Tag - windows
Windows has detected that your monitor is not plugged in. [PIC]
AN UPDATE IS AVAILABLE FOR YOUR COMPUTER [PIC]
Windows vs. Linux vs. OS X vs. FreeBSD [PIC]
Windows 3.1 Solitaire.exe – Real Deck of Cards [PIC]
MAC’S NOW SUPPORT WINDOWS [PIC]
Setting up a new Windows Pc vs. Mac [COMIC]
Unopened Windows 3.1. That’s all [PIC]
Windows Logic [PIC]
worlds most famous picture (photographer: Chuck O’Rear) [PIC]
Windows, Are You Kidding Me? [PIC] Xtsy
Good Old Days [PIC]
An Update is Available For Your Computer [COMIC]
Microsoft Office vs. Windows [PIC]
Seriously, Windows??? – Windows is Checking for a solution to the problem [PIC]
Windows Maintenance Tips [PIC]
(if you seek u) Windows, No Means No!
A nice flash animation. Can be seen here
Start Wandows Ngrmadly
Windows 95 Error – Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair [PIC]
It Looks Like You’re Trying to Run a Country. What Would You Like to Do? | George Bush and Windows [PIC]
Give Up Internet‘s Note
I know this is older than the Internet. Just couldn’t stop sharing it.
Restart Later, Really Windows? | It Looks Like You Want to Say; “I’ll Restart Whenever I Want” [PIC]
Funny Nostalgia Windows 95 / 98 Error Messages [PIC]
Give Up Internet‘s Note
tip: this are fake, isn’t it?
Especially, do not feign respect for technical incompetence.
Be cheerful. Strive to be happy.
Oh, and we just set fire to your desktop.
BYTE editors are people who separate the wheat from the chaff, and then
carefully print the chaff.
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
To err is human… to really foul up requires the root password.
Alan Turing thought about criteria to settle the question of whether
machines can think, a question of which we now know that it is about
as relevant as the question of whether submarines can swim.
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo.
– Andy Finkel, computer guy
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
— Rich Kulawiec
As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
HOST SYSTEM NOT RESPONDING, PROBABLY DOWN. DO YOU WANT TO WAIT? (Y/N)
HOST SYSTEM RESPONDING, PROBABLY UP…
How much net work could a network work, if a network could net work?
I am a computer. I am dumber than any human and smarter than any administrator.
“Nuclear war can ruin your whole compile.”
— Karl Lehenbauer
Linux — the OS for the Renaissance Man
One picture is worth 128K words.
The UNIX philosophy basically involves giving you enough rope to
hang yourself. And then a couple of feet more, just to be sure.
Unix gives you enough rope to shoot yourself in the foot.
Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised)
are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse
at are called software.
— Levitating Trains and Kamikaze Genes: Technological
Literacy for the 1990’s.
The difference between Microsoft and ‘Jurassic Park’:
In one, a mad businessman makes a lot of money with beasts that should be
The other is a film.
The gates in my computer are AND, OR and NOT; they are not Bill.
“Nobody will ever need more than 640k RAM!”
— Bill Gates, 1981
“Windows 95 needs at least 8 MB RAM.”
— Bill Gates, 1996
“Nobody will ever need Windows 95.”
— logical conclusion
Windows 98: Not Plug & Play, but Bug & Pay!
Q: How many IBM CPU’s does it take to execute a job?
A: Four; three to hold it down, and one to rip its head off.
Those who can’t write, write manuals.
Don’t trouble trouble until trouble troubles you…
srv = xmlrpclib.Server(‘https://www.microsoft.com/’)
for employee in srv.MainDepartment.personnel(): srv.fireEmployee(employee)
— found in Python XML-RPC example
Q: What’s tiny and yellow and very, very, dangerous?
A: A canary with the super-user password.
System going down at 5 this afternoon to install scheduler bug.
Never trust a computer you can’t repair yourself.