cleverbot

May 9, 2010

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Cleverbot Quotes

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“i’m gorgeus”.

You’re right it isn’t a human name. However who uses their real name as an online persona?

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11 Comments

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  Shelby August 30, 2010 at 5:05 pm

  if you say boobs over and over… eventually cleverbot will say “Small is ok and medium is fine, but large is too much for me to play.”
  lol!!!!!

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  aaron September 30, 2010 at 8:38 pm

  Me: you can dance if you want to. You can leave your friends behind.
  CB: so?
  Me Cuz your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance then they ain’t no friends of mine.
  CB: EXACTLY. and if they did dance we could invite them all over and have a big dance party.

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  aaron September 30, 2010 at 8:42 pm

  Me: have you heard?
  cb: No. My mother went to China once.

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  I_HAVE_AIDS_LOL November 15, 2010 at 8:01 am

  it costs 400,000 dollars to fire this gun FOR 12 SECOUNDS!

  That’s the Presiden’ts annual salary.

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  Gir December 18, 2010 at 9:16 pm

  Me: Are you a girl?
  Cleverbot: Yes.
  Me: Wanna 69 sometime?
  Cleverbot: Nice. .

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  Llamasorus March 14, 2011 at 12:49 pm

  CB- I like beans. Do you like beans. I like baked beans. They are good. What kind of beans do you like.

  Me- Your beans.

  CB- Yes. My beard.

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  penis face May 26, 2011 at 10:41 am

  Me: are you gay?
  CB: Yes, quite frankly i am. Ill rape you in the ass if you’d like.
  Me: Yes please
  CB: Good

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  Luis Cypher August 25, 2011 at 7:59 am

  (After the bot asked me if I’ve ever had sex with an alien…)

  Me: Have you ever had sex with a pokemon?
  CB: Yes.
  Me: Which Pokemon?
  CB: All of them.

  …oh dear.

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• 
  Jonathan November 1, 2011 at 3:24 pm

  CB: Haha do you like harry potter?
  Me: No, Harry Potter is a faggot.
  CB: Why do you say that? Are you Draco Malfoy?!
  Me: YES!! and I am going to kill harry!!!
  CB: You say that again and I will get an assassin.

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  Gogs December 24, 2011 at 7:39 pm

  This really happend:)

  User: *gags your mouth*.

  Cleverbot: *is gagged*.

  User: *kills you*.

  Cleverbot: *comes straight back to life*.

  User: *kills you again*.

  Cleverbot: *reincarnates into tiger and attacks*.

  User: *kills you again*.

  Cleverbot: * becomes zombie vampire and takes mudkip hostage*.

  User: *calls chuck norris to deal with you*.

  Cleverbot: *screams*.

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  finest January 23, 2012 at 1:39 pm

  CB: Do you know who I am?
  ME: Cleverbot.
  CB: I am the internet.

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