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ShamWOW saves The Day [PIC]

shamwow saves israel

it says; When our tribe was escaping Egypt with Pharoh in hot pursuit, we found our path blocked by the Red Sea. Moses our leader prayed and prayed, but nothing happened. Finally a couple of us got out our ShamWows and laid them down with their comers in the water. In a matter of minutes the entire tribe was able to crose the Red Sea and dry land. Even though it took two of the big SHAMWOWs everyone was very impressed with its absorbant ability. THANKS SHAMWW!!! Maze Tov.

Millions of People Making Money Online, What The Hell Are You Doing?

Millions of People Making Money Online
This ad taken from an affiliate marketing web site. Millions of People Making Money Online, What The Hell Are You Doing? If you still can’t make money online like millions, you idiot, just give up internet.

What Are Others Saying? Not people like you, like millions of earners;

“The simplicity of the SFI system has helped me to develop a six- figure income coming right out of college.”
C Fuchs, CO, USA

“WOW, this program is the one that delivers everything they say and more!”
S Beveridge, CANADA

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R Collins, NJ, USA

“I have researched dozens of companies. SFI is simply the most powerful and productive!”

“I have never seen a system this impressive that does so much so quickly!”
P Dunaway, CA, USA

“The SFI program works! I cannot recommend any other affiliate program more strongly.”
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“The program does ALL that it promises and more.”
A Hinkley, MI, USA

“I’ve involved myself with several online businesses, and SFI is by far the best of all.”
R Riney, AR, USA


Wowwwww!!! I’M Joining That Program!!!! And i’m gonna be rich like millions. I know no one is reading this line, because, at the halft of the article, everyone left the site and try to search this awesome program over the internet. Woww, i’m gonna make money online, like millions!!!

The April Fools Joke That Keeps On Giving [PIC]

facebook aprils fool privacy chief

Source: Tech Crunch / “The Sacramento Bee mentions our ongoing litigation with Facebook and our next Attorney General, Chris Kelly (which was actually settled later that April Fools Day).

One thing I’m going to do in the future is go back and clearly mark April Fools jokes. I can easily understand how a non-tech reporter could be clicking through links, see that, and add it at the end of a story and create this kind of confusion.”

note: You can post jokes even if you are Michael Arrington, at Tech Crunch.

Excel is my Hobby [PIC]

excel is my hobby
Excel is hobby of a Microsoft Most Valuable proffessional.  We’re very similar. I climb, sing and create photoshop slide-shows in my spare time.

Facebook Date Says Tomorrow [PIC]

facebook date tomorrow
Is this the first problem we’ve reached at facebook? I don’t remember such problems before at facebook. Do you?

Book Rental Service [PIC]

the book rental service
it says;
book rental service?
was just thinking my sister does -alot- of reading and spends like $1000 a year on just books alone. most of them she reads once then never looks at again. is there any kind of like… video rental store but for books? would make things a lot cheaper, plus once has read one the next person can get enjoyment from it etc.

North American Vs. Japanese Internet [PIC]

north american vs japanese internet
Give Up Internet!

In North America:  Download Speed; 9343 kb/s, Upload Speed; 776 kb/s for 60$/month.  And in Japanese:  Download Speed; 77732 kb/s, Upload Speed;12915kb/s for free. But it’s cause they’re densely populated. Hmm, Wait, What?

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Free Broken Time Machine [PIC]

free broken time machine
Free Broken Time Machine (Williamsport)
Never get around to fixing it, all the buttons are stuck so it doesn’t go in reverse only forward at normal speed. Come pick it up whenever.

Worst Gig Ever [PIC]

worst gig ever
Worst Gig Ever. Click On The Photo for Enlarged Version.

Seriously, Who Was Phone? [PIC]

who was phone
“So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it in the vioce is “wut” r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. Then who was phone?

Wait, What?

Google Search is Broken

google search is broken
Google Keyword in Google Search is Broken.  / by muellergraphics / flickr.

Can you believe this? Google is broken. I’ve been talking about these for a month. Google is broken, and this is the reason why we’ve changed our name to Give Up Internet! Hey Google, i can’t say you “give up internet” but at least, take a holiday.