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☠ Deadn.✎ 1
Advice Dog
A puppy on a rainbow background giving terrible guidance. Spawned an entire taxonomy of animals with opinions and was retired by its own descendants.
▸ 2006peak 2008†2011
● Aliven.✎ 3
Bandit Heeler
The father in Bluey — a cartoon dog who plays every game, never phones it in and occasionally lies on the floor — as the internet's model of fatherhood in 2023–24, and the record's entry for a cartoon dog as a parenting standard that real fathers post about failing.
▸ 2023peak 2024still up
● Aliven.✎ 3
Birb
A bird, especially a round one — 'birb' — and the record's entry for the misspelling that made ornithology cute. A big bird is a 'borb', a bird in flight a 'birb' at speed, and a very round one a 'floof'.
▸ 2012peak 2017still up
◐ Dyingn.✎ 2
Black Cat Girlfriend
The aloof, particular, hard-to-win partner — the black cat to the golden retriever — as the other half of 2023's most-used relationship pairing. The record's entry for a couple described entirely in pets.
▸ 2023peak 2023still up
● Aliven.✎ 2
Blep
A cat's tongue, left out slightly, by accident — the blep — and the record's entry for the anatomical event that got a name, a subreddit and a genre of photograph. A 'mlem' is the tongue in motion; a blep is at rest.
▸ 2015peak 2017still up
◐ Dyingn.✎ 2
Bonk Doge
A Shiba Inu hitting another Shiba Inu with a baseball bat — 'bonk' — usually to send them to 'horny jail'. The 2020 meme for policing a friend's thirst, and, in 2022, the name of a mascot that revived a whole blockchain's mood. The record's entry for the bat.
▸ 2020peak 2020still up
● Alivephr.✎ 3
Boop the Snoot
To touch an animal's nose gently with one finger — 'boop' — and the nose itself, the 'snoot'. The record's entry for the gesture, the sound, and the internet's most consensual interaction with a dog.
▸ 2015peak 2017still up
◐ Dyingn.✎ 2
Buff Doge vs Cheems
A muscular Shiba Inu representing the past and a small, sad one representing the present, in a two-panel comparison of how things used to be — 'people in 1999 vs people now' — that ran through 2020–21. The record's entry for nostalgia as a dog.
▸ 2020peak 2021still up