Microsoft Ad Fail – Claus – Strange ad at Digg [PIC]

claus strange ad at digg Claus – Strange ad at Digg. Have you seen this ad yet? It’s one of the most frightening ads on digg. Microsoft is also an awesome advertising company. Their relation-ships are strong and powerful. They work with huge advertisers. Also they have to most relevant ads on earth. When i saw claus ad during my digg moments, i asked myself; how could microsoft found me? This ad is what i’ve been searching for. Microsoft is good at specific advertising. They are the king of targeted advertising also. I love Microsoft. Die Google.

Here Is My Password Dear Gmail Team [PIC]

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Here Is My Password Dear Gmail Team. “We’re currently upgrading our data base and e-mail accounts center. We are deleting all unused Gmail Account to create more space for new acounts.

Funny Spam Study: Spam gets 1 response per 12,500,000 emails

funny spammy inbox A new study details how spammers – the bane of our email inboxes – still make pots of money, despite only receiving a response to one in every 12,500,000 emails they spam out.

The study, by a team of seven computer scientists from University of California, Berkeley and UC, San Diego (UCSD) infiltrated the Storm network, which uses hijacked home PCs to relay much of the junk email you spend your days wading through while wondering ‘who the hell responds to this stuff?’

Well. Now you know. One gullible idiot in 12,500,000 recipients. Or thereabouts.Read The Rest From Tech Radar.

Never open your spam messages now.  If 560 people do not open their spam messages on Earth (With The Population of 7 billion, optimistic), spam will die.  This is not irony, this is calculation.  But is this a study? Those funny results doesn’t seem to be.

Your Hardware, After an Awesome Social Media Buzz [PIC]

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Your Hardware, After an Awesome Social Media Buzz. Think that you have a great story, and it becomes popular on; reddit, digg, stumble, yahoo buzz, del.icio.us, web newspapers and countless blogs and sites. Your server may burn like that. Don’t worry, it’s  awesome, with the branding you’ve gain, you can buy a new awesome server.

ShamWOW saves The Day [PIC]

shamwow saves israel

it says; When our tribe was escaping Egypt with Pharoh in hot pursuit, we found our path blocked by the Red Sea. Moses our leader prayed and prayed, but nothing happened. Finally a couple of us got out our ShamWows and laid them down with their comers in the water. In a matter of minutes the entire tribe was able to crose the Red Sea and dry land. Even though it took two of the big SHAMWOWs everyone was very impressed with its absorbant ability. THANKS SHAMWW!!! Maze Tov.

Millions of People Making Money Online, What The Hell Are You Doing?

Millions of People Making Money Online
This ad taken from an affiliate marketing web site. Millions of People Making Money Online, What The Hell Are You Doing? If you still can’t make money online like millions, you idiot, just give up internet.

What Are Others Saying? Not people like you, like millions of earners;

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Wowwwww!!! I’M Joining That Program!!!! And i’m gonna be rich like millions. I know no one is reading this line, because, at the halft of the article, everyone left the site and try to search this awesome program over the internet. Woww, i’m gonna make money online, like millions!!!

Sorry, Your Password isn’t Long Enough [PIC]

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Sorry, Your Password isn’t Long Enough, Please create a password, longer than your penis.  Oh, Buddy, your password is really short. It should be;  “mypenis”, or “mymorningwood987” maybe.