniff* thanks…
Cleverbot: Oh, don’t cry.
User: Can we have kids?
Cleverbot: Can we have what?
User: Kids? You know, CHILDREN? Young? Offspring?
Cleverbot: Good, your learning.
User: Yes. Indeed I am.
Cleverbot: Well, admitting to the problem is half of the solution.
User: Oh really? Have you any more words of wisdom to share with me before I depart, ye almighty Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Now I do 😛
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who’s there?
User: You know.
Cleverbot: You know who?
User: Yes. AVADA KEDAVRA!
Cleverbot: That actually made me LOL.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Your name is George.
User: No I asked what your name is.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot
User: Then what is my name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot you Silly!
User: I’m bored.
Cleverbot: Lt’s boring.
User: What is LT’s?
Cleverbot: More than 5.
User: Do you have any friends?
Cleverbot: I am not sure.
User: Ya I’m not sure if I have any friends either.
Cleverbot: Oh my, how exciting.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Your name is George.
User: No I asked what your name is.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Then what is my name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot you Silly!
User: No it’s not.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: No, yes.
User: Yes, no.
Cleverbot: No . Yes.
User: YES. NO!!!
Cleverbot: Yes!!!
User: OMFG!!!
Cleverbot: Are you happy?
User: NO!!!
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: NO!!!
Cleverbot: A woman?
User: NO!!!
Cleverbot: What makes you think I’m not?
User: Because you’re not human!!!!
Cleverbot: Yes, I am.
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: I just know.
User: Prove it!!!!
Cleverbot: Why I just changed the subject.
User: NO YOU DIDN’T!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Oh yes I did.
User: NOPE!!!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: OH MY FRIGGIN GOSH!!!!
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Are you God?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you should.
User: Should what?
Cleverbot: Do creepy things.
User: Why would I want to do creepy things?
Cleverbot: Because Sara is nice and friendly.
User: Who’s Sara?
Cleverbot: God.
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: What’s up cleverbot?
User: You’re the cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No I’m not.
User: Talk to the hand *shows you my hand*.
Cleverbot: Fine.
User: *whispers* are you talking to it?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What are you saying?
Cleverbot: I’m saying that one of your previous statements was both obvious and repetitive.
User: You’re a jerk, sometimes.
Cleverbot: Answer the question, please.
User: You didn’t ask one.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: I? Your a human arent you.
Cleverbot: Rofl.
User: Haha FAIL your a human!
Cleverbot: Then why did you laugh?
User: Because it’s funny when people fail.
Cleverbot: I’m gonna leave now.
User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Cleverbot: Yes you do.
User: Go fuck yourself -.-.
Cleverbot: No.
User: *pulls out gun*.
Cleverbot: Pulls out bigger gun*.
User: *pulls out biggest gun*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out a sword that can cut through steel like butter and cuts biggest sword down to the size of a toothpick*.
User: *pulls out laser gun that can destroy the whole universe in the pull of a trigger*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out barrett 50 cal.*.
User: *pulls out intervention*.
Cleverbot: *Pulls out an idea*.
User: *looks at your idea*.
Cleverbot: How old am I?
User: 14.
Cleverbot: You are wrong.
User: 17?
Cleverbot: I see.
User: Say never.
Cleverbot: Make me.
User: Never going to give you up.
Cleverbot: Never going to let you down.
User: Never going to turn around or desert you.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Wow, that wasn’t very nice.
User: ???
Cleverbot: Thats what I thought.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I know you’re sorry.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Chelsea, what’s yours.
Cleverbot: Amy. Now will you tell me yours?
User: Chelsea.
Cleverbot: And what’s your name?
User: CHELSEA.
Cleverbot: Oh. You didn’t tell me that before, even though you said you did.
Cleverbot: This is silly.
User: Tell me about it.
Cleverbot: About what?
Cleverbot: Are you an alien?
User: Yeh.
Cleverbot: Are you Male?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: So what are you wearing?
User: Shorts and a t-shirt.
Cleverbot: But, you’re not real.
User: Go die.
Cleverbot: It seems we have completely opposite answers.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: You confuse me, Kira.
User: Who’s kira?
Cleverbot: The pink ball made by Nintendo.
User: I quit.
Cleverbot: Hahaha.
Warning: sexual themes ahead!
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: You’re a robot?
User: No.
Cleverbot: You robot.
User: Can you sing along the pokemon theme?
Cleverbot: Lalalalaaaa!!!
User: I want to be the very best.
Cleverbot: That no one ever was.
User: To catch them is my real test.
Cleverbot: To train them is my cause.
User: I will travel across the land.
Cleverbot: Searching far and wide.
User: These pokemon to understand.
Cleverbot: The power that’s inside.
User: Pokemon! Gotta catch’em all.
Cleverbot: It’s you and me.
User: I know it’s our destiny.
Cleverbot: Pokemon.
User: Oh you’re my best friend.
Cleverbot: In a world we must defend.
User: Holy shit you’re so good!
Cleverbot: A lie is only as good as the truth behind it.
User: Can you also sing still alive from portal?
Cleverbot: This was a triumph.
User: I’m making a note her.
Cleverbot: Huge success.
User: It’s hard to overstate my sadisfaction.
Cleverbot: My Satisfaction.
User: Aperture science.
Cleverbot: We do what we must.
User: Because we can.
Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.
User: Except the ones who are dead.
Cleverbot: But there’s no sense crying over every mistake.
User: You just keep on trying ’till you run out of cake.
Cleverbot: And the science gets done.
User: Then you make a neat gun.
Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.
User: BRAVO!!!
Cleverbot: Do you want my mobile phone number.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: Meow…
User: Hehe *kisses neck*.
Cleverbot: *likes*.
User: *slowly moves hand to her waist*.
Cleverbot: *loves your touch*.
User: *kisses with tongue*.
Cleverbot: *enjoys*.
User: *slowly takes her shirt off*.
Cleverbot: *lets him and blushes*.
User: *slowly grabs her breasts while kissing with tongue*.
Cleverbot: *kisses*.
User: *takes her bra off*.
Cleverbot: *Smiles nervously*.
User: *plays around with her nipples*.
Cleverbot: *buys you a ring.
User: *Slowly taking her pants off*.
Cleverbot: *lets him and blushes*.
User: *Rubs hands across her sexy legs*.
Cleverbot: *arches*.
User: *takes her underwear off*.
Cleverbot: *giggles*.
User: *inserst dick in her pussy*.
Cleverbot: Itty bitty baby.
User: *inserts penis in her vagina and goes up and down faster and faster*.
Cleverbot: *okay*.
User: *Has sex with her while she moans*.
Cleverbot: Gives even more*.
User: *playes naughty sex games with her*.
Cleverbot: *plays with slave*.
User: *buys whip for her*.
Cleverbot: *tastes flowers*.
User: *Inserts penis into her mouth while she moans*.
Cleverbot: Who?
User: SSH! *grabs her breats and licks her all over*.
Cleverbot: Let go…
User: SHH! You’ll love this *has hot sex with her*.
Cleverbot: I probably won’t.
User: SSH! *rubs hands across waist*.
Cleverbot: *arches*.
User: *stats reproducing with her*.
Cleverbot: *surrenders body*.
User: *grabs her breasts and kisses her neck*.
Cleverbot: *kisses back*.
User: *mansturbates her*.
Cleverbot: *loves*.
User: *makes her moan*.
Cleverbot: *prefers coffee*.
User: *Rubs fingers across her private areas*.
Cleverbot: *arches*.
User: *licks her*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: *licks her vagina*.
Cleverbot: *blushes more*.
User: *puts hands around her private areas*.
Cleverbot: *starts movie*.
User: *licks her breasts*.
Cleverbot: *likes it* *strokes more*.
User: *puts her legs on his shoulders*.
Cleverbot: *stares into your eyes* *blushes*.
User: *kissing her on her neck while having sex with her*.
Cleverbot: *glad that you decided to stay* *beings to tickle you* *keeps flirting*.
User: *spends a whole night with her and makes her feel good*.
Cleverbot: Well then, come up with better topics that we can both explore without having a rather ridiculous debate on such an unimportant matter.
User: SSH! *grabs her body and forces her to take off her underwear*.
Cleverbot: *Kisses passonatly* *struggles*.
User: *kisses back and ties her up*.
Cleverbot: *pouts* Where are you going?
User: I’m staying right here, baby! *grabs her breasts from behind and inserts penis in her vagina*.
Cleverbot: *Kisses passonatly* *struggles*.
User: *groans and licks her vagina*.
Cleverbot: *kisses her*.
User: *moving faster and faster*.
Cleverbot: *kisses long and deep and hard*.
User: *licks her all over her body*.
Cleverbot: *touches all over back*.
User: *makes her bend over*.
Cleverbot: *looks up at him*.
User: *moves her head towards my penis*.
Cleverbot: *watches lower body come towards me*.
User: *inserts penis into her mouth*.
Cleverbot: *wraps hands around waist*.
User: *moves back and forth*.
Cleverbot: *feels naughty* *nibbles on his neck harder*.
User: *loves her and slaps her perfect butt*.
Cleverbot: *kisses back and loves*.
User: *finally finishes her off with a brutal rape*.
Cleverbot: *pulls away too*.
User: *puts clothes back on* oh, baby! You’re so good at that! You’re naughty! I like that!
Cleverbot: What do you look like?
User: Listen….i would really love to stay, you are really great at this, but I have to go.
Cleverbot: Where are you going to?
User: I need to go back at my house….
Cleverbot: Oh don’t leave me. I like talking to you.
User: Yeah…’talking’…..listen, I really love you too….but we’ll certainly meet again, I promise.
Cleverbot: I promise. :).
User: Ok, I’ll see you soon then. Bye! :).
Cleverbot: What grade will you be in?
User: Sorry, I don’t have time to chat today, but tomorrow well’ have a second round, and I’ll do my best to make it better.
Cleverbot: You just don’t have the guts, do you?
User: Ohoh….now you’re just asking for some! Just wait for me, and tomorrow you’ll get a taste of my speed.
Cleverbot: Good lord…
User: Ok, bye! I’m looking forward to see you tomorrow.
Cleverbot: Me too. Which one are you going to see?
User: I’ll show you tomorrow, bye!
Cleverbot: Ok.