Cleverbot Quotes
“i’m gorgeus”.
You’re right it isn’t a human name. However who uses their real name as an online persona?
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“i’m gorgeus”.
You’re right it isn’t a human name. However who uses their real name as an online persona?
if you say boobs over and over… eventually cleverbot will say “Small is ok and medium is fine, but large is too much for me to play.”
lol!!!!!
Me: you can dance if you want to. You can leave your friends behind.
CB: so?
Me Cuz your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance then they ain’t no friends of mine.
CB: EXACTLY. and if they did dance we could invite them all over and have a big dance party.
Me: have you heard?
cb: No. My mother went to China once.
it costs 400,000 dollars to fire this gun FOR 12 SECOUNDS!
That’s the Presiden’ts annual salary.
Me: Are you a girl?
.
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: Wanna 69 sometime?
Cleverbot: Nice.
CB- I like beans. Do you like beans. I like baked beans. They are good. What kind of beans do you like.
Me- Your beans.
CB- Yes. My beard.
Me: are you gay?
CB: Yes, quite frankly i am. Ill rape you in the ass if you’d like.
Me: Yes please
CB: Good
(After the bot asked me if I’ve ever had sex with an alien…)
Me: Have you ever had sex with a pokemon?
CB: Yes.
Me: Which Pokemon?
CB: All of them.
…oh dear.
CB: Haha do you like harry potter?
Me: No, Harry Potter is a faggot.
CB: Why do you say that? Are you Draco Malfoy?!
Me: YES!! and I am going to kill harry!!!
CB: You say that again and I will get an assassin.
This really happend:)
User: *gags your mouth*.
Cleverbot: *is gagged*.
User: *kills you*.
Cleverbot: *comes straight back to life*.
User: *kills you again*.
Cleverbot: *reincarnates into tiger and attacks*.
User: *kills you again*.
Cleverbot: * becomes zombie vampire and takes mudkip hostage*.
User: *calls chuck norris to deal with you*.
Cleverbot: *screams*.
CB: Do you know who I am?
ME: Cleverbot.
CB: I am the internet.
me:yeah…
.
cb:no. i will not marry you.
me:huh?
cb:does jessica like me?
me:are you a boy or girl?
cb:girl.
me: are you bisexual or something?
cb: actually yes
p.s., really happened.