Comments on: 4 New Funny Omegle Convos | Funniest Omegle Logs http://giveupinternet.com/2009/05/05/4-new-funny-omegle-conversations-funniest-omegle-logs/ Funny Tech, Computer Humor, Pictures Videos Fri, 03 Feb 2012 08:24:54 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 By: emily http://giveupinternet.com/2009/05/05/4-new-funny-omegle-conversations-funniest-omegle-logs/comment-page-5/#comment-401907 emily Thu, 26 Jan 2012 04:18:05 +0000 http://giveupinternet.com/?p=3324#comment-401907 Question to discuss: You have the oppurtunity to be the opposite sex for 24 hours, what is the first thing you do as a new guy/girl and what do you now look like? Stranger 2: go on omegle and answer this question saying " it happened" Stranger 2 has disconnected Question to discuss:
You have the oppurtunity to be the opposite sex for 24 hours, what is the first thing you do as a new guy/girl and what do you now look like?
Stranger 2: go on omegle and answer this question saying ” it happened”
Stranger 2 has disconnected

]]> By: alice in wonderland http://giveupinternet.com/2009/05/05/4-new-funny-omegle-conversations-funniest-omegle-logs/comment-page-5/#comment-401904 alice in wonderland Thu, 26 Jan 2012 04:12:03 +0000 http://giveupinternet.com/?p=3324#comment-401904 You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: You got insanely drunk last night at a party and you wake up with a sex change... whats your reaction? and what do you do about it? Stranger 1: COOL A PENIS Stranger 1: THAT I CAN BARELY USE Stranger 1: SWEET Stranger 1 has disconnected You’re now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
You got insanely drunk last night at a party and you wake up with a sex change… whats your reaction? and what do you do about it?
Stranger 1: COOL A PENIS
Stranger 1: THAT I CAN BARELY USE
Stranger 1: SWEET
Stranger 1 has disconnected

]]> By: awhn http://giveupinternet.com/2009/05/05/4-new-funny-omegle-conversations-funniest-omegle-logs/comment-page-5/#comment-401903 awhn Thu, 26 Jan 2012 04:07:54 +0000 http://giveupinternet.com/?p=3324#comment-401903 Question to discuss: You are both ninjas on a secret mission, not very good ninjas, you just caught caught by security in a bank vault. quick what do you do ninja 1 and ninja 2 Stranger 2: fuck it Stranger 1: why are ninjas in a bank vault Stranger 1: ? Stranger 1: they should be doing something cooler Stranger 1 has disconnected Question to discuss:
You are both ninjas on a secret mission, not very good ninjas, you just caught caught by security in a bank vault. quick what do you do ninja 1 and ninja 2
Stranger 2: fuck it
Stranger 1: why are ninjas in a bank vault
Stranger 1: ?
Stranger 1: they should be doing something cooler
Stranger 1 has disconnected

]]> By: NINJA http://giveupinternet.com/2009/05/05/4-new-funny-omegle-conversations-funniest-omegle-logs/comment-page-5/#comment-401902 NINJA Thu, 26 Jan 2012 04:06:44 +0000 http://giveupinternet.com/?p=3324#comment-401902 Question to discuss: You are both ninjas on a secret mission, not very good ninjas, you just caught caught by security in a bank vault. quick what do you do ninja 1 and ninja 2 Stranger 2: NINJA VANISH Stranger 1: kill myself cause I was discovered Stranger 2 has disconnected Question to discuss:
You are both ninjas on a secret mission, not very good ninjas, you just caught caught by security in a bank vault. quick what do you do ninja 1 and ninja 2

Stranger 2: NINJA VANISH

Stranger 1: kill myself cause I was discovered

Stranger 2 has disconnected

]]> By: kate http://giveupinternet.com/2009/05/05/4-new-funny-omegle-conversations-funniest-omegle-logs/comment-page-5/#comment-401900 kate Thu, 26 Jan 2012 04:01:50 +0000 http://giveupinternet.com/?p=3324#comment-401900 Question to discuss: Whats the weirdest place you've fucked? Stranger 2: A pool with 15 people in it. Stranger 2: nonono Stranger 2: In the living room while her mom was watching a movie. Stranger 2: nonono school auditorium... idk D: Stranger 1: friends parents room with my friens sister Stranger 2: I think the living room was the most dangerous fuck :3 Stranger 1: i agree Stranger 2: Pool was the most open Stranger 2: friends sister was the most badass :3 Stranger 1: or that time in the gym under some matts Stranger 2: actually auditorium is jail time... so auditorium was the most dangerou :D Stranger 1: yeah Stranger 1: or with my teacher Stranger 1: on her desk Stranger 2: Lies D: Stranger 2: lies lies lies Stranger 1: no im serious Stranger 2: I don't believe you one bit. Stranger 1: no lies Stranger 2: Pics or it didn't happen Stranger 1: what Stranger 1: check it out on google gym teacher fucks student Stranger 2: I don't believe you at all, and I'ma find some fat dude fucking an asian watch o.o Stranger 1: what Stranger 2: Most fun place is in the shower or pool :3 Stranger 1: im a dude Stranger 1: my sister is a lesbian Stranger 2: lol my sister is a whore Question to discuss:
Whats the weirdest place you’ve fucked?
Stranger 2: A pool with 15 people in it.
Stranger 2: nonono
Stranger 2: In the living room while her mom was watching a movie.
Stranger 2: nonono school auditorium… idk D:
Stranger 1: friends parents room with my friens sister
Stranger 2: I think the living room was the most dangerous fuck :3
Stranger 1: i agree
Stranger 2: Pool was the most open
Stranger 2: friends sister was the most badass :3
Stranger 1: or that time in the gym under some matts
Stranger 2: actually auditorium is jail time… so auditorium was the most dangerou :D
Stranger 1: yeah
Stranger 1: or with my teacher
Stranger 1: on her desk
Stranger 2: Lies D:
Stranger 2: lies lies lies
Stranger 1: no im serious
Stranger 2: I don’t believe you one bit.
Stranger 1: no lies
Stranger 2: Pics or it didn’t happen
Stranger 1: what
Stranger 1: check it out on google gym teacher fucks student
Stranger 2: I don’t believe you at all, and I’ma find some fat dude fucking an asian watch o.o
Stranger 1: what
Stranger 2: Most fun place is in the shower or pool :3
Stranger 1: im a dude
Stranger 1: my sister is a lesbian
Stranger 2: lol my sister is a whore

]]> By: Ash Ketchup http://giveupinternet.com/2009/05/05/4-new-funny-omegle-conversations-funniest-omegle-logs/comment-page-5/#comment-389929 Ash Ketchup Fri, 30 Dec 2011 07:07:40 +0000 http://giveupinternet.com/?p=3324#comment-389929 STEVE IS THAT YOU? MY PENIS FELL OFF! HELP! Stranger 1: oh my Stranger 2: Ouch.. Stranger 1: this is quite the situation Stranger 2: Indeed! Stranger 1: what do you suggest we do? Stranger 2: Who is steve and how did it fall off? Stranger 2: hmm Stranger 1: he can't answer. i suppose we'll never know Stranger 2: Glue it back on Stranger 1: genuis! Stranger 2: :D Stranger 1: you are a problem solver sir! STEVE IS THAT YOU? MY PENIS FELL OFF! HELP!

Stranger 1: oh my

Stranger 2: Ouch..

Stranger 1: this is quite the situation

Stranger 2: Indeed!

Stranger 1: what do you suggest we do?

Stranger 2: Who is steve and how did it fall off?

Stranger 2: hmm

Stranger 1: he can’t answer. i suppose we’ll never know

Stranger 2: Glue it back on

Stranger 1: genuis!

Stranger 2: :D

Stranger 1: you are a problem solver sir!

]]> By: Alice Coriander http://giveupinternet.com/2009/05/05/4-new-funny-omegle-conversations-funniest-omegle-logs/comment-page-5/#comment-385100 Alice Coriander Mon, 19 Dec 2011 00:16:31 +0000 http://giveupinternet.com/?p=3324#comment-385100 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: tumblr? You: Luke, I am your father. Stranger: i wish that was actually my dad Stranger: i dont have any contact with mine You: I know right Stranger: he could be dead for all i know:) You: you'd rather have a dad that cuts off your arm and kills people and wears a mask and breathes wierd? Stranger: umh ,no You: then you don't want Darth Vader to be your dad Stranger: oh:( Stranger: i've never seen star wars You: lol me neither You: but i know You: CUZ I AM GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: im prayin You: oh ya, watcha sayin' dude? Stranger: you should know, you're god You: Ya you actually have to talk out loud for me to here you. You: to my face, my child Stranger: come ere then You: right here right now man You: just on omegle You: confess, son Stranger: god has internet? You: oooooh ya Stranger: halle-fucking-luya You: i spend like half my life... my eternal life... on the internet man Stranger: woman You: hmmm... indeed You: what about her? Stranger: shes hawt You: and what is this womans name, my chilc? You: *child Stranger: chilc You: sorry, this is embarasin You: i never went to kindergarten You: my mother hates it You: she thinks i should go back cuz i have forgotten to spell You: after all these years You: shame... You: after all these CENTURIES!!! You: ERA'S You: whats the word i am looking for? You: a little help here Stranger: time You: MILLENIUMS!!! You: think i spelled that wrong Stranger: how many of them You: milleniums of milleniums of milleniums You: uncountable years You: eternal years You: eternal milleniums You: FOREVER!!! Stranger: yes. Stranger: im older than you You: WHAT!?!?!?!? You: and WHO are YOU? You: my child Stranger: your mom You: oh DAMN You: i knew we would reach this point You: i am sorry mother You: i should not have failed kinder garten You: i must add however You: that you failed me You: cuz you were my teacher and all Stranger: your grounded for a millenium for lying You: oh shit You: what did i lie about this time? Stranger: make that two, for swearing Stranger: KINDERGARTEN You: oh jesus christ Stranger: DO NEVER USE MY GRANDSONS NAME IN THAT WAY You: Oh My God!!! You: Oh Mother of Jesus!!! Stranger: oh, marys not a prostitute, so dont go getting randomers pregnant again Stranger: or i'll add to the bible the size of your penis You: hey that was not me You: that was the damn Holy Spirit remember? Stranger: you ARE the holy spirit You: WE are the holy wpirit You: *spirit You: you know "the father, the son, and the holy ghost" Stranger: thats all i'll ever be, a ghos You: the Trinity Stranger: t You: ring a bell? Stranger: nah, sold them for fucking weddings You: what???? You: MOTHER! Stranger: bells Stranger: IN YOUR HOLY LITTLE GOD HOUSES You: Sorry ma, i have to go and save some lady from drowning You: she doesn't deserve to die You: well actually she does You: but not yet You: you know? You: anyway, nice talking to you ma Stranger: YOU'RE GROUNDED You: i'll talk to you again in another couple of milleniums You: bye bye You have disconnected. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: tumblr?
You: Luke, I am your father.
Stranger: i wish that was actually my dad
Stranger: i dont have any contact with mine
You: I know right
Stranger: he could be dead for all i know:)
You: you’d rather have a dad that cuts off your arm and kills people and wears a mask and breathes wierd?
Stranger: umh ,no
You: then you don’t want Darth Vader to be your dad
Stranger: oh:(
Stranger: i’ve never seen star wars
You: lol me neither
You: but i know
You: CUZ I AM GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: im prayin
You: oh ya, watcha sayin’ dude?
Stranger: you should know, you’re god
You: Ya you actually have to talk out loud for me to here you.
You: to my face, my child
Stranger: come ere then
You: right here right now man
You: just on omegle
You: confess, son
Stranger: god has internet?
You: oooooh ya
Stranger: halle-fucking-luya
You: i spend like half my life… my eternal life… on the internet man
Stranger: woman
You: hmmm… indeed
You: what about her?
Stranger: shes hawt
You: and what is this womans name, my chilc?
You: *child
Stranger: chilc
You: sorry, this is embarasin
You: i never went to kindergarten
You: my mother hates it
You: she thinks i should go back cuz i have forgotten to spell
You: after all these years
You: shame…
You: after all these CENTURIES!!!
You: ERA’S
You: whats the word i am looking for?
You: a little help here
Stranger: time
You: MILLENIUMS!!!
You: think i spelled that wrong
Stranger: how many of them
You: milleniums of milleniums of milleniums
You: uncountable years
You: eternal years
You: eternal milleniums
You: FOREVER!!!
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: im older than you
You: WHAT!?!?!?!?
You: and WHO are YOU?
You: my child
Stranger: your mom
You: oh DAMN
You: i knew we would reach this point
You: i am sorry mother
You: i should not have failed kinder garten
You: i must add however
You: that you failed me
You: cuz you were my teacher and all
Stranger: your grounded for a millenium for lying
You: oh shit
You: what did i lie about this time?
Stranger: make that two, for swearing
Stranger: KINDERGARTEN
You: oh jesus christ
Stranger: DO NEVER USE MY GRANDSONS NAME IN THAT WAY
You: Oh My God!!!
You: Oh Mother of Jesus!!!
Stranger: oh, marys not a prostitute, so dont go getting randomers pregnant again
Stranger: or i’ll add to the bible the size of your penis
You: hey that was not me
You: that was the damn Holy Spirit remember?
Stranger: you ARE the holy spirit
You: WE are the holy wpirit
You: *spirit
You: you know “the father, the son, and the holy ghost”
Stranger: thats all i’ll ever be, a ghos
You: the Trinity
Stranger: t
You: ring a bell?
Stranger: nah, sold them for fucking weddings
You: what????
You: MOTHER!
Stranger: bells
Stranger: IN YOUR HOLY LITTLE GOD HOUSES
You: Sorry ma, i have to go and save some lady from drowning
You: she doesn’t deserve to die
You: well actually she does
You: but not yet
You: you know?
You: anyway, nice talking to you ma
Stranger: YOU’RE GROUNDED
You: i’ll talk to you again in another couple of milleniums
You: bye bye
You have disconnected.

]]> By: Shelbers http://giveupinternet.com/2009/05/05/4-new-funny-omegle-conversations-funniest-omegle-logs/comment-page-5/#comment-377751 Shelbers Thu, 01 Dec 2011 02:38:41 +0000 http://giveupinternet.com/?p=3324#comment-377751 Stranger: Hi You: Ricky is that you? You: Ricky? Stranger: Omg! bobby? You: Ricky! I've been looking for you.. RICKY?! Stranger: Its me boby its me ricky! You: hello Ricky?! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: Hi
You: Ricky is that you?
You: Ricky?
Stranger: Omg! bobby?
You: Ricky! I’ve been looking for you.. RICKY?!
Stranger: Its me boby its me ricky!
You: hello Ricky?!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

]]> By: sam http://giveupinternet.com/2009/05/05/4-new-funny-omegle-conversations-funniest-omegle-logs/comment-page-5/#comment-376022 sam Sun, 27 Nov 2011 04:28:25 +0000 http://giveupinternet.com/?p=3324#comment-376022 Question to discuss: WHY YO NO STAY AND DISCUSS ? Y U DISCONNECT IN THE FIRST SECOND ? Stranger: don't shout You: bitch please Your conversational partner has disconnected. Question to discuss:
WHY YO NO STAY AND DISCUSS ? Y U DISCONNECT IN THE FIRST SECOND ?

Stranger: don’t shout

You: bitch please

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

]]> By: bruno http://giveupinternet.com/2009/05/05/4-new-funny-omegle-conversations-funniest-omegle-logs/comment-page-5/#comment-372238 bruno Thu, 17 Nov 2011 21:50:44 +0000 http://giveupinternet.com/?p=3324#comment-372238 Question to discuss: I am Dave! Yognaut, and I have the balls!Stranger: ... Huh? You: i have the stick... lets play golf Stranger: The first exclamation point is confusing me. Stranger: I have the... hole? Eww, no. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Question to discuss:
I am Dave! Yognaut, and I have the balls!Stranger: … Huh?

You: i have the stick… lets play golf

Stranger: The first exclamation point is confusing me.

Stranger: I have the… hole? Eww, no.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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