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funny conversations, omegle

May 5, 2009
Sergey Page
223 Comments

4 New Funny Omegle Convos | Funniest Omegle Logs

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omegle connecting to server…
you’re now chatting with a random stranger. say hi!
stranger: greetings you delicious stranger
you: thanks
stranger: that wasn’t a compliment
you: i know
stranger: how was your day?
stranger: did you meet tim at the mall?
you: yeah
stranger: that guy is such a douche
stranger: don’t you think?
you: yeah i think so too
stranger: i know you are a spambot
stranger: bye forever

connecting to server…

stranger: hi
stranger: a/s/l
you: tell me a story
stranger: once upon a time
stranger: there was a stranger
stranger: he said
stranger: f_ck you

connecting to server…
looking for someone you can chat with. hang on.
you’re now chatting with a random stranger. say hi!
you: you walk into a room and see a flash what do you do?
stranger: turn around and walk out
you: cowardice.
you: you lost the game.

connecting to server…
looking for someone you can chat with. hang on.
you’re now chatting with a random stranger. say hi!
stranger: hi
you: you walk into a room and see a flash what do you do?
stranger: smile
you: unable to see anything, you smiled. someone suddenly thrust something like a microphone in your hands, then walked back into the room. what you do?
stranger: speak
you: you spoke.
you: as the flash thins off, you notice several beaten down and a few dead people in the room, and a staircase going down.
you: you look at your hand and see a small blunt weapon covered in blood.
you: you started to hear police sirens. what you do?
stranger: run
you: you started running. two police officers saw you. they drew their guns and started shooting. what you do?
stranger: ninja
you: you try to ninja your way out. a bullet pierced through your forehead. h_adshot, b_tch.
you: you lost the game.
stranger: lawl

Thanks M. Tekin for the logs

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223 Comments

  • H.J.F87 August 7, 2011 at 8:47 pm

    Question to discuss:
    what’s your age and gender (age group survey)

    Stranger 2: 17 f

    Stranger 1: 29m

    Stranger 2: is that all lol :)

    Stranger 1: ha ha

    Stranger 2: Thats a really shitty question :(

    Stranger 1: I got a question about truth or dare, that was a fun question

    Stranger 2: Ohhh how does that work??

    Stranger 2: That sounds fun :)

    Stranger 1: you just play, i guess it on an honer system

    Stranger 1: since you cant see eachother

    Stranger 1: it’s fun, but only if you are willing to go through and do the challenges

    Stranger 2: Hmm yeah i agree, truth would be better thoughi think personally

    Stranger 2: Butthats a good one!

    Stranger 2: but thats**

    Stranger 1: butt hats

    Stranger 1: :)

    Stranger 2: Rofl :) took me a minute to realise!

    Stranger 1: also I got a question once, that was, something like, “mind if I masturbate, while you two cyber”

    Stranger 2: Haha omg I havent got one like that (yet) which is surprising actually i only got one about fantasies

    Stranger 2: and idnt even get to write

    Stranger 2: people are toopolitical i think

    Stranger 2: too political** my spacebars stuffed

    Stranger 1: so they can be fun!

    Stranger 1: but yeah people are asking a lot of super serious questions

    Stranger 1: that’s not so much fun

    Stranger 2: And alot of racial questions which are super awkward lol some are just straight out stupid

    Stranger 2: and this one is boring

    Stranger 1: hmmm I usually just do the video chat on here, but this is fun

    Stranger 2: Id be scared I knew someone! haha

    Stranger 1: this one boring, so yeah third party viewer, think of a better question next time

    Stranger 2: Oh yeah forgot about them haha ;)

    Stranger 1: there are a lot of people out there, the odds that you know someone isnt really good

    Stranger 2: I guess Im just paranoid Illdosomethingand someone will know me

    Stranger 1: yeah its not just us in here

    Stranger 1: what would you do?

    Stranger 1: what could be so damning that you would worry about your identity ?

    Stranger 2: Im kinda the “go where it takes you” person. I just hate awkward situations to be honest

    Stranger 2: Kindalike when Im shitat a game

    Stranger 1: awkward situations are only awkward until you push passed that

    Stranger 1: when you are “shitat”?

    Stranger 2: shit at** yes i guess I fear people wont like who I am

    Stranger 2: Stupid I know

    Stranger 1: i’m sure you are wonderful

    Stranger 1: we all are

    Stranger 1: afterall

    Stranger 1: everyone is wonderful in their own right

    Stranger 2: Positive thinking :) If only it were true

    Stranger 2: I dont agree

    Stranger 2: There are horrible people out there

    Stranger 1: yeah I dont agree with everyone, but I believe that everyone deserves a chance

    Stranger 2: I believe most do not everyone

    Stranger 2: Some people are sick minded

    Stranger 1: who knows, maybe under it all, they too are a super great person, just scared and hurt

    Stranger 2: Im talking about murders etc?

    Stranger 2: Not general people

    Stranger 1: me to

    Stranger 1: too

    Stranger 2: Really? you believe that about most people even murders rapists etc

    Stranger 1: murders are people who have made a lot, A LOT of bad choices in their lives

    Stranger 1: they all start off as beautiful babies

    Stranger 1: fresh starts… who knows

    Stranger 2: I belive once pushed past that point, even death for them is too easy. Babies are different, they dont have such capabilities

    Stranger 1: you are jaded

    Stranger 1: :)

    Stranger 1: wanna talk about that?

    Stranger 2: What do you mean

    Stranger 1: you seem like you have a reluctancy to be forgiving

    Stranger 2: Ahh, I do though

    Stranger 2: I am too forgiving

    Stranger 1: of course, murders and rapist are extreme instances

    Stranger 2: Unless you do not deserve it, in which yes I am talking abot extreme instances

    Stranger 2: I have been affected by murder

    Stranger 2: I see what it does

    Stranger 2: And let me tell you I dont believe they deserve even death

    Stranger 1: I’ve been through combat and I understand what actual Hate is

    Stranger 2: By combat do you mean war?

    Stranger 1: yes

    Stranger 2: Are you in the army or something?

    Stranger 1: I’ve looked into eyes that only could look back at me with hate and discontent

    Stranger 2: I have seen small parts of that kindof hatred

    Stranger 1: marine corps

    Stranger 2: So your a marine and yet your so forgiving, I do not understand

    Stranger 2: My partner is in the army

    Stranger 1: even those hateful eyes, I believe could be turned

    Stranger 2: And I find it so hard to understand the hatred

    Stranger 2: But yet here you are completely different

    Stranger 1: you cant hold on to anger and hatred or it will certainly destroy you

    Stranger 2: I agree, But it can also help you

    Stranger 2: You need to be angry and show pain beofre you can move on

    Stranger 2: Its closure I guess

    Stranger 1: hmmm , think if you used love instead of hate to fuel your intentions, how much more could you do

    Stranger 2: Depends in what instances you use that love instead of hate

    Stranger 2: So you have a family?

    Stranger 1: you have to let go of hate and pain, or it will be a destructive force and destroy every thing good about you

    Stranger 1: i’ve been there

    Stranger 1: hate will always be sub par to love

    Stranger 1: I do have family,

    Stranger 1: a pug named winston, and a shorkie named felicity

    Stranger 2: Hmm interesting

    Stranger 2: But no kids or wife?

    Stranger 1: these two can be a handful

    Stranger 1: I have lots of nieces and nephews

    Stranger 2: Well maybe when you have that family of your own someday you mayunderstand what I am saying

    Stranger 2: The love you have for them is far beyond anything

    Stranger 1: hmm I wonder what the secret 3rd party silent chatters is thinking

    Stranger 2: They are probably think shit all i asked is age and gender

    Stranger 2: lol

    Stranger 1: haha

    Stranger 2: My pet on WoW is named winston btw

    Stranger 2: lol

    Stranger 1: nice

    Stranger 1: well im off

    Stranger 1: this was super

    Stranger 2: Bye :)

    Reply
  • lokoi August 9, 2011 at 10:24 am

    55

    Reply
  • Anon August 13, 2011 at 11:51 am

    You’re now watching two strangers discuss your question!
    Question to discuss:
    So, Evolution or Creationism ? Discuss! :)
    Stranger 2: Evolution.
    Stranger 2: and that’s all the discussion you’ll ever get :D
    Stranger 2: go to TED
    Stranger 2: and have a blast
    Stranger 2: and stranger isn’t responding
    Stranger 1: im blonde
    Stranger 2: awesome.
    Stranger 1: do you have a penis
    Stranger 2: as I said. Evolution.
    Stranger 2: two, actually.
    Stranger 2: mine and my boyfriend’s
    Stranger 1: whats evalutions
    Stranger 1: you gay?
    Stranger 2: person who asked the question (I hope you’re satisfied)
    Stranger 2: yeah, I’m homo :D
    Stranger 1: yayy i love homo theres funnyy
    Stranger 2: I’m smart and sexy before funny
    Stranger 2: and sarcastic, sorry
    Stranger 2 has disconnected

    Reply
  • anarathiel August 14, 2011 at 12:44 pm

    You’re now watching two strangers discuss your question!
    Question to discuss:
    Can murder ever be justified?
    Stranger 2: sometimes
    Stranger 1: yeah
    Stranger 2: if jb is the one who is murdered
    Stranger 1 has disconnected

    Stranger 1 was obv a justin beiber fan

    Reply
  • Allan August 17, 2011 at 3:14 pm

    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Question to discuss:
    girls: if you were a hot secretary and your boss came to you right before 5 o clock one day and said want to get a weeks pay for free and slapped your ass would you comply?
    You: been there, done that..
    You: :P
    Stranger: im a boss for a company
    You: hey boss
    You: about that paycheck
    Stranger: michelle?
    You: I got that underwear you told me to wear
    You: roaarrr
    Stranger: ooh
    You: that’s my name, don’t forget it
    Stranger: aww yeah
    You: i’m REAAllY going to work for my moneh
    Stranger: you bettah
    You: yeaaah..
    You: let me undress and..
    Stranger: take it like a wall
    You: *pulls out a gun;manly voice*
    You: SUCK MY DICK
    You: OR i’LL BLOW YOU BRAINS
    Stranger: dodges matrix style
    You: damn it
    Stranger: INCEPTIONINCEPTIONINCEPTIONINCEPTIONINCEPTION
    You: &out of bullets*
    Stranger: eats gun
    You: *it’s super effective*
    You: *i jump on the window”
    Stranger: i push u out
    You: *death appears, it’s super effective as well*
    You: g-byew cruel world
    Stranger: wild stranger fainted
    You: *weird boner appears*
    You: stranger explodes
    Stranger: …
    You: EARTH EXPLODES
    You: damin it…
    Stranger: super effective
    You: *god: i fucked up again*
    You: well.. blame the jews :D
    Stranger: …
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: racist
    Stranger: im a jew
    You: sorry
    You: :|
    You: akward
    Stranger: best be brah
    You: blame the black ?
    You: don;t tell me you are a black jew
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: im a black jew
    You: :) )))))))))))
    You: =))))))))))))))))))))))0
    You: LOOOL
    You: ok..
    You: blame the asians ?
    You: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-
    You: don’t tell me-…
    Stranger: im a black jewish asian
    You: shit…
    You have disconnected.

    Reply
  • Angel September 29, 2011 at 3:33 pm

    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hi
    Stranger: m 20 horny;)
    You: you’re from horny? where is that? lol
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Reply
  • bruno October 14, 2011 at 3:10 pm

    Question to discuss:
    will you ever suck a cock? also state ur genderStranger: never.

    You: no

    Stranger: *

    You: im male

    You: lol

    Stranger: i’m human

    You: never

    You: suck anything

    Stranger: don’t say never ^^

    You: u said

    You: dumb

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Reply
  • Manish yadav October 18, 2011 at 11:31 pm

    Chating

    Reply
  • ga ga ga October 27, 2011 at 9:12 am

    Stranger: hey
    Stranger: f ?
    You: Stranger: hey
    Stranger: asl?
    You: You: fuck you
    Stranger: sounds good to me
    You: mother fucking shit smearer.
    You: why do you smell your own shit to get high? That’s fucking gross YOU’RE fucking gross.
    You: Everything is your fucking fault! the sooner you admit it the sooner you can get well.
    Stranger: did not know they have intrnet in the psychiatric ward…
    You: Of course you know they do. how else are YOU chatting?
    Stranger: dude I am napoleon, so show some respect
    You: You’re a little runty fucktard who LOST the war, and who can’t even jack off because your hand is screwed up? Honestly, you need to find better role models to assume, when your mind goes all schizo like that. Honestly, show some respect for yourself.
    Stranger: Now you totaly shattered my self-perception…I thin I’m gona cry…;(
    You: Reality is a scary bitch, but this is wonderful that you’re making the first step to your recovery.
    Stranger: But I still need medication…how about you give me some of that shit your obviously sniffing?
    You: The reality is that you killed your family and you killed many people, and assumed this “mental illness”. I’m the doctor here, I’m only trying to help you.
    You: I GIVE meds I don’t take them.
    You: You’re the fucker with the diseased brain. All because your mother was a crack mom.
    Stranger: Dude I supressed this shit for a reason…you bringing all this back up is seriously messing my mind up…
    You: I’m just trying to help you purge this.
    Stranger: I appreciate it
    You: Good, you’ll feel better once you puked this emotional shit up. You really need to blame your mother for tieing you up and raping you. Like Coraline jone’s mother did to Coraline. Then you’ll be able to enjoy life again.
    You: So you may begin this session of purging.
    You: You may begin at any time.
    Stranger: But what about my father raping your sweet little ass? I still ave those memories of you crying in our basement…
    You: no I’m afraid your delusional state of mind, misrepresented these memories. YOU were actually raping your little brother.
    You: Then your mother tied you up and started to beat you…. Then you killed them.
    Stranger: sounds about right…so dude, i’m hungry, how about the food here?
    You: Only if you show some cooperation with your treatment tonight.
    You: So begin your confession.
    You: Then we can give you some nice brownies, and give you a cookie
    Stranger: Well it all started when i raped my twin sister in our mothers womb…
    You: And how does this make you feel?
    Stranger: Feel? I don’t feel anything…
    You: Ah ha so you are suffering from sociopathy. Excellent we shall attach electrodes to your testicles…..
    Stranger: Been there, done that…
    You: But were you treated with the voltage that makes your own feces come out your eyes?
    You: We’ll be trying that with you.
    You: And if you so decide to smear shit on your face again like you always so… we will once again put you in solitary, in the cold room again.
    Stranger: Alright…well nice talking with you, but PEter Pan invited me to Neverland..gott go…
    You: good night fucktard.
    Stranger: can you summarise it for me?
    You: I’m just trolling. Are you this stupid you can’t read?
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: just too lazy to read it all
    You: And your stupidity will further my griefing tonight. Thanks for letting me use you.
    Stranger: theres a difference between laziness and stupiditiy
    Stranger: /me tips my hat to you
    Stranger: your welcome sir.
    Stranger: well sir/m’am
    You: It’s all you are good for. Letting people use you.
    Stranger: i wish you luck in you trolling.
    You: You have no friends, they all use you.
    Stranger: lol…..
    You: I also like fapping to Pipi Longstocking.
    Stranger: wow
    Stranger: haven’t heard of her
    Stranger: since…
    Stranger: grade 6
    Stranger: wow
    You: And Coraline….. jones.
    Stranger: shit…. longstocking.. I swear that was in grade 5 or 6
    You: I love her sexy red hair. I love the way red heads smell. They smell and taste like battery acid.
    Stranger: ur almost good for a chat…
    Stranger: not quite

    Reply
  • Tony November 1, 2011 at 3:23 pm

    Stranger 1: fuck me deep stranger
    Stranger 1: hard and fast
    Stranger 1: lol
    Stranger 2: m or f?
    Stranger 1: m
    Stranger 2: lol
    Stranger 2: i’m f
    Stranger 2: i’ll fuck you
    Stranger 2: deep
    Stranger 2: and hard and fast
    Stranger 1: thatd be kinda wrong?
    Stranger 2: but
    Stranger 2: you like it that way
    Stranger 1: id prefer to fuck you hard, fast and deep tbh
    Stranger 1: im a giver, not a taker
    Stranger 2: well
    Stranger 2: since normally i am a giver
    Stranger 2: i guess thats ok
    Stranger 2: age?
    Stranger 1: 18 you?
    Stranger 2: 16
    Stranger 1: from?
    Stranger 2: new york you?
    Stranger 1: ireland
    Stranger 1: fuckings gonna be impossible…
    Stranger 2: what’s your craziest sex story
    Stranger 1: it involves oil
    Stranger 1: lots of oil
    Stranger 1: youu?
    Stranger 2: it involves a married couple and money
    Stranger 1: i like your style
    Stranger 2: lol
    Stranger 2: my friends parents paid me to have a 3 way with them
    Stranger 1: whaaaat? :O
    Stranger 2: yeah they gave me $400
    Stranger 1: jesus…i respect you :P
    Stranger 2: it was the greatest fuck of my life too
    Stranger 1: in what way?
    Stranger 2: well they tied me to their bed and did a lot of kinky shit that i’ve never done mefore
    Stranger 2: before’
    Stranger 1: like what? :O
    Stranger 2: well it was the first time a girl ate me out and i ate out a girl
    Stranger 2: and had sex in my butt
    Stranger 1: wow sounds pretty good :P
    Stranger 2: lol
    Stranger 2: it was kind of painful
    Stranger 1: did you like it?
    Stranger 2: yeah
    Stranger 2: his mom fingered me while his dad fucked my butt
    Stranger 1: does your friend know?
    Stranger 2: lol no
    Stranger 2: i can’t tell him
    Stranger 1: shit like that never happens in ireland
    Stranger 1: fuck sake
    Stranger 2: it was also the first time i ever ate cum
    Stranger 1: did you like that?
    Stranger 2: i liked it all
    Stranger 2: i never been so wet in my life
    Stranger 1: did you squirt?
    Stranger 2: yeah
    Stranger 1: dammmmmmn
    Stranger 1: i wanna see you :P
    Stranger 2: lol
    Stranger 2: you live in ireland
    Stranger 1: yeeeah :(
    Stranger 2: i must say
    Stranger 2: if you have sex
    Stranger 2: have it tied up
    Stranger 2: its awesome

    Reply
  • bruno November 17, 2011 at 3:50 pm

    Question to discuss:
    I am Dave! Yognaut, and I have the balls!Stranger: … Huh?

    You: i have the stick… lets play golf

    Stranger: The first exclamation point is confusing me.

    Stranger: I have the… hole? Eww, no.

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Reply
  • sam November 26, 2011 at 10:28 pm

    Question to discuss:
    WHY YO NO STAY AND DISCUSS ? Y U DISCONNECT IN THE FIRST SECOND ?

    Stranger: don’t shout

    You: bitch please

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Reply
  • Shelbers November 30, 2011 at 8:38 pm

    Stranger: Hi
    You: Ricky is that you?
    You: Ricky?
    Stranger: Omg! bobby?
    You: Ricky! I’ve been looking for you.. RICKY?!
    Stranger: Its me boby its me ricky!
    You: hello Ricky?!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Reply
  • Alice Coriander December 18, 2011 at 6:16 pm

    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: tumblr?
    You: Luke, I am your father.
    Stranger: i wish that was actually my dad
    Stranger: i dont have any contact with mine
    You: I know right
    Stranger: he could be dead for all i know:)
    You: you’d rather have a dad that cuts off your arm and kills people and wears a mask and breathes wierd?
    Stranger: umh ,no
    You: then you don’t want Darth Vader to be your dad
    Stranger: oh:(
    Stranger: i’ve never seen star wars
    You: lol me neither
    You: but i know
    You: CUZ I AM GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Stranger: im prayin
    You: oh ya, watcha sayin’ dude?
    Stranger: you should know, you’re god
    You: Ya you actually have to talk out loud for me to here you.
    You: to my face, my child
    Stranger: come ere then
    You: right here right now man
    You: just on omegle
    You: confess, son
    Stranger: god has internet?
    You: oooooh ya
    Stranger: halle-fucking-luya
    You: i spend like half my life… my eternal life… on the internet man
    Stranger: woman
    You: hmmm… indeed
    You: what about her?
    Stranger: shes hawt
    You: and what is this womans name, my chilc?
    You: *child
    Stranger: chilc
    You: sorry, this is embarasin
    You: i never went to kindergarten
    You: my mother hates it
    You: she thinks i should go back cuz i have forgotten to spell
    You: after all these years
    You: shame…
    You: after all these CENTURIES!!!
    You: ERA’S
    You: whats the word i am looking for?
    You: a little help here
    Stranger: time
    You: MILLENIUMS!!!
    You: think i spelled that wrong
    Stranger: how many of them
    You: milleniums of milleniums of milleniums
    You: uncountable years
    You: eternal years
    You: eternal milleniums
    You: FOREVER!!!
    Stranger: yes.
    Stranger: im older than you
    You: WHAT!?!?!?!?
    You: and WHO are YOU?
    You: my child
    Stranger: your mom
    You: oh DAMN
    You: i knew we would reach this point
    You: i am sorry mother
    You: i should not have failed kinder garten
    You: i must add however
    You: that you failed me
    You: cuz you were my teacher and all
    Stranger: your grounded for a millenium for lying
    You: oh shit
    You: what did i lie about this time?
    Stranger: make that two, for swearing
    Stranger: KINDERGARTEN
    You: oh jesus christ
    Stranger: DO NEVER USE MY GRANDSONS NAME IN THAT WAY
    You: Oh My God!!!
    You: Oh Mother of Jesus!!!
    Stranger: oh, marys not a prostitute, so dont go getting randomers pregnant again
    Stranger: or i’ll add to the bible the size of your penis
    You: hey that was not me
    You: that was the damn Holy Spirit remember?
    Stranger: you ARE the holy spirit
    You: WE are the holy wpirit
    You: *spirit
    You: you know “the father, the son, and the holy ghost”
    Stranger: thats all i’ll ever be, a ghos
    You: the Trinity
    Stranger: t
    You: ring a bell?
    Stranger: nah, sold them for fucking weddings
    You: what????
    You: MOTHER!
    Stranger: bells
    Stranger: IN YOUR HOLY LITTLE GOD HOUSES
    You: Sorry ma, i have to go and save some lady from drowning
    You: she doesn’t deserve to die
    You: well actually she does
    You: but not yet
    You: you know?
    You: anyway, nice talking to you ma
    Stranger: YOU’RE GROUNDED
    You: i’ll talk to you again in another couple of milleniums
    You: bye bye
    You have disconnected.

    Reply
  • Ash Ketchup December 30, 2011 at 1:07 am

    STEVE IS THAT YOU? MY PENIS FELL OFF! HELP!

    Stranger 1: oh my

    Stranger 2: Ouch..

    Stranger 1: this is quite the situation

    Stranger 2: Indeed!

    Stranger 1: what do you suggest we do?

    Stranger 2: Who is steve and how did it fall off?

    Stranger 2: hmm

    Stranger 1: he can’t answer. i suppose we’ll never know

    Stranger 2: Glue it back on

    Stranger 1: genuis!

    Stranger 2: :D

    Stranger 1: you are a problem solver sir!

    Reply
  • kate January 25, 2012 at 10:01 pm

    Question to discuss:
    Whats the weirdest place you’ve fucked?
    Stranger 2: A pool with 15 people in it.
    Stranger 2: nonono
    Stranger 2: In the living room while her mom was watching a movie.
    Stranger 2: nonono school auditorium… idk D:
    Stranger 1: friends parents room with my friens sister
    Stranger 2: I think the living room was the most dangerous fuck :3
    Stranger 1: i agree
    Stranger 2: Pool was the most open
    Stranger 2: friends sister was the most badass :3
    Stranger 1: or that time in the gym under some matts
    Stranger 2: actually auditorium is jail time… so auditorium was the most dangerou :D
    Stranger 1: yeah
    Stranger 1: or with my teacher
    Stranger 1: on her desk
    Stranger 2: Lies D:
    Stranger 2: lies lies lies
    Stranger 1: no im serious
    Stranger 2: I don’t believe you one bit.
    Stranger 1: no lies
    Stranger 2: Pics or it didn’t happen
    Stranger 1: what
    Stranger 1: check it out on google gym teacher fucks student
    Stranger 2: I don’t believe you at all, and I’ma find some fat dude fucking an asian watch o.o
    Stranger 1: what
    Stranger 2: Most fun place is in the shower or pool :3
    Stranger 1: im a dude
    Stranger 1: my sister is a lesbian
    Stranger 2: lol my sister is a whore

    Reply
  • NINJA January 25, 2012 at 10:06 pm

    Question to discuss:
    You are both ninjas on a secret mission, not very good ninjas, you just caught caught by security in a bank vault. quick what do you do ninja 1 and ninja 2

    Stranger 2: NINJA VANISH

    Stranger 1: kill myself cause I was discovered

    Stranger 2 has disconnected

    Reply
  • awhn January 25, 2012 at 10:07 pm

    Question to discuss:
    You are both ninjas on a secret mission, not very good ninjas, you just caught caught by security in a bank vault. quick what do you do ninja 1 and ninja 2
    Stranger 2: fuck it
    Stranger 1: why are ninjas in a bank vault
    Stranger 1: ?
    Stranger 1: they should be doing something cooler
    Stranger 1 has disconnected

    Reply
  • alice in wonderland January 25, 2012 at 10:12 pm

    You’re now watching two strangers discuss your question!
    Question to discuss:
    You got insanely drunk last night at a party and you wake up with a sex change… whats your reaction? and what do you do about it?
    Stranger 1: COOL A PENIS
    Stranger 1: THAT I CAN BARELY USE
    Stranger 1: SWEET
    Stranger 1 has disconnected

    Reply
  • emily January 25, 2012 at 10:18 pm

    Question to discuss:
    You have the oppurtunity to be the opposite sex for 24 hours, what is the first thing you do as a new guy/girl and what do you now look like?
    Stranger 2: go on omegle and answer this question saying ” it happened”
    Stranger 2 has disconnected

    Reply

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