English to 12 Year-Old Myspace Emo Teen Language Translator

Convert From English to Emolish

Do you want to become a popular in a emo site, but you can’t imitate like an emo? This tool may be helpful for you.

Examples

i love giveupinternet.com, this site is awesome.
translation: I LUV GIEVUPINTARNETCOM!1!1! WTF LOL THES SIET SI AEWSOME!!1!!!!! WTF

blogging is a good thing.
translation:  BLOGNG SI A GOD THNG
!!1!!!!1 OMG LOL

what?
translation:  WUT?!!!! WTF

I am proud of being an emo.
translation: IM PROUD OF BNG AN 3MO!1!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL

Gog.is – The Simple Google Slapper | The Most Useless App Ever

From app’s site: Ever felt like slapping someone with a google search, while in an IM conversation, chatrooms, or on Twitter? simply write http://gog.is and put the keywords in the url, like this: http://gog.is/clerks. This will redirect them to the google search for clerks.

So the next time someone asks you how to remove spyware on their windows box, tell them to http://gog.is/remove,windows,spyware.
Or simply http://gog.is/install+ubuntu.

You can even write http://gog.is/what/is/love.

Give Up Internet’s Note:  Sorry guys but this is the most useless app i’ve ever seen.  You can do better ones.

Online Funny Random Facebook Status Generator Tool

giveupinternet | Facebookers, Have you seen this tool? “Facebook status updates are a funny old game. Of course it’s imperative that you let all of your friends know exactly how your hangover’s progressing or what you’re planning to have for dinner.

But if you’re looking for something a bit more interesting to say, or you want all those old school chums and passing acquaintances to marvel at what a peculiar individual you’ve become, then why not generate a random Facebook status and copy and paste it into your profile?

Click the button below and allow James Small’s patented Facebook status generatr to cobble together some meaningless random gibberish on your behalf. It’s not like you have anything better to do.  Click here for the tool

Nostalgia Internet | Reporter’s Desktop – A Hidden Web Page [PIC]

Reporter’s Desktop | A Hidden Web Page [PIC]

A useful web site with terrible design. Most people say “terrible” for old looking web pages but i really love them.  This page is located under reporter.org domain. Domain registered in 1995. It’s quite a good domain name. Reporter’s Desktop Page has “6” page rank. Enjoy;  http://www.reporter.org/desktop/