Hi There!

This is Sergey. How you doing?  After 6 months, i came back again. I changed the design but i didnt like it at all.  And yesterday, i found a simple theme and edited it.  This looks way better than the previous i think.  What do you think?

Also read  GUI s 2010 plans

MUST READ

Q) Who Must?
A) You must.

Welcome. I, Welcame too. (I  was in the army. )  We ( i and some good people) changed the theme. We’ll edit it a lot more soon. We hope you liked the new theme. I want to answer frequently asked questions via this post.

Q1) Is “Sergey Page” your real name? Are you Russian?
A1) Nope. It’s combination of Sergey Brin and Larry Page. (Founders of Google). It was more humorous before i explain it.  I’m from Internet.

Q2) Where do you find the content of the Blog?
A2) Mostly i do. Sometimes from Internet.

Q3) Only you post?
A3) Yes for now. But new friends are coming.

Q4) Do you make money?
A4) I love internet. I want Internet Business as extra. But i’m in “Health” business. (and happy and good at it) This blog makes a few bucks.  This site deserves to be more than a “spare time” site. I blog in my spare time.  But i want to take the blog more serious. Wow! I liked my voice.
Q5) Daily Unique Visitor of GUI?
A5) Average 1500. It has to be at least 50.000 hits a day to think that GUI is a serious blog. I can get 50.000 hits via social media buzz but the most important visitors are “direct visitors” and i have to focuse on it. BoingBoing.net makes more than 1 million dollars a year, Tech Crunch makes more than 400.000 dollars a month and many more.  Blogging is still an effective of mmo (making money online).  You can see our visitor numbers via sitemeter icon at footer.

“We have to reach 50.000 daily hits in a few months” Sergey Page.
“or Give Up Internet? Nope for now.” Sergey Page.

Q6) What can you do for GiveUpInternet.com?
A6) Write about GUI at your blog maybe. Add GUI pages to social media sites. Stumble , Reddit, Digg, Tweet, Face the site.  Word of mouth is effective. Tell your friends about GUI. Say that,”  they’re really serious for this time”. (but don’t lol).

Q7) Expectation?

A7)

1-) Making GUI #1 Internet Humor Site. ( Humor for Developers and Internet People)
2-) At least 50.000 daily unique visitors in a few months.
3-) Making the template better.
4-) Creating T-Shirts, Tea Cups, New Categories and Great Content.
5-) New Authors.
6-) 7 Page Rank.
8 -) A lot of direct visitors.
9-) 50k Alexa Rank.
10-) a GUI, loller Than Ever.

Thank You Guys for Reading. You’re Awesome for now.

Give Up Internet Don’t Give Up Internet Yet.  But there’s a huge problem. I’m away from internet for 3 months and so sorry for this. Can you believe it?  I’ll be back at 18 jan 2010.  And better than ever.

Thank You, I love some of you.

Sergey  Page

I had been in awesome-somewhere else for 11 days.  I’m back now.  After 30 days, i will be somewhere else again, but this time, not that awesome.

Also;

R.I.P Michael Jackson!
Bill Maher is the biggest loser of the century.
Hey Obama, don’t kill insects again. It’s not that cool.
Sorry for the lack of Give Up Internet  stories.
Thank You For Following, Commenting, Waiting and Drinking on the blog.

Sergey Page

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I Clap You For Visiting Give Up Internet! I Won’t Forget This [PIC]

Give Up Internet? Yep. Nope. [COMIC]

Give Up Internet’s Note

he is not me. I would definately say, yep. nope. yep. nope hmm, i would denitaly say yep.nop.yep. nop.yep.nop.yep.nop. yep.nop.yep.nop.yep.nop.yep.nop.yep.nop.yep.nop.yep.nop.yep.nop.yep. nop.yep.nop.yep.nop.yep.nop.yep.nop.yep.nop.

Give Up Internet Wishes You a Happy Weekend!!!

Felt the lack of updates at GiveUpInternet.com?

Me too. But don’t worry i’ll try to keep on adding “10 posts a day”… Maybe less, maybe more.

I said; Why the lack of updates?

Education, Business, Life etc.

Thank You!

np.

Real Geeks Never Call Themselves Geeks, Stop Creating Stuff Under “Geek” Name and Give Up Internet [PIC]

Hey, Thank you guys for those problems. We got a lot of traffic in last 24 hours.

How did this happen?

We’ve created this post;
http://giveupinternet.com/2009/01/12/internet-explorer-is-better-because-you-cant-do-this-with-mozilla-firefox-pic/

rishiltheoriginal submitted the picture to reddit;
http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7p6ok/internet_explorer_is_better_because_you_cant_do/

Then MrBabyMan of Digg (The Most Famous Social Media User on the Web) submitted the picture to digg;
http://digg.com/software/Why_Internet_Explorer_is_Better_Can_Firefox_do_THIS_PIC

Then the picture has submitted to mixx;

http://www.mixx.com/stories/3453157/internet_explorer_is_better_because_you_can_t_do_this_with_mozilla_firefox_pic

http://newznozzl.com/story.aspx?id=243298&Title=Internet_Explorer_is_Better_Because_You_Can%E2%80%99t_Do_This_With_Mozilla_Firefox
http://www.buzzfeed.com/reddit/internet-explorer-is-better-because-you-can
http://www.linuxhaxor.net/2009/01/13/internet-explorer-is-better-because/
http://intertextual.com.ar/puedes-hacer-esto-con-firefox/

and many other sites… Thank you all… Infact i’ve reached the front pages of those sites many times before with different sites but this time, the volume is a bit higher lol.

We’ll keep on creating internet and technology humor for you… But before, we need to move our servers from “ThePlanet” to somewhere else.

Amazing Quote:
“Acting like a cool blogger who doesn’t care high volume of traffic,  looks fake.”

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