4 New Funny Omegle Convos | Funniest Omegle Logs
connecting to server…
you’re now chatting with a random stranger. say hi!
stranger: greetings you delicious stranger
you: thanks
stranger: that wasn’t a compliment
you: i know
stranger: how was your day?
stranger: did you meet tim at the mall?
you: yeah
stranger: that guy is such a douche
stranger: don’t you think?
you: yeah i think so too
stranger: i know you are a spambot
stranger: bye forever
connecting to server…
stranger: hi
stranger: a/s/l
you: tell me a story
stranger: once upon a time
stranger: there was a stranger
stranger: he said
stranger: f_ck you
connecting to server…
looking for someone you can chat with. hang on.
you’re now chatting with a random stranger. say hi!
you: you walk into a room and see a flash what do you do?
stranger: turn around and walk out
you: cowardice.
you: you lost the game.
connecting to server…
looking for someone you can chat with. hang on.
you’re now chatting with a random stranger. say hi!
stranger: hi
you: you walk into a room and see a flash what do you do?
stranger: smile
you: unable to see anything, you smiled. someone suddenly thrust something like a microphone in your hands, then walked back into the room. what you do?
stranger: speak
you: you spoke.
you: as the flash thins off, you notice several beaten down and a few dead people in the room, and a staircase going down.
you: you look at your hand and see a small blunt weapon covered in blood.
you: you started to hear police sirens. what you do?
stranger: run
you: you started running. two police officers saw you. they drew their guns and started shooting. what you do?
stranger: ninja
you: you try to ninja your way out. a bullet pierced through your forehead. h_adshot, b_tch.
you: you lost the game.
stranger: lawl
Thanks M. Tekin for the logs
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: good job!
Stranger: thanks!
You: you’re officially the most retarded person between the 2 of us!
You: do you wish to accept your ribbon?
Stranger: i think not!
You: so i can keep it?
Stranger: well if u dont mind i dont hav a speech
You: Nope, I definitely don’t not mind.
Stranger: then ill take it!
You: in the butt?
Stranger: well! i never!
You: first anal huh?
You: its ok its awesome
You: for both of us ;D
You: dont worry most nerve endings are in the anus
Stranger: such rudeness not to be expected from a kind internet stranger!
You: why not
You: and if im so kind, how can i be rude
Stranger: well mayb im just naive bc i assume all internet strangers r kind
You: does that include you or no?
Stranger: yes… yes it does!
You: why did you say “yes” twice in the same sentence
Stranger: ur a tricky little fucker arnet you?
You: no
You: do you think i am?
You: its all relative, really.
Stranger: that is the assesment i have made…. yes
You: you haven’t assessed anything yet.
You: did you file it with the bureau of assessments?
You: even if you did, theres a 20 day waiting period
Stranger: yes i did! and i locked the file cabnet and fed the key to my cat
You: but theres still 20 days
You: until it becomes an official assessment
You: its all politics
Stranger: well not if ur the keeper of the files, which i am!
You: but still, you’re a liar for saying you made an assessment
Stranger: no im not. u common folk just dont understand the complex systems lik this
You: define common
Stranger: why! il do nothing of the sort!
You: what’s a sort
Stranger: it shall remain an enigma for you, while i shall know!
You: what’s an enigma
Stranger: yes, i would expect you to ask. that is now your problem, hahaha good luck sleeping tonight!
Stranger: wahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: how does one really “sleep”?
You: and is there a such thing as “good” luck?
You: whats the solution to a problem
You: how can you expect me to ask
You: what’s a “wahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Stranger: omg my dads home! hes gonna beat me! g2g!
You: ok!
You: take it in the ass!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: **Disclaimer: Everything I say should be taken literally and 100% serious. Seriously.**
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: im going to rape you in the ear while you sleep
Stranger: ok I will take it serious
You: why
You: its a joke you creep
Stranger: what if aI wake up
You: idk what if you wake up
Stranger: you must be awful young
You: you must be awfully immature to play off of my young age and thrust yourself up on the power scale
You: you are just trying to win your father’s approval
You: tsk tsk
You: channeling your energy into other facets of life
You: yet you are going nowhere
Stranger: what is your age and sex
You: just give up young apprentice, just give up
You: im a 45 year old fat guy eating 89 cent burritos from taco bell while talking on omegle to find friends
You: you?
Stranger: I am to smart to talk to you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: someones gay?
Stranger: there is alot of gay people
You: someones gay?
Stranger: alot of people are
You: someones gay?
Stranger: i bey you are
You: someones gay?
Stranger: r u?
You: someones gay?
Stranger: im sure you are
You: someones gay?
Stranger: and
You: someones gay?
Stranger: me
You: someones gay?
Stranger: i am not
You: someones gay?
Stranger: no
You: someones gay?
Stranger: sorry
You: someones gay?
Stranger: not
You: someones gay?
Stranger: sorry
You: someones gay?
Stranger: why
You: someones gay?
Stranger: how
You: someones gay?
Stranger: what?
You: someones gay?
Stranger: rally?
You: someones gay?
Stranger: no
You: someones gay?
Stranger: r u serious
You: someones ultragay?
Stranger: you are
You: someones ultragay?
Stranger: i know
You: someones ultragay?
Stranger: u said so
You: someones ultragay?
Stranger: what?
You: someones ultragay?
Stranger: no way
You: someones ultragay?
Stranger: omg
You: someones ultragay?
Stranger: u are
You: someones ultragay?
Stranger: i kow
You: someones ultragay?
Stranger: yeah
You: someones ultragay?
Stranger: really?????
You: someones ultragay?
Stranger: u sad that before
You: someones mega-gay?
Stranger: no
You: someones mega-gay?
Stranger: i cant believe it
You: someones mega-gay?
Stranger: when did u come out of the closet
You: someones mega-gay?
Stranger: not too long ago
You: someones mega-gay?
Stranger: what
You: someones mega-gay?
Stranger: r u serious
You: someones mega-gay?
Stranger: u have to be
You: someones mega-gay?
Stranger: i knew u were
You: someones mega-gay?
Stranger: why are you doing this
You: someones gay?
Stranger: ????
You: someones gay?
Stranger: que?
You: someones gay?
Stranger: no comprede
You: someones gay?
Stranger: no se
You: someones gay?
Stranger: qie
You: someones gay?
Stranger: omg
You: someones gay?
Stranger: no
Stranger: way
You: ]someones gay?
Stranger: haha
You: someones gay?
Stranger: jaja
You: someones gay?
Stranger: whait
You: someones gay?
Stranger: what???
You: someones gay?
Stranger: no
You: someones gay?
Stranger: no puede ser
Stranger: adios
You: someones king of gays?
Stranger: thats what they call you
You: someones king of gays?
Stranger: u are
You: someones king of gays?
Stranger: i know
You: someones king of gays?
Stranger: you are
You: someones king of gays?
Stranger: omg
You: someones king of gays?
Stranger: haha
You: someones king of gays?
You: someones king of gays?
Stranger: haha
You: someones king of gays?
Stranger: ok
You: someones king of gays?
Stranger: this is
You: someones king of gays?
Stranger: gay
You: someones king of gays?
Stranger: see you
You: someones king of gays?
Stranger: later
You: someones king of gays?
Stranger: have
You: someones king of gays?
Stranger: a
You: someones king of gays?
You: someones king of gays?
Stranger: great
You: someones king of gays?
Stranger: day
You: someones king of gays?
Stranger: ok
You: someones king of gays?
Stranger: peace
You: someones king of gays?
Stranger: bye
You: someones king of gays?
You: fag leaving?
Stranger: adios
You: fag leaving?
Stranger: i have homework
You: fag leaving?
Stranger:
You: fag leaving?
Stranger: it sucks
You: fag leaving?
Stranger: i have to
You: fag leaving?
Stranger: get it done
You: fag leaving?
Stranger: before
You: fag leaving?
Stranger: i go out
You: fag leaving?
Stranger: see you
You: fag leaving?
Stranger: bye
You: fag leaving?
Stranger: yes
You: fag leaving?
Stranger: sorry
You: fag leaving?
Stranger: last time bye
You: fag leaving?
Your conversational partner has disconnected
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: someones gay?
Stranger: not me
You: someones gay?
Stranger: nope
You: someones gay?
Stranger: maybe you
You: someones gay?
Stranger: but not me
You: someones gay?
Stranger: you’re a slow typer
You: someones gay?
Stranger: naah
You: someones gay?
Stranger: stop talking about yourself! damn
You: someones gay?
Stranger: SOMEONES GAY? yeah, it’s you actually.
You: someones gay?
Stranger: i love gay people
You: someones gay?
Stranger: especially you
You: someones gay?
Stranger: you’re my favoite
You: someones gay?
Stranger: shh don’t tell anyone
You: someones gay?
Stranger: okok ill come out of the closet
You: someones ultragay?
Stranger: i’m gay!
You: someones ultragay?
Stranger: sheesh
You: someones ultragay?
Stranger: YES I’M ULTRAGAY
You: someones ultragay?
Stranger: YESSS I LOVE IT IN THE BUTT
You: someones ultragay?
Stranger: <3333 you know it.
You: someones ultragay?
Stranger: lemme hear you say aah
You: someones ultragay?
Stranger: yum
You: someones ultragay?
Stranger: YES
Stranger: GOD DAMN
You: hahah you said youre gay
You have disconnected.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i’m not retarded, are you?
Stranger: yeah duiiii
You: i’m not retarded, are you?
Stranger: fml
You: i’m not retarded, are you?
Stranger: nop
You: i’m not retarded, are you?
Stranger: nbtgkmdccv;lfvtgyucfl;’o[
Stranger: f'tgp-y[h
Stranger: f
Thg
You: i'm not retarded, are you?
Stranger: Ff
GT]hyF
TGhGF
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Stranger: tgyh
Stranger: g
Stranger: ftujyt
Stranger: ghjmnuhgfg
Stranger: nm
Stranger: tg
Stranger: yhju
Stranger: juhytgfgh
Stranger: yg
Stranger: tfrg
Stranger: bhf
Stranger: gh
Stranger: gf
Stranger: fgh
Stranger: ygtfr
Stranger: ghg
Stranger: fd
Stranger: fgh
Stranger: f
Stranger: g
Stranger: fd
Stranger: g
Stranger: vfd
Stranger: gtf
Stranger: ed]fd
Stranger: fd
Stranger: c
Stranger: cf
Stranger: gv
Stranger: g
Stranger: v
Stranger: gg
Stranger: vg
Stranger: v
Stranger: g
Stranger: vg
Stranger: v
Stranger: gv
Stranger: g
Stranger: gv
Stranger: gg
Stranger: g
Stranger: g
Stranger: g
Stranger: g
Stranger: g
Stranger: g
Stranger: g
Stranger: g
Stranger: g
Stranger: g
Stranger: g
Stranger: g
Stranger: g
Stranger: g
Stranger: g
Stranger: g
Stranger: g
Stranger: g
Stranger: n
Stranger: n
Stranger: n
Stranger: n
Stranger: n
Stranger: n
You: i’m not retarded, are you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i heard you suck dick?
Stranger: yes!
You: i heard you suck dick?
Stranger: tasty
You: i heard you suck dick?
Stranger: ;jklfsdkf
You: do you watch pay gorn
Stranger: gay porn, yeah
You: no you ninnyhammer
You: pay gorn
Stranger: i donno what that is
You: *facepalm*
You: you serious
Stranger: yeah *cowers in corner*
You: get in the corner delicious stranger
You: while i seduce you with my zebra fur
Stranger: yeah, no
You: why
Stranger: cos im not a furry
You: how can you say yeah and no
You: that contradicts
You: liar!
Stranger: i understand
Stranger: fuck off
You: wanna watch?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey.
You: ur fuckin cool
Stranger: i know, thanks.
You: sayin “hey” like you own the place
You: who the FUCK do you think you are
You: honestly
You: anywho
You: don’t worry how my wrist got so freeze, tell ya girl like doritos thats nacho cheese
Stranger: nice.
Stranger: well, bye.
You: i agree
You: no
You: wait
You: let’s chat
You: so? how’s the wife
You: i havent seen you in ages
Stranger: great.. i know, what have you been up too?
You: since the last BBQ that your dad shot a squirrel with your bb gun
You: nothing much, nothing much
You: just work you know
You: porn has gotten big nowadays
You: work has become so much of a hassle
Stranger: but honestly, gotta go. dont want to waste any time on you, you know?
You: no
You: wait
You: why
You:
You: i thought we had something
Stranger: your probably like 14 dude..
You: i love you
You: please dont leave me
You: im 17
You: and all alone
Stranger: you’ll live.
You: no
You: i just died
Stranger: im sorry.
You: *death*
Stranger: nicee. well cyaaa.
You: no worries i ressurrected myself
You: now we can talk!
You: where are you from
Stranger: lol. really?
Stranger: michigan.. you?
You: no shit
You: illinois
Stranger: nicee.
You: illini>wolverines
You: and spartans
You: and lions
You: bears much better
Stranger: well im not a michigan fan.. so it’s alright.
You: oh well thats good
You: k i gotta go
You have disconnected.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: sippin sizzurp
Stranger: heyy
You: y’dig
You: sheeeeeeet wazz up gurl
You: how u bee
Stranger: nuthin babe im great
You: i have a boner
Stranger: oo i know what to do with that
Stranger: how big?
You: like 3 cm
Stranger: dayummm thats huge!
You: i know
You: thx babyyy
Stranger: ill put it in a lawnmover
You: whyyy
Stranger:
You:
You: that’s hot
Stranger: its hawt
You: nice
You: you get me babe
Stranger: when you’re bleeding all over the place
You: you really understand me
You: mmmmm
You: blood sacrifice
Stranger: fuck yeah
You: fuck yeah babe
You: cut off my balls
You: mmmmm
Stranger: then ill feed it to you
You: OMG
You: I JUST CAME
Stranger: FUCKKK YEAH
You: hellz yeah
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
take care
Stranger: hello
You: dino dino dino saur
Stranger: dude or bitch/
You: whore
You: or skank
You: or slut
You: whichever you prefer to call me
Stranger: shit
Stranger: you know life is big shit
You: yup. ive yet to see bigger shit
Stranger: my shit?
Stranger: or your bf shit?
You: i have bf shit? aha
Stranger: im talkin about penis babe
You: bahaha
Stranger: asl?
You: well you know what they say about size vs. ego
Stranger: HOT
Stranger: so asl?
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: need to know if you can be my babe
You: lmao 16 skank australia
You: im no ones babe
You: aha
Stranger: sweet
You: you?
Stranger: 18 male australia no joke im surprised
You: serious? aha
You: what state?
Stranger: yup
Stranger: your state is my stae
Stranger: state
Stranger: i mean
You: sure thing
You: my house then? aha
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: if you want to
You: lmao
Stranger: you make make me fall for you
You: haha well there’s nothing to catch you so watch out
Stranger: are you hot
You: i’m smoking lmao
Stranger: to tell you the truth
You: hm?
Stranger: im an emo
You: haha great for you
Stranger: you make bleed
Stranger: i love you
You: now we’re onto crazy shit huh? lmao
Stranger: think of me and ill think of you
You: haha
Stranger: LMFAO
Stranger: hey i think youre beautiful
You: haha just personality-wise?
Stranger: just like the stars in the sky
You: haha aw how sweet
Stranger: what do you mean?
Stranger: thank you
You: well you have no idea what i look like hey?
You: lmao
Stranger: i think youre perfect
Stranger: not kidding
Stranger: not telling you this to like
Stranger: me
Stranger: this is how i feel
You: haha you might not be kidding, though you might just not know what you’re saying
Stranger: with you its different
Stranger: though i cant see you
You: haha
You: i’m not the only girl out here that will make you feel this way
Stranger: dont you feel the same way
Stranger: im weirded out really
Stranger: but
Stranger: i like you
You: haha great
You: well theres a difference when you say like
Stranger: oh youre a nice girl
Stranger: a sweet girl
You: haha thanks
Stranger: make sure youre bf not gonna hurt you
Stranger: or else ill hurt him
You: lmao
You: xD
Stranger: i can see from the way you talk that youre a nice person
Stranger: youre the longestperson i ever talk with
You: haha really?
Stranger: wait my sisters comin
You: lmao okay
Stranger: im back
You: welcome back xD
Stranger: wait
You: hm?
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: im so sorry
You: for what?
Stranger: my siter kept on comin
Stranger: back
You: haha no worries its fine
You: xD
Stranger: its weirdyoure not askin me questions
You: haha what questions should i be asking?
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: usually girls would ask you stuff
Stranger: but i like you
Stranger: youre different
You: lmao haha yea im not the same as anyone xD
You: well hopefully im not o.o
Stranger: hey am i makin you fall in love
You: i dont fall in love within minutes haha
Stranger: for such things
Stranger: i am sayin
Stranger: oh i see
You:
Stranger: i thought i was
Stranger: cause thats what im tryin to do
You: haha
Stranger: i really like you
You: well no kidding i like this conversation and all
You: that doesnt mean im in love haha
Stranger: i never felt this way before
Stranger: so i guess this is goodbye
You: are you pulling my leg? o.O
You: why’s it goodbye? O_o
Stranger: because this conversatiion is going to be nothing after all
Stranger: okay
You: no way silly
Stranger: so good bye
You: hey hold on
You: you dont just leave me that quick
You: haha
Stranger: saying that means you like me back
You: course i like you haha
Stranger: really?
Stranger: by like do you mean love?
Stranger: i hope so
You: no
You: you dont love that quick
Stranger: maybe when we graduate
Stranger: ill come to your castle
Stranger: and rescue you
You: hahaha wait wait
Stranger: so we can be together
You: i dont have a castle haha
Stranger: think of us as a fairytale
You: lmao
Stranger: that way you have a castle
You: hey hold on listen to me for a sec
Stranger: okay
You: make friends before love
You: that make sense to you?
Stranger: what do you mean
You: well
You: you should be friends before anything like love happens
Stranger: hey this isthe longest conversation i have ever had
Stranger: in this omegle thing
You: haha great
Stranger: i know you might be scared
You: i’m not scared o.O
Stranger: but can you show me your picturre
Stranger: i like to think of you
Stranger: im not scammer
Stranger: or stalker
You: lmao
Stranger: i wont hurt you
You: how about you show me your picture?
Stranger: im tellin the truth
Stranger: please believe me
Stranger: ive never felt the same way before really
You: lol
Stranger: okay ill show you
You: theres other girls out there that will make you feel the same way
Stranger: but will you show me yours
You: lol maybe
You: how am i gunna show you anyway though?
Stranger: wait
You: hm?
Stranger: okay
Stranger: o have to go
Stranger: I LOVE YOU
You: haha
Stranger: REMEMBER THAT
You: bye then nice meeting you
You: haha alright
Stranger: YOU TOO
You: have a good life
You: hope you find a good girl to love
Stranger: PLEASE DONT TELL ME THAT
Stranger: IT HURTS ME
You: o.O
Stranger: TO SAY YOURE NOT THAT PERFECT GIRL
Stranger: OKAY
You: lol
Stranger: THIS IS REALLY GOODBYE
You: bye then
You: haha
Stranger: I LOVE YOU………..
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Im soo horny.
Stranger: asl
You: 18 f California
Stranger: 22 male missouri
You: nice
Stranger: well lets do it
You: Ok
You: I take my rhino out of his cage.
You: It stomps twice to show that this is his territory.
Stranger: \ok
You: It charges.
You: You are flung into a nearby tree
You: Critical hit!
You: -7 HP
You: Turned on yet?
Stranger: no not yet
Stranger: i need
You: Hmm..
Stranger: somethin better
You: My Rhino returns to me.
Stranger: like get me horny
You: I feed it Potion of the Goat
Stranger: talk 2 me horny
You: +5 attack
You: It charges again.
You: Critical hit!
You: -15 HP
You: You have been impaled with my Rhinos horn.
You: My Rhino returns to me,
Stranger: i dnt get it
You: you are lifeless.
You: Wow that was so hot.
You: Thanks.
You: I really needed that.
Stranger: lets get it down
Stranger: plz
You: Mmm i dont think I can anymore.
You: After that,
You: im just so exhausted.
Stranger: come on
Stranger: hey my cousin
Stranger: wants 2 kno
Stranger: if u can give him some
You: My Rhino is pretty warn out..
You: but I can ask..
You: My Rhino awakens.
You: He says he will do what he can.
You: My Rhino charges your cousin.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: YOU
Stranger: me?
You: yes YOU
Stranger: hello
Stranger: what do you want?
You: dont you DARE say hello to m
You: e
You: you pesent
You: how DARE you talk like that to me
Stranger: so what do you want me to say?
Stranger: who are you?
Stranger: haha
You: i am the queen
Stranger: of?
You: show some respect
You: of EVERYTHING
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ok
Stranger: respect
You: thats more like it
Stranger: bueno
You: bueno yourself
Stranger: thanks
You: no problemo chump
Stranger: you chump!
Stranger: queen of the chump
You: and im allowed to call you a chump becuase im the queen of EVERYTHING but chumos
You: chumps
Stranger: i don’t think so
Stranger: you’re a chump
You: :O
You: how DARE you talk to me like that
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: wanna be my friend?
Stranger: already am
You: ok good .
Stranger: cool
You: how are you best friend?
Stranger: im fine and u best friend?
You: im good . thanks for asking buddy.
Stranger: oh no problem
You: ih
Stranger: hi
You: are you how
Stranger: do you speak english?…
You: english i speak
Stranger: what nationality are you?
You: Netherlands from im
Stranger: ew, wtf.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
the force is strong in this one
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: money over bitches.
Stranger: fuck bitches get money
You: truth
Stranger: preach
You have disconnected.
very good
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: wanna play pokemon
Stranger: yes
You: ok!
You: i choose a level 63 marowak!
You: no!
You: i switched
Stranger: !!
You: to a level 5 magikarp!
Stranger: Then I will use
You: he uses *splash*
You: this attack has no effect
You: ha!
Stranger: A magikard as well
You: -0 HP!
Stranger: SPLAH BATTLE
You: *splash*
Stranger: *SPLASH
You: *splash*
Stranger: *splash*
You: *splash*
Stranger: *splash*
You: *splash*
Stranger: *splash*
You: *SPLASH!*
Stranger: You win
You: mice!
You: what do i win!
Stranger: A RARE CANDY
You: *magikarp +1 level*
You: yipee!
You: neato!
You: gee willikers!
Stranger: !!!
You: my magikarp just learned a new move!
Stranger: WHAT IS IT
You: New Move-Splash!
You: yay!
Stranger: Yay
You: now i can beat you
Stranger: again
You: i choose magikarp!
You: level 6!
Stranger: Oh no
You: oh yeah.
Stranger: I choose KAKUNA
Stranger: Use Harden!
You: OOOOOH!
You: *splash*
Stranger: *harden*
You: your defense is lowered -1!
You: aw you used harden
You: your defense is raised +1
You: *splash*
Stranger: I only know harden
You: your defense is lowered -1!
Stranger:
You: your turn
Stranger: My harden is out of PP!
You: here-
You: PP UP
Stranger: *harden
You: your defense is raised +1
You: *splash*
You: your defense is lowered -1!
You: aha!
Stranger: *self destruct*
You: what now
Stranger: BOON
You: are you dead?
Stranger: M
Stranger: yes
You: you mean boom.
You: not boonm
You: wait
You: is my cock a kakuna since all it knows is harden…?
Stranger: MY GOD
Stranger: It must be
You: whoa!
You: weird!
Stranger: mine too !
You: im a genius!
You: lets rub cocks!
Stranger: Does it know STRING SHOT
You: (NO HOMO)
You: nah man
You: it knows splash
You: and solarbeam
Stranger: Huzzah
You: chyeah
You: cockfight
You: ready?
You: GO!
You: *cock*
Stranger: OKAY
Stranger: *cock*
You: tie
Stranger: ohoho
You: we tied up our cocks
You: no homo
Stranger: no homo indeed
You: my balls just learned a new move!
Stranger: What is it!?
You: uhh
You: you really wanna know
You: once you know i have to use it against you
Stranger: I must know
You: ok
You: they learned metronome!
Stranger: !!!
You: yeah!
Stranger: I dont stand a chance
You: my cock used *harden*
Stranger: I only know harden and string shot
You: o noez!
You: my balls are using hydro pump!
You: look out!
Stranger: *dodges*
You: phew
You: good one bruh
You: that was close
Stranger: almost hit me
You: you were an asian dick away from being hit
Stranger: rofl
You: *wipes sweat from forehead and says phew*
You: anyway
You: wanna play yu gi oh
You: thats what the real ballers play
Stranger: does that involve dicks too
You: you wanna be a real baller?
You: OF COURSE IT INVOLVES DICKS
You: gosh!
You: are you gay or something?
Stranger: I want to be a baller
You: damn you are a baller
You: youre gangster for saying you wanna suck on ballers
You: *be a baller
You: rofl
You: anyway
Stranger: oh god
You: i choose yu gi
You: no homo
Stranger: I choooooose
You: YOU!
You: sorry im getting sucked in
You: haha sucked
You: like a penis
Stranger: lolololol
You: lolol
You: yo bro
You: ever get a z-job?
Stranger: a what?
You: a z-job
Stranger: I dont know what that is >.>
You: ah forget it…if you dont know what it is you cant afford it
Stranger:
You: rofl
You: peace bro no homo
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HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ur lame
Stranger: you are
You: somebodys gay?
Stranger: you are
You: somebodys gay?
Stranger: yea
You: somebodys gay?
Stranger: yea
You: haha fag!
You: anyway what up
Stranger: that was retarded
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You: i smoke weed
Stranger: yeah bye
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You: bonjour
Stranger: am looking for a female 2 talk 2
You: same
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Stranger: RON?
You: HARRY!?
Stranger: I FOUND YOU AT LAST!
You: FINALLY!!
Stranger:
You: Ive been so lost without you Harry.
Stranger: as have i ronald. as have i.
Stranger: i was worried terrible the death eaters had got you.
Stranger: that you were lost forever.
Stranger: </3
You: I was worried the he who must not be named got his sweet revenge after all of these years
Stranger: i know. its a great fear i have. do worry. im strong.
You: I have faith in you.
Stranger: good. its all you will need.
You: how are things going with Snape, I know how he likes to ride your ass, jealous bastard.
Stranger: not so well im afraid. last time was rather painful. needed serious medical attention.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello, and welcome to the Jomegle Communications Platform.
Stranger: Please enter your username.
You: me jack off now?
Stranger: *** Your username must not contain any spaces (‘ ‘).
Stranger: Try again.
You: me jack off now?
Stranger: *** Your username must not contain any spaces (‘ ‘).
Stranger: Try again.
You: mejackoffnow
Stranger: *** You are now known as mejackoffnow
Stranger: You’re almost set! Please answer the following question:
Stranger: Twenty minus seven equals ?
You: uh 13
Stranger: That is incorrect. Try another.
Stranger: 87, forty, fifty nine, 63, 96 or thirty four: which of these is the largest?
You: my cock
Stranger: That is incorrect. Try another.
Stranger: The list Linda, Brian, face and chin contains how many body parts?
You: including brians cock, 3
Stranger: That is incorrect. Try another.
Stranger: What is Thomas’ name?
You: Sarah
Stranger: That is incorrect. Goodbye!
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You: 8======================================================D
Stranger: …
You: …
Stranger: U r gay
You: You’re gayer for talking to me then aren’t you?
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Stranger: hey im a horny grl who wants someone to talk dirty to me
You: i love you
Stranger: ummm
You: oh you said dirty
You: ok
You: so im washing your laundry, and i DONT use tide stain remover
You: oooh sexy
You: this is getting hot
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Stranger: asl
You: i love you
Stranger: aww me tooo
Stranger: asl?
You: 17 m usa
You: u?
Stranger: 16 f usa
You: good i was worried saying i love you could be gay
Stranger: wanna talk dirty?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
You: sure
You: so im washing laundry, and i DONT use tide stain remover
You: ohhh this is getting hot
You: your turn
You: go
You: im getting turned off
You: go
Stranger: i rub my vagina on ur clothes making them increasingly more dirty
You: i dont like dirty vaginas
You: thats repulsive
You: my penis just threw up
You: you dont know how to talk dirty do you
You: this is really lame
You: leave now
Stranger: ummm i believe u started by talking about TIDE
Stranger: i wasnt given much to work with hoebag
You: clitfaced chodebucket!
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You: i love you
Stranger: asl
You: i/love/you
You: you?
Stranger: 15m us
You: yes!
You: a boy
You: heehehe
Stranger: asl?
You: 41 m canada
Stranger: you freak
You: why
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You: i lost the game
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Stranger: asl
You: so this one time i painted a squirrel
Stranger: k asl
You: whats asl
Stranger: age sex location
You: 17 and i like to fuck in hotels
Stranger: me 2
You: you know..that reminds me about that time i painted a squirrel
Stranger: did u fuck a squirrel in a hotel
You: NO! what do you think im a freak?!?
You: i painted it first
Stranger: yeah
You: yeah?
Stranger: did it like it’
You: wanna watch squirrel porn with me
Stranger: yes
Stranger: how did u know
You: the best is alvin and the chipmunks squirrel anal bangers XXX DVD #9
Stranger: do u have a squirrrl costum
You: ever seen it?
You: yes i do
Stranger: no
You: aw
You: ur missing out
You: i saw it in 3D
You: well it was in person..or should i saw in squirrel!!!
You: *say
Stranger: i have 1 u want to fuck with in a hotel with them on
You: painted of course?
Stranger: no
You: fag!
Stranger: jdklgjsdolfk diopfj klbn d fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu fucccckk uuuuuuuuuuuuu
You: you realize im a man right
Stranger: jkfhsdkl nfvherjfjsklfjsdlfdfjlsdkfj lsdkfj ioejhfonvcnsdk nhwefjkljfkojf hng jjjj
Stranger: man vagina
You: mangina
Stranger: pussy
You: *you
Stranger: jhkdf gkogdfjk dfjkg no u
You: im a pussy?
Stranger: nhjk jgjkdf
Stranger: yep and u fight like 1 2
You: you are what you eat you chodebucket
You: that means you eat buckets of chodes^
You: and you also fight like one
Stranger: no really dumb ass
You: *you
Stranger: dumb ass fucking bitch
You: *you
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Stranger: cybersex?m 19 usa asl?
You: *cockslap*
Stranger: ouch
You: *cockslap*
Stranger: ouch
You: *cockslap*
Stranger: stop
You: *cockslap*
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You: PLEASE DONT TYPE IN CAPS
Stranger: OK I WONT
You: OK GOOD NOW ON TO BUSINESS
You: WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT BETWEEN 11 AND 12
Stranger: Having sex with this hot chick
You: ooh i like lesbians
You: wanna fuck?
Stranger: R u a guy!
You: no youre a girl
Stranger: R u a girl
You: no youre a girl
Stranger: No I’m not
You: yeah
You: then why did i just fuck you
You: *fuck*
You: that makes you gay
Stranger: No it doesn’t
You: yeah it does
You: how DOESNT it
Stranger: Your probably a pedophile
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You: YOUR LATE
Stranger: Am I ?
You: yes
You: you said you’d be on time
Stranger: I Apologiz…
You: how many times have I told you about this
You: I forgive you.
You: You got the boxes?
Stranger: Thanks
Stranger: I Do..
You: I’m gonna need those boxes.
Stranger: Right..
You: They contain ultra spy info I need by tuesday.
Stranger: rRight.Ill ake sure And get Them to You By Tuesday..
You: Thanks. Make sure theres no frogs in them this time.
Stranger: Haha Yeah sorry about that last time..
You: I couldn’t belive my eyes when I opened that box. That frog spewed right in my eye.
Stranger: Realy :O
Stranger: Sorry …
Stranger: Wont happen again..
You: I had to get some eyedrops. Then I met a man named carl and he lent me a tissue and everything was fine.
Stranger: Carl..?
You: Carl the gorilla man
Stranger: I know Him Well
You: He’s a reasonable man, a bit tall but whatever.
Stranger: Yeah I know..Its odd..
You: He always turns up when you least expect it
Stranger: I know..
Stranger: Hes sneaky Like That Man From mr Deed.s
You: Yeah…he scares me a bit. I fear him. And his pet hyena.
Stranger: His Pet hyena Is Very Frightful..
You: It bit me once. I had to be badgaed up and I looked like a zombie mummy type thing.
Stranger: Oh Sounds Bad..
You: Oh it was. I’ll never forget that day.
Stranger: I’ll Never forget The Day I Met Carl..
You: Me neither. He turned up in a red lorry the first time I saw him. Then we drove off into the sunset while eating peanut butter on toast.
Stranger: Yes..He Alwyas talks About Peanut Butter ?
You: I think he has a fetish for it.
Stranger: He also Has a Foot fetish I belive..
You: Yes…he’s strange like that.
You: Soooooo….I have to go and water my turtle now…but it has been a pleasure speaking to you …person.
Stranger: It has also Been a leasuer Speaking to You ..Person..
You: Say hi to carl for me.
Stranger: I must Go meet Carl
Stranger: I Shall..
You: Lol see ya.
Stranger: Byee :L
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You: are u a wizard
how do you know you found myu throught identity
Stranger: no
Stranger: are you?
You: yes i am a wizard of how is that suck ass school called
You: eh….. hogwarts
You: yeah from hogwarts
You: do you belief me
Stranger: no. you cant be from hogwarts because its school there atm and no electricity works there.
Stranger:
You: but its magic electricy
You: i think
Stranger: of coooourse…
Stranger: youre rather from pigfarts.
You:
Stranger: thats because im batman
You: Batmam prove it
You: where that pedo kidd robin
Stranger: im the new batman, not the old 20th century batman.
Stranger: im the cool new one.
Stranger: i need no robin
You: i like the old one he was my buddy
You: the knew one bullies me on school
Stranger: ooooh… then youre the nerd i bully when im bored
Stranger: ?
You: im not the nerd im the cool one
You: i can prove it
You: i always have my calculator with me
You: you see al cool kids have that
Stranger: ooh, ok.
Stranger: so youre the cool nerd.
Stranger: sry.
You: its oke i dont care but my calculator is made
You: in secret he is a transformer
You: and he wants to kick some ass
Stranger: not mine.
You: to late he is already flying towards your house
Stranger: NO!
Stranger: welll… ill have to get my army of bumblebees then.
Stranger: they will kill him.
You: what that really sucks
You: eh….. then i have eh…..
You: my toilet transformer
You: and he will also kick some ass
Stranger: my teddy bear will eat him
You: youre wright you wine
You: win
You: do you want a ribbon
You: or a cookie
You: you can choose
Stranger: of course a cookie
Stranger: what should i do with a ribbon?
You: yeah i ate the cookies
You: we only have ribbons
Stranger: then i want a ribbon
Stranger: they taste not bad either
You: i also ate the ribbons i was really hungry
Stranger: kinda salty
You: i know
Stranger: yeah i understand
Stranger: good.
Stranger: well.
Stranger: then my bumblebees will kill you too.
You: what….
You: they wil never find the box i live in
You: I am in secret a hobo wizard
Stranger: my teddybear has a GPS navigation system
Stranger: he will find you
Stranger: and then he will eat all your fingers.
Stranger: one after another
Stranger: and then he will destroy your home and kill your family
You: what my family nooooo not my family of cookies
You: eat my fingers eat my cereal box but not my cookies
Stranger: okay.
Stranger: ill eat both.
Stranger: and then my bumblebees eat your eyes
Stranger: so you dont see when i also eat your cookies
Stranger: haha!
You: hehehe luckily you dont know the cookies are poisend
Stranger: oh man…
You: shit i just told you
Stranger: i die.
Stranger: please.
Stranger: aaaah.
Stranger: i die
You: wai
Stranger: oh.
Stranger: these cookies
Stranger: aaaaah!
You: i have a cure
Stranger: give it!
Stranger: pleeeeeeease!
You: o wait sorry just ate was hungry
Stranger: maaan.
Stranger: no ill die.
Stranger: before i die
Stranger: i have to shut down my pc
Stranger: so bye
You: you can use my cereal box as a grave stone
You: by
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Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: asl
You: 25 female thailand
Stranger: cool
Stranger: wanna trade pics
You: i sad
Stranger: y
You: tongpo, he rape me
Stranger: you ok
You: i very sad
You: knocksucow is going to kick his ass
Stranger: he better
You: now kiki even too
Stranger: can i see wat you look like
You: no
hahahahahahahaha i made this epic by being dull
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Stranger: Hey babe!
You: hi
You: asl
Stranger: 17 f us
Stranger: You?
You: 16 m canada
Stranger: Cool.
Stranger: So
Stranger: whats up?
You: nm u?
Stranger: Nothing really, just bored and looking for something to do
You: ya
You: it is late lol
Stranger:
You:
You: so
Stranger: SOO
Stranger: Haha
Stranger: what do you wanna do?
You: cant do much on this text thing
You: only type lol
Stranger: yup…:)
You: so wut do we do
You: all u can really do is talk
Stranger: Well cutie what do you want to talk about? Haha
You: uhmm
You: lol
You: idk really
Stranger: GOD. YOU ARE SO DULL. OBVIOUSLY I WANT TO CHATSEX WITH YOU. NEXT TIME, TAKE A FUCKING HINT!
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You: heyyyyyyo
Stranger: hiii (:
You: asl?
Stranger: 19 f usa
You: whats up baby gurl im 20 m us where you at in the states
Stranger: Pennsylvania.
You: PA is for pussies no homo
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Colorado
You: whachu know bout that
Stranger: hahaha…interesting.
You: so you get into freaky role play on here or what?
Stranger: eh, i do like cyber and stuff on here sometimes.
You: just winderin im kinda new to this random convo thing
You: so what is ur ideal man
Stranger: outgoing. funny. caring. friendly. have stuff in common. just really awesome. haha.
You: damn id go gay for that dude no joke
Stranger: hahahaha
You: hehe
You: no but thats cool what PA like i havent made it anyfarther east than like kansas
Stranger: it’s alright, it’s been super hot lately…like ridiculous. hahaha.
You: it just snowed here this week and the mountains are covered you gotta loove the us
Stranger: ohhh for sure. i’ve never been out that far…the farthest west i’ve been is Missouri.
You: well we both sound like we are pretty isolated then id say
Stranger: lol i guess so!
Stranger: we need to get out more
You: i hear that
You: so are you in college or just chillin
Stranger: collllllege.
Stranger: but i’m home for the summer.
You: o ok thats cool what are you studyin?
Stranger: i’m just general right now. haven’t picked one.
You: thats cool choosin a major is definetly something you dant wanna rush
You: serious life decision and all that
Stranger: yeah, definitely.
You: well what do you like to do
Stranger: hang out with friends, go to concerts, listen to music, drive around, just have fun in any way (: you
You: same whats ur favorite music song band genre whatever
Stranger: i love rock type stuff. hardcore. indie. acoustic. and some rap and pop. my favorite bands right now are Say Anything and As Cities Burn.
You: hmm never heard of either of them so i guess they must be good
Stranger: they’re good. they just aren’t hugely popular and all over the radio.
You: thats what i mean most of the radio is garbage and it usually the bands nobody hears about that are acutually talented
Stranger: mmhmm (:
Stranger: what’s your favorite…genre, band, whatever.
You: i like a lot of stuff defiently not a country fan
You: at the moment ive been exploring the moody blues but i usually blast some dre or neil young or rolling stones or matisyahu or all sorts of stuff reggea, rock rap, elcectronic, classic shit and anything my ear likes
Stranger: that’s really cool (:
You: not that i only have one
You: alright you dont have to answer this question if you dont like but whats your wildest fantasy
Stranger: haha, i really wanna have sex on a beach. horribly. it’s kinda ridiculous.
You: shit we all do
Stranger: hahahah i guess so.
You: like what is sexier than gettin down on a beach feelin the sand and each other
Stranger: very true.
You: you should major in sexology
You: i dont even think its a real word bu o wel
Stranger: hahahaha, that would be interesting. and your homework assignment…to have sex. yes. please.
You: damn id be down to help you study
Stranger: hahaha. good (;
Stranger: i’m really horny right now…maybe we shouldn’t be talking about this. hahaha
You: try being a guy is like the switch is always in the on position from like 17 to 22
You: loll
Stranger: hahahaha.
Stranger: i’ve been hornier than usual lately. hahahaha.
You: ?and why is that
Stranger: lack of sex life right now. haha.
You: well you gotta realse ur energy somewhere
Stranger: hahaha..let’s just masturbation has become a good friend in the past week. hahaha.
You: oooo o are you a squirter???
Stranger: hahaha, yes.
You: shitttttt
You: tttttt
You: ttttttt
Stranger: is that good or bad? lol
You: sexiest thing i could imagine
You: girks who squirt just seem to have really intense orgasms and way more fun fuckin
Stranger: (;
You: damn you sound sexy
Stranger: 5’7″….brown hair…blue eyes…not super skinny but not fat just average….42C chest. holllllaaa(; hahaha
You: mmm
You: id be on that like a hobo on a ham sandwich
Stranger: lol. what do you look like?
You: im 6’1″ brown shaggy hair pretty athletic and you know i got the goods
Stranger: mmm sounds hot (; i’d love for that to be on me (; hahaha
You: i garuntte i could get you off with one finger
Stranger: sexy (;
You: are you gettin wet cuz im pretty damn excited
Stranger: i am extremely wet. hahaha.
You: damn were just two freaks trying to get by
Stranger: haha guess so (;
You: i dont really wanna roleplay but im down from some dirty talk cuz im soooo horny
Stranger: i’m down (;
You: what are you imagining right now?
Stranger: you eating me out.
You: mmmm you taste like sweet fruit
Stranger: mmmm. it feels so good (;
You: i want to grind with you so bad
Stranger: hehe. i want to fuck you horribly. horribly. hahaha…and by horribly…i mean HORRIBLY. hahaha.
You: ooooo i want to get deep inside you and explore your body
Stranger: mmmmm.
You: i think i just jizzed in my pants
Stranger: hahaha. (;
You: sorry i try to keep it sexy but i cant help it sometime
You: but for real i just want to caress you body
Stranger: haha, i wouldn’t mind it
You: you do anal?
Stranger: no, i’ve never tried.
You: curious or not cool?
Stranger: i haven’t decided yet. haha
You: well i would bevery gentle and let you get ontop so you can control
Stranger: i have a feeling that i’d be pretty attracted to you, so i’d be like lets just fucking do it. hahaha
You: o baby i would really give it to you
Stranger: hehe, maybe i like it rough (;
You: uhh oo
You: i love good girls who are just straight up naughty
Stranger: hehe (; …how does this sound?…i straddle your stomach and use your hand to rub my clit….and when i cum all over your hand and stomach and lick it off? (;
You: speechless
You: i wanna feel you soft lips around my raging dick right now so bad
Stranger: hehe. i would love to ride you, or suck you, or give you a handjob, whatever (;
You: i want to give you multiples for hours on end
Stranger: mmmm so hot. (;
Stranger: when you’re eating me out, i’d grab your hair, and push your face into it because it feels amazing.
You: ooooooooooooooo o o oooo
You: fuck yeah
You: i want to slap your ass and pound you dripping cunt
Stranger: mmm sexy (; ….can you get in my bed NOW? hehe
You: shit i already am you better be
You: haha
Stranger: it sounds like we’d have a pretty naughty time (;
You: i think our sexual energies are just perfectly aligned or something
Stranger: hahaha, i know right?!
You: im just imaging us 69ing while you squirt in my face
Stranger: mmm. and when you cum, i would love to swallow it (;
You: ive got a hot load waiting for you
Stranger: mmmmm i’d love to take it.
You: god dAMN
You: i wanna slap your clit with my balls
Stranger: mmmm that would feel amazing.
You: i love the way your pussy squeezes my dick when you squirt
Stranger: hehehe. i love your dick inside of me. it feels amazing.
You: call me daddy and tell me how bad you want it
Stranger: mmm daddy, i want it so fucking bad, i want you to fuck me hard. (;
You: baby you got my dick so swollen it looks like a bee just stung it
You: are you goin manual or dildo vibrator whatsup
Stranger: using my fingers.
You: fuck yeah
Stranger: (; it’s so fun.
Stranger: so how big are you?
You: right now id say 7 in and hard as a rock
You: i wanna use it on you so bad
Stranger: hehe, i would love that.
You: i wanna hear you moan
Stranger: i would moan and scream your name (;
You: i wanna slip in and out of you and hit your g spot
Stranger: mmmmm
You: tell me how bad you want my cum
Stranger: so fucking bad. i want you to cum all over me.
You: i wanna gag you with it and cum in your throat
Stranger: mmm, bring it (;
You: oh my god im gonna explode
Stranger: hehe, (;
You: ooo are you gettin up there yet i need to slow down abit
Stranger: i am definitely about to cum.
You: i wanna hear you scream and squirt
Stranger: mmmmmmmm fuck.
You: just feel my fat dick deep in you while our boddies rub
Stranger: mmmm shiit. i just came. that felt so damn good.
You: oh my god im almost there keep talkin drity baby
Stranger: hehe, i’d love to lick the tip of your dick innocently and slowly a few times…before wrapping my mouth around it and taking it in…inch by inch slowly.
You: how much can you fit
Stranger: all of it.
Stranger: deep throat you. (;
You: i want ti hear you choke on it while you rob my balls
Stranger: hehehe. i would then take my mouth to the tip and suck…and use my hand and stroke you (:
You: yes babe i want to fuck you against the wall in the shower
You: you think you can get off again?
Stranger: yeah.
You: ohhh yes
You: i would back you up against the wall and tear you up
Stranger: hehe sounds fun (;
You: and then grab your hair and go into overdrive
Stranger: mmmm yes fuck me so hard.
You: i love your sweet little cunt
Stranger: hehehe (;
You: id turn the shower on to make it extra steamy and bite you playfully
Stranger: hehehe, how’d you know i like biting? (;
You: energies pefectly in sync next id pull out and lick your crack all the way
Stranger: mmmm
You: id use my tounge to lick your dripping lips
Stranger: mmmmm
Stranger: fuck.
You: oh shit
You: you gotta ride me if want my cum babe
Stranger: hehe, i get on top of you and ride you slowly at first, and picking up pace (;
You: i love it slow
Stranger: then, i’ll ride it slow. (;
You: i love to watch that ass bounce
Stranger: mmm i just love you in me.
You: how hot are you right now
Stranger: extremely.
You: fuck my dick couldnt get any harder ride me in a circle
Stranger: hehe, okay (; ……i ride you in a circle, and moan your name extremely loud while doing it. feel my juices and stuff dripping down your dick.
You: FUCK
You: i wanna make you my creampie baby
Stranger: hehe.
You: oh my god here it cum let me hera you scream
Stranger: mmm i would scream your name so loudly (;
You: o fuck im almost there
Stranger: just picture me riding it slowly still, moaning your name,
You: i love the way your pussy wraps around my cock
Stranger: mmmmm goood (;
You: o you feel so goood
Stranger: mmm fuck you feel so good in me
You: ur so naughty
Stranger: oh well…so are you (;
You: i wanna feel you cum again
Stranger: hehehe, i’m so worn out (;
You: one more for me baby
Stranger: hehehe okayyy
You: here it cums babe
Stranger: mmmmm. i want you inside of me so bad.
You: oh god
Stranger: (:
You: o my god i just came so hard inside you
Stranger: mmmmmm fuck.
You: fuck you still goin?
Stranger: hehe, i’m going to cum again. i’m going for my second time.
You: lemme help you out then
You: aftre i cum in you i take by dick and slap it on your clit
Stranger: MMMM
You: then i rub your lips with just the tip
Stranger: mmm that feels so good.
You: your literally dripping wet and i start to fuck you with just my pinky
You: i start to go faster and deeper each time
Stranger: mmmmmm fuck.
You: the i use two fingers to really get you goin while i rub your hood witj my other hand
You: i wanna see you squirt again
Stranger: mmmmm fuck, shiiiit.
You: then i lay you on your stomach and give you the shocker while i whisper in your ear how sexy you are
You: your so damn fine
Stranger: mmmm
You: how do you want it
Stranger: get on my back, stick your dick in my pussy and fuck the shit out of me.
Stranger: get me*
You: ohh ya
You: i want you to stick ur ass out so i can go deeper
Stranger: mmmmm okay
You: ill smash you so hard youll never recover babe
Stranger: oh fucking well.
You: jk you might recover eventually
You: baby you got that good good
Stranger: mmmmm fuck, i just came.
Stranger: shiiiiit.
Stranger: you’re really good at this.
You: i wish this wasnt omegle and i show you some real tricks
Stranger: hehehe. that would be nice.
You: your probably the dirtiest talker ive ever heard and i love it
Stranger: hehehe (; oh i try
You: honestly i had no intentions of messing arpund with you but it just happned naturalyy
You: you just sound so sexy
Stranger: hahah. thank you?
You: is it cool if i pass out now?
Stranger: yes.
You: haha jk
You: i wish i could have multiples ur damn lucky
Stranger: loll
You: ur legs feel like jelo?
Stranger: hahah, i sorta feel like i’m on ecstasy right now or something, hahaha, i feel so damn good.
You: mmm natural high
You: you should try fuckin on weed you will forget you have a body
Stranger: i have heard that having sex while high is amazing.
You: makes that feel like a motor scotter when you could be riding in a ferrari
Stranger: hahah
You: not to be weird but ill probably dream about you tonight you dirty girl
Stranger: hehehe.
Stranger: it’s fine.
You: cool well im outta here keep up that hot shit up and find a man who takes good care of you other than that have a awesome life and good luck in college
Stranger: hahah, alright. have a good life too. (:
You: later babe
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: im not retarded are you?
Stranger: nope
You: im not retarded are you?
Stranger: Why do you ask?
You: im not retarded are you?
Stranger: fuck off troll
You: retard leaving?
Stranger: I shall stop stead you’re beating heart and crack the warmth from your bones
Stranger: so says the cDc
Stranger: you are fucked boy
You: retard fuckin?
Stranger: Don’t start you’re computer tomorrow
You: retard fuckin?
Stranger: if you want to be picked up by the fbi, go ahead
You: retard trolling?
Stranger: Also, Tell you’re Friend, lets see, Tom that his pc is FUCKED as well
Stranger: cdc forever
You: aww retard left
Stranger: hii
You: hi
Stranger: 19 m
Stranger: you?
You: 1.73 m
You: 173 in cm
Stranger: will you talk like a girl?
Stranger: and make me cum?
You: erm… no but i’m sure ur mom can help with that.
Stranger: true!
Stranger: ill go ask right now
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I have a boner.
You: Nice, me too
Stranger: asl?
You: 63, male, texas.
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m/f
You: there seems to be a certain time all the horny dudes come online
You: you guys all share the same shedule it seems
Stranger: do u like blues thing
You: and what does that mean
You: are you cupping your testicles right now?
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Stranger: Yo
You: hey asl?
Stranger: over 18, either gender, anywhere but metal factories.
You: oh im 75/m/naked
Stranger: so you like 75 year old men and their location being naked? where is that?
You: joke killer!…you murdered a poor innocent joke!
You: how could you!
Stranger: i did not. :O
Stranger: it raped my father.
Stranger: seriously, look at my pool deck.
Stranger: the bloodstains are still there.
You: im so sorry i never knew!
Stranger: Thats right. you didnt.
Stranger: YOU BASTARD!
Stranger: so how do you feel about panties?
You: they are too tight
Stranger: i see.
Stranger: did you try wearing them on your head?
You: yes…why is there a problem?
Stranger: no, just making sure you did it properly.
Stranger: hmm. dunno then.
You: okey…good
Stranger: maybe you should visit a mistress, might deflat it a little if its an ego issue.
You: your probaley right, know any?
Stranger: only skeletons..
You: awesome i got heroin
Stranger: i have authority issues.
You: i have drug problems
Stranger: great! lets join the government!
You: ill be the crackhead prime minister and you be the scandalous president
Stranger: bleh…the president is stupid. ill take the janitor. ill hear more gossip to blackmail with.;
You: then ill be stalker who kills 7 people and lears in the end that i was wrong so i kill Justin Bieber
Stranger: k. lets do it. whatll we call ourselves?
You: the supa lemon savers pretige 1 heros squad task force 141
Stranger: the CCC? contingency crustacean core?
Stranger: i like it,
Stranger: .*
You: the SLSP1HSTF141
Stranger: it loses flavor when shortened..
You: u got a point…so when is the first official supa lemon savers pretige 1 heros squad task force 141 meeting?
Stranger: next week. ive got people to screw this one.
Stranger: in fact, ones giving me a blow job right now. Say hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: Hi.
You: is he mexican?
You: or a jew?
Stranger: no. i dont know what he is..
Stranger: dont care, its a …something
You: hes probaley a haitian mexican jew born in japan
Stranger: oh, hes irish.
You: thats why hes drunk
Stranger: he isnt drunk yet, its too easy on him that way
You: i see…
Stranger: ahaaahahahahhahhahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…that was a nice relief.
Stranger: should i send him over to your place next?
You: no let the russian maufia have him next. i owe them a favor
Stranger: they told me the next time i try to send one of my bitches over theyd shoot my goldfish. they cant shoot trent.
Stranger: trent will turn into a monster if they shoot him.
Stranger: you dont want to see trent going around fish-slapping the fuck out of mafia bosses…its too funny. they die laughing.
You: okey ill have to give them alejandro…the jackrabbit from iceland
Stranger: iceland..where the suns always shining and not burning up enough grass.
You: yepper. and where they make waffles the size of johannesburg
Stranger: then why dont i see them?
You: there in area 3.1415926
Stranger: i should still see them. i mean, johannesburg is a planet isnt it
Stranger: our planet<johannesburg in size
You: its invisble though…
Stranger: …well, yes, but i ran into it going to pluto. alot.
You: i know i tried to go to mickey mouse's house but i keep getting hit
Stranger: why go to his house?
Stranger: just tell him you have whipped cheese. he comes over in a heartbeat
You: what kind of cheese?
Stranger: whipped.
You: flavor?
Stranger: whipped.
You: texture?
Stranger: ITS JUST WHIPPED CHEESE DAMMIT!
You: okey…ill get him that next time
Stranger: good.
You: speaking of whipped i found trent floppig on the flor
Stranger: …he gets around still.
Stranger: hes a pimp daddy gold fish.
You: well then whats the guys name behind him?
Stranger: no idea. maybe its that bodyguard he was talking bout..
You: really?… it looks like t-pain or sandra bullock…i cant tell
Stranger: well, he did say they were well known
You: maybe its kate gosselin
You: wait it cant be…therd be a trail of monster killing fans behind her
Stranger: not if they killed off each other
You: i see…im going to have to call in the russian mafia to figuere this out
Stranger: ask for kate. shes always good.
You: why dont i ask jon…he has the better judgement of the 2
Stranger: because kate can take more.
You: okey!…(yells back) KATE! get your AK-47 ready!
Stranger: i concede.
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a toosie pop?? :O
You: wait
You: i know this one
You: 457
Stranger: Reallyy ?! :O
Stranger: Lol
You: yeah
Stranger: Hahaha, Female or male?
You: or something
You: black
You: from mexico
You: im hindu
You: nah jk
You: im jewish
Stranger: Your a black hindu, who lives in mexico, and is now jewish
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Can i know your gender??
You: yeah
Stranger: lol
You: BLACK
Stranger: Penis or Vagina?!
Stranger: lol
You: B L A C K
You: what can be black
You: lolz ?
Stranger: Both
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ??
You: no?
Stranger: then i wouldnt know
Stranger: inform me
You: only dick is black
You: vagina is kinda pinkish
Stranger: so your penis is black??
You: no
You: my vagina is
Stranger: so your a trangender??
Stranger: transgender
Stranger: ….
You: im black
Stranger: And im confused
Stranger: lol
You: why ??
Stranger: Because i don’t know who you are!? -___-
Stranger: Pretty pleaseeee
You: im from mexico
Stranger: with a cherry on top
Stranger: tell me
You: what ?
Stranger: Nevermind…lets see…
Stranger: How old are you?
Stranger: :O
Stranger: Be honest!
You: im jewish
Stranger: >.<
Stranger: I'm going to leave you now…. :'(
You: why ?
You: your not even with me
You: so..
Stranger: asshole
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiya
Stranger: m/f??
You: asl sounds like asshole doesn’t it?
You: hi
Stranger: m/f??
You: what did you just call me??
Stranger: i asked dat r u male or female
You: r u?
Stranger: ??
Stranger: wat
Stranger: wat sex r u havin??
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Retard hating ratard -
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: heyyyyyyo
Stranger: oyyyyyeh
You: asl
Stranger: abc
You: ???
Stranger: herp derp
You: retard
Stranger: no u
You: are you making fun of retared people
Stranger: are you?
You: Yeah it it fun
Stranger: they honestly shouldn’t exist
You: right
You: the make like suck
Stranger: yes like suck
You: life*
You: im retarded for doing htat
You: that* ufck me
Stranger: you shouldn’t exist
You: fuck
Stranger: indeed
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: someone called me an asshole
Stranger: and she was right
Stranger: im an asshole man
You: and im a nostril
Stranger: yeah
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: dad?
Stranger: yes?
You: why did you leave me, dad?
You: why did you leave mom??????
Stranger: cause you guys were bicthes
You: but mom loves you!
You: i love you!
Stranger: yeah i dont care about love. i dont care about you guys
You: where r u dad?
Stranger: im at my strip club
You: is it because of holly?
You: is that why you left??????
Stranger: yes
You: but… but… shes a man!!!!!!!!
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: well so are you!
You: no! i had a sex change, dad!
You: im now a woman!
Stranger: we’ve all been there sweety
You:
Stranger: oh come one cheer up
Stranger: not getting any?
You: you weren’t there when i first had sex…
You: why ar eyou so cruel dad??????????????
Stranger: cause it never happened. no one wants you!
Stranger: no one loves you!
You: but dad.
You: you love me, right??????
Stranger: uhhhhh no.
You: I HATE YOU!!!!!!
Stranger: i thought i made myself clear when i said no one loves you!!!!
Stranger: well I DETEST YOU
You: i… i hate you!!!!!
You: you irk me!
You: bye!
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You: dad? is that you?
Stranger: hii
Stranger: no
You: oh.
Stranger: f??
You:
You: yes’
Stranger: ur age???
You: 8
You: i am eight
Stranger: wats that…
You: you?
Stranger: 20
You: i am 8 yrs old
You: cool
Stranger: u r from???
You: so… whats masturbating?
You: ppl keep talking about thta but idk what it is
Stranger: its u piss penis..
You: also whats horny?
You: what does being horny mean?
Stranger: to fuck very much…eager
You: so horny means cussing alot?
Stranger: u know pussy??
You: like the cat?
Stranger: no fucking too much
You: and masturbating means peeing?
You: fucking… its a bad word
Stranger: yaa
Stranger: u know chut…or pussy
You: chut?
You: oh like girls private parts?
Stranger: pussy??
Stranger: yaa that hole…
You: i like this girl at school
You: named kelly
You: she showed me it once
Stranger: how was that??
You: my thingy then shot up
Stranger: u r from??
You: what does that mean?
Stranger: which country??
You: i am from america
Stranger: okk…
Stranger: u wanna sex
You: oh.
You: whats sex?
Stranger: to fuck
Stranger: cummon
You: sorry. my friends say im naive
You: or something like that
Stranger: means wat???
You: like they say im dumb and stuff
Stranger: r u wearing panty???
You: im a boy
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You: HIIIIII\
Stranger: Sup ‘namean?
Stranger: Yamsayin?
You: I NO SPEAK ENGLISHHHS
You: I CHINESE
You: CUM TO KILL U
Stranger: Oh well that’s wassup
Stranger: Yeah I know.
Stranger: Mawfucka
You: KILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILV
You: DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Stranger: This is exactly why I hate Asians.
You: FUCK YOU MOTEHE FUCKER BITCH DADDY O
Stranger: You are hip.
Stranger: Yo.
You: FUCKCUFUFF YOU
Stranger: Rude.
You: I KILL YOUR PESIDNET REGAN
Stranger: You’re just bitter because of your small penis.
You: I AM FEMALE YOU FUCK ME I KILL
You: GO FUCK YOURSELF
Stranger: Hey dumbass clintons the president now.
You: YOU R SPY FOR US I KILL SPY
Stranger: I like stoopid
You: DIE DADDY-O
Stranger: I love you Asian lady.
Stranger: You sucky sucky?
You: POOP YOU
Stranger: I give five dorrra?
You: I NOT RUSSSIAN I AM PRUD CHINESE I LIVE IN HONGG KONG
You: I KILL SPY FOR AMERICA
Stranger: Hong Kong is in Japan, silly.
You: YOU LIE YOU STOOPID AMERIEN
You: I KILL YOU AND PRESIDENT REAGAN
Stranger: You’re silly. Especially for a Korean :’)
You: HOW DARE U I KILL YUUY
Stranger: Who is yuuy?
You: I KNOW WHERE U LIVE MUTHER SHITPOOP
Stranger: Where?
You: I WORK FOR GREAT GOOGLE IN SKY
Stranger: WHERE THE FUCK DO I LIVE?!?!?
You: I NO TELL U FLEE TO GREAT RUSSIA WHERE WE KILL U
Stranger: You are rude.
You: i bomb you
Stranger: Killing people is just bad manners.
You: FSACK YOU MOMSHITFUKWHORE
You: GOOGLEUM IS WATCHING U
Stranger: You want a handjob? Is that it?
You: HANDJOB IS WAT
Stranger: I will to stroke your penis with my hand.
You: U THREAEN MY COUNTRY FIRST MOTHER FUCKSHITWHOREDAWG
Stranger: You have happy ending.
You: FEMALE FUCKER
Stranger: Rub rub squirt.
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: I give you runnin.
You: UR HOAM SEXUALY
Stranger: Yes. Me likey women.
You: GREAT OMEGLE KNOWS WHO U R
You: WE OWN OMEGLE
Stranger: Yes? Then who am I?
You: WE FINDS U IN PARK AND SLTISY THROAT
You: SQUIRT SQUIRT SHAKE
Stranger: I seem to have forgotten my manners.
You: WAT MEEN U?
Stranger: I love you :’)
You: FORGIVENESS IS TOO LATE
You: CONSEQUNECES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Stranger: I’ll fist you if you don’t kill me!
You: I COME AND kkILL U
Stranger: RUDE!
You: I TAKE PLANE TO LA
You: I FLY TO NEWMEXICO
You: I GO TO REAGANSHOSUEOTPOIA
Stranger: I live in new York dumb Asian.
You: I KILL U
You: I THEN FLY BACK AND KILLLO
You: DADDY0-O
You: I BE RWARED
You: I KILL
Stranger: I’ll fuck you if you don’t kill me. Preaseee!
You: I FUCK YOU FIRST
You: I RAPE YOUR SORRRRE MOUTH EYE
You: KILL
You: KIL
You: KI
You: K
Stranger: You can’t rape. You’re female.
You: I NO FEMALE
You: I FOOL U NO YES
You: I RAPE YOU\
Stranger: Yes, no.
Stranger: Okay.
You: WAT U EEN THIS YES NO?
Stranger: Rape me.
You: I FLY TO NEW YORK AND RAPE U
Stranger: I live in Texas, stupid.
You: THEN I CUM TO LA AAND RAPE THS FUHERE LINDSAY LEHAN
Stranger: She’s in jail.
You: I FUCK HER
Stranger: Cocaine.
You: FUCKERWHOTESHIT
Stranger: 8===D
You: WAT MEEN TIS
Stranger: Penis.
Stranger: Look at it.
Stranger: It’s a penis.
You: I CUT IT OFF
You: THEN U PAIN YES NO?
Stranger: Oh goodness!
Stranger: I pain. Yes, no. Yes
Stranger: No
Stranger: .
Stranger: Just kidding.
You: U DIE TOMOOROW
Stranger: U PAIN
Stranger: I’m deutsch.
You: I CUT YOU PENIZ THEN I EAT IT
Stranger: Wie heißt du?
You: WAT IS THIS
You: WAT MEEN U
Stranger: JA, AUF WIEDER SEHEN!!
You: YOU AARE GREAT GERMAN
You: ??
Stranger: SICH HEIL !!!
Stranger: JA
You: WE FREINDS WITH GREMAN GREAR
You: VIE HAIL;!
You: vIE hAIL
Stranger: WIE NOT VIE
Stranger: Dumb asian
You: WAT MEEN U
Stranger: You spelled it incorrectly, sirmadame.
You: FUK IT
Stranger: I like your style.
Stranger: You want a happy ending?
You: WAT MEEN U?
Stranger: I will jack you off.
Stranger: Tickle your pickle.
You: Hi
You: I am from ABC
You: My name is John Quintones
Stranger: Or in your case tootsie roll.
Stranger: Hello John.
You: We’re doing an experiment called “What would you do?”
Stranger: Yes?
You: You’re on live televeison
Stranger: It’s interesting to me that you can’t spell television correctly.
Stranger: John.
You: That’s a msitake
Stranger: Really? And I suppose what you just typed was as well?
You: yse
Stranger: Ha. Quite a sense of humor there Johnny.
You: WAT MEEN U?
Stranger: Hehe
You: WAT?
You: LOL WUT?
Stranger: 2
You: 3
You: 4
You: 5
You: 6
You: 7
You: 8
You: 9
Stranger: ^*^
You: I KILL U
Stranger: Cock.
You: VAGINA
Stranger: ++
You: –
Stranger: =
You: !=
Stranger: {}
You: G;L’;';LK
You: L
Stranger: Loser. You have no friends.
You: NO I HAS U
You: U NO FIRNED
You: U LUSER
Stranger: Awww :’>
You: KIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
You: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Stranger: Die?
Stranger: Death!
You: lIFE
Stranger: I love you pen pal.
You: I DON’T LOVE ME
Stranger: That is sad.
You: I HAVE A VERY LARGE MIND
Stranger: And very small penis.
You: FUK U
Stranger: Hehe
You: I KILL
You: U
You: NOW
Stranger: DO
You: RIGHT NOW
Stranger: IT
Stranger: PUSSAy?!!
You: GREAT CHINA CUM
You: BIG KOREAN COCK
Stranger: I swallow.
You: NO U CHOKE AND DIE
You: DIE
You: DIE
You: DIE
You: DIE
Stranger: DIE
You: DIE
You: DIE
You: DIE
You: DIE
Stranger: See, I’m helpful.
You: NO U DIE RUIDEE
Stranger: I’m a pornstar.
Stranger: My name is Lisa Ann.
Stranger: I’m a mild.
You: U HAS SEX FOR MONEY YES NO?
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: No.
You: BOTH
You: ALL AT ONCE
Stranger: Yeah boi.
You: WAT BOI
You: WAT MEEN U?
Stranger: Boy. Stupid bitch.
You: WAT MEEN BITCH WHORE?
You: U WHORE
Stranger: Whore, bitch.
You: ME BOTH
You: YES NO?
Stranger: I wish.
You: WHY WISH
You: WAY DAT
Stranger: Cuz I would rock your fucking world.
You: HOW ROCK?
Stranger: With cock.
You: I HAVE COCK
You: AND PIG
You: AND TURKEY
Stranger: We could play star wars.
You: I HAS AN EGG
Stranger: In a barn.
You: WAT STAR?
You: U AMERICAN OR GERMEN?
Stranger: You love star wars. Don’t lie, you’re Asian.
You: I KNOW LIE
Stranger: I’m both. And French.
You: I GRETA CHINESE
You: IM FRENCH TOO
Stranger: Really?
You: IM ASSANG
You: ASSANGE
Stranger: I’m actually Mexican.
You: I OWN WIKILEAKS GREAT
Stranger: I meant norwiegan.
You: I AMERICAN REAGAN
You: I EAT BEEF
Stranger: Reagan is dead.
You: WAT?!!!
You: REGAN DIE
Stranger: Don’t insult my culture.
You: YES NO?
You: I NO INSULT
Stranger: Yes. Reagan die. Like 2 or 3 years ago.
You: I JUST KILL
You: REAGAN LIVE
You: GREAT AMERICAN LIE
You: U DIE
Stranger: I am great huh?
You: YOU LIE
You: YOU ARE LIAT
Stranger: I lie? I no lie.
You: YOU MOCKS MAI
Stranger: I’m not a lion.
You: WAT LION
You: WAT MEEN U?
Stranger: My furry wife.
You: WIFE? U CHRISTIAN?
Stranger: No.
You: GOOD
You: GREAT LIE GOD
You: CHINA IS ALL TRUTH
Stranger: Yes. God is a lie.
You: WE AGREE
You: CHINA IS GOD
You: YES NO?
You: IS U ALIVE TES NO?
You: I LEAVE IF NO ESPONSE?
You: I HAS TO KILL SPIES
You: I KNOW WHEER YOU LIVE
You: GOODBYE GREAT SIR MADAM GOD CHINA
You have disconnected.
You: damn!
Stranger: what?
You: he disconnected
Stranger: aww,
You: attacked him with my massive dong
You: it was a critical hit
Stranger: LMFAOOO
You: i split his anus in two
Stranger:lmfaooo@@@@@
You: why are you laughing..
You: i wrote u a poem
Stranger:yay :]
You: roses are red
You violets are blue
You: ill fuck you with a rake
Stranger:LOL!
You: whats funny? ill tel you a joke
Stranger:FFINNEE (:
You: so, a man walks into a bar
You: he was an alcoholic so his life was really fucked up.
You: get it?
You have disconnected.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: hello sir
Stranger: hello slut
You: how did u know it was me?
You: tricky bastard
Stranger: i have a very good sense of smell
Stranger: now get on your knees
You: yes sir
Stranger: what’s your name girl?
You: call me as u want
You: master
Stranger: ok, cunt, i will
Stranger: and how old are you?
You: 19
Stranger: cunt i want you to tell me what specifically turns you on the most
Stranger: pain? humiliation? domination? or discipline?
You: a whip
Stranger: are you alone i where you are?
You: yes sir, as u recuested
Stranger: i want you to lock the door and then take off all your clothes
You: i already did master
You: is it okey if i call u master?
Stranger: yes slut, for now you may
Stranger: i’m behind you now, as you sit kneeling
Stranger: i run my fingers through your hair slowly
Stranger: and then grip and yank your head up hard
Stranger: i drag you up by your hair pull you up
Stranger: and then bend you over the table
You: go on
You: my dick is getting harder
Stranger: nice one
Stranger: real nice
Stranger: thanks a lot dude
You: haha
You: np
Stranger: i mean come on
Stranger: i don’t get it
Stranger: where’s the satisfaction?
You: right here
Stranger: jesus
Stranger: well, thanks for the hard on
Stranger: you complete and total wanker
You: hahaha
Stranger: i hope your balls rot and fall off
Stranger: i hope you get colon polyps
Stranger: rot and die asshole
Stranger: later
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: heyy
Stranger: I miss you!
Stranger: Where have you been!
You: all over. You wouldn’t believe
Stranger: Greatness!
You: uh yah
Stranger: I have improved our plan|
Stranger: You must listen.
Stranger: This is important.
You: enlighten me
Stranger: So we should eat the baby while it’s still alive!
Stranger: Because cooking it would consume time.
Stranger: I don’t have that much free time.
You: yeah that makes sense…
Stranger: Then we can attack batman!
You: YES.
Stranger: Have you prepared the poisoned semen?
Stranger: HAVEYOU!?
You: of course, although you can’t imagine the lengths I had to go through to get it!
Stranger: I understand.
Stranger: The worst part will be to inject his small gay slave.
Stranger: Dressing in red.
You: idk, I’m kinda looking forward to that bit
Stranger: We have to do it right or he will die of it.
Stranger: Batman would probably sex him still.
Stranger: Cold or warm it doesn’t matter.
You: ok. well thanks for the update.
Stranger: NP.
You: I’ll meet you where the crows roost in two dawns, where we shall sip some ginger beer, then GET TO WORK!
Stranger: Ok.
Stranger: Good fap until then.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: hi
You: HELLO
You: IS IT OK IF I USE CAPS ON?
Stranger: ok thats fine unless ur yellin at me
You: OK, GREAT, IF I YELL I’LL USE SOME KIND OF WARNING
Stranger: like what
You: LIKE
You: I HATE YOU(NOTE THAT I’M NOW YELLIN AT U)
Stranger: awesome thats verry easy to understand
You: INDEED
Stranger: so y caps?
You: THE BIGGER THE BEST
Stranger: thats quite true
You: I HOPE SO
Stranger: well what else is good big?
You: SOME BODY PARTS
Stranger: like?
You: PENIS TITS
You: HAIR
You: ?
Stranger: wich do u have
You: A PENIS, AND OFC I’M TYPING ON CAPS
You: IT’S A BONUS
Stranger: i dig it u wanna use that for somthing?
You: USE WHAT? MY DICK? OR MY WORDS?
Stranger: dick
You: OH, THERE R LOTS OF THINS Y CAN IMAGINE
Stranger: like what im in the mood
You: WELL, NOT AS MUCH AS U CAN WITH CAPS LOCKS
Stranger: well y dont u tell me bout it
You: OH I WILL
You: THERE ARE INFINIT COMBINATIONS OF WORDS
You: IT’S ENDLESS
You: WELL, I SEE YOU ARE IN THE MOOD
You: SO
You: LET’S TALK
Stranger: u first
You: WELL, AS I ENTER THE ROOM, I SEE U NAKED, ROLLING ON THE FLOOR
You: YOU LOCK YOUR EYES ON MY
You: AND I WALK TOWARDS YOU AND JOIN YOU
You: I START TAKING MY CLOTH OFF
You: BUY SUDDENTLY, I SENS SOMETHING IS WRONG
You: YOUR CAPS LOCK GOES ON
You: AND I CAN FEEL IT RISING UP
You: FROM YOUR PANTS
You: I PULL OUT MY GUN
You: POINT AT IT
You: AND FIRE
Stranger: wow take ur dick shove it up ur ass
Stranger: hi
You: HI
Stranger: im with my gf, im introducing this site to her
You: well doneee
Stranger: how old are u?
You: 59
Stranger: lol
You: wtf
You: what is this ‘lol’
You: peolpe speak of
You: it does not make sence!
Stranger: laughing out loud
You: THIS IRRITATES ME
You: ARRRRRRRH
Stranger: kaboom?
You: RAWWWWR
You: hello,
You: this persons gf,
You: i would just like to inform you,
You: i gave your bf herpes.
You: and aids.
You: now your both going to die.
You: because you both have aids.
You: i am sorry to tell you this,
Stranger: i dont have herpes or aids lol xD
You: good luck
You: and goodbye..
You have disconnected.