Comments on: 4 New Funny Omegle Convos | Funniest Omegle Logs http://giveupinternet.com/2009/05/05/4-new-funny-omegle-conversations-funniest-omegle-logs/ Funny Tech, Computer Humor, Pictures Videos Tue, 22 May 2012 08:34:43 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 By: james http://giveupinternet.com/2009/05/05/4-new-funny-omegle-conversations-funniest-omegle-logs/comment-page-5/#comment-443783 james Tue, 08 May 2012 09:20:51 +0000 http://giveupinternet.com/?p=3324#comment-443783 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: 18m You: cool story bro Your conversational partner has disconnected. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: 18m

You: cool story bro

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

]]> By: readthiscommentitwillmakeyoulaugh http://giveupinternet.com/2009/05/05/4-new-funny-omegle-conversations-funniest-omegle-logs/comment-page-5/#comment-440698 readthiscommentitwillmakeyoulaugh Fri, 27 Apr 2012 10:30:59 +0000 http://giveupinternet.com/?p=3324#comment-440698 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests! You: herrow You: http://www.youtube.com/user/gnites88 You: check this vid Stranger: hey! Stranger: what is it? You: it's cool Stranger: you a guy? You: yes You: you? Stranger: girl. so you like katy perry? You: yes You: you? Stranger: yep! You: she's fucking hot Stranger: ikr? she's soo cute! You: yeahhhh ikr Stranger: so you have twitter? You: nope Stranger: facebook? You: yes Stranger: ohh. so how old are you? You: 19 You: you You: ? Stranger: 15 haha You: haha You: that's so funny Stranger: why? You: i dunno you started laughing... Stranger: yeah Stranger: i wasn't actually laughing You: oh Stranger: so whats your name? You: i'm confused You: my name is Borotheus Stranger: yeah im just used to saying "haha" You: but you can call me Nathaniel Stranger: haaa haaa haa Stranger: seriously? You: ? Stranger: nevermind haha You: are you laughing at me now? Stranger: nope. You: you don't like my name? Stranger: i was confused Stranger: so which part of the country are you? You: what makes you think I'm American You: I'm from Brighton Stranger: Where is Brighton? You: UK Stranger: ohh nice ive been there when i was little You: nice You: so where are you from then? You: and i haven't asked your name yet... Stranger: im from the philippines Stranger: i have a weird name haha You: haha Stranger: my name's aoife but you can call me epa You: hi epa Stranger: and im still confused with your name. :) You: why? Stranger: i dont know what your real name is You: it's Borotheus You: I told you Stranger: can you send me the link of your facebook? You: you first Stranger: ohh right. hi borotheus! You: hi Stranger: send me a picture You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0L1hD5OlPtw Stranger: whats this? You: if you send me your picture first I'll send you mine... Stranger: okay. your real picture ok? You: yeah Stranger: okay Stranger: http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/558454_10150708550950912_797170911_9493313_1139680756_n.jpg Stranger: your turn You: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_30PRmkOl4ro/SZveEvZs_7I/AAAAAAAAKLs/_7VWQuqeu8k/s400/radcliffe.jpg Stranger: hahahaha Stranger: that's obviously not you You: haha just kidding You: that was my nephew Stranger: right You: this is actually me You: http://a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/137/1889b8da5f274bb995bc1a02e9f99df9/l.jpg Stranger: ahuh right You: by the way how did you know the first one wasn't me? Stranger: i think ill go ahead since you wont show me a picture of yourself. Stranger: its impossible You: ? You: the second one was me Stranger: you're joking You: the first one was a little joke but the second one was really me You: no You: why would I? Stranger: ohh okay Stranger: why dont you shave your beard? You: i don't know You: i like it that way You: and i don't have to worry about growing a beard every 2 days You: do you think I should shave it/ You: people tell me I should but I don't see the point Stranger: yes, i think you should try shaving it and see what heppens :) Stranger: happens* You: why? Stranger: i think you look better with it being shaved You: you don't like the way I look? Stranger: i did'nt say anything i just think its better You: oh You: ok You: well I think you're really pretty Stranger: well thanks! You: you have a beautiful body for a 15-year-old Stranger: hahaha thanks. Stranger: ill go ahead now! nice talking :) You: can I ask you one more question? Stranger: yeah sure. You: do you ever do sexy things in front of the webcam for a stranger? You: don't be biased please You: its a really exciting experience Stranger: nope. You: would you like it? Stranger: not at all i think its gross You: why??? You: i do it all the time Stranger: ewww. You: usually I play katy perry in the background Stranger: ill go now, goodbye! Stranger: thats just wrong dude You: katy perry is so hot You: almost as hot as you! :) You: noo You: why is it wrong? Stranger: posing sexy things in front of a stranger You: yeah You: why is that wrong? Stranger: because im only 15 and i dont do that You: i don't think you're 15 that's why i asked You: with those boobs you must at least be 18 You: please don't be offended by this Stranger: im turning 16 this september. i really am 15 Stranger: soo ill be going out now bye! You: are you freaked out by me? You: do you think im a freak You: it's ok Stranger: hmm i dont know. Stranger: i dont judge people You: then why do you leave? You: you think i'm weird Stranger: nope. i am hungry so i was planning to get an ice cream and watch spongebob You: oh You: ok then You: that makes me feel a little better Stranger: but honeslty are you really like that? You: see You: you are freaked out You: and yeah i am really like that You: and if you have a problem with that You: then You: i don't know You: you ARE judging me Stranger: im just asking geezz You: why would I lie? You: about who I am Stranger: im not saying anything. i just asked Stranger: ok i am leaving now, bye! You: you obviously are grossed out by me You: just like everybody else Stranger: nooo Stranger: its just that im really hungry and i dont want to miss my favorite episode You: right... You: i see You: bye then You: you're a beautiful young woman Stranger: so you have a girlfriend? You: i hope you have fun watching spongebob You: what do you think? You: of course not You: nobody wants me Stranger: ohh okay You: i'm a virgin Stranger: you'll find someone someday ;) You: you think so? Stranger: yep. everyone has their pairs You: hmm You: ok You: well i think you'd better go now or else you'll miss your favourite episode! You: bye epa! Stranger: ohh haha bye! :) Stranger: spongbob rocks \m/ You: it was nice talknig to you Stranger: and btw i have a boyfriend :D just sayin Stranger: nice talking to you too! enjoy life! You: oh god are you trying to make me feel even worse? Stranger: by what? You: by telling me how much better your life is than mine Stranger: im not saying i have a better life than you, i dont even know you that much haha You: why are you laughing again? Stranger: nothin btw the picture that you showed me is obvioulsy not you You: why the hell not? You: i could say the same about your picture You: but i believe you! Stranger: yeah that really is me. Stranger: because it looks edited Stranger: why cant you just show me your real picture? :) You: how does it look edited? You: it's just me in front of my webcam You: why don't you just believe me? You: this is so painful Stranger: yeah right.. ;) Stranger: ok ill go now. this is final haha bye! :) You: fuck you You: you're mean Stranger: you're the one that's mean you're swearing at a 15 year old You: how am I mean? read back this conversation i've been trying to be nice to you all the way but you keep grinding me into the dirt Stranger: ok sorry then. Stranger: im really going out now im real hungry, have a nice life :) bye! You: ok i'm sorry i said fuck you You: haven't you missed the spongebob episode already? You: because like 20 minutes ago you said you had to go or else you'd miss it Stranger: i think so i think i can catch up. ok bye! :) You: bye! Your conversational partner has disconnected. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle couldn’t find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!
You: herrow
You: http://www.youtube.com/user/gnites88
You: check this vid
Stranger: hey!
Stranger: what is it?
You: it’s cool
Stranger: you a guy?
You: yes
You: you?
Stranger: girl. so you like katy perry?
You: yes
You: you?
Stranger: yep!
You: she’s fucking hot
Stranger: ikr? she’s soo cute!
You: yeahhhh ikr
Stranger: so you have twitter?
You: nope
Stranger: facebook?
You: yes
Stranger: ohh. so how old are you?
You: 19
You: you
You: ?
Stranger: 15 haha
You: haha
You: that’s so funny
Stranger: why?
You: i dunno you started laughing…
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i wasn’t actually laughing
You: oh
Stranger: so whats your name?
You: i’m confused
You: my name is Borotheus
Stranger: yeah im just used to saying “haha”
You: but you can call me Nathaniel
Stranger: haaa haaa haa
Stranger: seriously?
You: ?
Stranger: nevermind haha
You: are you laughing at me now?
Stranger: nope.
You: you don’t like my name?
Stranger: i was confused
Stranger: so which part of the country are you?
You: what makes you think I’m American
You: I’m from Brighton
Stranger: Where is Brighton?
You: UK
Stranger: ohh nice ive been there when i was little
You: nice
You: so where are you from then?
You: and i haven’t asked your name yet…
Stranger: im from the philippines
Stranger: i have a weird name haha
You: haha
Stranger: my name’s aoife but you can call me epa
You: hi epa
Stranger: and im still confused with your name. :)
You: why?
Stranger: i dont know what your real name is
You: it’s Borotheus
You: I told you
Stranger: can you send me the link of your facebook?
You: you first
Stranger: ohh right. hi borotheus!
You: hi
Stranger: send me a picture
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0L1hD5OlPtw
Stranger: whats this?
You: if you send me your picture first I’ll send you mine…
Stranger: okay. your real picture ok?
You: yeah
Stranger: okay
Stranger: http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/558454_10150708550950912_797170911_9493313_1139680756_n.jpg
Stranger: your turn
You: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_30PRmkOl4ro/SZveEvZs_7I/AAAAAAAAKLs/_7VWQuqeu8k/s400/radcliffe.jpg
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: that’s obviously not you
You: haha just kidding
You: that was my nephew
Stranger: right
You: this is actually me
You: http://a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/137/1889b8da5f274bb995bc1a02e9f99df9/l.jpg
Stranger: ahuh right
You: by the way how did you know the first one wasn’t me?
Stranger: i think ill go ahead since you wont show me a picture of yourself.
Stranger: its impossible
You: ?
You: the second one was me
Stranger: you’re joking
You: the first one was a little joke but the second one was really me
You: no
You: why would I?
Stranger: ohh okay
Stranger: why dont you shave your beard?
You: i don’t know
You: i like it that way
You: and i don’t have to worry about growing a beard every 2 days
You: do you think I should shave it/
You: people tell me I should but I don’t see the point
Stranger: yes, i think you should try shaving it and see what heppens :)
Stranger: happens*
You: why?
Stranger: i think you look better with it being shaved
You: you don’t like the way I look?
Stranger: i did’nt say anything i just think its better
You: oh
You: ok
You: well I think you’re really pretty
Stranger: well thanks!
You: you have a beautiful body for a 15-year-old
Stranger: hahaha thanks.
Stranger: ill go ahead now! nice talking :)
You: can I ask you one more question?
Stranger: yeah sure.
You: do you ever do sexy things in front of the webcam for a stranger?
You: don’t be biased please
You: its a really exciting experience
Stranger: nope.
You: would you like it?
Stranger: not at all i think its gross
You: why???
You: i do it all the time
Stranger: ewww.
You: usually I play katy perry in the background
Stranger: ill go now, goodbye!
Stranger: thats just wrong dude
You: katy perry is so hot
You: almost as hot as you! :)
You: noo
You: why is it wrong?
Stranger: posing sexy things in front of a stranger
You: yeah
You: why is that wrong?
Stranger: because im only 15 and i dont do that
You: i don’t think you’re 15 that’s why i asked
You: with those boobs you must at least be 18
You: please don’t be offended by this
Stranger: im turning 16 this september. i really am 15
Stranger: soo ill be going out now bye!
You: are you freaked out by me?
You: do you think im a freak
You: it’s ok
Stranger: hmm i dont know.
Stranger: i dont judge people
You: then why do you leave?
You: you think i’m weird
Stranger: nope. i am hungry so i was planning to get an ice cream and watch spongebob
You: oh
You: ok then
You: that makes me feel a little better
Stranger: but honeslty are you really like that?
You: see
You: you are freaked out
You: and yeah i am really like that
You: and if you have a problem with that
You: then
You: i don’t know
You: you ARE judging me
Stranger: im just asking geezz
You: why would I lie?
You: about who I am
Stranger: im not saying anything. i just asked
Stranger: ok i am leaving now, bye!
You: you obviously are grossed out by me
You: just like everybody else
Stranger: nooo
Stranger: its just that im really hungry and i dont want to miss my favorite episode
You: right…
You: i see
You: bye then
You: you’re a beautiful young woman
Stranger: so you have a girlfriend?
You: i hope you have fun watching spongebob
You: what do you think?
You: of course not
You: nobody wants me
Stranger: ohh okay
You: i’m a virgin
Stranger: you’ll find someone someday ;)
You: you think so?
Stranger: yep. everyone has their pairs
You: hmm
You: ok
You: well i think you’d better go now or else you’ll miss your favourite episode!
You: bye epa!
Stranger: ohh haha bye! :)
Stranger: spongbob rocks \m/
You: it was nice talknig to you
Stranger: and btw i have a boyfriend :D just sayin
Stranger: nice talking to you too! enjoy life!
You: oh god are you trying to make me feel even worse?
Stranger: by what?
You: by telling me how much better your life is than mine
Stranger: im not saying i have a better life than you, i dont even know you that much haha
You: why are you laughing again?
Stranger: nothin btw the picture that you showed me is obvioulsy not you
You: why the hell not?
You: i could say the same about your picture
You: but i believe you!
Stranger: yeah that really is me.
Stranger: because it looks edited
Stranger: why cant you just show me your real picture? :)
You: how does it look edited?
You: it’s just me in front of my webcam
You: why don’t you just believe me?
You: this is so painful
Stranger: yeah right.. ;)
Stranger: ok ill go now. this is final haha bye! :)
You: fuck you
You: you’re mean
Stranger: you’re the one that’s mean you’re swearing at a 15 year old
You: how am I mean? read back this conversation i’ve been trying to be nice to you all the way but you keep grinding me into the dirt
Stranger: ok sorry then.
Stranger: im really going out now im real hungry, have a nice life :) bye!
You: ok i’m sorry i said fuck you
You: haven’t you missed the spongebob episode already?
You: because like 20 minutes ago you said you had to go or else you’d miss it
Stranger: i think so i think i can catch up. ok bye! :)
You: bye!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

]]> By: AL http://giveupinternet.com/2009/05/05/4-new-funny-omegle-conversations-funniest-omegle-logs/comment-page-5/#comment-437674 AL Wed, 18 Apr 2012 23:57:00 +0000 http://giveupinternet.com/?p=3324#comment-437674 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Question to discuss: would you ever give/recieve a footjob? Stranger: do you mind if i'll use this coversation to advertise some stuff? You: Okay... You: It's alright I guess. Stranger: did you ever get ears bleeding? You: No... Stranger: are you a heavy metal fan? You: Not really. (Wow, I'm so not suitable for your product XD) Stranger: it seems i have wasted your precious time, then You: I just found it funny. That's all. Stranger: please accept my deepest apologies Stranger: i will now go and preform a HARAKIRI You: C'mon don't. Stranger: it is too late. i have failed you Stranger: i have failed everyone Stranger: i must pay the ultimate price You: WHAT THE HECK MAN! Stranger: remember me for the good times You: I demand you to not to. (Since you think I'm all mighty.) Stranger: would you be willing to 'like' a facebook page in order to restore my lost honor? You: It's just I don't have a facebook. You: But if that's what will stop you I'll make an account and do that all right? Stranger: i could never ask you to do that Stranger: do you live on an island in the pacific ocean? You: No. I live in the USA Stranger: and you don't have facebook? didn't you pay your taxes? You: It's just I don't see the point... Sorry. : / Stranger: don't you like liking things? You: You mean liking as in a thumbing up way? You: Or just... like? Stranger: i mean don't you enjoy pressing virtual buttons You: I guess... But I don't want to make an account just to do that... :/ Stranger: i hear ya You: Okay. Stranger: *ok meme* You: Heh, I bet the questioner is loving this! XD Stranger: i bet he left the conversation long ago Stranger: so we can start talking about foots now Stranger: don't you love'em? You: I guess so. They help me walk shtuff. Stranger: how on earth would we manage without them? You: I know! It would suck I can tell you that. Stranger: well there's a flaw in your theory, sir Stranger: its called a wheel chair You: Yeah I know. But from a wheelchair user I know I can tell you IT STILL FRICKIN' SUCKS! Stranger: did you ever stood in one place and your legs started to hurt? You: Yeah. If I stood for too long. You? Stranger: i rest my case You: Well that's only every so often. You: But with wheelchair users they have to deal with obstacles all day. Stranger: i said GOOD DAY, sir! You: Okay. Good day to you too! Your conversational partner has disconnected. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss: would you ever give/recieve a footjob?

Stranger: do you mind if i’ll use this coversation to advertise some stuff?
You: Okay…
You: It’s alright I guess.
Stranger: did you ever get ears bleeding?
You: No…
Stranger: are you a heavy metal fan?
You: Not really. (Wow, I’m so not suitable for your product XD)
Stranger: it seems i have wasted your precious time, then
You: I just found it funny. That’s all.
Stranger: please accept my deepest apologies
Stranger: i will now go and preform a HARAKIRI
You: C’mon don’t.
Stranger: it is too late. i have failed you
Stranger: i have failed everyone
Stranger: i must pay the ultimate price
You: WHAT THE HECK MAN!
Stranger: remember me for the good times
You: I demand you to not to. (Since you think I’m all mighty.)
Stranger: would you be willing to ‘like’ a facebook page in order to restore my lost honor?
You: It’s just I don’t have a facebook.
You: But if that’s what will stop you I’ll make an account and do that all right?
Stranger: i could never ask you to do that
Stranger: do you live on an island in the pacific ocean?
You: No. I live in the USA
Stranger: and you don’t have facebook? didn’t you pay your taxes?
You: It’s just I don’t see the point… Sorry. : /
Stranger: don’t you like liking things?
You: You mean liking as in a thumbing up way?
You: Or just… like?
Stranger: i mean don’t you enjoy pressing virtual buttons
You: I guess… But I don’t want to make an account just to do that… :/
Stranger: i hear ya
You: Okay.
Stranger: *ok meme*
You: Heh, I bet the questioner is loving this! XD
Stranger: i bet he left the conversation long ago
Stranger: so we can start talking about foots now
Stranger: don’t you love’em?
You: I guess so. They help me walk shtuff.
Stranger: how on earth would we manage without them?
You: I know! It would suck I can tell you that.
Stranger: well there’s a flaw in your theory, sir
Stranger: its called a wheel chair
You: Yeah I know. But from a wheelchair user I know I can tell you IT STILL FRICKIN’ SUCKS!
Stranger: did you ever stood in one place and your legs started to hurt?
You: Yeah. If I stood for too long. You?
Stranger: i rest my case
You: Well that’s only every so often.
You: But with wheelchair users they have to deal with obstacles all day.
Stranger: i said GOOD DAY, sir!
You: Okay. Good day to you too!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

]]> By: Ganna http://giveupinternet.com/2009/05/05/4-new-funny-omegle-conversations-funniest-omegle-logs/comment-page-5/#comment-434058 Ganna Sun, 08 Apr 2012 17:41:20 +0000 http://giveupinternet.com/?p=3324#comment-434058 Heey guyz :) Heey guyz :)

]]> By: Holly http://giveupinternet.com/2009/05/05/4-new-funny-omegle-conversations-funniest-omegle-logs/comment-page-5/#comment-432831 Holly Fri, 06 Apr 2012 00:40:18 +0000 http://giveupinternet.com/?p=3324#comment-432831 You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Stranger 1: Define 'chuck'. Stranger 1: And then I will tell you Stranger 1: Chuck as a verb that is. Stranger 1: Throw? Stranger 2: bite or something? Stranger 1: Because if so probably no more than a pound or two. Wood chuck's do not have strong arms. Stranger 1: Nor are they bipedal which is optimal for throwing anything. Stranger 2 has disconnected You’re now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Stranger 1: Define ‘chuck’.

Stranger 1: And then I will tell you

Stranger 1: Chuck as a verb that is.

Stranger 1: Throw?

Stranger 2: bite or something?

Stranger 1: Because if so probably no more than a pound or two. Wood chuck’s do not have strong arms.

Stranger 1: Nor are they bipedal which is optimal for throwing anything.

Stranger 2 has disconnected

]]> By: BOB http://giveupinternet.com/2009/05/05/4-new-funny-omegle-conversations-funniest-omegle-logs/comment-page-5/#comment-423425 BOB Sat, 10 Mar 2012 00:39:44 +0000 http://giveupinternet.com/?p=3324#comment-423425 Question to discuss: You are both ninjas on a secret mission, not very good ninjas, you just caught caught by security in a bank vault. quick what do you do ninja 1 and ninja 2 Stranger 2: um Stranger 2: resign from ninjaship Stranger 1: Panic? Stranger 1: Wait Stranger 2: I never asked for this Stranger 1: I have an escape plan. Stranger 1: Listen closely. Stranger 2: alright Stranger 1: Follow my lead. Stranger 1 has disconnected Question to discuss:
You are both ninjas on a secret mission, not very good ninjas, you just caught caught by security in a bank vault. quick what do you do ninja 1 and ninja 2

Stranger 2: um

Stranger 2: resign from ninjaship

Stranger 1: Panic?

Stranger 1: Wait

Stranger 2: I never asked for this

Stranger 1: I have an escape plan.

Stranger 1: Listen closely.

Stranger 2: alright

Stranger 1: Follow my lead.

Stranger 1 has disconnected

]]> By: AK John http://giveupinternet.com/2009/05/05/4-new-funny-omegle-conversations-funniest-omegle-logs/comment-page-5/#comment-420162 AK John Fri, 02 Mar 2012 12:57:18 +0000 http://giveupinternet.com/?p=3324#comment-420162 You are now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hello Stranger: asl Stranger: hi You: you? Stranger: n u You: i am toys You: and i hope your asl is r us You: "toys r us" are chatting with one another hahahahaa Stranger: 22 m here n u You: you want to know my asl? Stranger: ya You: k. male 43. Stranger: Thanks Your conversational partner has disconnected *obviously this guy is on the lookout for young girls :(( You are now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hello
Stranger: asl
Stranger: hi
You: you?
Stranger: n u
You: i am toys
You: and i hope your asl is r us
You: “toys r us” are chatting with one another hahahahaa
Stranger: 22 m here n u
You: you want to know my asl?
Stranger: ya
You: k. male 43.
Stranger: Thanks

Your conversational partner has disconnected

*obviously this guy is on the lookout for young girls :( (

]]> By: Chloe :) http://giveupinternet.com/2009/05/05/4-new-funny-omegle-conversations-funniest-omegle-logs/comment-page-5/#comment-411233 Chloe :) Sun, 12 Feb 2012 00:40:57 +0000 http://giveupinternet.com/?p=3324#comment-411233 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hey :) Stranger: hii :] You: Howre youu? Stranger: 19 female You: Where are you? Stranger: horny Stranger: want to c omde see me on web cam? You: Horny? Theres no time for being horny, GET IN THE GODDAMN KITCHEN WOMAN. Stranger: ill finger mys,elf 4 you You: Why dont you make proper use of your fingers, and make me a sandwich. Stranger: hnere is my li,nk http://nn.rs/e95 You: What? I don't have time for zelda you whore, now get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich. And I swear to god you had better not put pickles on it... Stranger: u have an accounxt there? You: Thats it. You: First thing in the morning I'm reinstalling the chain. Stranger: it's free jst m ,ake one and msg wetamy You: Chains are'nt free, you bimbo. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey :)
Stranger: hii :]
You: Howre youu?
Stranger: 19 female
You: Where are you?
Stranger: horny
Stranger: want to c omde see me on web cam?
You: Horny? Theres no time for being horny, GET IN THE GODDAMN KITCHEN WOMAN.
Stranger: ill finger mys,elf 4 you
You: Why dont you make proper use of your fingers, and make me a sandwich.
Stranger: hnere is my li,nk http://nn.rs/e95
You: What? I don’t have time for zelda you whore, now get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich. And I swear to god you had better not put pickles on it…
Stranger: u have an accounxt there?
You: Thats it.
You: First thing in the morning I’m reinstalling the chain.
Stranger: it’s free jst m ,ake one and msg wetamy
You: Chains are’nt free, you bimbo.

]]> By: emily http://giveupinternet.com/2009/05/05/4-new-funny-omegle-conversations-funniest-omegle-logs/comment-page-5/#comment-401907 emily Thu, 26 Jan 2012 04:18:05 +0000 http://giveupinternet.com/?p=3324#comment-401907 Question to discuss: You have the oppurtunity to be the opposite sex for 24 hours, what is the first thing you do as a new guy/girl and what do you now look like? Stranger 2: go on omegle and answer this question saying " it happened" Stranger 2 has disconnected Question to discuss:
You have the oppurtunity to be the opposite sex for 24 hours, what is the first thing you do as a new guy/girl and what do you now look like?
Stranger 2: go on omegle and answer this question saying ” it happened”
Stranger 2 has disconnected

]]> By: alice in wonderland http://giveupinternet.com/2009/05/05/4-new-funny-omegle-conversations-funniest-omegle-logs/comment-page-5/#comment-401904 alice in wonderland Thu, 26 Jan 2012 04:12:03 +0000 http://giveupinternet.com/?p=3324#comment-401904 You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: You got insanely drunk last night at a party and you wake up with a sex change... whats your reaction? and what do you do about it? Stranger 1: COOL A PENIS Stranger 1: THAT I CAN BARELY USE Stranger 1: SWEET Stranger 1 has disconnected You’re now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
You got insanely drunk last night at a party and you wake up with a sex change… whats your reaction? and what do you do about it?
Stranger 1: COOL A PENIS
Stranger 1: THAT I CAN BARELY USE
Stranger 1: SWEET
Stranger 1 has disconnected

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