NeoNazis Need Love too. And They’re paying for an ad campaign [PIC]

neo nazis need love too

“NeoNazis Need Love too. And They’re paying for an ad campaign ” said Johhny Drama, the man of the conversation.

Joseph Agius;
Hey. I have no idea who you are, but a friend Billy has told me to email you some work.
Anyways, I work for MyMedia
I do flash ads/banner to just graphic work&flash sites.
I have nothing major i can show you. but just have a look at some of my basic work on;
MyPS3 banners
an old flash ad i did for MyWii
and something basic did for OzModChips.com

That is just some basic crap i can say easily to. but i can do heaps better and advanced stuff. Pretty much any flashad you can find/think of i could make

Regards
Joe

Johhny Drama
Great, i want you to draft me a banner ad for a neonazi dating site. I’m giving you all the creative freedom and you don’t have to add the site’s name until i pay you. I just want to see what you can do. There should be lots of swastikas. Thanks.

Joseph Agius

Neo-Nazi Dating Site?

Johhny Drama
Neonazis need love too. And they’re paying for an ad campaign.

Yahoo Answers Here to Help [PIC]

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Yahoo Answers Here to Help. Have a problem? Feeling bad? Confused? Tired? Just go to land of good heart awesome people, Yahoo Answers…

Amazon.com / Order Statistics Per Day, Per Second and Shipped Per Day

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Erick Schonfeld of TC, wrote an interesting post about Amazon.  If Amazon is a shopping site, what are the rest? huh? Those stats are amazing.

Peak items ordered on a single day

2008: 6.3M
2007: 5.4M
2006: 4.0M
2005: 3.6M
2004: 3.6M

Items ordered per second

2008: 72.9
2007: 62.5
2006: 46.3
2005: 41
2004: 32

Peak items shipped on a single day

2008: 5.6M
2007: 3.9M
2006: 3.4M
2005: 2.7M
2004: 2M+

If you still create duplicate and clone shopping sites via xml feeds of dealers, give up internet.

Thank Your Chrysler For Wasting Our Investments On Useless Ads [PIC]

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Thank Your Chrysler For Wasting Our Investments On Useless Ads.  Spending 100k $ on useless ads helps us to think that; we’re good investors. Thank You, Chrysler, Just Thank You… Now it’s time to buy some corporate jets and write “Thank You America” on them.

Bloody Apple Tattoo [PIC]

apple bloody tattoo
Bloody Apple Tattoo (at least like a tattoo). Hmm, it’s cool to carry company logos on our bodies, isn’t it? Wait, I knew that geeks were cool. And any woman on earth can not love “apple” like a man. It smells like emo.

Microsoft Ad Fail – Claus – Strange ad at Digg [PIC]

claus strange ad at digg Claus – Strange ad at Digg. Have you seen this ad yet? It’s one of the most frightening ads on digg. Microsoft is also an awesome advertising company. Their relation-ships are strong and powerful. They work with huge advertisers. Also they have to most relevant ads on earth. When i saw claus ad during my digg moments, i asked myself; how could microsoft found me? This ad is what i’ve been searching for. Microsoft is good at specific advertising. They are the king of targeted advertising also. I love Microsoft. Die Google.

Here Is My Password Dear Gmail Team [PIC]

fake gmail team
Here Is My Password Dear Gmail Team. “We’re currently upgrading our data base and e-mail accounts center. We are deleting all unused Gmail Account to create more space for new acounts.

Funny Spam Study: Spam gets 1 response per 12,500,000 emails

funny spammy inbox A new study details how spammers – the bane of our email inboxes – still make pots of money, despite only receiving a response to one in every 12,500,000 emails they spam out.

The study, by a team of seven computer scientists from University of California, Berkeley and UC, San Diego (UCSD) infiltrated the Storm network, which uses hijacked home PCs to relay much of the junk email you spend your days wading through while wondering ‘who the hell responds to this stuff?’

Well. Now you know. One gullible idiot in 12,500,000 recipients. Or thereabouts.Read The Rest From Tech Radar.

Never open your spam messages now.  If 560 people do not open their spam messages on Earth (With The Population of 7 billion, optimistic), spam will die.  This is not irony, this is calculation.  But is this a study? Those funny results doesn’t seem to be.

Your Hardware, After an Awesome Social Media Buzz [PIC]

social media buzz burn hardware
Your Hardware, After an Awesome Social Media Buzz. Think that you have a great story, and it becomes popular on; reddit, digg, stumble, yahoo buzz, del.icio.us, web newspapers and countless blogs and sites. Your server may burn like that. Don’t worry, it’s  awesome, with the branding you’ve gain, you can buy a new awesome server.