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		<title>Comment on 4 New Funny Omegle Convos &#124; Funniest Omegle Logs by jessica</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2010 02:31:08 +0000</pubDate>
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You: hi
You: wanna be my friend?
Stranger: already am
You: ok good .
Stranger: cool
You: how are you best friend?
Stranger: im fine and u best friend?
You: im good . thanks for asking buddy.
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!<br />
You: hi<br />
You: wanna be my friend?<br />
Stranger: already am<br />
You: ok good .<br />
Stranger: cool<br />
You: how are you best friend?<br />
Stranger: im fine and u best friend?<br />
You: im good . thanks for asking buddy.<br />
Stranger: oh no problem</p>
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		<title>Comment on How Many Triangles Are There in This Picture? &#124; 92.6% of Americans Get This Question Wrong [PIC] by Ashley Borges</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ashley Borges</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2010 00:11:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Comment on 4 New Funny Omegle Convos &#124; Funniest Omegle Logs by maddi</title>
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		<dc:creator>maddi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 22:13:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You&#039;re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: YOU
Stranger: me?
You: yes YOU
Stranger: hello
Stranger: what do you want?

You: dont you DARE say hello to m
You: e
You: you pesent
You: how DARE you talk like that to me
Stranger: so what do you want me to say?
Stranger: who are you?
Stranger: haha
You: i am the queen
Stranger: of?
You: show some respect
You: of EVERYTHING
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ok
Stranger: respect
You: thats more like it
Stranger: bueno
You: bueno yourself
Stranger: thanks
You: no problemo chump
Stranger: you chump!
Stranger: queen of the chump
You: and im allowed to call you a chump becuase im the queen of EVERYTHING but chumos
You: chumps
Stranger: i don&#039;t think so
Stranger: you&#039;re a chump
You: :O
You: how DARE you talk to me like that
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!<br />
You: hi<br />
Stranger: hi<br />
You: YOU<br />
Stranger: me?<br />
You: yes YOU<br />
Stranger: hello<br />
Stranger: what do you want?</p>
<p>You: dont you DARE say hello to m<br />
You: e<br />
You: you pesent<br />
You: how DARE you talk like that to me<br />
Stranger: so what do you want me to say?<br />
Stranger: who are you?<br />
Stranger: haha<br />
You: i am the queen<br />
Stranger: of?<br />
You: show some respect<br />
You: of EVERYTHING<br />
Stranger: haha<br />
Stranger: ok<br />
Stranger: respect<br />
You: thats more like it<br />
Stranger: bueno<br />
You: bueno yourself<br />
Stranger: thanks<br />
You: no problemo chump<br />
Stranger: you chump!<br />
Stranger: queen of the chump<br />
You: and im allowed to call you a chump becuase im the queen of EVERYTHING but chumos<br />
You: chumps<br />
Stranger: i don&#8217;t think so<br />
Stranger: you&#8217;re a chump<br />
You: :O<br />
You: how DARE you talk to me like that<br />
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		<title>Comment on Dilbert &#124; Dating vs. Internet [COMIC] by Wilbur Kuczma</title>
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		<dc:creator>Wilbur Kuczma</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 14:05:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hi - It&#039;s great to read such interesting stuff on the Internet as I have been able to discover here. I agree with most of what is written here and I&#039;ll be coming back to this site again. Thanks again for posting such great reading material!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi &#8211; It&#8217;s great to read such interesting stuff on the Internet as I have been able to discover here. I agree with most of what is written here and I&#8217;ll be coming back to this site again. Thanks again for posting such great reading material!!</p>
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		<title>Comment on 4 New Funny Omegle Convos &#124; Funniest Omegle Logs by TheBearTamer</title>
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		<dc:creator>TheBearTamer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 02:19:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You&#039;re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Im soo horny.
Stranger: asl
You: 18 f California
Stranger: 22 male missouri
You: nice ;)
Stranger: well lets do it
You: Ok
You: I take my rhino out of his cage.
You: It stomps twice to show that this is his territory.
Stranger: \ok
You: It charges.
You: You are flung into a nearby tree
You: Critical hit!
You: -7 HP
You: Turned on yet?
Stranger: no not yet
Stranger: i need
You: Hmm..
Stranger: somethin better
You: My Rhino returns to me.
Stranger: like get me horny
You: I feed it Potion of the Goat
Stranger: talk 2 me horny
You: +5 attack
You: It charges again.
You: Critical hit!
You: -15 HP
You: You have been impaled with my Rhinos horn.
You: My Rhino returns to me,
Stranger: i dnt get it
You: you are lifeless.
You: Wow that was so hot.
You: Thanks.
You: I really needed that.
Stranger: lets get it down
Stranger: plz
You: Mmm i dont think I can anymore.
You: After that,
You: im just so exhausted.
Stranger: come on
Stranger: hey my cousin
Stranger: wants 2 kno
Stranger: if u can give him some
You: My Rhino is pretty warn out..
You: but I can ask..
You: My Rhino awakens.
You: He says he will do what he can.
You: My Rhino charges your cousin.
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!<br />
Stranger: hi<br />
You: Im soo horny.<br />
Stranger: asl<br />
You: 18 f California<br />
Stranger: 22 male missouri<br />
You: nice <img src='http://giveupinternet.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
Stranger: well lets do it<br />
You: Ok<br />
You: I take my rhino out of his cage.<br />
You: It stomps twice to show that this is his territory.<br />
Stranger: \ok<br />
You: It charges.<br />
You: You are flung into a nearby tree<br />
You: Critical hit!<br />
You: -7 HP<br />
You: Turned on yet?<br />
Stranger: no not yet<br />
Stranger: i need<br />
You: Hmm..<br />
Stranger: somethin better<br />
You: My Rhino returns to me.<br />
Stranger: like get me horny<br />
You: I feed it Potion of the Goat<br />
Stranger: talk 2 me horny<br />
You: +5 attack<br />
You: It charges again.<br />
You: Critical hit!<br />
You: -15 HP<br />
You: You have been impaled with my Rhinos horn.<br />
You: My Rhino returns to me,<br />
Stranger: i dnt get it<br />
You: you are lifeless.<br />
You: Wow that was so hot.<br />
You: Thanks.<br />
You: I really needed that.<br />
Stranger: lets get it down<br />
Stranger: plz<br />
You: Mmm i dont think I can anymore.<br />
You: After that,<br />
You: im just so exhausted.<br />
Stranger: come on<br />
Stranger: hey my cousin<br />
Stranger: wants 2 kno<br />
Stranger: if u can give him some<br />
You: My Rhino is pretty warn out..<br />
You: but I can ask..<br />
You: My Rhino awakens.<br />
You: He says he will do what he can.<br />
You: My Rhino charges your cousin.<br />
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		<title>Comment on 4 New Funny Omegle Convos &#124; Funniest Omegle Logs by You</title>
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		<dc:creator>You</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 13:33:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You&#039;re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: dino dino dino saur
Stranger: dude or bitch/
You: whore
You: or skank
You: or slut
You: whichever you prefer to call me
Stranger: shit
Stranger: you know life is big shit
You: yup. ive yet to see bigger shit
Stranger: my shit?
Stranger: or your bf shit?
You: i have bf shit? aha
Stranger: im talkin about penis babe
You: bahaha
Stranger: asl?
You: well you know what they say about size vs. ego
Stranger: HOT
Stranger: so asl?
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: need to know if you can be my babe
You: lmao 16 skank australia
You: im no ones babe
You: aha
Stranger: sweet
You: you?
Stranger: 18 male australia no joke im surprised
You: serious? aha
You: what state?
Stranger: yup
Stranger: your state is my stae
Stranger: state
Stranger: i mean
You: sure thing
You: my house then? aha
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: if you want to
You: lmao
Stranger: you make make me fall for you
You: haha well there&#039;s nothing to catch you so watch out
Stranger: are you hot
You: i&#039;m smoking lmao
Stranger: to tell you the truth
You: hm?
Stranger: im an emo
You: haha great for you
Stranger: you make bleed
Stranger: i love you
You: now we&#039;re onto crazy shit huh? lmao
Stranger: think of me and ill think of you
You: haha
Stranger: LMFAO
Stranger: hey i think youre beautiful
You: haha just personality-wise?
Stranger: just like the stars in the sky
You: haha aw how sweet
Stranger: what do you mean?
Stranger: thank you
You: well you have no idea what i look like hey?
You: lmao
Stranger: i think youre perfect
Stranger: not kidding
Stranger: not telling you this to like
Stranger: me
Stranger: this is how i feel
You: haha you might not be kidding, though you might just not know what you&#039;re saying ;)
Stranger: with you its different
Stranger: though i cant see you
You: haha
You: i&#039;m not the only girl out here that will make you feel this way ;)
Stranger: dont you feel the same way
Stranger: im weirded out really
Stranger: but
Stranger: i like you
You: haha great
You: well theres a difference when you say like :P
Stranger: oh youre a nice girl
Stranger: a sweet girl
You: haha thanks
Stranger: make sure youre bf not gonna hurt you
Stranger: or else ill hurt him
You: lmao
You: xD
Stranger: i can see from the way you talk that youre a nice person
Stranger: youre the longestperson i ever talk with
You: haha really?
Stranger: wait my sisters comin
You: lmao okay
Stranger: im back
You: welcome back xD
Stranger: wait
You: hm?
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: im so sorry
You: for what?
Stranger: my siter kept on comin
Stranger: back
You: haha no worries its fine
You: xD
Stranger: its weirdyoure not askin me questions
You: haha what questions should i be asking? :P
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: usually girls would ask you stuff
Stranger: but i like you
Stranger: youre different
You: lmao haha yea im not the same as anyone xD
You: well hopefully im not o.o
Stranger: hey am i makin you fall in love
You: i dont fall in love within minutes haha
Stranger: for such things
Stranger: i am sayin
Stranger: oh i see
You: :P
Stranger: i thought i was
Stranger: cause thats what im tryin to do
You: haha
Stranger: i really like you
You: well no kidding i like this conversation and all
You: that doesnt mean im in love haha
Stranger: i never felt this way before
Stranger: so i guess this is goodbye
You: are you pulling my leg? o.O
You: why&#039;s it goodbye? O_o
Stranger: because this conversatiion is going to be nothing after all
Stranger: okay
You: no way silly
Stranger: so good bye
You: hey hold on
You: you dont just leave me that quick
You: haha
Stranger: saying that means you like me back
You: course i like you haha
Stranger: really?
Stranger: by like do you mean love?
Stranger: i hope so
You: no
You: you dont love that quick
Stranger: maybe when we graduate
Stranger: ill come to your castle
Stranger: and rescue you
You: hahaha wait wait
Stranger: so we can be together
You: i dont have a castle haha
Stranger: think of us as a fairytale
You: lmao
Stranger: that way you have a castle
You: hey hold on listen to me for a sec
Stranger: okay
You: make friends before love
You: that make sense to you? :P
Stranger: what do you mean
You: well
You: you should be friends before anything like love happens
Stranger: hey this isthe longest conversation i have ever had
Stranger: in this omegle thing
You: haha great
Stranger: i know you might be scared
You: i&#039;m not scared o.O
Stranger: but can you show me your picturre
Stranger: i like to think of you
Stranger: im not scammer
Stranger: or stalker
You: lmao
Stranger: i wont hurt you
You: how about you show me your picture?
Stranger: im tellin the truth
Stranger: please believe me
Stranger: ive never felt the same way before really
You: lol
Stranger: okay ill show you
You: theres other girls out there that will make you feel the same way
Stranger: but will you show me yours
You: lol maybe
You: how am i gunna show you anyway though?
Stranger: wait
You: hm?
Stranger: okay
Stranger: o have to go
Stranger: I LOVE YOU
You: haha
Stranger: REMEMBER THAT
You: bye then nice meeting you
You: haha alright
Stranger: YOU TOO
You: have a good life ;)
You: hope you find a good girl to love :P
Stranger: PLEASE DONT TELL ME THAT
Stranger: IT HURTS ME
You: o.O
Stranger: TO SAY YOURE NOT THAT PERFECT GIRL
Stranger: OKAY
You: lol
Stranger: THIS IS REALLY GOODBYE
You: bye then :) take care
You: haha
Stranger: I LOVE YOU...........
Your conversational partner has disconnected.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!<br />
Stranger: hello<br />
You: dino dino dino saur<br />
Stranger: dude or bitch/<br />
You: whore<br />
You: or skank<br />
You: or slut<br />
You: whichever you prefer to call me<br />
Stranger: shit<br />
Stranger: you know life is big shit<br />
You: yup. ive yet to see bigger shit<br />
Stranger: my shit?<br />
Stranger: or your bf shit?<br />
You: i have bf shit? aha<br />
Stranger: im talkin about penis babe<br />
You: bahaha<br />
Stranger: asl?<br />
You: well you know what they say about size vs. ego<br />
Stranger: HOT<br />
Stranger: so asl?<br />
Stranger: asl?<br />
Stranger: need to know if you can be my babe<br />
You: lmao 16 skank australia<br />
You: im no ones babe<br />
You: aha<br />
Stranger: sweet<br />
You: you?<br />
Stranger: 18 male australia no joke im surprised<br />
You: serious? aha<br />
You: what state?<br />
Stranger: yup<br />
Stranger: your state is my stae<br />
Stranger: state<br />
Stranger: i mean<br />
You: sure thing<br />
You: my house then? aha<br />
Stranger: yeah<br />
Stranger: if you want to<br />
You: lmao<br />
Stranger: you make make me fall for you<br />
You: haha well there&#8217;s nothing to catch you so watch out<br />
Stranger: are you hot<br />
You: i&#8217;m smoking lmao<br />
Stranger: to tell you the truth<br />
You: hm?<br />
Stranger: im an emo<br />
You: haha great for you<br />
Stranger: you make bleed<br />
Stranger: i love you<br />
You: now we&#8217;re onto crazy shit huh? lmao<br />
Stranger: think of me and ill think of you<br />
You: haha<br />
Stranger: LMFAO<br />
Stranger: hey i think youre beautiful<br />
You: haha just personality-wise?<br />
Stranger: just like the stars in the sky<br />
You: haha aw how sweet<br />
Stranger: what do you mean?<br />
Stranger: thank you<br />
You: well you have no idea what i look like hey?<br />
You: lmao<br />
Stranger: i think youre perfect<br />
Stranger: not kidding<br />
Stranger: not telling you this to like<br />
Stranger: me<br />
Stranger: this is how i feel<br />
You: haha you might not be kidding, though you might just not know what you&#8217;re saying <img src='http://giveupinternet.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
Stranger: with you its different<br />
Stranger: though i cant see you<br />
You: haha<br />
You: i&#8217;m not the only girl out here that will make you feel this way <img src='http://giveupinternet.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
Stranger: dont you feel the same way<br />
Stranger: im weirded out really<br />
Stranger: but<br />
Stranger: i like you<br />
You: haha great<br />
You: well theres a difference when you say like <img src='http://giveupinternet.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
Stranger: oh youre a nice girl<br />
Stranger: a sweet girl<br />
You: haha thanks<br />
Stranger: make sure youre bf not gonna hurt you<br />
Stranger: or else ill hurt him<br />
You: lmao<br />
You: xD<br />
Stranger: i can see from the way you talk that youre a nice person<br />
Stranger: youre the longestperson i ever talk with<br />
You: haha really?<br />
Stranger: wait my sisters comin<br />
You: lmao okay<br />
Stranger: im back<br />
You: welcome back xD<br />
Stranger: wait<br />
You: hm?<br />
Stranger: sorry<br />
Stranger: im so sorry<br />
You: for what?<br />
Stranger: my siter kept on comin<br />
Stranger: back<br />
You: haha no worries its fine<br />
You: xD<br />
Stranger: its weirdyoure not askin me questions<br />
You: haha what questions should i be asking? <img src='http://giveupinternet.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
Stranger: i dont know<br />
Stranger: usually girls would ask you stuff<br />
Stranger: but i like you<br />
Stranger: youre different<br />
You: lmao haha yea im not the same as anyone xD<br />
You: well hopefully im not o.o<br />
Stranger: hey am i makin you fall in love<br />
You: i dont fall in love within minutes haha<br />
Stranger: for such things<br />
Stranger: i am sayin<br />
Stranger: oh i see<br />
You: <img src='http://giveupinternet.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
Stranger: i thought i was<br />
Stranger: cause thats what im tryin to do<br />
You: haha<br />
Stranger: i really like you<br />
You: well no kidding i like this conversation and all<br />
You: that doesnt mean im in love haha<br />
Stranger: i never felt this way before<br />
Stranger: so i guess this is goodbye<br />
You: are you pulling my leg? o.O<br />
You: why&#8217;s it goodbye? O_o<br />
Stranger: because this conversatiion is going to be nothing after all<br />
Stranger: okay<br />
You: no way silly<br />
Stranger: so good bye<br />
You: hey hold on<br />
You: you dont just leave me that quick<br />
You: haha<br />
Stranger: saying that means you like me back<br />
You: course i like you haha<br />
Stranger: really?<br />
Stranger: by like do you mean love?<br />
Stranger: i hope so<br />
You: no<br />
You: you dont love that quick<br />
Stranger: maybe when we graduate<br />
Stranger: ill come to your castle<br />
Stranger: and rescue you<br />
You: hahaha wait wait<br />
Stranger: so we can be together<br />
You: i dont have a castle haha<br />
Stranger: think of us as a fairytale<br />
You: lmao<br />
Stranger: that way you have a castle<br />
You: hey hold on listen to me for a sec<br />
Stranger: okay<br />
You: make friends before love<br />
You: that make sense to you? <img src='http://giveupinternet.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
Stranger: what do you mean<br />
You: well<br />
You: you should be friends before anything like love happens<br />
Stranger: hey this isthe longest conversation i have ever had<br />
Stranger: in this omegle thing<br />
You: haha great<br />
Stranger: i know you might be scared<br />
You: i&#8217;m not scared o.O<br />
Stranger: but can you show me your picturre<br />
Stranger: i like to think of you<br />
Stranger: im not scammer<br />
Stranger: or stalker<br />
You: lmao<br />
Stranger: i wont hurt you<br />
You: how about you show me your picture?<br />
Stranger: im tellin the truth<br />
Stranger: please believe me<br />
Stranger: ive never felt the same way before really<br />
You: lol<br />
Stranger: okay ill show you<br />
You: theres other girls out there that will make you feel the same way<br />
Stranger: but will you show me yours<br />
You: lol maybe<br />
You: how am i gunna show you anyway though?<br />
Stranger: wait<br />
You: hm?<br />
Stranger: okay<br />
Stranger: o have to go<br />
Stranger: I LOVE YOU<br />
You: haha<br />
Stranger: REMEMBER THAT<br />
You: bye then nice meeting you<br />
You: haha alright<br />
Stranger: YOU TOO<br />
You: have a good life <img src='http://giveupinternet.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
You: hope you find a good girl to love <img src='http://giveupinternet.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
Stranger: PLEASE DONT TELL ME THAT<br />
Stranger: IT HURTS ME<br />
You: o.O<br />
Stranger: TO SAY YOURE NOT THAT PERFECT GIRL<br />
Stranger: OKAY<br />
You: lol<br />
Stranger: THIS IS REALLY GOODBYE<br />
You: bye then <img src='http://giveupinternet.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  take care<br />
You: haha<br />
Stranger: I LOVE YOU&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<br />
Your conversational partner has disconnected.</p>
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		<title>Comment on I&#8217;m From CIA &#124; Funny Omegle Conversations [PIC] by Sarabeth</title>
		<link>http://giveupinternet.com/2009/03/31/im-from-cia-funny-omegle-conversations-pic/comment-page-1/#comment-104668</link>
		<dc:creator>Sarabeth</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 04:04:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://giveupinternet.com/?p=2651#comment-104668</guid>
		<description>You&#039;re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: i know you
Stranger: Okay you think that
You: I do. 
Stranger: whats my name
You: I knew I would find you. 
You: You never told me in the past life. 
Stranger: Yeah okay
Stranger: whats my name?
You: You refused to tell me. So I don&#039;t know. 
Stranger: Sure, ill give you a hint, it starts with a L
You: Was is Lauren?
Stranger: Yes...
You: I knew it. 
You: and you doubted me. 
Stranger: who is this then?
You: Adam duh
Stranger: adam who?
You: yes
Stranger: Adam....?
You: Adam Who is my name
Stranger: Okay then
You: What are you doing Lauren?
Stranger: Nothing. hbu
You: Burying the body
Stranger: okayyy?
You: My dog skippy died. 
Stranger: ohh im sorry
You: No, don&#039;t be. He deserved what he got. 
Stranger: why?
You: He wouldn&#039;t listen. 
Stranger: so you killed him
You: No, my dad did. 
Stranger: oh okay
You: I could never kill skippy. I love him. 
Stranger: But you said he deserved it
You: He did. 
Stranger: but you love him
You: Correct. 
Stranger: well arent you sad
You: No. Guys don&#039;t get sad, we get even. 
You: The father is going down. 
Stranger: What!?
You: He will learn his lesson. 
Stranger: what do you mean
You: I can&#039;t go into details. You might get in trouble. 
Stranger: i might? why?
You: The cops could trace this back to you and say you didn&#039;t try to warn my dad. 
Stranger: i dont know your dad
You: But you really do. 
You: He told me about you. 
Stranger: I DONT know you. you DONT know me. your just a kid who is bored and has no life other than this. Me? im just bored. i met a realllyyy great guy on here. and hes NOT fake. unlike you. 
You: He&#039;s not. How do you know that he wasn&#039;t me?
Stranger: Whats your real name
You: Adam Who
Stranger: then no its not you
You: Well i lie. 
Stranger: i can telll. but i email him. and i have his facebook. hes not you.
You: Get a life! LMFAO
You have disconnected.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!</p>
<p>You: i know you<br />
Stranger: Okay you think that<br />
You: I do.<br />
Stranger: whats my name<br />
You: I knew I would find you.<br />
You: You never told me in the past life.<br />
Stranger: Yeah okay<br />
Stranger: whats my name?<br />
You: You refused to tell me. So I don&#8217;t know.<br />
Stranger: Sure, ill give you a hint, it starts with a L<br />
You: Was is Lauren?<br />
Stranger: Yes&#8230;<br />
You: I knew it.<br />
You: and you doubted me.<br />
Stranger: who is this then?<br />
You: Adam duh<br />
Stranger: adam who?<br />
You: yes<br />
Stranger: Adam&#8230;.?<br />
You: Adam Who is my name<br />
Stranger: Okay then<br />
You: What are you doing Lauren?<br />
Stranger: Nothing. hbu<br />
You: Burying the body<br />
Stranger: okayyy?<br />
You: My dog skippy died.<br />
Stranger: ohh im sorry<br />
You: No, don&#8217;t be. He deserved what he got.<br />
Stranger: why?<br />
You: He wouldn&#8217;t listen.<br />
Stranger: so you killed him<br />
You: No, my dad did.<br />
Stranger: oh okay<br />
You: I could never kill skippy. I love him.<br />
Stranger: But you said he deserved it<br />
You: He did.<br />
Stranger: but you love him<br />
You: Correct.<br />
Stranger: well arent you sad<br />
You: No. Guys don&#8217;t get sad, we get even.<br />
You: The father is going down.<br />
Stranger: What!?<br />
You: He will learn his lesson.<br />
Stranger: what do you mean<br />
You: I can&#8217;t go into details. You might get in trouble.<br />
Stranger: i might? why?<br />
You: The cops could trace this back to you and say you didn&#8217;t try to warn my dad.<br />
Stranger: i dont know your dad<br />
You: But you really do.<br />
You: He told me about you.<br />
Stranger: I DONT know you. you DONT know me. your just a kid who is bored and has no life other than this. Me? im just bored. i met a realllyyy great guy on here. and hes NOT fake. unlike you.<br />
You: He&#8217;s not. How do you know that he wasn&#8217;t me?<br />
Stranger: Whats your real name<br />
You: Adam Who<br />
Stranger: then no its not you<br />
You: Well i lie.<br />
Stranger: i can telll. but i email him. and i have his facebook. hes not you.<br />
You: Get a life! LMFAO<br />
You have disconnected.</p>
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		<title>Comment on 4 New Funny Omegle Convos &#124; Funniest Omegle Logs by OmegleKid</title>
		<link>http://giveupinternet.com/2009/05/05/4-new-funny-omegle-conversations-funniest-omegle-logs/comment-page-3/#comment-104644</link>
		<dc:creator>OmegleKid</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 03:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://giveupinternet.com/?p=3324#comment-104644</guid>
		<description>You&#039;re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: sippin sizzurp
Stranger: heyy
You: y&#039;dig
You: sheeeeeeet wazz up gurl
You: how u bee
Stranger: nuthin babe im great
You: i have a boner
Stranger: oo i know what to do with that ;)
Stranger: how big?
You: like 3 cm
Stranger: dayummm thats huge!
You: i know
You: thx babyyy
Stranger: ill put it in a lawnmover
You: whyyy
Stranger: ;)
You: ;)
You: that&#039;s hot
Stranger: its hawt
You: nice
You: you get me babe
Stranger: when you&#039;re bleeding all over the place
You: you really understand me
You: mmmmm
You: blood sacrifice
Stranger: fuck yeah
You: fuck yeah babe
You: cut off my balls
You: mmmmm
Stranger: then ill feed it to you
You: OMG
You: I JUST CAME
Stranger: FUCKKK YEAH
You: hellz yeah
Your conversational partner has disconnected.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!<br />
You: sippin sizzurp<br />
Stranger: heyy<br />
You: y&#8217;dig<br />
You: sheeeeeeet wazz up gurl<br />
You: how u bee<br />
Stranger: nuthin babe im great<br />
You: i have a boner<br />
Stranger: oo i know what to do with that <img src='http://giveupinternet.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
Stranger: how big?<br />
You: like 3 cm<br />
Stranger: dayummm thats huge!<br />
You: i know<br />
You: thx babyyy<br />
Stranger: ill put it in a lawnmover<br />
You: whyyy<br />
Stranger: <img src='http://giveupinternet.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
You: <img src='http://giveupinternet.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
You: that&#8217;s hot<br />
Stranger: its hawt<br />
You: nice<br />
You: you get me babe<br />
Stranger: when you&#8217;re bleeding all over the place<br />
You: you really understand me<br />
You: mmmmm<br />
You: blood sacrifice<br />
Stranger: fuck yeah<br />
You: fuck yeah babe<br />
You: cut off my balls<br />
You: mmmmm<br />
Stranger: then ill feed it to you<br />
You: OMG<br />
You: I JUST CAME<br />
Stranger: FUCKKK YEAH<br />
You: hellz yeah<br />
Your conversational partner has disconnected.</p>
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		<title>Comment on 4 New Funny Omegle Convos &#124; Funniest Omegle Logs by OmegleKid</title>
		<link>http://giveupinternet.com/2009/05/05/4-new-funny-omegle-conversations-funniest-omegle-logs/comment-page-3/#comment-104602</link>
		<dc:creator>OmegleKid</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 01:21:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://giveupinternet.com/?p=3324#comment-104602</guid>
		<description>You&#039;re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey. 
You: ur fuckin cool
Stranger: i know, thanks. 
You: sayin &quot;hey&quot; like you own the place
You: who the FUCK do you think you are
You: honestly
You: anywho
You: don&#039;t worry how my wrist got so freeze, tell ya girl like doritos thats nacho cheese
Stranger: nice. 
Stranger: well, bye. 
You: i agree
You: no
You: wait
You: let&#039;s chat
You: so? how&#039;s the wife
You: i havent seen you in ages
Stranger: great.. i know, what have you been up too?
You: since the last BBQ that your dad shot a squirrel with your bb gun
You: nothing much, nothing much
You: just work you know
You: porn has gotten big nowadays
You: work has become so much of a hassle
Stranger: but honestly, gotta go. dont want to waste any time on you, you know?
You: no
You: wait
You: why
You: :(
You: i thought we had something
Stranger: your probably like 14 dude.. 
You: i love you
You: please dont leave me
You: im 17
You: and all alone
Stranger: you&#039;ll live. 
You: no
You: i just died
Stranger: im sorry. 
You: *death*
Stranger: nicee. well cyaaa. 
You: no worries i ressurrected myself
You: now we can talk!
You: where are you from
Stranger: lol. really? 
Stranger: michigan.. you?
You: no shit
You: illinois
Stranger: nicee. 
You: illini&gt;wolverines :P
You: and spartans
You: and lions
You: bears much better
Stranger: well im not a michigan fan.. so it&#039;s alright. 
You: oh well thats good
You: k i gotta go
You have disconnected.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!<br />
Stranger: hey.<br />
You: ur fuckin cool<br />
Stranger: i know, thanks.<br />
You: sayin &#8220;hey&#8221; like you own the place<br />
You: who the FUCK do you think you are<br />
You: honestly<br />
You: anywho<br />
You: don&#8217;t worry how my wrist got so freeze, tell ya girl like doritos thats nacho cheese<br />
Stranger: nice.<br />
Stranger: well, bye.<br />
You: i agree<br />
You: no<br />
You: wait<br />
You: let&#8217;s chat<br />
You: so? how&#8217;s the wife<br />
You: i havent seen you in ages<br />
Stranger: great.. i know, what have you been up too?<br />
You: since the last BBQ that your dad shot a squirrel with your bb gun<br />
You: nothing much, nothing much<br />
You: just work you know<br />
You: porn has gotten big nowadays<br />
You: work has become so much of a hassle<br />
Stranger: but honestly, gotta go. dont want to waste any time on you, you know?<br />
You: no<br />
You: wait<br />
You: why<br />
You: <img src='http://giveupinternet.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
You: i thought we had something<br />
Stranger: your probably like 14 dude..<br />
You: i love you<br />
You: please dont leave me<br />
You: im 17<br />
You: and all alone<br />
Stranger: you&#8217;ll live.<br />
You: no<br />
You: i just died<br />
Stranger: im sorry.<br />
You: *death*<br />
Stranger: nicee. well cyaaa.<br />
You: no worries i ressurrected myself<br />
You: now we can talk!<br />
You: where are you from<br />
Stranger: lol. really?<br />
Stranger: michigan.. you?<br />
You: no shit<br />
You: illinois<br />
Stranger: nicee.<br />
You: illini&gt;wolverines <img src='http://giveupinternet.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
You: and spartans<br />
You: and lions<br />
You: bears much better<br />
Stranger: well im not a michigan fan.. so it&#8217;s alright.<br />
You: oh well thats good<br />
You: k i gotta go<br />
You have disconnected.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Google Might Be Temporarily Down &#124; Google is Unavailable [PIC] by Zeeshan Pathan</title>
		<link>http://giveupinternet.com/2009/05/05/google-might-be-temporarily-down-not-found-404-unavailable/comment-page-1/#comment-104465</link>
		<dc:creator>Zeeshan Pathan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 20:12:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://giveupinternet.com/?p=3352#comment-104465</guid>
		<description>Im getting the same problem</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Im getting the same problem</p>
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