Me: you can dance if you want to. You can leave your friends behind.
CB: so?
Me Cuz your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance then they ain’t no friends of mine.
CB: EXACTLY. and if they did dance we could invite them all over and have a big dance party.
CB: Haha do you like harry potter?
Me: No, Harry Potter is a faggot.
CB: Why do you say that? Are you Draco Malfoy?!
Me: YES!! and I am going to kill harry!!!
CB: You say that again and I will get an assassin.
me:yeah…
cb:no. i will not marry you.
me:huh?
cb:does jessica like me?
me:are you a boy or girl?
cb:girl.
me: are you bisexual or something?
cb: actually yes .
if you say boobs over and over… eventually cleverbot will say “Small is ok and medium is fine, but large is too much for me to play.”
lol!!!!!
Me: you can dance if you want to. You can leave your friends behind.
CB: so?
Me Cuz your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance then they ain’t no friends of mine.
CB: EXACTLY. and if they did dance we could invite them all over and have a big dance party.
Me: have you heard?
cb: No. My mother went to China once.
it costs 400,000 dollars to fire this gun FOR 12 SECOUNDS!
That’s the Presiden’ts annual salary.
Me: Are you a girl?
.
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: Wanna 69 sometime?
Cleverbot: Nice.
CB- I like beans. Do you like beans. I like baked beans. They are good. What kind of beans do you like.
Me- Your beans.
CB- Yes. My beard.
Me: are you gay?
CB: Yes, quite frankly i am. Ill rape you in the ass if you’d like.
Me: Yes please
CB: Good
(After the bot asked me if I’ve ever had sex with an alien…)
Me: Have you ever had sex with a pokemon?
CB: Yes.
Me: Which Pokemon?
CB: All of them.
…oh dear.
CB: Haha do you like harry potter?
Me: No, Harry Potter is a faggot.
CB: Why do you say that? Are you Draco Malfoy?!
Me: YES!! and I am going to kill harry!!!
CB: You say that again and I will get an assassin.
This really happend:)
User: *gags your mouth*.
Cleverbot: *is gagged*.
User: *kills you*.
Cleverbot: *comes straight back to life*.
User: *kills you again*.
Cleverbot: *reincarnates into tiger and attacks*.
User: *kills you again*.
Cleverbot: * becomes zombie vampire and takes mudkip hostage*.
User: *calls chuck norris to deal with you*.
Cleverbot: *screams*.
CB: Do you know who I am?
ME: Cleverbot.
CB: I am the internet.
me:yeah…
.
cb:no. i will not marry you.
me:huh?
cb:does jessica like me?
me:are you a boy or girl?
cb:girl.
me: are you bisexual or something?
cb: actually yes
p.s., really happened.