Tag - funny conversations

4 New Funny Omegle Convos | Funniest Omegle Logs

omegle connecting to server…
you’re now chatting with a random stranger. say hi!
stranger: greetings you delicious stranger
you: thanks
stranger: that wasn’t a compliment
you: i know
stranger: how was your day?
stranger: did you meet tim at the mall?
you: yeah
stranger: that guy is such a douche
stranger: don’t you think?
you: yeah i think so too
stranger: i know you are a spambot
stranger: bye forever

connecting to server…

stranger: hi
stranger: a/s/l
you: tell me a story
stranger: once upon a time
stranger: there was a stranger
stranger: he said
stranger: f_ck you

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I’m From CNN, I’m From CNDA | Omegle Humor Goes on

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I’m From CNN
Stranger: im from CNDA
You: BSOD, WTF, OMG
Stranger: NWAI
You: hold on, googling it
Stranger: FINLAND!
You: rofl
Stranger: hahhah
You: lol

ONTD? YTMND. | Short Conversation

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: haay
You: wayyy
Stranger: ONTD?
You: YTMND.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Omegle.com, The Worst Site On The Internet | Funny Omegle Conversation

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: life is like a dick
Stranger: when its hard
Stranger: you f_ck it
You: WOULD YOU TELL ME WHAT IS THE WORST SITE ON THE INTERNET?
You: i don’t think so buddy.
Stranger: http://omegle.com/
You: just a bit calm down
You: lol, that’s an awesome answer.

A Japanese Racist, an EbaumsWorld Lover, a 4Chan hater, a Surprising Character.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Tell me the brand of Obama’s Phone?
You: hi.
Stranger: who is obama
You: are you serious?
Stranger: yes
You: Barack Obama, The President of USA
Stranger: is he the terrorist in usa
You: it smells like racism
Stranger: oh i was right
Stranger: sorry for english of mine
You: i think you should be sorry for your thoughts, before your english.
Stranger: i am sorry for thoughts?
You: yep.
Stranger: whats this mean?
You: racist thoughts, not that cool
Stranger: i am sorry i do not understand yu
You: np.
You: take care.
Stranger: i am not racist
Stranger: i am japanrse
You: so, why did you say terrorist to Obama?
Stranger: he lives in cave
Stranger: correct?
You: incorrect.
Stranger: he blew up big tower
Stranger: in new york city
You: what did you drink?
Stranger: water. good stuff. americam drink water too, yes?
You: Yes, water is registered trade mark of USA.
Stranger: i am sorry. what marm of usa?
You: marm?
Stranger: mark?
You: we’re not the exact people to chat together.
Stranger: excuse me
You: we’re lost in the internet.
Stranger: internet is fun.
You: be a good guy, love people, love everything, look at the World with lovely eyes..
You: everything will be better.
Stranger: ebaumsworld is on internets. americans get large laughs
You: ebaumsworld, the king of the stolen content.
You: yeah, i know them.
Stranger: stolen content?
Stranger: like steal? metal?
You: no, steal, like mouses stealing food.
You: (without permission)
Stranger: why would mouse stole food?
You: maybe it’s hungry.
Stranger: what does this have to do wth pianos?
You: they can eat those food while listening piano.
Stranger: eat my balls american
You: i wasn’t expecting that.
You: you surprised me.
Stranger: mitsiguri kirtomi
You: you looked like a good guy.
Stranger: desayuna sisama
You: be cool.
Stranger: go back to 4chan

Internet People Really Want to Help to Sad People

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: whats up
You: looks fine.
You: just a bit confused.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I’ve Beaten by a John Mccain supporter at Omegle. If i don’t see colors, how i know Barack Obama is black?

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: UG?
You: just tell me which is better
Stranger: ok
You: digg, reddit or stumbleupon?
Stranger: i hate all of them
You: this is an awesome answer.
You: thank you.
You: google maps, yahoo maps, microsoft live maps?
Stranger: no problem ๐Ÿ™‚
Stranger: why does this matter?
You: why it doesn’t?
Stranger: but… google maps cuz its the only one i’ve ever used
You: i guess so.
You: which is better? fox news, nyt, iht or cnn?
Stranger: fox
You: do you support mccain?
Stranger: yes sir
You: you hate Obama?
Stranger: its kinda late now though to be asking that question
Stranger: yes, yes i do
You: why? just because he is black?
Stranger: becuase his policies are complete shit
You: this is an awesome answer.
You: but i don’t think so.
Stranger: why not
You: Obama is awesome.
You: that’s why.
Stranger: why is he awesome? just becuase he is black?
You: no, i’m white. i don’t see colors when i look at people.
Stranger: then how do you know hes black?
You: lol lol lol
You: i should have known that i was a trap.
Stranger: he might be white and everyone might just be lying to you and saying hes black
You: you beated me.
Stranger: ๐Ÿ™‚
You: i really want to clap you buddy.
You: can i post this conversation to giveupinternet.com?
Stranger: so are you from UG?
Stranger: uh sure, why not
You: ok, just give me a name.
You: and check the site in 3 minutes.
Stranger: …why? make a name up
Stranger: ok my name is John Smith, there
You: Ok John Smith, The IBB…
You: internet’s biggest beater.
Stranger: IBB?
Stranger: oh… thanks

Old Dos Games, Oh Those Were The Games With Mike Laaaaaaary! | Omegle Conversations

Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: i’ll use you.
Stranger: yes man!
Stranger: sounds good!
You: for a blog post.
Stranger: lets get this rollin then..
You: tell me;
You: digg or reddit?
Stranger: hmmmm neither i prefer regedit
You: that’s awesome. and looks like a good idea.
Stranger: big in the dos game! u get me fam
You: i love dos games.
You: cd games, enter
You: cd prince enter
You: prince megahit, enter.
Stranger: yeah man prince of persia
You: oh those were the days.
Stranger: that used 2 be a lot
You: yeah buddy
Stranger: doom.exe
You: wow
Stranger: sorted!
You: paperboy
You: another world
Stranger: gameboy
You: dangerous dave
Stranger: keen1
Stranger: keen2
Stranger: keen3-7
You: hotrod1
You: hotrod2
You: do you want to make me cry?
Stranger: sure why not
You: old days were better, because
You: old days were dos days…
Stranger: so lets get right to the point…
You: life was better in end of 80’s…
Stranger: did ketamine ruin dubstep?
You: and 90’s.
You: i didn’t uderstand.
You: it looks like a trap.
You: buddy.
Stranger: shit
You: now tell me, what would you like to say to giveupinternet.com’s users?
Stranger: there onto us
You: you can say whatever you want to say.
You: i promise, i’ll post.
Stranger: yeah i wanna big up all my fam0 and dsf gang for ruining dubstep and that you as a blogger are a bit of a prk. PEACE IM OUT!
You: OMG
You: LOL
You: Now tell me a name?
You: it’s is not that hard.
Stranger: sorry im working hard here
Stranger: name: Mike Larrry!
Stranger: wait
Stranger: name: Mike Laaaaaaary!
Stranger: thats better
You: Ok Buddy.
You: You can see our conversation at giveupinternet.com after 3 minutes.
You: nice to meet you buddy.
Stranger: yeah i noticed

i am serious; and so is reddit, digg, and /b/ ftw, the internet is serious business | Funny Omegle Conversation

You: i’ll use you.
Stranger: for?
You: for a blog post.
Stranger: what topic?
You: funny conversations
Stranger: reddit?
You: but you look a bit serious
You: digg is bigger
You: but reddit is better.
Stranger: /b/ is largest
Stranger: ftw
You: maybe.
Stranger: i am serious; and so is reddit, digg, and /b/ ftw
Stranger: the internet is serious business
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You Look Like a Slashdot guy, i Understand you.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: digg or reddit?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ๐Ÿ™
You: you look like a slashdot guy
You: i understand you.
Stranger: ๐Ÿ˜€