Let me just preface this by saying, i'm a 20 year old guy, which makes this story all the stranger. i'm a semi professional musician, and at one point a few months ago I was contracted under a manager. His name was ayjay. He was a little quirky but very charismatic and business oriented, so I signed onto his label very soon after meeting him (huge mistake) and we got to know each other pretty well in the weeks afterwards. People in the entertainment industry tend to do drugs and we were no different, I had only been a casual stoner up to this point but he was HEAVY into stimulants and hallucinogens.

So one day we're in the studio. My friend who owned the place had gone to run some errand so it was just me and ayjay. We were chatting a bit here and there, when he pulls out a little mirror and some coke and starts doing rails right next to me. I'm a bit weirded out because i had never seen him do it so casually but i keep at my work. A few minutes go by, and from the corner of my eye i can see him tweaking a bit. Suddenly, after an eternity of concentration, he breaks the silence. "WOW. i'm really, really horny right now." I don't really know what to say to this, so i'm like "yeah.." he scoots his chair right behind mine, turns me around, looks me dead in the eye, and says "could you go for some vagina right now?" at this point i'm actually a little terrified because i'm a scrawny twinky lookin guy and ayjay was a bit of a bigger dude. "I guess? what are you doing?" he's still looking me dead in the eye. he grabs my hand and puts it on his junk, and says with a deadly serious face, "there's a golden vagina underneath these jeans right now."

So naturally i did what any sane person would do and got the fuck out of there. The day afterwards he had skipped town and stolen thousands of dollars of my friends equipment, my friend said he seemed like he was on a binge the last time he had seen him, which was later that night. i never told my friend what exactly had transpired that day since i was really shaken up about it at the time.

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